"Yes, we have a job opportunity in the Cleveland area...
Well, we currently have a Mr. Johnson in the position, but quite frankly, he's just not working out.
Yes, there is some traveling required, but the pay is excellent and we do have incentive programs like Jeremy Sowers Bobble Head night.
Uh-huh, and just how quickly do you think you could get to the downtown area? We're right on Ontario Street..."