Sauerbeck has apologized to his team and family. Seems like it was a pretty standard public apology, until this:

"I'm trying to do the right thing; I made a terrible error in judgment," Sauerbeck said. "It's something I'm going to have to live with the rest of my life. I'm a big boy, and I'm going to have to deal with it."

Maybe I have a kind of a sick sense of humor, and I know this is a pretty awkward situation for everyone involved, but something about a Major League pitcher describing himself as a big boy just strikes me as humorous.

As for the rest of the article, there's some new info about the situation. Apparently Scott and his lady friend had been hiding in the bushes for 45 minutes before they were found! This girl blew a .253 and likely hadn't had a drink in over an hour? Remarkable.