I think we all knew what kind of person/player Clemens was before the series, or after game 2 when he said he'd stop the game because Joba couldn't handle gnats, but the end of this article is pure Driven gold.
"Yankees first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz said playfully that the gnat-like nuisance was caused by the cologne brand of the team captain. "The joke around the guys was that we all have Derek Jeter's Driven on," he said. "Joba looked like the movie, 'Bees.' He had them all over his neck and his back. But then again, so did their guys." "
Let's hope the little guys picked up the scent and followed it to the Bronx. I'm sure a plane full of big sweaty guys reeking of overpriced failure couldn't be THAT hard to find.