there is actually a site called mlbtraderumors.com? i wonder what they pay---do they pay per rumor and whats the per diem? do i get a company car and an expense account?  i can make up rumors with the best of em, especially if i have to do it in spanish--hell, i'll even report in italian for the right amount of money and benefits.  i do draw the line at speaking canuck, though, eh?

bring that hibachi over here rayman, we will even throw a few live lobsters on it to go with those filets--hey, they are gonna die anyway and they may as well go out in a blaze of glory--very tasty that way.

anyone know if the national enquirer is looking for reporters?