Did you all read about the minor league pitcher trying to make the Dodgers who found out that he owns about $2B worth of rock?:

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070216&content_id=1804722&vkey=spt2 007news&fext=.jsp&c_id=la

Apparently, we drafted him. He is still trying to make the big club in LA even with this fortunate turn of events.