Indians haiku
A co-worker just sent me a hiaku. He's following today's Indians-Yankees game on the internet, so you can see where his poetic inspiration came from:
"Bases juiced, one out.
Jhonny Peralta strikes out.
Casey Blake fouls out."
He switched the order of the outs to fit the haiku rules, but you get the idea.
It reminded me of a series of dog haikus I saw somewhere a few years ago. So I thought I'd post his entry here to see if anyone can add some good ones to the thread. Any Tribe fan poets out there want to follow up?
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Re: Indians haiku
Blake chokes again, lifts foul pop.
Peralta rung up.
by woodsmeister on Apr 19, 2007 2:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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sacks are loaded with tribesmen
ducks left on the pond
by cheech99 on Apr 19, 2007 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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All these clubhouse leaders sure
Know how to ground out.
by Jay on Apr 19, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Why not groove one to Josh Phelps?
Help! Avalanche! Aargh!
by woodsmeister on Apr 19, 2007 4:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Is a lot like our old one.
Don't buy new boxers.
by Jay on Apr 19, 2007 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Another bullpen meltdown
Song remains the same
by cheech99 on Apr 19, 2007 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
crap crap crap crap crap
by jakesinger777 on Apr 19, 2007 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Pythagorean record
Should we feel lucky?
by keithforest on Apr 19, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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a fresh arm...to call the 'pen:
Torey Lovullo.
by fleerdon on Apr 19, 2007 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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With predictions of grandeur
Why aren't we convinced?
by cheech99 on Apr 19, 2007 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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The work and game are grotesque
Soon we will be home
by homelytourist on Apr 19, 2007 6:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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I sit at my desk
The away game is grotesque
Soon we will be home
by homelytourist on Apr 19, 2007 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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fifteen runs, ten innings pitched.
Seven mil? Wasted.
by Thommy on Apr 19, 2007 6:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Go to New York, get wiped out.
Bring on Tampa Bay!
by Fiddlesticks on Apr 19, 2007 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Watched the game on CBS
Grades and life suck hard
(never written a haiku, is that one right?) For the record, that was CBS Sportsline.
by fwembt on Apr 19, 2007 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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for forty-six years, all told;
I'm used to this crap.
by Fiddlesticks on Apr 19, 2007 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Turkmenbashi on Apr 20, 2007 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Where can we get true relief?
The Cleveland Clinic.
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 20, 2007 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Sometimes I think the bullpen
Couldn't cut for team Oberlin
I gotta take a vicodin
Cuz they are Clevlin' Indians
by homelytourist on Apr 20, 2007 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Pronk, C.C. play like All-Stars,
Tribe wins in Tampa!
by Fiddlesticks on Apr 20, 2007 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Capitulation before,
Serenity now.
by Ryan on Apr 20, 2007 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by fwembt on Apr 21, 2007 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Three weeks out of proportion.
Let's not panic yet.
by Kos on Apr 21, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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Game handed away again
Can we panic yet?
by cheech99 on Apr 21, 2007 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Hey, we're still at .500!
Better days ahead.
by Fiddlesticks on Apr 22, 2007 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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and they're just the D-Rays, but
two of three ain't bad!
by Fiddlesticks on Apr 22, 2007 4:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by fleerdon on Apr 23, 2007 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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