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I know where Pronk's MoJo Is

I realized this morning that I know where Pronk's MoJo, or Pronkness if you will, currently resides.  He has clearly loaned it to LeBron for the Cavs playoff run.  Pronk's slump seems to coincide with the Cavs beginning their second round series with the Nets and has continued pretty much through May.

With May closing however, an unexpected thing has happened.  Because of the Pronk's great sacrifice, his MoJo and LeBron's have been combined now and each has MoJo equal to the sum of the whole.  Hence in the last two games Pronk has been, mostly Pronk again, but he's still learning to handle the doubled MoJo.  LeBron has had an easier adjustment to the doubling of his MoJo, since he's been carrying around Pronk's Pronkness, in addition to his inherent MoJo, for the last month.

Problem solved.

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Re: I know where Pronk's MoJo Is
I'll say this.  I don't remember Jordan having Lebron's range.  That's all I'm going to say.

by notsince48 on Jun 1, 2007 9:52 AM EDT   0 recs

Re: I know where Pronk's MoJo Is
I have taken the liberty of crediting Erik and posting this on Pronk Needs You!

Brilliant!

by woodsmeister on Jun 1, 2007 10:03 AM EDT   0 recs

Re: I know where Pronk's MoJo Is
Appreciate it Greg.  I've been wandering around telling everyone, especially those in the Cavs thread last night, that that thread is not helping Pronk and I suddenly realized I was barking up the wrong tree.  It is helping Pronk.  I think we have happy days ahead of us.  
-Erik

by drerikbrady on Jun 1, 2007 10:08 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Re: I know where Pronk's MoJo Is
As a long-time Cleveland sports fan, I . . . am . . . speechless. Is all this really happening?!

by ploni on Jun 1, 2007 10:17 AM EDT   0 recs

Re: I know where Pronk's MoJo Is
You're a glass is half full kind of person, right? A pessimist would answer your last statement with "...again?"

by Thommy on Jun 1, 2007 11:10 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Re: I know where Pronk's MoJo Is
Steve Phillips loves LeBron James for his ability to carry a team on his back.

by nickjs21 on Jun 1, 2007 11:38 AM EDT   0 recs

Re: I know where Pronk's MoJo Is
Brilliant
Now the Lord can make you tumble, and the Lord can make you turn, and the Lord can make you overflow... but the Lord can't make you burn

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 1, 2007 11:53 AM EDT   0 recs

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