Where, oh where has the Mo-Jo gone?
Where, oh where can it be?
Where, oh where has the Mo-Jo gone?
Somebody tell me please!
Yes, this is definitely more than just a slump. And no, I don't buy that this 'how the team truly performs'. For the 2.25 seasons (or so) prior to the bottom dropping out in June the offense has produced. I am thinking that this has to potentially be - and someone who's better at stats run this for me - a historic drop-off in production. We finally are getting the pitching we'd always dreamed of and now we get this.
So here's a poll - feel free to leave any ideas on how to break this clusterfrack of an offense out of it's slumber. Get creative. I'm seriously considering calling my local priest to bust out the Holy Water.
Poll
Where's the Mojo?
The Damn Yankees stole it and have been using it for the last 2 months. (14 votes)
Blame it on RBI Baseball. Any game that lets Barfield put up those type of numbers? C'mon! (8 votes)
Of course it's gone - this is a Cleveland team after all... (8 votes)
Pronk pissed off his wfie Amy and she has it. (4 votes)
Fire Wedge! (7 votes)
Hire Eddy Murray! (3 votes)
Get Rid of Dorn.... er, Dolan! Cheapskate! (1 vote)
Told ya Shapiro needed another bat... (7 votes)
Jobu is angry - get a live chicken. (14 votes)
66 total votes




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