Mojo where?

Where, oh where has the Mo-Jo gone?
Where, oh where can it be?
Where, oh where has the Mo-Jo gone?
Somebody tell me please!

Yes, this is definitely more than just a slump.  And no, I don't buy that this 'how the team truly performs'.  For the 2.25 seasons (or so) prior to the bottom dropping out in June the offense has produced.  I am thinking that this has to potentially be - and someone who's better at stats run this for me - a historic drop-off in production.  We finally are getting the pitching we'd always dreamed of and now we get this.  

So here's a poll - feel free to leave any ideas on how to break this clusterfrack of an offense out of it's slumber.  Get creative.  I'm seriously considering calling my local priest to bust out the Holy Water.