Fire Joe Morgan is hanging up the skateboard and moving out of their mothers' basements. Say what you will, but we've all taken pleasure in the work FJM has done. I'm going to miss them. I like to think they've done a lot of good: They made people laugh, they taught newcomers a little something about statistics, and they made it impossible to ignore the flaws of the mainstream media. I've exchanged a few e-mails with KT and Junior and they loved to talk baseball to any random guy. Christmas Ales to the boys of FJM.