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A Pronk Sighting

So I was sitting through the Browns ga...errr....debacle yesterday when I noticed that Travis Hafner was sitting about 5 rows in front of me. The couple of guys I was there with went down to say hello and get a picture.

Normally, this wouldn't be worth posting about. However, we noticed he had his shoulder totally immobilized. He said that when they went to see Dr. Andrews they thought there was no structural damage. When they cut open the shoulder they realized that there was some significant structural damage they didnt know about. He told us that he will be able to swing in about 3-4 months.

Just relaying the info...

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Not swing for 3-4 months? (counting on hand – november, december, january, february…). So he’s not going to swing until Spring Training? Hmm….

by APV on Nov 3, 2008 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

yep...

that was my thinking. Obviously meaning he’ll be in extended spring training.

by Chuck H on Nov 3, 2008 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

someone needs to start writing pronk mystery novels

Anti-Ben Fran before it was cool.

by Gradyforpresident on Nov 3, 2008 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

“The man whose shoulder wasn’t there”

by APV on Nov 3, 2008 2:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Can’t help but wonder why this information didn’t come out sooner. If true, no way he’s at full strength by spring training as they previously said he would be following the surgery, and they must know that. Was it more hiding behind HIPAA laws to (allegedly) gain competitive advantage in the offseason when negotiating with other power hitters?

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 3, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

If that was the intent, I think that has got to be one of the most deviously awesome front office moves in recent history. You know, if Chuck H hadn’t BLOWN THE WHOLE THING. Chuck, you might need to lay low for a few, man, maybe go to an aunt’s house or something… Shap’s comin’, and he ain’t baking cookies.

Don't be stupid. PUT IN MELOAN.

by gte619n on Nov 3, 2008 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly though, if it’s true they discovered significant structural damage, I think there is hope that he did have somethign wrong in his shoulder. If they were able to surgically repair it, it would be major for the team even if he missed the first part of the season

by Roger Dorn on Nov 3, 2008 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

I agree. Maybe this also helps clarify all those bizarre, “Hafner’s hurt so now we can’t trade Kelly Shoppach” stories (although that line of thinking still makes no sense to me).

by APV on Nov 3, 2008 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

just in the difference between the front office definitively knowing Hafner won’t be available at all the first month of the season and them not being sure how well he will perform

by APV on Nov 3, 2008 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He’ll be able to swing in 3 to 4 months. Does Amy know?

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 3, 2008 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

You hear that? That’s the sound of $54M going up in smoke.

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by mauichuck on Nov 3, 2008 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

Au contraire, it’s the soulnd of $54M not going up in smoke. Let’s say he misses all of 2009, but he’s completely healed and ready to go in 2010. If the damage in his shoulder explains the power meltdown and overcompensations in his approach, he may become 90% of what Pronk used to be. This shows some hope of salvaging part of the investment.

by elsandito on Nov 3, 2008 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell you what Sandy, I’ll bet you a steak dinner that Hafner doesn’t hit more than 10 HRs for the rest of his Cleveland career. You in?

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by mauichuck on Nov 3, 2008 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh God, I’ll take that bet. And any other free money you wanna throw my way, Chuck.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Nov 3, 2008 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Just Sandy there Turk. Don’t worry, my money’s as safe as a Fidelity Mutual Fund – oh, wait………………..

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by mauichuck on Nov 3, 2008 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I take the bet too?

by Voltaire on Nov 3, 2008 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, to make it new, could it be 20 ABs? Three hits? Twelve plate appearances?

by Voltaire on Nov 3, 2008 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

what restaurant

Anti-Ben Fran before it was cool.

by Gradyforpresident on Nov 3, 2008 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it a push if Hafner gets hit by a bus or chokes on a grape?

by elsandito on Nov 3, 2008 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Chuck driving the bus?

by Jay on Nov 3, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

At the rate they’re – the FO that is – generating excuses for Hafner’s horrible production, no. It’s even money that the next press release will anounce that Hafner’s suffering from incurable muscular dystrophy or shingles or cat scratch fever or whatever.

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by mauichuck on Nov 3, 2008 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Throw Westy in, and you’ve got $21.5 mil on the shelf for the start of the 2009 season.

by PatBordersHelmet on Nov 3, 2008 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And they say we’re not big spenders.

by Jay on Nov 3, 2008 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck – why? Are shoulders impossible to repair?

by joeee on Nov 3, 2008 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck believes that since his contract is guaranteed, Hafner is now intentionally injuring himself, just because he thinks it’s funny.

by Jay on Nov 3, 2008 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No Jay that’s not what I think is going on. Here’s what I told our mutual friend Pat Tabler: Hafner knew he had a major problem at the time he signed the contract. Pat called it unsubstantiated character assassination. He had a good argument for that accusation at the time. However, now it looks more and more like I was right.

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by mauichuck on Nov 3, 2008 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

There was not and still is not a single shred of evidence that Hafner knew he had any problem, let alone a major problem. It’s not even entirely clear that he had any physical problem at all at that point.

by Jay on Nov 3, 2008 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course you’re right – just like there’s no scientific evidence that smoking causes lung cancer. As fans we have no idea what is going on inside the Indians organization – witness the shifting explanations for Hafner’s problems. I believe that whatever is wrong with Hafner now was wrong with him 2 years ago. Do you think that his problems stem from more than one cause? I don’t.

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by mauichuck on Nov 4, 2008 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Epic fail. Really.

by Voltaire on Nov 4, 2008 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t take this the wrong way, Chuck, but I’m starting to realize more and more that it makes no good sense to assume that, just because we don’t know what’s going on, the worst possible things are happening. It’s unnecessarily negative and kind of silly.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Nov 4, 2008 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m still stuck on that fact that he was playing major league baseball while, according to Amy, he was unable to lift a fork to his mouth.

by SuddenSam on Nov 4, 2008 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Amy is involved in a diabolical scheme to discredit Pronk and the Indians. She hid a supermagnet under the kitchen table, which made it impossible to lift the metal fork. Now she has Pronk thinking that if he can’t lift a fork, he has no business hitting HRs.

by elsandito on Nov 4, 2008 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t start out feeling that way. It’s just the accumulation of BS that’s made me more and more skeptical about the events leading up to where we’re at today.

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by mauichuck on Nov 4, 2008 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the Yankees caused it.

by world dictator on Nov 4, 2008 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Your comments are ridiculous.

It seems likely that his physical problems began in 2007, but it’s far from certain. He vastly underperformed that season, but then again, he had vastly overperformed in 2006, and he had a lot of BABIP luck in 2005. Take his 2004-2005 numbers, normalize the luck, and the resulting numbers are only 10-15% better than 2007. Likely? No, but plausible and certainly not freakish. It would just be one part he’s not as good as we thought, one part he got lucky in earlier seasons, and one part he had a down year.

But I’d give you a mulligan on all that — I’ll concede all those points. There still is zero evidence that back in mid-2007, he knew that there was a physical problem, let alone a significant problem, let alone a problem that would last or get worse. Consider for a moment that the Indians and the best available doctors didn’t know what was wrong with Hafner just five months ago — there is a 100% chance they didn’t know. Why, then, should anyone believe that Hafner knew himself a full year before that?

When you write about Hafner defrauding the club — knowing that he had a serious, long-term injury when he signed his deal — it is simply libelous. I’m not saying he could sue you successfully, but as a matter of fact (rather than law), it is a slander. I find it ugly and embarrassing to see it posted here, especially by such an established person in this community.

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 1:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You said earlier that there was not one shred of evidence that Hafner’s proported injury is long standing. This, of course is what’s truly preposterous. I’m sure that his post-op report(s), MRI, nerve conduction studies, arthrograms etc. would supply all the evidence one needs to evaluate his condition and allow knowledgable professionals to evaluate the history of his injury. However, we do not and will not have access to this data, given the HIPPA regulations. All we can do is infer his condition and motivations from what is available – which I’ll admit is far from scientific evidence. But given the arc of this story it sure smells fishy to me. Now if he somehow reverts to anything resembling his previous form, I will appologize profusely and slink back into the woodwork. I just don’t see it happening is all.

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by mauichuck on Nov 4, 2008 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You said earlier that there was not one shred of evidence that Hafner’s proported injury is long standing. This, of course is what’s truly preposterous.

Yes, that is truly preposterous. It’s also not what I said. I said:

There was not and still is not a single shred of evidence that Hafner knew he had any problem

Hopefully you can acknowledge that these statements are not remotely the same. There also is zero reason to think that Hafner had any medical knowledge that the Indians didn’t have.

Hafner’s future performance has nothing to do with whether he knowingly defrauded the club. You are simply conflating two things, I can only assume because you simply enjoy harboring more outrage than is actually warranted.

I believe that Hafner’s physical problem was already hurting him in 2007, and some evidence supports that, but it’s not a certainty. I also believe that Hafner did not believe that he had a significant or long-term physical issue, and that he did not conceal any information of any kind from the Indians. While there is no direct evidence of this — no mind-reading device — there is certainly no evidence to contradict it.

Are you getting the difference?

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I also believe that Hafner did not believe that he had a significant or long-term physical issue, and that he did not conceal any information of any kind from the Indians.

That’s the crux of our differences. And, no, you don’t hafta be clairvoyant to determine how long a player/patient’s been injured – especially if you have a complete set of images and have viewed the injured area in the OR. Scarring – inflammation – the accumulation of debris all give hints as to the length and etiology of the injury.

Here’s what I believe: Hafner was experiencing pain and weakness beginning either in late ’06 or early ’07 and downplayed it both to himself and the FO. I think he did this for two reasons: one, the athlete’s natural competitive drive and willingness to "work through the pain" and two, his chance to hit the lottery in the form of a FA contract would be jeopardized if there was any hint that he was injured.

Now is there any evidence as to when and to what extent Hafner was injured? Yes, there is. Is it unequivocal? No, it is not unambiguous and subject to interpretation. Will we ever see this evidence? Most certainly not. All we’ve got to go on is what we see on the field, read in the media and occasionally bits of information we get third-hand by unknown parties in sports blogs such as this. All I know is this: the more I know about Hafner the more I believe that my initial impression was correct.

My real beef isn’t with Hafner, since you’er right, we can’t determine Hafner’s mens rea, it’s with the FO. How in the hell could they be so stupid as to sign Hafner to the biggest contract in club history when they weren’t even sure why he was in a prolonged “slump”? Idocy, just plain idiocy.

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by mauichuck on Nov 5, 2008 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Here’s a more plausible take on his mens rea: He was in denial as to the extent of his physical disability. He did not want to admit to himself that his injury was potentially serious, so he tried to play through it. People walk into the emergency room with fatal injuries (burn victims, say) and refuse to accept they won’t be walking out of the hospital the next morning. Denial is powerful.

He did not sign the contract with malice & forethought, but with hope and a prayer.

You’re right, though, the Indians were stupid.

by odradek on Nov 6, 2008 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

“malice & forethough” ???

/bites tongue

There’s nothing that tells us what was in Pronk’s head when he signed the deal. We don’t know if he knew he was facing a serious injury that would make him more of a useless piece of dead wood than David Dellucci or if he thought it was something he could play though and return to form. Based on what little I know of Travis, I prefer to presume the later.

Even so, he was subject to a physical before the deal was final, wasn’t he? If the doctors for the organization didn’t pick up on this, how can we assume Travis knew there was something more there?

If the injury wasn’t there, or if it was there and wasn’t found, at the time the contract was signed, that’s a risk the organization took. Knowing how Shapiro likes to manage risk, I’m sure he took that into consideration when the deal was made.

End of story.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 6, 2008 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

So there is a medical conspiracy to keep Hafner from playing? I’m just trying to get this theory straight. We “are sure” that Pronk has a problem based on what these tests that we cannot see are showing? This is certain because we have seen him not hit the ball as far. Is that it?

by Brad D on Nov 4, 2008 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

This is funny. I thought that Cliff Lee knew he had arm trouble/lost something when he signed his extension over 2 years ago. Up until last year this theory seemed plausible. After this year it is laughable.

by oxforddave on Nov 4, 2008 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hafner’s been watching too much Fight club. The Indians would have disclosed the truth about Hafner’s injuries but they didn’t want to break the first rule of fight club.

by world dictator on Nov 4, 2008 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not that joeee – it’s the whole arc of the Hafner career. First he’s in a slump, then he may have sequalae from his HBP injury, then it’s his swing, then he’s on the DL, then there’s nothing really wrong with him and now this. I dunno, this whole thing has the stench of bullshit to me, that’s all.

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by mauichuck on Nov 3, 2008 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, thanks.

by fleerdon on Nov 3, 2008 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Any reason to believe this, at all?

by kwoog on Nov 3, 2008 5:40 PM EST reply actions  

why not

Anti-Ben Fran before it was cool.

by Gradyforpresident on Nov 3, 2008 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that chickpea tacos are delicious!

Thanks GFP!

by PatBordersHelmet on Nov 3, 2008 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And I know there’s no difference between good flan and bad flan.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 3, 2008 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i swear that was like 2 months ago i mentioned those

Anti-Ben Fran before it was cool.

by Gradyforpresident on Nov 3, 2008 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, it was during an NLDS thread, so almost. My wife loved them, although she was skeptical when I told her that I got the recipe via a baseball forum.

Those chickpeas are a great way to stretch out guacamole without drastically altering the flavor!

What better place to thank you than a thread where some random guy talked to Travis Hafner at a Browns game about his potential season-threatening surgery?

by PatBordersHelmet on Nov 3, 2008 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

the person joined today. it could literally be anyone.

also, does anyone think that pronk would talk about the specifics of his surgery with dr. andrews with a random fan at a browns game? if he would do it in that scenario, wouldn’t he have done it about 100 times by now?

by kwoog on Nov 3, 2008 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

(line at the grocery store, dinner out w/ amy, flight home from alabama, etc etc etc)

by kwoog on Nov 3, 2008 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

… on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door …

by Jay on Nov 3, 2008 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I imagine that video is a little bittersweet to Jimmy now.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 3, 2008 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but it was a good ride while it lasted (no pun intended), and one he never deserved in the first place.

glass half full, jimmy.

by kwoog on Nov 4, 2008 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

huh?

Anti-Ben Fran before it was cool.

by Gradyforpresident on Nov 4, 2008 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Sarah Silverman is too good for Jimmy Kimmel. Thus, when it ends, he should not be upset, but thankful for the time he had. So he should see the glass as half full, not half empty.

by kwoog on Nov 5, 2008 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think we’re exactly in a position to determine whether or not she is good enough for someone.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 5, 2008 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you’ve played this card a lot recently.

by NickFantana on Nov 5, 2008 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re right, I think.

It still bears.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 5, 2008 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yikes, i wasn’t being totally serious. just tried to make a little conversational comment in response to yours. i won’t make that mistake again.

by kwoog on Nov 5, 2008 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

How dare you sir. You will rue the day.

Nah, it’s no biggie.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 5, 2008 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

the premise of my why not comment was, what the hell else do we have to hope for re: pronk?

Anti-Ben Fran before it was cool.

by Gradyforpresident on Nov 3, 2008 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it is Travis himself

by Roger Dorn on Nov 3, 2008 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He is a hard worker, and we will all love him.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 3, 2008 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

For what it’s worth, I know Chuck H and work with him. He told me the story yesterday, and I encouraged him to join the forum and tell just the facts of what he saw and heard because I thought it would be of interest to this audience and that it would be discussed seriously, unlike in other blogs. I know him to be a good Cleveland sports fan and an honest person.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Okay, but who are you? You pop up every few months to comment on Hafner’s surgery — or Chuck’s.

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Fair question. I work for a PR firm in Cleveland, am a father of two kids, am a lifelong Tribe fan and visit LGT almost every day to learn more about baseball and the Indians. I really enjoy reading the commentary, but I don’t engage much because I am a novice in the blogosphere and rarely feel qualified to comment on things because I love baseball but don’t understand it in depth the way many of you do. This information I felt was important to share, but because it didn’t happen to me directly, I felt it inappropriate to share it myself.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

For the record, I think both you and Chuck H are being given too much of a hard time. I’m glad somebody posted this little anecdote-it’s vaguely interesting.

Anyone who’s claiming it’s fabricated or whatever needs to take a step back. The problem is with people taking this supposed sound bite from Pronk so seriously, not with someone relaying it.

by afh4 on Nov 4, 2008 11:41 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes, please direct all hard times at andrew, everyone.

by Brick. on Nov 4, 2008 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

No, direct them to Pronk himself. Or Lonnie Soloff.

by afh4 on Nov 4, 2008 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Screw you guys. I’m gonna stick it to the man and treat everybody with equal dignity and respect.

by fleerdon on Nov 4, 2008 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Equal as in zero.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 4, 2008 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

You can’t have been reading all that much, given your 100% use of the subject line.

by Jay on Nov 5, 2008 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to the sandbox. It’s only appropriate that Jay is the first to kick sand in your eye.

by PatBordersHelmet on Nov 5, 2008 9:54 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My eyes, they burn.

But, yeah, welcome.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 5, 2008 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Oops, Sorry, and Thanx. Now I know where to type. I want to be good.

by larzko on Nov 5, 2008 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

If you want to be good, you won’t fit in around here at all.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 5, 2008 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This has got to be a sock puppet.

by Voltaire on Nov 6, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It was Hafner – typing with his left hand from the Browns game.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 7, 2008 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, he said it was a fair question. I give him the benefit of the doubt, I just asked because he was vouching for someone else, which is of questionable value when we don’t know him much better than the other guy.

By the way, you’ll notice we’ve held back on the usual first-post-FanPost treatment for Chuck H.

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll make sure he gets the message.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Though it goes against our standard request, I think you did the right thing by encouraging him to register and post it himself. If it’s third-hand rather than second-hand, it’s just that much more dubious.

I hope you both stick around and join in the mix more. Commenting is not blogging, and even blogging isn’t exactly something that requires experience or qualification. Even Murray Chass has a blog, though apparently his friends are too scared to tell him.

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I was kind of hoping Chuck was Carl Monday.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 4, 2008 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

He does own a trenchcoat.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Avatar alert.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 4, 2008 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

If you’ve read the Golden Compass (etc.) you know that being without an avatar is most unpleasant.

by peter m on Nov 4, 2008 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

(it’s actually a daemon, but you get the idea).

by peter m on Nov 4, 2008 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, I had to look up what an avatar is. That’s what I mean by novice. Next, I’ll try to figure out how to do one.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks Brick. At least it’s something until I can come up with something of my own.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw, you should keep it for a while, it’s a classic.

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm. I sense sarcasm. Probably should find my own quickly.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I sense no sarcasm.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Nov 4, 2008 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

me neither

Anti-Ben Fran before it was cool.

by Gradyforpresident on Nov 4, 2008 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Sarcasm? Why?

It’s a mat! A mat of a Tribe fan! Tribe fan mat! This is good stuff!

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I really need to get with it. Thanks for clarity.

by Tribe Fan Matt on Nov 4, 2008 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought we were reserving that for LaPorta.

Unless…Jay and Ryan should check to see if Matt’s IP address is from Venezuela.

by FredOx on Nov 4, 2008 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This is pretty big news (in the Indians sphere). I would imagine, if true, this would surface somewhere soon.

by Toxicadam on Nov 3, 2008 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Just want to check if I missed something. Wasn’t the last official word that the exploratory surgery had not turned up much and Andrews just did a general “cleanout”?

by CaptainPenny on Nov 3, 2008 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Removing a six pack, a WWF video library and several million unsubstantiated rumors!

by peter m on Nov 3, 2008 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what they said. So you’ve got a few options from here.

a) Chuck H is lying: Can’t be disproved, but this is would be awfully mild fiction.
b) Hafner was lying: Again, it’s possible, but what’s in it for him, other than ending conversations with potentially insane fans a few sentences earlier? He’ll get paid the same, one way or the other.
c) Hafner and Dr. Andrews were both right, and Hafner simply misspoke a bit: Travis isn’t an MD. The tissue that was removed from his shoulder wouldn’t be called “structural” in medical fields. But I seem to recall mauichuck mentioning at the time of the announcement that there was some possibility that the dead tissue could have a more deleterious effect than normal depending on how much of it there was, and where. Hafner might just be conflating the two concepts.
d) The Indians lied in the press release, and Hafner’s coming clean: So everybody’s lying. Including me. /rolls up tinted glass window, drives away in long black American car

by fleerdon on Nov 4, 2008 8:14 AM EST up reply actions  

e) The Indians told Travis they repaired structural damage because they may think its a psychological issue and they want him to think he has been fixed

by Roger Dorn on Nov 4, 2008 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

f) Dr. Andrews lied to everyone so he could jack up the bill.

by elsandito on Nov 4, 2008 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

g) There is no spoon.

by FredOx on Nov 4, 2008 10:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Point of clarification…this seems more like a “Travis Hafner sighting” and less like a “Pronk sighting”. Unless Hafner picked up some Ravens fan (with his good arm) and threw him across the stadium….

by APV on Nov 4, 2008 11:02 AM EST reply actions  

Chuck should be happy not angry. Hafner was supporting the Browns unlike his other arch nemesis Lebron James

by Roger Dorn on Nov 4, 2008 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point, that got lost in the discussion.

by Jay on Nov 4, 2008 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing in the post says that Hafner was rooting for the Browns.

by Fredward on Nov 4, 2008 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t see Travis being a fan of purple

by Roger Dorn on Nov 4, 2008 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know, maybe in 2000, while toiling at A ball in Charlotte (a mere 435 miles to the south of Balltimore), he was just an impressionable 23-year-old seeking out strong male role models, like Trent Dilfer, and inspired by their Super Bowl win, a lifelong Ravens fan was born.

Traitor!

by Fredward on Nov 4, 2008 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys...

It was just a random conversation. I can upload the photo of him if you dont believe me. He didnt get into specifics on what structurally was wrong with his shoulder, only that there was something in there they didnt like. It wasnt cloak and dagger stuff.

by Chuck H on Nov 5, 2008 9:57 AM EST reply actions  

i’m up for some photographic evidence, if for no other reason than poops and giggles. can we have his phone number?

by NickFantana on Nov 5, 2008 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I never doubted you Chuck H

by Roger Dorn on Nov 5, 2008 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re awful trusting for a lawyer.

Resident LGT beer kinda sewer

by mauichuck on Nov 5, 2008 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t mind Chuck, he’s gotten all flummoxed by our the Major League styled nom d’ plumes.

By the way, I doubt Chuck H was even at the Browns game, but that’s just an occupational hazard.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 5, 2008 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

My general rule of thumb is that if a person is going to lie or make up a story, it’s going to be something that is pretty out of the ordinary if true. In this case, I just can’t envision someone lying about talking to Hafner at the Browns game

by Roger Dorn on Nov 6, 2008 8:17 AM EST up reply actions  

But to get THIS level of notoriety in the VENERABLE Let’s Go Tribe community, that might be enough to get someone to do pretty desperate things.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 6, 2008 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

My profuse appologies!!

Resident LGT beer kinda sewer

by mauichuck on Nov 5, 2008 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i love this response

by hans on Nov 6, 2008 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You’ve been holding out with the photographic evidence?

by PatBordersHelmet on Nov 5, 2008 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll accept nothing less than twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against Lonnie Soloff.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 5, 2008 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no shoulder.

Don't be stupid. PUT IN MELOAN.

by gte619n on Nov 6, 2008 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

and that appears to be the problem

by APV on Nov 6, 2008 9:41 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sure, Harry, you can get anything you want

by Logodaedalus on Nov 10, 2008 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

… down a Alice’s Restaurant?

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 10, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

“a” = “at”

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 10, 2008 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

excepting Alice, of course

by Logodaedalus on Nov 10, 2008 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Arlo said one person singing the song might be thought of as sick and not taken in the draft, that three would be thought of an organization, and that 50 a day would be a movement.

Based on how he said two people singing the song in harmony would be perceived, and it just being you and me playing on this joke …. I’m stopping now.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Nov 11, 2008 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

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