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A co-worker is the biggest Cubs fan I know. I walked in this morning and it went like this: Him:...

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A co-worker is the biggest Cubs fan I know. I walked in this morning and it went like this: Him: So have you heard? Me: That we stole your closer? Of course. Him: He’ll probably get hurt again anyway. Me: Probably. Or not so much. Probably he’ll just dominate so completely that you’ll cry yourself to sleep. Him: Yeah. (pause) He’s going to close out the winning game of the World Series against us, you know. Me: Yes. Yes I do.

As told by tabler84 in the Klling Machine thread.