I've been having some conversations with a buddy in LA about Andruw Jones being fat.  So I decided to take a look at the fattest listed weights in the game - I pulled my info from ESPN.com rosters as of 3/14, and it is not the full 40-man, but is above 25, so most teams have around 35 people listed (1,006 total players).  I recognize that listed weights aren't that accurate, and that this is more trivial than informative, but I found it interesting anyways:

(1)  CC is tied for fattest listed weight in the league, along with Jonathan Broxton, at 290.  Wow.  The saving grace for Charleston Chew is that he has 3 inches on Broxton.

(2) The White Sox are the fattest team in the majors (avg wt = 221), followed by the Yankees (219).  This couldn't have turned out any better, IMHO.

(3)  The general numbers between AL and NL by position are pretty similar, except that at CF, AL is 10 lbs heavier than NL (202 v. 192).  The next largest variance of any position is RF 7 lbs (214 v. 207), and then 5 lbs LF(204 v. 209), with NL being heavier.  Given that there are 8 people named as DH in the AL (avg wt = 235), it surprises me that AL outfielders are also much heavier.

(4)  All three AL divisions are heavier, with avg wt of W (210) / C (210) / E (208) on average, than NL divisions, C (208), W (205), E (204).  AL (avg wt = 209) is heavier than NL (206).

Position breakdowns (min 100 ABs in 2007):
(AL / NL )

Catcher
Skinny: I Rodriguez, DET (190) / J Flores, WAS (180)
Fat:    T Hall, CHW (255) / R Paulino, PIT (245)
Tribe Note: Victor's 210 is below Catcher AL avg of 214

1B
Skinny: R Gload, KC (190) / R Aurilia, SF (190)
Fat:    R Sexson, SEA (240) / P Fielder, MIL (270)
Tribe Note: Garko 225 is right on 1B AL avg of 223

2B
Skinny: AstroCab, CLE (170) / M Fontenot, CHC (160)
Fat:    M Cairo, SEA (208) / R Weeks, MIL (213)
Tribe Note: Asdrubal tied with new teammate Carroll for lightest AL at 170, soaking wet

3B
Skinny: M Izturis, LAA (170) / C Counsell, MIL (179)
Fat:    S Rolen, TOR tied Miggy Cabrera, DET (240) / T Glaus, STL (240)
Tribe Note: Blake's 210 is close to 3B AL avg of 207

SS
Skinny: J Lugo, BOS (175) / J Rollins, PHI (168)
Fat:    J Uribe, CHW (225) / M Tejada, HOU (213)
Tribe Note: Jhonny's chubby face and lack of range belie his weight of 210, tying him for third fattest SS in MLB

LF
Skinny: R Johnson, TOR (180) / E Chavez, NYM (165)
Fat:    R Ibanez, SEA (225) / A Dunn, CIN (275) WOW!
Tribe Note: Delucci edges out Michaels for skinny honors, 205 to 206 - right on LF AL avg of 204

CF
Skinny: Ichiro, SEA (172) / W Taveras, COL (160)
Fat:    M Byrd, TEX (245) / E Dukes, WAS (220)
Tribe Note: Grady is at 200 even, a little less than the AL CF avg of 202

Side Note: Turns out Andruw Jones LISTED weight is 210, which is far from Marlon Byrd territory. I think actuals would give a lot closer competition.

RF
Skinny: Gootz, CLE (190) / S Victorino, PHI (180)
Fat:    J Dye, CHW (245) / A Kearns, WAS (245)
Tribe Note: Franklin checks in almost 25 lbs lighter than AL avg of 224, as he truly represents a CF playing the corner

DH - only 8 listed as full-time DH
Skinny: J Vidro, SEA (200)
Fat:    F Thomas, TOR (275)
Tribe Note: Pronk holds his own with the big boys, checking in at 240 against the DH avg of 235

P - did not separate relief v. starter
Skinny: F Cabrera, BAL (170) / W Rodriguez, HOU (160)
Fat:    C.C., CLE (290) / J Broxton, LAD (290)
Tribe Note: I'll stick to starters - Fausto (230), Westbrook (215), Byrd (190 with HGH, 189 without), Lee-Laffey-Sowers (190-180-180) are mostly far from the AL average of 211.  And JoBo, despite looking and pitching like Wickie, is listed at 215 somehow.  Like his ERA, his belly must be inflated from a few bad trips to the all-you-can-eat buffet

So general reaction is that Tribe is right around league average, maybe even a little light, with the obvious exception.  No clue how that projects to performance, but I'm going to say it is positive (less injury risk?)

--> Full data set of 1,000+ players can be viewed at google docs