Decorum and the ground rule for posting preclude me from being more specific in describing what those thoughts were.

I think it's unfair for you to try to link this alleged pervert to Scott Sauerbeck.  

Granted, Sauerbeck was no angel, but letting someone who's drunk drive you car and/or trying to hide it in the bushes to avoid arrest is a far cry from what the teenage girls by the pool claim Levis was doing.

Another thought on Sauerbeck, what kind of bushes does one try to hide a 1966 Lincoln Continental in?  Either the shrubbery was incredibly large, or Scott's brain was incredibly impaired.

In no way am I attempting to link Sauerbeck to Levis other than they both showed poor judgment.  Also, their stories were both a bit humorous.  :)