Did you know...
... that the pnuematic-powered android that replaced the human known as "Eric Wedge" is imprevious to blunt force, acid, fire, and self-doubt due to the advanced design and metallic exo-skeleton created by the team of scientists who devised the Pneumatic Man and swapped it in for "Wedge" in June of 1993 when the inferior human precursor was undergoing elbow surgery?
... that those same scientists were unable to fashion punchcards that would enable Wedge 2.0 to feel human emotion? It took the beard and tender heart of Casey Blake to teach the android how to feel "love" and "mild irritability", though he was unsuccessful with the emotions of "fear" and "shame".
... that the name "Borowski" appears as an image of a clenched fist with the third digit upraised when programmed into the punchcards that Wedge 2.0 processes to manage a baseball game?
IT IS TRUE.
... that since his life was saved by Richard Gere on the set of Karate Kid IV, Jason Michaels has become a devout Buddhist, vowing never again to strike a baseball in anger?
... that the spawn of Joe Borowski dine on naught but bile and drink naught but the bitter tears of the righteous?
HAS YOUR KNOWLEDGE BEEN ENHANCED?
... that the anagram of Peralta, "Trap Ale", refers to the magniificent ale brewed by the Trappist monks of Belgium? These monks drew their inspiration from St. Peralta, an ancestor of Jhonny who drove the ocelots out of Belgium and the Low Countries?
... that one anagram of "Jhonny" is "Johnny"?
THESE ARE UNDENIABLE FACTS!!!
(tip o' the hat to John Hodgman)