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Game Thread: April 17, 2008

Detroit Tigers at Cleveland Indians, Apr 17, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


Gametime: 7:05 PM (STO)

Lineups:

C. Thomas cf








R. Santiago 2b








G. Sheffield dh








M. Ordonez rf








M. Cabrera 3b








C. Guillen 1b








E. Renteria ss








J. Jones lf








B. Inge c
G. Sizemore cf








J. Carroll 2b








T. Hafner dh








V. Martinez c








J. Peralta ss








R. Garko 1b








F. Gutierrez rf








J. Michaels lf








C. Blake 3b
J. Verlander F. Carmona

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FFF, lets get to Vaglander tonight! And Fausto, let er rip bud, no worries. Just you and Vic playing catch with that nasty right arm. LGT!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

go fausto, can’t make it tonight

Sizemore-Shapiro 2008. The Official Red Bull of Let's Go Tribe Game Threads.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2008 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s the Looch? I seriously don’t care what their past might say or what Verlander might do against lefties, I’m not pleased by the last two entries in the lineup. I’ll take Marte’s glove with Fausto going.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Earliest I’ve showed up for a game thread in a while…I’ve gotta jet after a couple of inning though.

by supermarioelia on Apr 17, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait!! CASEY BLAKE, AGAIN???! JESUS HORATIO CHRIST

by supermarioelia on Apr 17, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

it never ends mario

Sizemore-Shapiro 2008. The Official Red Bull of Let's Go Tribe Game Threads.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He caught Carlos Baerga’s first pitch last night, so he needs an off day so we don’t wear him out.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even feel like watching tonight.

So I don’t think I’m going to. Oh, and Jason Michaels needs to show some fast improvement or Francisco will be up here soon. And I’m pretty confident in that.

by gahnki on Apr 17, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Boy, the last third of our lineup is just terrifying. Here’s hoping the other six guys decide to hit something.

In fact, a lot of somethings would be just peachy.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW, thanks foe the heads-up on the sportsline page, Jay. Works like a charm.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, I’m really not torn up about missing most of tonight’s game.

by supermarioelia on Apr 17, 2008 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i want to be positive, but i just feel like we haven’t hit bottom yet. i think i’ll bow out of this one.

by emil minty on Apr 17, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Today is the first day of the rest of the season!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seeing Fausto just made me a little more positive…ah what the hell, GO TRIBE!

by supermarioelia on Apr 17, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sitting here at work ready to start following the game and wondering why?

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

20 groundball outs. 6 strikeouts. One flyball to short left leads to a collision between Blake and Michaels. Marte, Francisco, Fausto and the Tribe never look back.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m bored and keeping myself busy with paperwork just in case. ;-)

LET’S GO FAUSTO.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 down, 26 to go.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got out my Tribe hat. Wearing it proudly. It’s been missing for about a week, but it’s time to focus.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good idea. I think I’ll put on my road grey jersey, last worn the day we beat Oakland.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really. More people need to get some luck flowing, what kind of fans are we anyway

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I left my hat at home for the first time this season. At this point, I am open for any ideas.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a good feeling about this one. Lets go tribe.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, never mind. PANIC!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Er.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i may as well address this here:

i would rather have benfran playing than michaels. and i understand that michaels is not hitting the ball at all, at all right now. but we’re putting a lot of energy into crucifying a guy over 33 ABs, and the only reason he has that many is because he subbed for Gutz while he had the sniffles. 16 of those ABs are against righties, who he isn’t even supposed to be playing against (i know, his splits in limited ABs this year against RHP are better, but man, he has an .091 babip against LHP, give the guy a break).

i think we should be saving our disapprobation for the players who really deserve it. i wont say his name.

by emil minty on Apr 17, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone having mlb.tv problems tonight?

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s pitch #25.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

man he’s throwing his sinker hard (i.e. mid 90s) tonight

by hans on Apr 17, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a relief, if inefficient.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll trade a short night for a good night from Fausto. Obviously we’d love to see some efficiency, but I just want to see him settle down and throw.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Completely agreed, but I’d love to do < 10 pitches/at bat.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Carmona doesnt walk guys and stays around the zone, he’ll make up for it. This lineup isnt terribly patient, and he pitches to contact.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miguel cabrera is a good hitter.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, Verlander. Nice to see you too. :)

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Carroll batting 2nd eh…

by supermarioelia on Apr 17, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Looked good on his first AB

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a chance umps are squeezing the zone across the league? I’ve been noticing a lot of walks lately from lots of pitchers. Only random observation, not comprehensive, and certainly no explanation for CC’s troubles. Just wondering.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

So far, Sportsline seems to agree on the calls.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Mike and Hammy agree too, but it just seems like its more pervasive. Then again, I might just be a little more sensitive after what I’ve been listening to.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, there are two Indians players on the base paths. What are they doing out there?

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

shhhh. stop telling the future. I’m still waiting to see what happens!

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I just time machined myself there. That’s a first. ;-)

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, ball 4! Alright!

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two indians on base? Which base?

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’re both on third.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it again! Do it again!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

UNLEASH THE PRONK.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch like an ace, Justin.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, pitch like our ace, CC.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great at-bat for Carroll, that last pitch was real close.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Travis, do your best Pronk impression.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Verlander’s velocity is intentionally down because the indians can’t hit the slower shit.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Lucky, but whatever it takes. C’mon Vic.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Er, ch’mon Jhonny!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a swinging bunt. clearly.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Cleanup time, Victor.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I want me a Ghrand Shlam.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll have what he’s having.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take another.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh. I guess it’s up to Jhonny to get us on the board.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit, smart play. The only guy I’m not pitching to in this lineup is Vic.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I really wish Garko was batting fifth.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

makes too much sense for Wedge to do.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, the concept of protection is losing a bit of its appeal right now.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

How such a smart organization does dumb things like batting Peralta ahead of Garko I don’t know. Garko is the more productive hitter. Stupid, Stupid.

by ClarkM on Apr 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laptop is coming with me to the kitchen while I make some dinner. I’d like to still have an appetite by the time it’s done, Tribe. Thx.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

nice, jhonny

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, that about sums it up right there doesn’t it?

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it, Jhonny.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad this doesn’t make sense: HIRE ASDRUBAL

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blah

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

FWIW, that was a good pitch from Verlander.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And to think, these guys are still missing Granderson.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

note to self: loathe Renteria

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I need to get away from following these games so closely. It just puts me in a foul mood. It’s sad how the success or failure of the Indians and Browns can affect my outlook and attitude.

GD freaking CC …

by SpringTrainingFun on Apr 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I know, it makes no sense, but there it is.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

remind me why I like this team…

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

The bad news is our players suck.

The good news is they’re all signed up long-term.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna call foul on this one. We’re down right now, but there is talent on this team. You can’t look past Grady and Victor, Gark is coming on, and I definitely still have faith in Asdrubal and hope for Gutz. This streak sucks; our players, not so much.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. I like this team. I am still confident. But I’m allowed to be an asshole during times like this.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea I like them too – but it pains me to watch them play when they play like they have been had been before this inning

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue backbreaking homerun. Wow, thank god that stayed in the park. Resolve, Fausto, poise!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I am calm and centered. I enjoy giving milk …

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

CC—WATCH. AND. LEARN.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Bless you, Fausto.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

see—if he had been hitting 5th, we’d be up 1-0

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re going to need to grit a few wins out until we warm up. Garko knows HBP.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

MVVVVVVVVP!

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

is it too early to pinch hit dellucci?

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

or squeeze?

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

by Pronktastic on Apr 17, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allright James Scott of Warren! I’ll take a six pack…

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

RBIs! I like those!

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you, jason michaels, for making me wrong

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

1-0. Thanks for the sac, J-Mike.

Now get back on the bench.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

JMike yes

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

here comes the deluge

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be hero time, Casey. What say you?

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

:-)

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Casey and Gutz! what an unthinkable inning!

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

what?? im time machining! quick, details

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Double down the first base line. 2-0

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it was a bit of a jam job nubber that just skipped over the bag at first . . . . but they all count.

by mplswahoo on Apr 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy: Maybe the world has turned!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Casey Blake!!!!

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s no way that just happened.

We’re delirious and hallucinating.

Obviously.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Down the rabbit hole we go.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the beverages/lettuce/vice of choice. Everyone here has resorted to excessive consumption of whatever it takes to get through this rough period.

by SpringTrainingFun on Apr 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i kind of hate it when casey performs well. this makes me wrong.

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

From above:

Boy, the last third of our lineup is just terrifying. Here’s hoping the other six guys decide to hit something.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh heh. In cases like this, I like nothing better than being called out.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time machine from the first day of the season when we liked Casey.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love baseball.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

what what what

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind, sizemore fly out

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a fluid dynamics test tomorrow

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

studying is overrated

by RachelAnn on Apr 17, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

awwww – poor Beane. His new-stadium-so-we’ll-rebuild-effort isn’t going so well

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

pronksmash

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

(getting ahead of myself)

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so accustomed to seeing “Cleveland 0” that I can make no sense of “Cleveland 2” on the scoreboard. Have we moved from 0hio a state that begins with a 2?

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

HIRE CARROLL. Permanently.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

gamecast says that was a gritty single

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Irrational enthusiasm!

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

“he eneded up getting stuck on his back, almost like a turtle”
i don’t know why, but that manning line has me laughing

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

santiago “stuck on his back almost as if he was a turtle”

by haymister on Apr 17, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamie Carroll fan club here I come.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Those of you who were here to see them turn it around, stand up and be counted.

by NickFantana on Apr 17, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2, been here since 1993, try the veal.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cue backbreaking homerun…

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

followed by slow clap plus we all stand on our desks and throw our homework in the trash bin

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I can trash my work desk

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Believe it. I’ve got class in an hour, only three more till I graduate, but I’d be ready to start drinking if Victor can take one out. Never mind.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

awkwardly walk over to trash can and uncrinkle your homework, because you spent a long time on it.

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

No worries bub, we’ll drink on your behalf.

by SpringTrainingFun on Apr 17, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw this man a strike so we can psmash

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Verlander pitching like a true Cy Young winner.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

z

Indians have laid off a number of good pitches today. Verlander is missing like CC was yesterday…..juuuuuuuuust a bit off.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Just looking at Verlander’s pic – if that isn’t a living version of Mr. Potato Head I don’t know what is.

by SpringTrainingFun on Apr 17, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch counts:

Dr. Fausto 45
Verlander 52

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i love how fausto always has the tag sticking out of his jersey and never removes the decal from the underside of his cap brim.

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh, I left the sticker on my new “C” cap in silent tribute to this.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy inning. Good for efficiency. Good for blood pressure.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The bully breathes a sigh of relief.

by SpringTrainingFun on Apr 17, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many pitches was that inning?

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

This bottle of Fausto is good, but a little to airy (and line drivey) for my tastes. I like my Faustos with good earthy overtones.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

z

Woooot Fausto dealing.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

i should quit messin around and get mlb tv

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ehhh, it’s sometimes hit or miss. I did not re-up this year.

by SpringTrainingFun on Apr 17, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s all of 15 bucks to try for a whole month.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

♥ Fausto

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I like 10-pitch innings from Fausto better than 10-pitch at bats against Fausto. Go Carmona!

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hits to both sides of the field. Just like back in Florida when he acted like he could hit!

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, and both were tough pitches that he went with…..turned quick on the inside fastball and went with the outside one. Im very surprised/happy/hopeful.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

zzzz

OK, yes, we are definitely in Bizarro World tonight.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

And leave it to The Beard to bring us back home, heh.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really is a pretty good beard, though. You have to give him that.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have those lame-o bald streaks on my both sides of my chin that make anything more than a few days stubble look absolutely silly. Thus, I will never know the feeling of ultimate beardliness and must live vicariously through those who do.

sob

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has so much damn chin space to cover it had better be a good beard.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

... and Michaels pulls up close to the Mendoza line.

Well, within 100 points of the Mendoza line.

Well, almost within 100 points.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Kind of reminds of me Ginny Sac’s diet.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manning and Underwood just rappin about crayons and finger paints…..and adultery I think.

by NickFantana on Apr 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

No me gusta Miguel Cabrera.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

zz

Not to mince, but the Yankees rotation is freaking terrible.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Cabrera just asked Peralta for a $5 Footlong from Subway. Either that, or they were discussing their….well, never mind.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

carroll is doing a great job this year of helping us avoid the lowest form of baseball discussion

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

wow a stat that makes us look good.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Me gusta el DP.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

how good does that feel

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to eschew, Jamie.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Our radio boys make the point that Detroit has hit into 22 DPs, Cleveland only 9. See, when you’re not hitting, good things happen!

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

With a general lack of quality 2B in the league, im very surprised that Carroll isnt starting somewhere. I know it’s a SSS, but he seems to be a very professional 2B.

Also! Fausto!

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

interesting point.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fausto = Best. Ace. Ever.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, I wish Grady, Pronk, and Vic could mash the ball with authority like Carroll, Gutz, and Blake do.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

About the only way this month could get any weirder would be for Slider to take over as our set up man.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Jamey, hit another turtleball.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

oppo flyout

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

So, how’s the holding of breath going?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I gave up. Too hard to hold my breath and drink my beer at the same time.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ocean of ominous silence

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is one of the better plays i have seen peralta make. and i am not one of those who think jhonny is a terrible defender
and he was safe…

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Peralta and Garko have angered a lot of first base coaches already this year.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i don’t want to start a holy war, but has LGT ever done poll on the Wahoo issue? I personally love the block C and would be happy to get the chief off the unis.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Check the fanposts.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I can remember.

by NickFantana on Apr 17, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope this is sarcasm. I fear it’s not.

by supermarioelia on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do players have access to tvs during the game? I know they can wander back into the clubhouse but that seems like kind of a pain. Isn’t a bit surprising there isn’t a monitor in the dugout (or is there)?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

too easy to steal signs?

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably a fair dose of paranoia preventing such

by NickFantana on Apr 17, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was super Faustoy.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Return of Earthtone Fausto.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The wife says: Not Faustolicious? Faustotastic? Faustorageous?

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a simply man, Jay.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so envious of your accepting wife. Any girl I’ve ever mentioned LGT to has made a dash for the nearest exit. Screw them I say, LGT For Life. Or until some medium replaces the Internet.

by supermarioelia on Apr 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mary won’t join and let you all mock him directly. He’s chicken.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rollin rollin rollin’

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Shop smart. Shop V-Mart.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

dont tempt me to open up photoshop.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victor stretches a double into a single.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

if garko hits a gapper vic has a chance to turn two doubles into singles

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then we’d have two Mack Trucks on the base paths with a Trans Am at the plate.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

complaining now?

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s the only way to score vic from first base

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol – how about an inside-the-park-homer-turned-triple?

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko is my boy.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He knew he couldn’t get Victor home any other way.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

GARKOOOOOOOOOO

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Underpants was NOT going to let something as trivial as a Garko home run get in the way of his stupid joke.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

GARKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Garko is immune to the rest of the Indians’ bullshit.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, no need for the Trans Am/Mack truck analogy for now.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Not only was it a bomb, it was a gritty bomb.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Gawd, as lame as “souvenir city” is, I was so happy to hear it.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

z

That was pitch #101 for The Verlander.

I approve of this inning.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hammy had me thinking B2B. Sometimes I hate Hammy.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey! Michaels gets on base! This night is AWESOME!

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone spiked the water. I believe none of this.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

J-Mike gets a gritty free single.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha! Anytime you feel like making a statement by throwing at Michaels, please, be my guest.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL, right? Please get the indians fired up by hitting their most worthless hitter. Bueno.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some poor bastard just won a big screen off Garko.

And for what its worth Aufrank, the ball jumped off his bat. It just kind of died.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for an informal pool: which kitty gets drilled this game? Choose your horse.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Shef. All the way.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god PLEASE let it be Renteria.

I have not forgotten 1997.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either or. I won’t be picky.

While we’re at it, someone call NY and have Pedroia beaned too.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seriously almost had beer come out of my nose on that one.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If there’s a god, it’s Sheffield.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I vote Pedroia.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly, i am guessing none of them. it seems like the indians never retaliate

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Indians can’t afford to put guys on base. It’s stupid.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope its sheffield too.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If a Tiger doesn’t get plunked this inning I want Wedge fired.

by ASP on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY WASN’T MICHAELS RUNNING

FIRE WEDGE

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Incidentally, Verlander’s quality start just went bye-bye.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

that was weak, Fausto. I wanted fastball, Magglio, back.

by ASP on Apr 17, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah. It was Santiago. Damn.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhh well. At least he did it.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could have saved a few pitches, though.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAA and Shef too.

Ok. Fausto, that’s enough for now.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

snicker, thank you Fausto. /claps

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is so stupid.

Why are we throwing at anyone. We need to fucking win a game before we decide to make any statements.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

With all due respect, eff that. This team needs to light a fire, and so be it if it involves plunking some guys. I agree with underpants, that pitch from Verlander seemed a little too deliberate. Remember when Looch got up in that guys face last year?

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have a five run lead. They need a win.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, make it four. I guess it’s better to put runners on base.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t think winning some games might “light a fire”?

While the Tigers and Indians are comparing dick size the White Sox and Royals are winning games.

Fuck this. If we’re that obsessed with it, hit somebody in the 9th. Don’t hit someone in 6th in the middle of the goddamn lineup.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems the Tribe is always laaaaaazy in April. I want to see them come out with some piss and vinegar and swagger. When Hafner dropped his bat after that homerun in Anaheim? Beautiful. Chirping at the ump? Means you care.

In sports, when you’re fiery, it means you have passion for the game. Kellen Winslow II? Love the kid. Huuuuuuge mouth, huuuuuuuuuge passion.

I still hate PEDroia though. Noun that verbhole.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You going to make it over to the studio for baseball tonight later?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is some dry cold cuts right there.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes I realize I have a lot of catching up to do on this board.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re doing great.

by Jay on Apr 18, 2008 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, he dropped his bat and yet they came home and have been kicked around. It’s silly to put posturing above wins.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a fever. Its spreading slowly.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, I didn’t think he was throwing at him. I thought he lost the zone for a while there.

by NickFantana on Apr 17, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we all happy now?!

Yankees and Red Sox - MLB's Axis of Evil
(And ESPN is right in the middle)

by Spidey on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t care about macho posturing. I want to win the damned game.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

no offense, but you may lack the testosteronal fortitude to appreciate it.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I hope you appreciate the run that scored. It shore is purty.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind, seriously. with a 5 run lead you cant pass up the opportunity to whack Iron Sheff.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t defend the HBPs on a strategic basis, and I’m the last to buy into the whole psychology of the game, but it was appropriate to hit ONE guy. It’s good to know your coworkers are with you. Being a sport, things like this are often resolved through aggression.

If I had to guess, Santiago was the accident, but of course that makes the Sheff beaning dumb. Having survived it, it feels great.

by CBusSteve on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Pontius has 15 strikeouts in 12 innings at Lake County. Intriguing.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s his last name? oh jeez. i can hear the hecklers now … “hey pontius pilate!”

Sizemore-Shapiro 2008. The Official Red Bull of Let's Go Tribe Game Threads.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 18, 2008 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

A two-fer! Just when they least expected it!! He had decided to get Shef, got Santiago accidentally, and went after Shef anyway. I LOVE FAUSTO.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Are beanballs typically issued with a man on and none out?

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, Manning, it can start a rally, you stupid git.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

boy o boy – FIRE WEDGE.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh. Not optimal.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

If he fucking hit either of those guys on purpose…jesus. This is stuid.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

oops. might have gotten carried away with my enthusiasm about the extra HBP.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FREE RUNS! fk

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

After getting hit twice last night, I think it was due to take down about couple Tiggers.

A bit cocky of Fausto to do it twice in a row to put two on with no out, though…

Yankees and Red Sox - MLB's Axis of Evil
(And ESPN is right in the middle)

by Spidey on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

J-MIKE! with some D.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess the man can play his position.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess I’ll trade a run for an out, all things considered.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the beanball montage (sp?) there.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job, Michaels.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

?

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He nailed Sheff.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

By a wide margin.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, sweet. Sportsline was a little vague on how that happened.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew. Edgy.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What a smart fan, he let that ball go instead of catching it.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

CARROLL needs to be permanently in there.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamey Carroll is a difference maker.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

As-WHO-bal Cabrera?

(How soon we forget…)

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I love Cleveland runs.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Carroll to second, Droobs to third. You heard it here first, except for those other places you heard it before here.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

PRONK

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

pronk just hit a jim thome homerun

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

PRONK!

Z Miner = sight for sore eyes

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

ZACH MINER FOR MVP!!!

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

PRRROOOOOOONNNKK!!!!

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

These are the Tigers I know and love.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This is what happens when your pitcher shows you he’s got your back.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s totally it.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does seem like the Tribe is picking up some swag.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Barfield walked twice today.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Now I know we’re hallucinating.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

In class: Silently lurking, silently freaking out, in a good way. To top it all off, professor is buying beer. Not a bad night.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

HAFNER!!!

THE FIRE IS LIT BITCHES!

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, you really want that “bitches” job, eh?

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah that’s my job

Sizemore-Shapiro 2008. The Official Red Bull of Let's Go Tribe Game Threads.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 18, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else sign up for the STO HDTV giveaway?

by CBusSteve on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Signs of 2006 Pronk! Wohooooooo!

THAT IS THE SINGLE BEST THINGS I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR! OPPO POWER FROM THE PRONK!

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

wait wait wait, pronk homered to left? this is nice

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow I pop away for a couple of minutes and miss everything

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha I was calm until that home run…now I’m pumped!

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Sportsline has gone completely haywire. I saw Travis homer and have been timewarping all over the last two innings ever since, heh heh.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

There was copious amounts of fist pumping and shouting going on.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

JP goes the other way?

What hte hell is going on?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

time machine what happened

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

miner sucks.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i almost always get snarky responses to these types of questions

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to sum it up while typing as little as possible.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what you missed, but Hafner homered to left-center, and after a Vic ground out, Peralta sharply singled to right. Those were what prompted the anti-Miner posts.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

its my fault anyway. gamecast is hilarious. ryan garko homerun, pronk 0-2.

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

caught up.

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

CYCLE!

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit-Batsmen and Home Runs. Old-time baseball! Like Eddie Shore.

Yankees and Red Sox - MLB's Axis of Evil
(And ESPN is right in the middle)

by Spidey on Apr 17, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Before the end of the night we’ll see a suicide squeeze.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I called for one earlier from j-mike, but got the same result from a sac-fly.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Garko is bulletproof.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryan Garko is an Idea.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Garko is a philanthropist.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What will the Browns do? What they should do is ship Quinn’s ass somewhere for some picks.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re that confident in DA?

Yankees and Red Sox - MLB's Axis of Evil
(And ESPN is right in the middle)

by Spidey on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZERO confidence in Quinn.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Browns … I would LOVE to see them trade Quinn and bet the farm on ‘DA’.

The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Is this from a hatred of the Irish?

Yankees and Red Sox - MLB's Axis of Evil
(And ESPN is right in the middle)

by Spidey on Apr 17, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I don’t have much confidence in DA, so we should hope to get the most out of the Tribe because the fall will be a disappointment.

Yankees and Red Sox - MLB's Axis of Evil
(And ESPN is right in the middle)

by Spidey on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re thinking of Todd Jones.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miner is throwing through water.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah! Nice one.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we’re not shopping Jordan Brown for relief, we should be.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Or wait for Brown to prove MLB worthy and shop Garko for some young starting pitching.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

My point was that Garko is, to my eyes, so good we’re never going to want Brown. I can’t imagine Brown turns out better than Garko. He is living at the ceiling for his type of player and Brown is exactly his type of player.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um….. We’re still working with a small sample size for the 2008 season.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Lastoria claims that Brown has seen time in the outfield before. That may also be an option.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not a claim. He played there a bunch in lower levels; it’s in the box scores.

However, everything I’ve seen is that he’s a butcher more or less. And, if he’s not playing it in AAA, the Indians pretty clearly aren’t considering it for an MLB position.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not a claim. He played there a bunch in lower levels; it’s in the box scores.

If you’re this pizzy with a 9-run lead, remind me to steer clear of you during blowout losses.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just thought it was weird wording. I was trying to be a bitch.

But any argument about retaliation HBPs gets me pretty pissy.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d reply, but your post may get deleted.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant to say “wasn’t” but my typo made it pretty clear that I am just a prissy bitch.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve got almost a season and a half on Garko at this point, plus an easily recognizable and repeatable plate approach that fits the Indians style. I’m totally convinced that, at the least, Garko’s a 120 or so OPS first basemen and that’s pretty damn good.

On top of that, Brown is the kind of prospect anyone should feel relatively confident projecting. Guys like that don’t explode.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, you never know what can develop, or frankly, what can go wrong. I’d want to see some combination of Aubrey and/or Whitney and/or Mills going strong for half the season before I shipped Brown off, not that I would call him untradeable. Plus, he is a lefty, which might be a better fit long-term.

But I can also see Garko/Brown as a Bard/Shoppach thing, where at some point we’re shipping off Garko to play the younger, cheaper guy with less service time and basically the same quality. But none of this comes into play unless Brown really emerges in a big way in Buffalo.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m ready for action. I want changes!

Or not. Whatever.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

One could argue that Garko is good at getting HBP. Right?

/pushes buttons.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He pretty clearly is, right?

I’m not sure why this is supposed to upset me.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about? No one is projecting Brown to turn into a quality ML-player, if that. Plus, relievers are a waste of time trading for. 9 times out of 10, there’s some kid in your farm system who can take the call and be up to the task.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do know that Brown is a stud prospect, dont you crazymoloh?

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. He’s a 23 year 1B with mediocre bat speed, who even after winning two MVP titles, can’t crack a top 100 prospects list. I’m well aware that Brown’s perfect world projection is LYLE OVERBAY!

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to say I disagree with pretty much everything you said.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, I have to get on board with that.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You obviously don’t know much about Andrew’s personal farm system. He doesn’t have one decent reliever in full-season ball.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stevens. That’s about it. Mujica worries me.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’d you like our press release, anyway? You think it needs some more juicing up?

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s perfect in it’s brevity. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Payback is a bitch.

by CBusSteve on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

michaels is trying to shut us all up tonight. he’s doing a great job

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

As much bitching as we do about Indians fundamentals, they’re really good sliders, no?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m calling it:

WE’RE WINNING THIS GAME.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ballsy call

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but does Grady get the cycle?

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen bill james’ ncaa-bball “how-safe-is-the-lead” calculator? its pretty sweet. i used it in the KU/UNC game

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I called the win when everyone was dooming and glooming, FWIW.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michaels? Really? I mean, really?

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Casey. Go first pitch swinging.

Asshole.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Blake never met a rally he couldnt kill.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He should get some Frampton hair.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

(insert hilariously Photoshopped cover here)

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to learn PS better for stuff like this.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Normally, I would guess that this takes a bit of stress off the bullpen, but I’m a bit leery of the way these guys mash late in games.

Make no mistake, I’m very pleased and silly right now, but I’ll be a lot happier (and sillier) when this is in the books.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha Hamilton keeps talking about Verlander throwing inside.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I call two solid innings from Masa tonight.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Fausto should plunk Thomas as his parting shot.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

After 15 games, what’s the status?

- 3 out 5 starters fully functioning and operational
- 3.5 out of 9 everyday players performing within their expectations
- 1 out of 6 relievers not sucking
- 2 out of 3 backups not completely killing the team

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

We can only win one at a time.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nine-run lead in the seventh inning, and still I’m relieved that Borowski is unavailable.

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 17, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

JenLew scare anyone else this year?

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

“Bwaauggh I don’t know what my role is in this bullpen!!”

* ball * * ball * * HBP *

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got here, nice to see that we’re finally hitting the ball somewhere besides the shortstop and second baseman

by c9kay32 on Apr 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

and jason micheals is 2 for 2 with 3 rbi! its bizzaro day

by c9kay32 on Apr 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

im so pumped fausto beaned those people.

jason michaels is a man amongst boys in terms of brute-ness.

he hsould have kicked the pussy verlanders ass.

by wendigo on Apr 17, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this guy better, even if that sounded kinda “jaegerbomb” – zy.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don’t like my new haircut?

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person

by jakesinger777 on Apr 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why walk Sheffield when you can plunk him?

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i love how espns scoreboard updates the play by play quicker than the gamecast does

by c9kay32 on Apr 17, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahh, thanks, Jensen.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller should be on track to uncork his nasty in AAA….. Him and Jeff Stevens are the first two people I’d want to call up for relief help.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Miller should be on track to uncork his nasty in AAA

That doesn’t sound legal in most states, crazymoloh.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully the Indians use Miller this year the way the Twins used Johan in 2002.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes, that was frightening from Lewis. That third pitch was a gopherball that rayburn flat missed.

I hope someone in the pen starts to pitch well so Wedge can ride them like a prize donkey all year. (ala Howry/Raffy)

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

one more HBP and its goin down…

by wendigo on Apr 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t decide if you’re in the advanced photoshop class or not.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should see the t-shirts I make for my science and math clubs.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, obviously I’m not. I do all my photoshop using a touchpad on a laptop, which should give you an idea of how horrible I am at it.

And I mostly wanted to do this because of that guy on the left’s jorts.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the computer club and chess club? Don’t they get shirts?

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am only in charge of Science Olympiad, Lego Robotics, and Math Club.

All of my t-shirts involve the school’s mascot, an old bald man named Colonel Parker, wearing the appropriate gear for the club. Like, in robotics club, he has the terminator frontispiece on half his head.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

++ for use of the word “frontispiece”

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamey Carroll cannot be doubled up. It’s physically impossible.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Pewee got arrested for “uncorking his nasty”, Crazymoloh.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Carroll needs to be the everyday second baseman.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

But Asdrubal’s name is fun to say! Why don’t you love AstroCab? I question your patriotism.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wear an AbaCab lapel pin.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you say that Reverend Terry Pluto loves Droobs as much as you do?

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

by SuddenSam on Apr 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I love him as a prospect (long-term player) more than as a current player.

But you know, I love any player who has the basic decency to make me right about something.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah. Trick Of The Tail FTW..

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I question my own patriotism.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal Cabrera, Asdrubal Cabrera, the only one whose name is fun to say, hey, hey!

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The cheapskate charge against Detroit ownership, which they’re discussing on STO, isn’t entirely without merit.

If all the owner is willing to spend on is big, shiny trinkets, that too is a problem. Steinbrenner for years has skimped on the bullpen, and it’s cost them, and it’s dumb.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not surprised Matt Underwood things gratuitous spending is a plus.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most unserious commentators would say that. Harold Reynolds used to talk about the Twins that way all the time, and you could just see the look on Ravech’s face, no time to stop and explain the economics of the game to this guy, it’s not like he comments on baseball for a living anyway, except that that’s exactly what he does for a living.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we think Steinbrenner is really cheap? Or is this the only place where Cashman was able to keep some modicum of control and he screwed it up?

Because, it doesn’t make much sense to spend big money on relievers in most free agent markets anyway does it?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe not big money. But some teams seem like they don’t know and don’t care who will be in the bullpen if it isn’t their closer.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some GM’s read LGT and take advice from Crazymoloh.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno. They actually had a really impressive bullpen for years, with that 8th inning guy. Who was that? Hernandez? And then he pitched for the Red Sox?

They do make moves to address the bullpen, as opposed to trying to throw out farm arms or something (see: Farnsworth) but they get more success where everyone seems to, in weird retread players like Scott Proctor.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I’ve always said, there’s no real evidence Cashman is particularly good at any part of his job other than suffering humiliations at the hands of the Steinbrenner.

And in this area as in others, they sign one big, stupid contract - Steve Karsay was one in a series - and don’t do the real grunt work to develop a full staff, let alone depth. Remember how pathetic their pen was in the playoffs?

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s bad. But if we work from the place that pens are the truest test of a team’s farm depth, then there’s really no conceivable way to have a good pen with no farm right? And Steinbrenner morgatged the farm.

I mean, the Orioles made every effort to buy a pen. It just didn’t work.

But I guess the Red Sox have been sort of ok at buying a pen. Though, at this point with Delcarmen and Papelbon it’s sort of homegrown.

Hmm. I’m wondering how closely we could correlate pen success to good farm systems. Think there’s an r-value there?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t just mortgage the farm, he screwed up the whole development program by prioritizing putting a winning team in Tampa every year.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. And I’m thinking maybe farm = bullpen. I’m obviously having my opinion heavily influenced by the Indians of the past few years, though.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

farm = bullpen when one of the core strategies is to grab up every quality arm you can find without relent, every week of every year after year after year. When you do that … some of them become good relievers, yes.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, if we can go back to the first thing you said, Steinbrenner might be cheap in the hidden way? As in not wanting to pay to find the live arms and stockpile them?

Sorry, this is obnoxiously socratic.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn wanted another Homer…

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hafner absolutely RIPPED that ball. Im so happy to see him putting together pronky at-bats.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

O hai, I figured it out.

CC is giving Fausto a head start for the CY young award this year, since he stole votes from him last year.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What the consensus (assuming one exists) here on what’s causing C.C’s troubles?

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trouble in the giant melon head.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh noez. Are you doing that just to bother me?

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. It seems to be the mystery of the week on ESPN’s baseball page.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love that vic is putting together an at bat like this when the team is up 9 runs in the 7th inning.
has there been an indian in my 27 years who has been more the heart and soul of his team than martinez?

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Good pick. I had a terrible mancrush on Omar Vizquel, myself.

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Right now, I'll take .500 and run. I'm a cheap happy.

by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was my favorite player since i was 6, but that homerun off mariano riveria just sealed the deal

by c9kay32 on Apr 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vizquel is my guy too…I have his “Man With a Golden Glove” poster hanging up in my room.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved Omar, but I can’t give him a leadership position after the way he tried to negotiate his contract through the media. A team leader would never, ever do that, and Omar wasn’t one.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

F TORII HUNTER.

He was notorious for this kind of nonesense with the media in Minnesota.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was pretty unimpressed with him about that, too. Seemed like he daydreamed to a reporter about what it might be like to play in some other town practically every day of the 2007 season. Classless.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he kept calling Mauer soft. I’m glad Morneau punched him.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did Morneau punch him?

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

In like 2005. I guess Hunter actually tried to punch him.

From this Strib article.

Morneau’s achievement capped a season that saw him erase many of the doubts that surfaced in 2005.

That year, he hit .239 with 22 home runs and 79 RBI, as the Twins missed the playoffs for the first time since 2001. Hunter was so disappointed with Morneau’s attitude, he threw a punch at him toward the end of that frustrating season.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read some places that Morneau is kind of a bitch…

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

!

Dish!

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leader or not I was just commenting on him being my favorite piece of the teams I grew up with…feels funny to use the phrase grew up…

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d back Alomar, but he spent too much time off the team, on the DL, to be its irreplaceable core the way that Victor has been.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you’re right about the injury part. his best year of health and production was ‘97, and he was definitely the man that year.
the biggest, most leadership-y thing santos did was to sign a long term contract. wasnt he the first of the guys hart locked up like that?

by mpstable on Apr 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

carroll has a motor.

by wendigo on Apr 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Man does this ever feel good

by JK in CBus on Apr 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

My love for Jamey Carroll is unending. But I hope his twins resemble his wife.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

If Victor Martinez and Jason Varitek were on a ship together, Victor would be in charge.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

That was terrible….

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, Bobby Jenks just blew a save in Baltimore. 5-5, Orioles still batting, running on first, 2 out, bottom of the 9th. Orioles have scored two in the 9th so far.

by mplswahoo on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

. . . And they go to extras . . . .

by mplswahoo on Apr 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is indeed a good day.

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

poll: Orioles, for real or not?

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

not any more real that our slump has been

by c9kay32 on Apr 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, the jury’s out, huh?

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Roberts and Nick Markakis are for real…

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Markakis is so good.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got in a huge fight with my best friend once over Nick Markakis and fantasy shenanigans.

Sizemore-Shapiro 2008. The Official Red Bull of Let's Go Tribe Game Threads.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 18, 2008 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

As in, do they exist? Yes, they exist.

by Jay on Apr 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, I admit it: I don’t know who Catfish Whosawhatsit is. Anyone want to let me know what the radio fellas are talking about?

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Umm

I’m assuming their not talking about Catfish Hunter?

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Voltaire has to be happy.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

time for a murderball.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

For the record: thank you to all of the people in self-imposed exile, whose absence made this game possible.

by aufrank on Apr 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet Sportsline has no auto-entry for “deathball.” :(

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by vbc3 on Apr 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think CC DOES have thin skin. There’s nothing wrong with that.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks go out to CC for not messing up tonite’s game.

by elsandito on Apr 17, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So would you trade CC straight up for Justin Verlander? Why or why not?

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

No. Verlander’s goatee.

by afh4 on Apr 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. No hesitation.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love C.C and know he’ll rebound, but Verlander is cheap as fizzuk.

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 0-3 isn’t the problem doofuses!

NBR (No Borowski Run): Refers to that run which puts the Indians up by 4 over an opponent, thereby drastically reducing the chances of Joe Borowski pitching in a game.

by crazymoloh on Apr 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are STO’s game break clips always so dark?

by Julie on Apr 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

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