Joe Borowski at Dillard's Beachwood Place

by IndiansGal on Apr 8, 2008 11:35 AM EDT

Joe Borowski at Dillard's Beachwood Place 4/10/08 6 PM

Indians' relief pitcher Joe Borowski will be at Dillard's Beachwood Place this Thursday April 10th for an event sponsored by Perry Ellis and Best Life Magazine.

An awesome event for fashion and sports fans alike to meet Borowski as he autographs baseballs, answers audience questions and talks about his life on and off the field, all while viewing the Perry Ellis Spring and Summer collections.

Customers who purchase $50 or more of Perry Ellis apparel will receive a Perry Ellis baseball and entry into the VIP line. (While supplies last).

Thursday evening at Dillard’s Beachwood Place is an extra-ordinary chance for customers to meet Borowski, receive giveaways and view the hottest looks from Perry Ellis.

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I wonder if he would autograph a one-way ticket to Buffalo.

by Toxicadam on Apr 8, 2008 11:40 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

LOL

by ASP on Apr 8, 2008 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh man, why do I get the feeling that this post will be entered into evidence in a few months, to show premeditation.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2008 11:43 AM EDT reply actions

We've had "motive." This is "opportunity." I'm not even going to speculate on what "means" someone would use.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 8, 2008 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions

I wonder if Perry Ellis can close?

by Fiddlesticks on Apr 8, 2008 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

Hire Perry Ellis!

by SuddenSam on Apr 8, 2008 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions

The "answers audience questions," would have to be the best part.

"Uh, Joe, why do you suck so much?"

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 8, 2008 12:02 PM EDT reply actions

This post is obviously a PR hit, not a true "fanpost." But PR pros usually have slightly better timing.

by SuddenSam on Apr 8, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions

Is it possible to buy any item of Perry Ellis clothing and spend less than $50?

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2008 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

This is the worst PR timing since Jose Mesa unveiled his new cologne "Fountain of Youth" on October 27, 1997.

by supermarioelia on Apr 8, 2008 12:48 PM EDT reply actions

Can we leave this up just for irony's sake?

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2008 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

i like it

respect pr

by Freneau on Apr 8, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Is this IndiansGal first and last post?

by palcal on Apr 8, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions

If fanposts could be nominated for POTW, I would nominate this one

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

nice

Beachwooooooood---- Up to No Goooooood

i did a wedding registry at that store

by Freneau on Apr 8, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Haha. Thanks. Just made my day.

by jhon on Apr 9, 2008 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions

Someone who was at the game should have him autograph the score card.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

or the Fangraph

by SuddenSam on Apr 8, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions

You know, this has too much laugh quotient for me to take it down.

We all like Joe, but man, what horrible timing for a public appearance. Hopefully he gets a save tonight or tomorrow.

by Ryan on Apr 8, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions

Is there going to be a game thread for this? I'll be passing by Beachwood place around 6, and it's tempting to stop in.

First i should see if I can pickup some Toriiiii Hunter gear in the mall.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 10, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions

... any word on whether Cobra's going to be appearing at the Beechwood Place Pottery Barn to launch his new collection of door mats?

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 10, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions

I heard Fausto will also be appearing at Beachwood Place, but he'll be at Saks with bags and bags of cash to spend.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 10, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions

Actually, Fausto'll be spending bags of cash in one of these places ...http://www.locateadoc.com/directory.cfm/32/OH/Beachwood

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 10, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions

Did anybody go to this??

by Nat on Apr 12, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

No, but I heard a rumor that they sold so may Perry Ellis shirts before the event that they sent Jen Lew instead.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions

by jhon on Apr 14, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, that seems like a big trade.

by Jay on Apr 14, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Where were /you/ when it happened?

by jhon on Apr 15, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Kindergarten, I think.

by Jay on Apr 15, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions

Was it a rough day, IndiansGal? Yeah, there’s a lot of that goin’ around this town lately. [Offers her a cigarette, lights his own. Drags thoughtfully.] It’s corny, I know, but sometimes [chuckles quietly] ... sometimes I think the only way to get through it all - the economy, the war, your celebrity PR client’s career collapsing cartoonishly before your very eyes - is to share it with someone. [Moves hand over hers, looks her square in the eyes.] Someone who understands.

IndiansGal … I can be that someone.

by fleerdon on Apr 15, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs

omfg hilarious

Sizemore-Shapiro 2008. The Official Red Bull of Let's Go Tribe Game Threads.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 15, 2008 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions

POTM

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 15, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 15, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions

this brought tears to my eyes.

by JonduncO on Apr 15, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions

True Tyler, True.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Apr 15, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions

In my mind’s eye, she looks like this:

by fleerdon on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Judging by the pavement and the scale of those buildings, I’d say she’s in Brooklyn. That’s probably an auxilary building to the Domino sugar factory, which is several blocks north of the Williamsburg bridge. Or maybe she’s by Montrose. At any rate, if you ride the L train enough you’re bound to run into her.

by jhon on Apr 16, 2008 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions

I can’t believe that I’m still laughing over this.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Apr 16, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions

wait … I think I dated her once….

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 16, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Don’t be mean guys. JoBo is just giving everybody the chance to make sure he doesn’t come OFF the DL. Who’s man enough to step up? You’d definitely chalk up a few WSAA in my book. More than enough to cover bail.

LeCavs!
If you were good enough, maybe we'd name it after you.

by Matt in LA on Apr 15, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions