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Game Thread: May 20, 2008 - 6th inning

Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, Apr 2, 2007 2:05 PM EDT


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That looked preeeeeeeeeeeety close.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Woohoo, new game thread. We’re going to win now.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

And THAT was nasty.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

$1 tickets on June 10 are coming down the pipe. You lucky Clevelanders.

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

All right, let’s give the man credit, that’s four zeros he’s put up.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

At least our pitchers play with some pride

by Roger Dorn on May 20, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

2 bad pitches all game.

not bad

by inferno on May 20, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least CC is dealin’

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I see A-Rod is back to 100% ... hit a home run when they were down 10-0.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

That’ll endear him to the Yankee fans, I’m sure.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s 1 more than any of our guys have.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Sniff Sniff) What’s that smell?

Ahhhhh – the Sox bullpen

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I expect the Birmingham Barons bullpen could silence our bats; I won’t be making fun of the Sox ‘pen unless and until we take the lead.

"A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself."

by Fiddlesticks on May 20, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don’t bunt here..

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person

by jakesinger777 on May 20, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I there any reason for this? Just curious.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

why even go to the plate?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

W’re going to lose 2-1, and I’m going to cry.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

So countering with the right handed bat wasn’t called for there?

by hans on May 20, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

wait wait, did they not pinch hit Dellucci against a LHP? Fire the whole team.

by ASP on May 20, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I have no idea. I hate the whole “Wedge sucks” thing, but I’m starting to come around.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figure he wanted a goat so that it would elevate Blake even more to hero status when Cap’n Clutch comes to play

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleeping at the wheel. Wedge doesn’t bunt the left hander who has made a career out of not hitting left handers, who shouldn’t be batting in this spot in the first place.

by xrickx on May 20, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I know I’m late to the party here, but here is what I think Wedge was thinking. Even with this said below, I still would’ve pinch-hit with Gutierrez.

1) Thornton doesn’t really have a platoon split. Never has.
2) Dellucci was 2-4 with a HR against Thornton prior to the at-bat.
3) If he pinch-hits with Gutz there, he’s stuck with him against Jenks in the 9th if they’re still down…and that would be an automatic out. But because of the double-play and general ineptness, they never got back around to this spot in the lineup.

by TribeJay on May 21, 2008 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like a broken f-ing record. FREE MARTE.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

One nice thing about football, you can score even if the offense is terrible. The Ravens won a Super Bowl like that. I feel like the pitching staff and the defense need to figure out some way to score. There’s gotta be a way.

¡Free Chan Perry!

by TheVanillaGorilla on May 20, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Sort of the football equivalent of Jeff Kent, Brian Giles, the guy with the white teeth in CIN, etc. Don’t worry about it.

¡Free Chan Perry!

by TheVanillaGorilla on May 20, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh – I’m sure asdrubal is up for some pick-sixes

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee has at least 9 safeties by now.

¡Free Chan Perry!

by TheVanillaGorilla on May 20, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would Wedge pinc hit? The three lazy non-gamers were his options: Peralta, Gutz, and Marte

by Roger Dorn on May 20, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean, seriously. If we’re going to sacrifice all the time to try & scratch out a run, why not do some pinch-hitting for the platoon advantage?

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You know, in my field we call this “double-depression”, the the hill coming out of the major depression is only high enough to qualify for dysthymic depression….never quite making it up to normal mood…...another offensive slump when I can’t recall us ever coming out of the first one…

by hans on May 20, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Arthur Rhodes is sitting up there.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRE BEARD

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

What is Dotel bitching about? I have the volume off?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 20, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Why in the world was it necessary to make a pitching change there? Fuck you for wasting time, Ozzie.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s true, Casey Blake is clutch enough to strike out against pitchers of either handedness.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0, and Blake check-swings, then chases one at his head.

by xrickx on May 20, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I could never have predicted the outcome of that inning. Man, this game will surprise you.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Yahoo Music…

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Wedge. How can you not give every single guy on the roster a chance with this pathetic offense?

by Roger Dorn on May 20, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Because giving the opportunity to succeed to anybody but Casey would be “unfair”

by xrickx on May 20, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

New Lineup:

1. Grady
2. Welgarz
3. Victor
4. Aubrey
5. Marte
6. FGoot
7. Choo
8. Mills
9. Astro

And no, I don’t care if the positions don’t match.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Peralta can stay. Put him in there somewhere.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

if there’s no positions can we just drop Astro for CC? DH?

¡Free Chan Perry!

by TheVanillaGorilla on May 20, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This may be the only ‘dream lineup’ in known history to feature both Franklin Gutierrez and Asdrubal Cabrera.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s been a tough couple of weeks.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that team gets shut out at least 50% of the time.

by ASP on May 20, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Tigers?

"A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself."

by Fiddlesticks on May 20, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step in the right direction.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. Grady
2. Welgarz
3 Weglarz
4 Welzgar
5. Zagwerl
6. Gwalrez
7. Raglewz
8. Argwelz
9. CC

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What worries me most is that I’m bored.

What worries me second most is that Victor has become the good version of Jason Kendall.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hegan acts like he’s never seen a guy jammed get a hit. He really has been watching this team too much.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

infield single. bloop.

by xrickx on May 20, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

And I’m seriously considering boycotting watching this damn team if Jamey Carroll gets another start before Marte.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamey Carroll, professional second baseman.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where’s GFP? He’s the biggest Victor supporter—for good reason. But it’s time for even GFP to lay some blame on Victor. W.T.F.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I just took a 2 hour LGT/Indians break to study with a hot girl from class. And I didn’t even fucking hesitate. This is what it’s come to.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Careful, she could be reading this…

by FranklinScott on May 20, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a valid point considering how people in my life know about LGT. I only tell juicy stories in the game threads since there’s no way in hell anyone I know reads these.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, do yourself a favor: Forget the Tribe for now and go hit that.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Side note: There is nothing more arousing than studying Clinical Skills with a hot girl. There’s no actual touching, just a dry run, but you can cut the friggin sexual tension with a knife. We’re doing the resp exam and I ask her “if she’s tender anywhere on her chest”. I’m a linguistic champion apparently.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t blame you. You should probably do so anyway, but especially now. But then again, your comment is worthless without pics.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fear LGT Mood is going to reach an all time low.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 20, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Look, we’re realistic. We get down and we bounce back. But we have a manager driving what little chance our offense may have off a cliff.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s killing me is two things: one, we’re getting pretty damn good pitching. Two, the rest of the division is pretty much shit right now. We should be running away with this thing, but we’re not taking advantage of it.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s great to still be in this thing, and our pitching is unreal. But at some point you stop waiting for everyone - EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM - to start coming around. Grady is fine, but I’m looking at you, Vic. Travis. Gark. Case – oh wait…

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our offense would have little chance off Cliff.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that Jhonny + Astro >>>>>> Astro + Carroll

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And Marte2 > Blake3

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw geez – no power things either. those were supposed to be squared and cubed.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah about that glove…

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

THANK GOD I have the volume off. I’m sure Hawk is masturbating about that slide right now.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s been a couple of hours, but I’m still confused. Why are we making an example out of Jhonny?

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Rec’d and legit LOL

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he’s the only one unperturbed by anything?

by FranklinScott on May 20, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge does not read Jay Levin, clearly. He thinks Jhonny’s mellow is laziness.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

because he doesn’t play the game right

by RachelAnn on May 20, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s at least get Sabathia another run?

by mjschaefer on May 20, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So, why is the DiaTriber’s PLATOON EVERYONE thing not a good idea?

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Random LOL Photo:

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Jensen Lewis still throwing BP fastballs.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That was meant to be a question.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, but Hoynes won’t ask about it until he gets lit up and DL’ed.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we all pitch in and pay your salary to be a full-time LGT correspondent? What are they paying you in Rochester? We’ll double it.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It shouldn’t be this difficult to find someone with a basic idea of journalism.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would it be possible for someone in Cleveland to get credentialed for LGT?

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOD DAMN IT, TRIBE THIS IS BEYOND STUPID

RUNS

NOW

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

this is going to be a quick half inning

by inferno on May 20, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

So many parts of our team are depressing to me right now.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. We got four straight batters who have the potential to hit a homer run.

by mjschaefer on May 20, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was just spiffy.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

how many seconds until the nfl preseason?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING BLOWING MY MIND?

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh. well. Fuck. Me.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing this Sox bullpen stinks.

"A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself."

by Fiddlesticks on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

at the end of the year he will have more strikeouts than asdrubal has points on his batting average

by inferno on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this a recycled joke?

"A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself."

by Fiddlesticks on May 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You betcha. It was the previous thread though…

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

its my recycled joke. but honestly. i dont think this is a joke. its completely possible

by inferno on May 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d need to hit about .135

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wedge should get his ass tossed

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

did STO replay it?

by xrickx on May 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

wow hammy thought he went around it looked to me like it wasn’t even close

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Before, I was at least able to be distracted by the Flyers and the Cavs, but now they’re both out & I have to focus my full attention on the Indians. Hrmpf.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Go collect stamps or something. It might help.

by mjschaefer on May 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laz you’re a piece of shit. When you turn your back like that, we know you made the wrong call, and that you know it’s wrong. But you’re just an asshole like that. RAGE

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought the same.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

GFP, I don’t feel like scrolling up: Did you see my posts on Victor? Are you finally souring on him? He’s pissing me off, doing this BS Jason Kendall impersonation.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hurts, doesn’t it? This is bizarro season.

I actually thought - during spring training - “We had a down year on offense and still won the most games in the league. We could be sick this year.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec. I have no idea why, but rec.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Hafner and V-Mart are legit homer threats in the 9th.

by mjschaefer on May 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Another excellent pitching performance with no decision.

I am about one blown series away from taking a long break from these guys.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy Marte is on pace for 94 atbats this season.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Things will change when the weather finally gets above 70 degrees.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, field trip then: We all go blow on the goddamn ice caps

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright I’m bored with this game, anyone want to hear a funny Carlos Tosca story?

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the game on the line, Jamey Carroll batted while Jhonny Peralta, Kelly Shoppach, Franklin Gutierrez, Michael Aubrey, and Andy Marte were on the bench. Nice.

On a high note, C.C. looked great tonight again. Quentin just hit a good pitch. Thome hit a mistake, but give him credit for taking it to left.

by xrickx on May 20, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Eric Wedge with a fiery passion. Face it, he’s a shitty manager who stumbled onto 96 wins last year.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

in no way did he do anything worthy of that stupid award he won

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, how does wedge keep pulling this crap off?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

fire his ass. maybe antonetti isn’t beholden to wedge, so maybe shapiro needs to go too. and i can’t believe i’m typing this

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s too much, but someone needs to ask Shap directly whether he feels that Wedge is executing the FO plan.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

(And again, we’re back to the problem of not having a real sports media in Cleveland)

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the exception of Peralta, there’s no reason to think any of those guys would have done anything. It’s just that bad. Kinda would have liked to see Aubrey regardless.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You at least expect them to be better than Jamey Freakin’ Carroll.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamey Carroll cannot be relied on in that situation. CAN NOT.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no one on this team I’m happy to have up in that situation right now. Not even Grady.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jensen Lewis is WHIPTASTIC.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s 3.5 over the last three appearances.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOCUS PEOPLE

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

so I researched the claim made by Hawk and DJ that “Sizemore sure is a great late-inning hitter … you don’t want to face this guy in the last 3 innings”

Innings 1-3 : OPS .858
Innings 4-6: OPS .949
Innings 7-9: OPS .758

Why do I even care? These guys are horrible.

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re not about the stats, they’re just about the anecdotes.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They watch a dozen games a year against the Tribe and decide their opinion based on that sample.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

As soon as they said that, I knew they had no stats.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that Little League effort, I’m calling it a night.

"A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself."

by Fiddlesticks on May 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

BOO JENSEN LEWIS!

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

actually i was gonna say his arm looks a lot better this year

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh boy.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Jensen Lewis…a very important part of this shitty bullpen.

by mjschaefer on May 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, I can’t take it. I’m just going to be depressed when this turns into a 6-1 game. Goodnight all, & good luck with the rest of the game.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha ha. Jensen Lewis has now allowed 39 baserunners in 24 innings. K to BB ratio in the shitter 17-13.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady doesn’t have a good arm, we know that. But that guy was safe by a mile, there was no way he was getting thrown out.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

We have other relievers, right?

by FranklinScott on May 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

another dollar off

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN PAULIE

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, I lied, I didn’t go to bed. Yay Jensen.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He gawn.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That line makes me want to kidnap Hawk’s parents

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Farg.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

PABLO FREAKING OZUNA?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge beard in progress. That’s so he can rub his chin and make it look like he’s thinkin’ and managin’

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Right now, this team can eat me.

by Bernie19Kosar on May 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamey Carroll – “Sweep the Leg” “Put him in a body bag!! hahahahahahahah”

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

THERE YA GO

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post of the Moment.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that was hilarious. Really. You delivered.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That kind of never give up attitude would earn you a start in Wedge’s lineup.

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone on the Sox have a last name?

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

nice break with that call

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Ozzie and Pablo concerned about those other baserunners out there, clogging up the bases.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yo mario is this your dream girl?

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

After this debacle I wouldn’t let a girl named Jensen within ten feet of my….foul pole.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i meant the one you were talking about above

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no this is a different one.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you’re just pulling

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

a two run lead is insurmountable.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, the story.

So a couple of years back I used to do sports radio for my university…I think I’ve mentioned this before. Football broadcasts, hockey, had a call-in show…basically allowed me to be credentialed for Jays games when the Tribe was in town, and let me go into the locker rooms after the game.

We blew game one, and being in the Indians lockerroom after the game was the most depressing thing I’ve ever experienced. It was silent, and Ronnie Belliard was walked around naked. Enough said.

Well our bullpen blew game two as well, and I was damned if I was going to sit through another Wedge interview. So I ventured over to the Jays locker room, and into Carlos Tosca’s office.

And I asked this question (swear to god, I still have the audio on my computer):

“It must be nice to have the Indians bullpen in town after the issues you guys have had this year”

Carlos: “Well….” (HILARIOUS AWKWARD PAUSE OF ABOUT SEVEN SECONDS) “I know that they’ve had their struggles this year….” (AWKWARD PAUSE) “I’ve got enough to worry about with my club…” (nervous laughter from all personnel in the room)

I felt so vindicated. He was fired mere days later.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Best Carlos Tosca story I’ve heard in a while.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope only Carlos Tosca story you’ve heard in a while?

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know I hear so many Carlos Tosca stories, but I just can’t remember them.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even recognize the guy’s name. Had to Wiki it.

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by westbrook on May 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Carlos Tosca and I are on the redeye from Mexico City to NYC. Tosca can’t sleep on flights so we’re walking through the bario trying to find a sketchy pharmacia to sell us some off prescription diazepam…

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

BATS!

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Tosca walks into bar…...

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Says OUCH! End of story.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in a barber shop quartet with Carlos Tosca … aw, forget it.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta be a Kobayashi mention coming up…

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What part of Seville you from?

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re breaking up… I wanna hear the end of this one.

by steincat on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made me smile on a night where I want to demote our team to Kinston, call up Weglarz, and have him hit 1-9.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way Nick Swisher is a dick

by Bernie19Kosar on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Jensen. Keep it close, at least. We can get two runs. Theoretically.

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by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Three, however …

Shit.

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by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the Lewis still in there!?

by FranklinScott on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s funny, I was on a train on Friday night while he was walking away the game, wishing I could ask this very question on LGT.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER SWEET FOUR HIT OUTPUT. ANOTHER BULLPEN BULLSHIT MELTDOWN.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I know we know this, but Jensen’s heater is sitting where JoBo’s heater topped out last year.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge cannot be concerned with your trivial knowledge.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wedge finds your lack of faith disturbing

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jensen Lewis Can’t Keep it Close.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck you (Jensen), fuck you (Hafner), fuck you (baseball gods), you’re cool (Sabathia), fuck you (Wedge). I’m out.

by mjschaefer on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha I used this last year, but it’s still hilarious. We really should use it more often.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carroll has cost us three baserunners and one run tonight with his defence, right?

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve got PLENTY of blame for anyone you’d like to heap it upon.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You spell it with a c, eh?

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh GOD

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice. At least the base was open.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jamey Carroll looks like Leonardo DiCaprio in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

DiCaprio is a better hitter… I mean, just look at all the Brazilian Models…

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bar Rafeli (sp?) is all sorts of hot Israeli. Gisele Bundchen? Sounds German or Austrian to me.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really, when we’re talking about this caliber… it doesn’t matter where she’s from

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking www.letsgohotsupermodels.com

Better than baseball, don’t ya think?

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to believe that domain is available …

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to click it. Damnit.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was awesome.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i just wish it was someone i truly hate

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This is all sorts of funny. Carl Willis should yank the ball out of his hand and kick him in the ass. Seriously … this team needs a wake up call. AGAIN.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, time for the pitching coach, yeah.

by FranklinScott on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

White Sox Win Expectcancy at 100000000000000000000%

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Option Lewis for Bauer?

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I take this back after looking at Jensen’s stats recently. Why does it feel that he’s done far worse than this lately?

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was the three walk effort against the Reds.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that’s only two poor outings. It feels like I’ve watched him suck for a month.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one-inning per reliever strategy needs to be re-thought when none of the relievers are good enough to get through an inning.

by FranklinScott on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

88 MPH? Who is he fooling?

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Was he throwing any harder last year? I think it is all location for him and Bentancourt, it is killing us right now.

by Bernie19Kosar on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure 90-93 was the norm.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we have nobody else in the bullpen to go to when Lewis clearly doesn’t have it? I don’t understand. Guillen swaps pitchers when someone sneezes & Wedge feels like it’s a good idea to just leave Jensen out there to get beaten up (and yes, I just called Ozzie Guillen a good manager—this should be taken as a sign that I’m losing my mind).

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

He heard Lewis complaining that relievers weren’t getting enough innings.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Fucking starters eating all the innings up. Fire them all!

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by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep telling you, Ozzie manages a good bullpen.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Blobby Jenks, I imagine. Goody.

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by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Mario, I’m with you. I’m so on the edge about the bullpen that I’m like, “Fuck it, Bauer to close. Good. Can’t be worse.”

I realize that the offense is the problem - by a factor of incalculculcable - but damn that pen is hard to watch right now.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone who’s not a starting pitcher on this team is killing me right now.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone posted that WPA comparison of the starting staff, the pen and the hitters. On a per inning basis this pen becomes our #1 pain in the ass.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB … Your Home for Awful Facial Hair.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So remember that one time where our pithing was so good that 1 run was enough?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

remember when our offense was so good that 4 runs was no problem?

by RachelAnn on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No…. but I drink…

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

CC Sabathia with the Wasted Performance of the Game.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

person with most hilarious suggestion wins pie

brought to you by….....

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by westbrook on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

GFP used to win that one 4-5 nights a week.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

How nice would it be if we came back vs. Jenks? Very good.

Think positive.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Note: I’m just trying to be happy so I don’t go to bed angry.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would sell all my lands and wander in the desert for 40 days.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Remember Gark’s bomb last year?

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seem to recall good things happening with this team, but the memories, they’re hazy.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

For anyone who has never read it, Bobby Jenks is a cane toad.

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by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

5 PITCHES.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

how the fuck did he not crush that shit

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Kent Hrbek wants to know.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRE THE BLUE UNIFORMS. We never win with the ugly-ass things.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

omg

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone remember to mute.

by FranklinScott on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ballgame. We suck.

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by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, the hardest working colon in showbusiness…....BOBBY JENKS!!!!

Got in a fight with Joel Skinner, was injured by a charging Jhonny Peralta coming in from third.

by FaustosSinkingFastball on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRE CANS OF CORN OR ANY OTHER VEGETABLE

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

this is the most pathetic thing i’ve ever seen. and that was just awful victor

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Then you never saw the 1986 Cleveland Indians in action. Or the Pittsburgh Pirates the past 15 seasons.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wha happened?

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

WEDGE HAS LOST THE FAITH OF THIS TEAM

by Gradyforpresident on May 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Embarrassing.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Goodnight, all. Go Tribe, I guess.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

zz

FE WEE

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought it was the 8th inning. what the hell?

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Linebrink shut us down 1-2-3 in the eighth. Very similar

by Bernie19Kosar on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would a sweep get something changed?

by Bernie19Kosar on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Fire Wedge –
Hire Carlos Tosca!!

by steincat on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Bright side: We’re only 2.5 games behind the White Sox.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds more horrible the more you think about it.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do yourself a favor and don’t.

by SuddenSam on May 20, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bright side: we’re not the Tigers.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 20, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Carlos Tosca wikipedia page is ROUGH:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Tosca

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s practically inviting abuse.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Carlos is unavailable, perhaps his identical twin brother Rick could fill in until he frees up?

by steincat on May 20, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Sounds like Hamilton is sounding the Emergency Broadcast System. Someone needs to.

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by vbc3 on May 20, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I know it ended up not mattering, but is Jensen’s stuff approaching Borowski-esque levels? If so, ouch.

Got in a fight with Joel Skinner, was injured by a charging Jhonny Peralta coming in from third.

by FaustosSinkingFastball on May 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember last week when we won pitching duels?

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Casey Blake’s average went up tonight. Round and round we go. Where it ends, nobody knows.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s like, when the Cavs suck, I just change the channel. I’m just not enough of a fan to waste time watching bad basketball from a one-man team. When the Browns were bad, I didn’t turn them off, but I didn’t really get upset. Bad football is so physical that it’s downright humorous to watch the other team go through your O-line like a snowplow. It was sort of like watching a car wreck… a strangely humorous car wreck that I just couldn’t break away from. Your team’s ineptitude almost becomes a point of competition and something to brag about. Awful, yet addictive.

But when the Indians suck, it’s like gets inside me and rots. There’s nothing funny about it, and no way you can turn it into a positive. It’s just not fun.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel that. It was worse a few years ago, but it’s still pretty bad.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is that there’s legitimate hope at another playoff appearance.

With Rick Waits on the mound, and Larvell Blanks at SS, that never enters your heart or mind.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is the problem.

SuddenSam asked, in the Week In Review thread, how the mood meter can be at 3.4, considering we’d won 8 of the last 13? And the answer, I still can’t articulate it precisely, but it has something to do with missed opportunities, and being old enough to know that not everything comes around to give you a second chance, not by a long shot.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t quite get the Victor hating. He’s had a crappy week, but he’s entitled — he’s gotten kind of banged up this season, and he’s still a freakin’ catcher. And mostly, it’s not his fault that seven other guys have sucked for the past month.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Every regular is on my shitlist, but Victor is at the bottom of it.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is how I feel. He was exempt from the shitlist for a while, but no longer.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m calling bullshit on that. Even with a seven-week power outage and a full week of outright suck, he’s still an above-average hitter playing the toughest position, and if anyone on this club has earned an extended benefit of the doubt, it’s Victor, and he isn’t even in the Top 10 of guys who have disappointed us this season.

Hell, Victor has earned the right to have an entire down season, but I doubt that he will.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, he’s not even on the top 15 shitlist. But even when everything’s going fine with the offense, we do rely on him to be an way-above-average catcher, because that’s part of why we get away with our corner production. Sure he’s earned the right to struggle for a while, but if a guy underachieves I don’t have to be pleased with it.

Plus, I feel bad leaving him out.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not asking you to be pleased with it.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have two emotions. Pleased and pissed. It makes for a wild ride.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listen, I love Victor. I LOVE him. He is near the top of my all-time Tribe list.

By I call bullshit on your calling bullshit. How can Vic not be on the shitlist? Are you kidding?

First of all, it’s not a matter of one week of sucking. He’s hit the ball hard pretty routinely this year, but in 2008 Victor has been a singles hitter. Everyone is all over Hafner, and rightly so, but consider: Vic’s OPS decline this year is WORSE than Hafner’s. And yet we can rip into Hafner but not Vic?

No way does Vic end up with 30 extra base hits, total, on the season. Right? But for now, that’s who he is, and it’s hurting us badly. We have no power - none - and Vic led the Tribe is dingers last year. Putting up a goose egg helps put you on the shit list.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way, I’ll give Vic some leeway for his position and his past awesomeness. He deserves that. All I’m saying is that if we’re going to be honest about what’s wrong, Vic is a significant part of it at this point.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s a little like saying, “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the theater.” That Victor’s a catcher and Hafner’s a DH is pretty hugely significant in terms of what we expect them to contribute offensively, and Victor’s lack of power this month is much less of a concern than Hafner’s 07-08 decline. It was just a week ago he was at .346/.384/.404.

I think we’re arguing semantics at this point. I’d like to see Victor slug better than .377, but if we’re keeping a list of all the things going wrong right now, he’s so far down that it’s the least of our worries (offensively).

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

His walk rate is down significantly. His earlier line that you cited was propped up by a gaudy batting average that he won’t sustain. Without any power, we knew he’d end up exactly where he is now.

Mario made the point that while we should cut Vic some positional slack, we’re simply built to rely on him to a significant degree.

Please, don’t think I want Vic burned alive. I love the guy. I just feel that we’ve spent the season analyizing everyone’s problems—everyone but Vic’s. I could have made a lot of money betting that Aubrey would have more home runs than Vic at this point.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are definetly some bad trends there. His GB% is up, his BB rate is down, slugging is down more than 100 points, etc. No one is saying Victor isn’t having a down season so far, punctuated by coming off a terrible week. He’s still got the third best OPS+ on our team. And he’s a catcher. And he’s spent time on the DL. This is why I said it was about semantics – yes, you might say he’s on the shitlist if the only qualification is underachieving. But the degree here is so insignificant compared to a half-dozen other guys that I don’t even know why you bother. He’ll come around.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t make assumptions about Victor maintaining a batting average. He has hit .350-plus for months at a time in the past. Two stretches for you:

May 26 2005 to May 4 2006: .356

June 6 2006 to July 20 2007: .331

Yes, he will also have slump months, but when he goes on a tear, it often lasts 4-5 months.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Part of this, I think, comes from my feeling that Vic is a freaking leader, immune to the BS that our other hitters deal with. I mean, he’s Victor, he’s the soul of this team, and he hits the shit out of the ball. So we’re sitting here, headed for June, and Vic has not gone yard and I admit I’m concerned. I’m concerned that he’s contracted the same damn disease that is afflicting the rest of the guys. I think I might be crazy, but I don’t think I’m nuts.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, didn’t Victor used to have poor Mays? I didn’t make sense, but until last year I think he had a tendency to drop off in this month.

Trying to cling, to something.

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s funny, you know, just about an hour ago, maybe two, I was thinking, nothing makes me panic more than seeing some of the smartest, level-headed guys panicking, and you were one of the guys I was thinking about.

And now … you are officially on crack.

His OPS decline is worse than Hafner’s? Well, sure, because he didn’t have the foresight to have a preemptive OPS decline of 260 points last season. Instead, he had a career year last season — what an asshole.

Hafner: 1098, 836, 710
Victor: 856, 879, 739

And just a week ago, it would have said:

Hafner: 1098, 836, 676 = two-year decline of 422
Victor: 856, 879, 802 = two-year decline of 54.

And I can’t believe we’re even having this conversation about our catcher who has been outhitting our DH for more than a year. WTF? I’m calling bullshit on your calling bullshit on my calling bullshit on Mario’s bullshit.

I mean, seriously man, BULLSHIT.

by Jay on May 20, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know how to concede a point in an argument; two-year decline is undoubtedly the bigger issue here. You stuck that in my ass.

But you can’t keep relying on last week’s numbers. Especially when they were propped up by batting average.

So I’ll say it one more time: Vic is not problem number one. He’s not problem number two. But at some point, considering the way this team is constructed, the guy who has been producing like a slugger will have to return to his XBHittin’ ways, or we’re in even more trouble than we thought when no one was thinking about Vic. That’s all.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or, instead of going back and forth, let me ask, Jay:

Are you concerned about Vic?

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course I’m concerned about Vic. But Vic has not given us seven weeks of outright suck, as several of our players have. His worst slumps over the past seven weeks have been shorter and shallower than others’ have.

He’s a 29-year-old catcher, and he’s had a fairly typical assortment of minor injuries, but he’s also had a very untypical workload. Over the last four years, he’s averaging about 1125 innings behind the plate — 132 games — compared with about 1040 innings for Pudge, who is also known as a workhorse. But at least the other guys get off-days — Victor is also averaging 628 PA per season, compared with 550 for Pudge, and the median is usually below 450.

So he’s working a lot harder than the typical catcher, and the typical catcher doesn’t age well. In any event, Victor’s problems are one of a few things:

1. The typical slump he’ll sometimes have for a month or two.
2. Nagging injuries.
3. He’s simply started to break down from four years of massive workloads.

In any of these scenarios, I’m not gonna be mad at Victor. “Mad” is what I reserve for players who are falling well short of reasonable expectations for no apparent reason at all — and we’ve got plenty. Even Victor’s early-season minor injuries alone would be enough to explain his struggles, which frankly are still minor.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

4. the off season weight loss?

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually think the hamstring really sapped his power early. He started to be a front-foot hitter. Now, even though he STILL isn’t running 100%, I think it’s starting to be more mental. Also, I think the struggles of everyone around him are resulting in him trying to play hero. He virtually refuses to take a walk. Two times last night he was 3-0, and he swung both times. He had a long AB against Cordero to end Sunday’s game, but he just wasn’t going to take a walk. Cordero finally threw a slider down and in off the plate and struck him out.

I’m not worried about Victor either. Disappointed a bit – maybe. But not worried.

by TribeJay on May 21, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder when Vic’s lack of power starts to worry us to the point of Pronk’s inability to do anything. Is this just temporary? A nagging injury? Will he ever hit for power again? I guess we can survive Pronk being a drag on the linup, but that PLUS Vic being a singles hitter might be doomsday for years.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why I said earlier it’s just Bizarro Season. I want to turn the Tribe off until July and find out they all caught up to expectations.

by tabler84 on May 20, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think there’s still an injury issue that’s sapping his power.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah he physically cannot hit home runs. No way he cracks eight this season. Or seven. I can’t decide.

by supermarioelia on May 20, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you referring to the hamstring injury on opening day?

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on May 20, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe. I don’t know for sure. They tend to linger (although I’ll admit this could be considered a long ‘linger … however, his work behind the plate could help the hammy problem last a little longer than normal.)

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Hamilton made reference recently to VM’s hamstring issues affecting his ability to push off while at the plate. And, according to Wedge, catching doesn’t aggravate it, but stretching at first base does.

by odradek on May 21, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, and that’s why you haven’t seen him at first much. Everyone is wondering why Shoppach isn’t catching Byrd like last year. I’m sure Wedge feels like he can’t afford to take him out of the lineup much and didn’t feel comfortable playing him at first in April.

by TribeJay on May 21, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even think there’s much point distributing blame at the individual level. Every player in this offense is just locked in a nose-dive. Besides which, Victor’s earned a few breaks.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIRE BAR RAFAELI!

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Bar Rafaeli: Official Hitting Coach of Let’s Go Tribe.

by gte619n on May 20, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to like Wedge, because he seemed to be less of a jerk than some managers, and seemed to have less of a jock attitude than Charlie Manuel or Ozzie Guillen. But after this season, he just seems like Charlie Manuel on heroin. He’s got as little going on cerebrally as the other managers, but he follows that up with an I-just-don’t-give-a-shit attitude.

Got in a fight with Joel Skinner, was injured by a charging Jhonny Peralta coming in from third.

by FaustosSinkingFastball on May 20, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He obviously gives a shit, but I always question how his mental/psychological approach to the team … and even a lot of his in-game decisions. I always have.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, when I see other teams imploding, their managers seem to legitimately feel awful and have meltdowns. I’m not asking for a meltdown, but Wedge just sorta always trots out there, always says the same dumb shit, always trusts the same dumb players, and then blasts perhaps the only guy with power on the team, i mean, WTF?

Got in a fight with Joel Skinner, was injured by a charging Jhonny Peralta coming in from third.

by FaustosSinkingFastball on May 20, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frankly, he should have been steaming out of the dugout on the 8th inning Grady 3rd strike call.

If I were a player, I would expect my manager to have my back like that. Wedge didn’t budge.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. This is what I was trying to get at.

Got in a fight with Joel Skinner, was injured by a charging Jhonny Peralta coming in from third.

by FaustosSinkingFastball on May 20, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Compare to John McNamara, a real wooden indian.

Wedge’s problem, I think, is not his not giving a shit. It’s caring too much, and having everybody clenching their jaws.

by odradek on May 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand what people want him to do, other than the whole Blake/Marte thing, which I think is being blown way out of proportion around here. The guys we have just aren’t performing. If our best hitters don’t hit, and our best relievers can’t get anybody out, we’re screwed. Doesn’t matter if we have Wedge, Bobby Cox, Nap Lajoie, or Tris Speaker. He’s playing who we have (with one possible exception), and they aren’t performing.

by maledicta on May 20, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s true, but damn he makes it so difficult sometimes, you know?

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or bootys. As Tony Gwynn would say.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m thinking blow up dolls in the clubhouse would be a nice change of pace.

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by emd2k3 on May 20, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

that was unpleasant.

Fuck Hawk.

by Brick. on May 20, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Beats my hand. Another pair of threes.

by odradek on May 20, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the game, great seats in the 2nd row a little bit off the left field foul, like 4 sections over. About even with Dellucci.

God I love the South Side; highlight was 3 or 4 mini-fights that broke out around our area, mostly with people wearing Cubs stuff. You get the Cleveland sucks chants (I had the road gray jersey, should of known we were in for trouble when the Tribe wore the road blues) but nothing more than that.

Can’t really recall a ball we hit that hard all night. I didn’t think it was possible, but Hafner looks more lost at the plate when you’re at the game than he does on TV.

by cheech99 on May 20, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven’t backread anything yet, and I’m sure none of you care, but I just got back from a minor league game and have made the horrible firsthand discovery that Gary Majewski is verbing creepy.

Disclaimer: this post doesn't mean what you think it means.

by AngG on May 20, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Our most diehard fans have turned on Victor.

This is the end of times my friends, the low point of the season. The proverbial sleeping pills in one hand, booze bottle in the other with your pants down at your ankles. We’ve went from warning level:orange (or condition: Lindsay Lohann) to warning level: purple ( or condition: Amy Winehouse).

Are we that far from the ill-fated words of distraught, diehard fans everywhere .. “I am emotionally divesting myself of this team”? Don’t be another statistic and utter those words .. you will feel bad about becoming a cliche.

by Toxicadam on May 21, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I know you’re sort-of kidding, but I haven’t seen anyone turn on Vic. We’re just having a lively discussion about the impact of Vic’s power drought. That doesn’t mean we’re turning on him, you know.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Victor could hit .270 with 8 HR’s and he would still be one of the most valuable players on this team.

But yes, it is discerning to see Vmart (visually) crush a ball and it doesn’t even make it to the warning track. I still remember that HR he hit in the All-star game. Effortless. Just a solid swing that firmly planted the ball 10 feet over the left field fence. Seems like an impossibility now.

by Toxicadam on May 21, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you can all stop holding your breath – I’m fine. Family called and I had to leave the thread after the first. Just finished reading the rest.

That sucked.

You guys kept it entertaining.

Also – we’re deluding ourselves. Anyone who claims to be able to stop watching this team playing is trying to convince themselves they’re not the completely dependent Tribe addict that we all know every one of us is.

If someone would like to count all the different pretty little pronouns I used incorrectly, go ahead. it’s late.

by Voltaire on May 21, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Shorter Voltaire: Following the Indians is proof of addiction.

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even shorter: Ipso facto.

by odradek on May 21, 2008 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

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