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Game Thread: May 21, 2008

Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, May 21, 2008 8:11 PM EDT


Cleveland at Chicago, 8:11 PM (STO)

Michael Aubrey gets another start, and gives the lineup that extra power presence that it's been lacking. Here's the batting lines  of the hitters after Martinez:

.227/.312/.382

.225/.279/.430

.200/.200/.800 (SSS)

.228/.315/.378

.177/.270/.242

Sorry if you were eating while reading this.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw the numbers.

We’re gonna flatten these jerks.

Irrational optimism mode: ON.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Aubrey is new and shiny.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Byrd is old and crafty.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to see Blake is still in there. He absolutely CRUSHES Vazquez to the tune of:

227/346/273

2….. 73…..

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw Pronk in there at .221 and you have a regular Murderer’s Row!

Still an Ohio boy through and through!

by TribeLoverInNewYork on May 21, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I put these notes in the other thread, but they belong here.

Weglarz “crushed” a ball to left center. (He’s a lefty)
Lake County sweeps a DH.
And Shapiro is in attendence in Akron watching Borowski, Huff, and Hodges. Huff throwing fine, but just gave up a HR and nearly a second one. And, for what it’s worth, Crowe is playing.

Minor league bats reawakening…good sign?

by dgcambridge on May 21, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

How about 12 runs for the tribe tonight?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

LOVE the approach from Grady so far. If we’re going down, let’s go down swinging.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow…a K for Sizemore…what a surprise!!!!

Still an Ohio boy through and through!

by TribeLoverInNewYork on May 21, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll take that atbat though. Solid approach.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know everything is upside down and out of whack when ben fran takes a 4 pitch walk

by mpstable on May 21, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG. Detroit has scored nine runs. NINE

I didn’t even know you were allowed to score that many IN A WEEK, let alone a GAME!!

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LIES

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

But how many have they given up?

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hafner had a good batting practice session, according to Wedge via Tom Hamilton. Call me an irrational optimist, but I’m buying it!

by SanD on May 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, at least he hit the shit out of it.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this one of those big picture things?

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know anymore.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems like it… could be.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll go with it.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw Proon, that was Pronk-styles right there. So close.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Do it, it feels kinda good.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, Hawk said he couldn’t “center it up”

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got here just in time for a commercial.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked 3 out of 4 of those at-bats.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. Huge big picture inning. No clue what that last atbat was.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It feels like forever since I was able to sit down and watch a game.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

God you’re lucky. Try not to brag so much.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Peter Sellers] But I like to watch. [/PS]

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m going to be home in Ohio this weekend and being able to sit and actually watch a game is one of the things I’m most looking forward to.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shall hope for wins for your sake. And for Jhoney not to swing like that.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you guys know we used to have Brandon Phillips AND Guthrie?

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

We scored over 1000 runs in 1999.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stomp. Stomp. Hiss

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Happy time machine indeed.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That looked easy.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Byrd is all “The heck with this, gosh darnit, we’re winning tonight!”

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean, “dag gonnit”

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 21, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or “gumbit”

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 21, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golly, I sure like to pitch!

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dellucchi right now is catching some of my ire.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Sooo….what was the deal with the FanPosts today? Some quality content in there haha. Seems like every idiot decided to show up and make suggestions that we’ve only heard a million times. My favourite was when the one guy asked everyone to keep the conversation serious.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

They were nice reads while I was at work today.

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 21, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you hear about this Barry Bonds guy?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minor leaguer in the San Francisco system, wasn’t he? Can’t hit a home run if you put it on a tee.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buncha whippersnappers.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are you so mean, Mario? What is so hard about having a serious discussion? Pfft.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that bugged me too. It’s not like he offered any commentary himself.

by dgcambridge on May 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Michael Aubrey looks MUCH smaller than I envisioned.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

his bat looks much bigger

by mpstable on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aubrey doesn’t suck! Wooo!

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe we weren’t so irrational.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hire Aubry!

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicks dig Michael Aubrey.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I appreciate his homeruns. In a purely aesthetic way.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the baseball boyfriend position still available?

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have decided to take one for the team and remain baseball celibate. The curse, she is too great.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOO HOOO. There’s your SSS.

by dgcambridge on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell is happening.

Brick, I just emailed you.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

and i have replied to you, sir. all sounds good.

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

KEEP AUBREY AWAY FROM EVERYONE. He needs to be completely removed from the general populace of the Indians bench, lest he catch whatever seems to be going around.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re witnessing the pre-over-coached Aubrey.

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s still got the same dumb look on his face as before.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIm and Benfran are really confirming our over-coaching beliefs

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, that now put Aubrey ahead of Victor by 2 in the 2008 Home Run Tally™.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

CC, Cliff and Fausto are grumbling under there breath… “Yeah, enjoy that run Byrd… you asshole…”

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This Just In: Aubrey has been benched for the rest of his life for showing up Casey.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

AT-BAT TALLY (LAST INNING)

Good – 1
Crap – 2
Awesome – 1

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

My research shows that there are no Giant Eagles in Fla.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t believe they have any Piggly Wigglies or Food Lions, either.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ve got Albertsons down there. And Publix.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i suppose that base hit bonus winner can sell the $100 gift card on ebay.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul Byrd wasn’t a free agent, DJ.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

nice throw, casey

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

is that throw gonna make wedge bench him for 3 days like it did for peralta?

by mpstable on May 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good, now Casey can’t field either. Consistency is key.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys, Wegz went yard.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s why we play the right guys

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

If you would add shrieking and ducking whenever the ball comes at him, Blake would have looked like me on that play.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP SAYING CAN O’ CORN

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck is a can o’ corn? SERIOUSLY?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a can. With corn in it.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or an easily catchable fly ball.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually when I throw 12 oz cans of corn at my buddies, it’s not that easy to catch.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The term originated way back when Hawk was a boy.

When there were stockboys in grocery stores who would reterive items for you that were high on the shelves – like cans of corn. They would pull them off the edge with a pole and catch them as they fell.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And knowing is half the battle!

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and none of us will ever get those few moments of our lives back

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Which would have me shrieking even louder if it were coming at my face.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he still put “eroo” on the end of every name? The Wimperoo. The Hawkeroo. Etc.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, Byrd.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

So, I just bought plane tickets to be in Costa Rica from Aug 4-13. What will I be missing in Cleveland Indians world?

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Where are you going in Costa Rica?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Presumably everywhere. Flying into San Jose but my friend is running a program there for the month before it, spanning most of the country, so he’s going to have the itinerary set.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

good pitching, no runs

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love the way Asdubal works the count.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, good, talking about Chicago White Sox baseball camps.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

next lesson ….
how to make it to first base on a caught third strike.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had the Hawk audio on while I ate dinner for the last 15 minutes, and I had no clue Aubrey went yard. What a guy.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What, he didn’t want them to put it on the board, yes?

I used to root for the White Sox. Then I lived in South Bend and watched them on TV.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to have a cupcake.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you bring enough for the whole class?

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, but I have one more left. I’ll upload it for you.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a good person.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Peyton your son or your daughter? You sounded a bit confused.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

peyton manning? daughter.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just muted Hawk and put on Sergio Mendes. It was pretty funny when Astro was up there.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Tall and tan and young and portly, Asdrubal Cabrera goes walking…

Or not.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except now that damned song is in my head.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal worked with Stan Gutz?

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where do you think he learned such slick glovework?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weak grounder, but another great atbat from Grades

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m torn on whether it would have been good to try and go the other way with that pitch, I like the fact that pulls the ball usually and with great power, but it seems to leave him susceptible to the outside pitch

by hans on May 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY!!! INDIANS!!! DID YOU SEE WHAT THE NEW GUY DID??! DO THAT!

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Francisco has the contagious disease.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 1 good AB there. We’re on a descending curve, team.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know where I can find Nissan Live Sets?

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

No, but maybe if you hum a few bars, I can fake it.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

new format pet peave:

??

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think if i could bitch-slap DJ with an under-ripe fruit, i would.

by Brick. on May 21, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

But do you already have a particular fruit in mind?

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am pro-pineapple.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’d use a tire iron.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recommend the kumquat

by hans on May 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I die a little inside every time Hafner goes warning track on a meatball.

Regardless, we’re going to win tonight.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m feelin good too strangely. It was that first Grady atbat of the game that kinda cheered me up.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manning: “If Cliff Lee keeps it up, he’s going to have a very good year.”

Not said with a bit of “obviously” or “duh.” Just a serious bit of profundity from the Tan Man.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Rick Manning played baseball. Professionally. He is a god among men.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smoke and mirrors maybe, but way to go Byrdo

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Current Market Price of a 1993 Topps Gold #486 Eric Wedge Rookie Card: $0.20

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sell high! Sell high!

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

my lord… why did they make one of him.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, ONE

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, there are more. eek.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and because this discussion is no good without pics…

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I say I am an oil man, you will agree.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hire Cheesy Porn Mustaches

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hire?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve gotta try something!

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

if hiring the ‘stache means we can get rid of the man with it in those 3 cards, then sure—go for it.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else think he looks like Jeffrey Jones in that picture?

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anybody checked to see if Masty and Breslow are still breathing?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

has anyone checked Wedge?

by mpstable on May 21, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re trying to get a pinochle game started with Marte. Looking for a fouth.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gutierrez is available.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 21, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mastny’s in Buffalo. It would be a long walk.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 21, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah right, I forgot.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re using ICQ.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

For who Tom or Craig? It’s not like Breslow’s busy or anything.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET THE OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION BEGIN!!!

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Just me or does Pronk’s body language look better?

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Not on that swing, but I was about to agree with you.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah don’t I feel stupid now.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

More Blake rant:

I’d like to point out that Andy Marte is 18 months younger than Michael Aubrey. Aubrey might be the future at first base, and we’ll sacrifice playing time of a 27 year old Ryan Garko to find out.

But Blake, age 34, remains in there…

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it bad if I hoped that foul tip into the dugout would’ve hit Casey?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

If it’s wrong I don’t want to be right.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I didn’t want it to kill him, maybe just put him on the DL for the minimum…

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t you be wishing it hits Wedge? Cause if Casey goes down, Carroll is our starting 3rd baseman.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

But a foul ball wouldn’t be fair.

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen men killed for less.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you’re implying that the changeup Hafner swung and missed for strike three wasn’t a ball, I suggest you watch it again.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

If any pitcher throws Hafner a fastball in the strike zone, they have not been paying attention all year.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that changeup a ball?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

yes according to pFX

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, just a really good pitch to a guy who can’t hit offspeed to save his life right now.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hafner’s? Without a doubt, yes.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

First, he has to swing at that pitch on 3-2. He has taken way too many called third strikes, and professional hitters feast on belt high pitches that are three inches off the plate.

Second, I’ve seen that pitch called a strike.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

For Tom Glavine against a left-handed hitter in 1996, yes. You can’t seriously continue to say it was a strike. It was not. There’s no way.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you under the impression that every hitter should lay off every close non-strike? Swinging wasn’t the problem. At all. Not being able to hit offspeed is the problem. There’s no way he should be taking that pitch with regularity.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The assumption you’re trying to make on my behalf is both 1) a product of your imagination 2) not relevant to this discussion.

It was a good pitch in the sense that it was a 3-2 changeup. But outside the context, it was a ball. Give it up man. It was not on the plate, And it really wasn’t necessarily borderline. Watch it again after the game if you have mlb.tv.

And swinging is the problem, especially when not swinging is guaranteed to send you to first base. Watching fastball down the middle of the plate for strike three is an issue. But chasing balls is never a good tactic at the plate. And I’d venture to say that watching BORDERLINE pitches on a 3-2 count is better practice than swinging, considering a walk gets you to first base 100% of the time and putting the ball in play falls well below that.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

the eye level probably made it look like a meatball fastball to hit, but it was outside

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Pelfrey making a run at the high WHIP title

nice pitch count.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Buck up, folks! By my calculations, we should get our second run of the evening somewhere in the next two-four innings.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Doing some back of the envelope calculations, I’ve discovered that e=my god we’re screwed.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if you forget to carry the 2.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Dellucci has any clue at the plate at all. He wanted to swing at both pitches near his head. And he took strike three. Eek.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Weglarz and Rivero each have a bomb for Kinston.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Homeland Security been called?

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok that was a pretty nice play.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this Aubrey fellow.

I wonder if he has any blood in his ice water.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s hope there is that way everyone else will drink it and turn into a good hitter.

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 21, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s supposedly pretty slick with the glove, not that Garko’s glove has been an issue.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Gark’s fine.

I just loved the cool expression on Aubrey’s face after making the play to end the inning.

“Yeah, what about it?” Nice.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many games has Peralta played against Chicago? Their radio guys just noticed there’s and “h” in his name.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Instant estimate: 58.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

“peralta has a tremendous amount of ability” as he grounds out for the millionth time

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 21, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone Jhonny shares the responsibility for the team not playing well, Jhonny.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

But the main culprit is obviously A Guy Named Andy.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baby, if you’ve ever wondered. Wondered, what every became of me…

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That works for a whole host of Andys.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought maybe Andy Richter

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Dick, all the way.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

could be tomandandy? they did a good job on the Rules of Attraction soundtrack

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Spitzer commercial woman has to be the most low-key car salesperson I’ve ever seen on TV.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish a folk singer would write a song about Casey Blake grounding out to the pitcher. I’d listen to that song all the time while sipping tea on my porch during the dog days of summer.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Maybe it could be performed on Yahoo music.

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m certain it would make its way around there

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Alvin’s is getting hammered with that promotion. It rains every day here. Somebody moved Ohio to the tropics.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he have to jump for that?

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh…he probably had another step back to take on it. Let’s just call it a robbed HR for the drama, though.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delluchi made a play!!!

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton.. geeeeeeez

by SanD on May 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nicely done.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

And Byrd’s no-no is gone. Damn.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRE ME for not knowing he had one.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kiddin eh….was a surprise to me too.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Byrd never liked that Meg Ryan…that unholy and impure whore.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

biggest cocktease in the world, that Meg Ryan.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

When was the last time Astro had a hit?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Kucinich was mayor.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Jetsons went off the air in 1963

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good idea Grady…

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

You see AsCab has to be able to fight off that pitch there, He did a good job avoiding the first few pitches that went for balls, but he’s got to be able to foul off a pitch or two when he’s at the two strike point, he could have worked that for a walk.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s been exposed on the high fastball.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really could have benifited from at least a half season at AAA this year.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crede running away from the ball there was pretty entertaining.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Can you believe all this offense?

Weglarz is 2-3 with a hr, a single, and a bb.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d promote him to whatever league is above the league the Indians play in, he’s ready.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

God we f-ing suck.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That said, we’re winning this one. Even if it has to go 14 innings, we are gonna prevail.

Back in a while, Hammy time for the drive home.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright. Maybe I was just wrong about BFran.

Then again, this is how I used to feel about Garko.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Francisco’s top year in the Bigs will probably look at lot like Garko’s 2007.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But will Ben Francisco turn into a member of the worst hitting infield of all time after that?

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

BFRAN!

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick Swisher, not a center fielder.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Can anyone tell me how close Grady’s fly out was? And did dellucci actually rob a home run?

by Chief Wahoo on May 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Not and no. Dellucci might have robbed a double.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

grady’s ball was at least a step in front of the track. never had a chance.
looch robbed a double

by mpstable on May 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Swisher played that ball like a blind man on crack.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hafner at least kinda looks scary again. Not in his swings or in the results…just in how he looks.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

This totally preceded that swing.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Hafner! :D

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

... two … runs … O M G

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s horrible how not facetiously I kind of am agreeing with this. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME, INDIANS OFFENSE?

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

a Hafner double…. yes …. it feels like an eternity since we’ve seen that.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

And another Indians player was able to run across home plate,,, I think that means good things, I forget for sure what they would call it, a ran? maybe

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we got a safety.

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thats sounds about right, he was safe at home plate, “safety”. Yes Two safeties#!!!!

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They crossed the plate. I vote we call them “platos.”

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Indians have scored two platos, while the Sox have zero platos.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have come out of the cave, scoring two platos.

I like it.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you say plato I say platato

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

That’s when the small white sphere is hit over the tall fence.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dave Bresnahan reference?

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIRE VMART EMOTION

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

David Huff is dealing in Akron again. 7.9, 6 K, 4 H, 1 ER.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

But 7.9 would really be dealing

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it just 10.0?

By the way, Cliff Lee doesn’t call 10 IP, 1 ER a good outing. He calls it Tuesday.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I miss a re-appearance of Pronk while my router was dead?

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Double ripped to right, over the bag.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry.

...is vewwy vewwy quiet

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s living on the air at LGT.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the shift on for Victor?

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah that was kinda weird eh?

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vic’s total pull-happy right now….the ChiSox are on to something.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think hes dreaming about hitting that home run?

by Chief Wahoo on May 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the second time Alexi Rameriez dumbass positioning has taken away a hit.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t look like Victor ran that hard, and that ball was hit pretty slow…

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

TREVOR CROWE IS THE NEW TY COBB.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he spike someone? Use a racial slur?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, you beat me to it.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. He just continues to suck.

I think the Trevor Crowe hype is my favorite completely undeserved hype ever.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite is Jeter hype.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys, this is what Stephen Head looks like:

Seriously.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that a moustache? bad lighting? a brooze of some kind?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remnants of pre-game M&Ms, I believe.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, somebody punched him just on the sides of his upper lip.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That man, is named Kimbo Slice.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot chocolate moustache?

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa. He got exceptionally ugly since I last saw a picture of him.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I heard that he drinks alot of caffeinated beverages.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Borowski followed up Huff with a scoreless inning.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Any velocity readings to report?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that would be new.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

85-86 according to CastroTurf.

by Fundamentals on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone read that thing about how Edgar Renteria hates Orlando Cabrera?

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Baby mama drama.

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Edgar Renteria. It’s a Circle of Life kind of thing.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there’s a rumor Orlando Cabrera hates you.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody hates me, I’m a delight.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I call shenanians.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also call my inability to type tonight.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Hey Farve, what’s the name of that Resturant you like with all the shit on the walls?”

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one who played for the ‘97 Marlins will ever be forgiven.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

get up the only man in our bullpen.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah the ole pitch around the asshole at the plate

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

We cannot waste this offensive explosion.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

BRING UP DAVID HUFF.

TO HIT.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

At the most important juncture of the game so far, the pitcher who doesn’t walk anybody walked the batter who never walks.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Irresistible force, meet my immovable object!

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this umpiring crew.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

in play, out(s)

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

OUT BY A MILE!!!!!

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT, HE WAS OUT!

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Be cool Wedge. Now the double play is set up. Again.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

With the flyball pitcher on the mound.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

>:(

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Unhappy Satan smilie.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SATAN IS ANGRY.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This I do not believe. You know Satan would bet against Cleveland.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge NEEDS to get tossed there.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Favorite Elliott Smith Songs:

1-King’s Crossing
2-Baby Britain
3-A Fond Farewell

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

ex girlfriend recently purchased a book about him with alot of interviews, she claims its solid.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

His being murdered is my fave conspiracy theory. They claim it’s suicide and he stabbed himself in the chest. c’mon.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not cheering me up, Andrew. ;_;

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know man, if a dude was going to stab himself in the heart in an act of suicide I think it would have been him which is incredibly sad, but also a testament to his art, the man was faking it.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I maintain it’s got to be physically impossible.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

After reading the Wikipedia article, I can say with a huge amount of certainty, that he was murdered… by Suge Knight.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suge would have thrown him through a window first though

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

As an Indians fan, I think I can relate to the pain of stabbing yourself in the chest.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m considering it.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

JD is strong.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

SUCKFUCK

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont believe this

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Byrd—too good to be true.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicago radio announcer actually said, “tie goes to the runner.”

Not a rule – never a rule.

What an idiot

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Clutch play by the umps there.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Chalk up another L.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, umpire. Thank you, Byrd.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably the best things about this Indians team is Nick Weglarz.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

well fuck…

Time to bring out the Gentlemen.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to die a little bit

by ahowie on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

There was NO TIE.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

OH SON OF A NOUN.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

We could use a bench-clearing brawl. Hit the batter!

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What are you talking about? We can’t hit anything.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should start with ChiSox jaws, if at all possible.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jermaine is pumped about winning the Ford Drive of the Game award.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

6 innings and 3 runs for Paul Byrd is pretty much all you can ask for.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

(paste satan smilie here)

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Protip:
>:( = >:(
>:) = >:)

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take him out. He’s done.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge only acts retroactively. Wait until the next big blow, then Byrd will be out.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t seen a single post rec’d all night. What are we doing.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m reccing as hard as I can.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

not realizing there’s a ballgame.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manning: Umpire Apologist Extraordinaire.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicago feed on MLB.tv (I know, sympathy being accepted). What’d he say?

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duh. Stupid me. Manning said that it was a close close call.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so much for byrd going 6 ip

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess the smoke cleared (of the famous smoke and mirrors)

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t blame Byrd at all. 5 IP, 3 ER? I would take that from my 5.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s 5 and a 1/3, buddy.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

5.06 ERA tonight. not too spiffy.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We went through this with Jason Johnson. That’s pretty damn good for a #5.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh lord. i hated that guy.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confirmation bias.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

A 0.14 ERA will spoil you.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah this is on the on the offense here (although Vasquez is a pretty good pitcher)

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how quickly Byrd falls off though. He’ll be motoring, then nothing. Does he feel different? Can he anticipate it? I guess not, since we would hope he would come out voluntarily.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the hitters, not Byrd.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabrera starts it with a horrible piece of hitting into RF, Byrd walks Pierzynski, who averages one walk every 5-6 games, and then a blown doubleplay ball.

Byrd coulda had so much more tonight.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The frisbee slider is back. He’s done.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that unraveled in a hurry.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Jorge Julio has been somewhat effective this season. Color me surprised.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re rather face Julio than Paul Byrd? Really, Hawk?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Most underrated Rolling Stones song: Jigsaw Puzzle.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Counterpoint: Rip this Joint

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

DD couldn’t rob that double.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

imagine if marte did that

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, the tail on these pitches combined with the velocity make the look wicked

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

as he gives up a double

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE didn’t give up anything but a fly out.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That didn’t look THAT awesome… but I think it’s probably a double with most guys out there.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming DD screwed that up?

by hans on May 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Baseball.

Forever.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The Cleveland Indians could suck a golf ball through a garden hose right now.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So can Meg Ryan.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, this went to Hell in a hurry didn’t it?

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It was an 0-2 fastball down the middle. I’m glad it did not end up 450 feet away.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

4 runs is 2 runs too much for this offense.

by oxforddave on May 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So, everybody, what do you like best about the Cleveland Indians?

Me? It’s their ragtag spunk!

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that they’re from the land of cleves.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victor and Jesus arguing there?

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fight! At least it would be a sign of life.

by rog on May 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, you come in, give up a double, and argue with Victor? You don’t want to be with this team a month from now, do you Jorge?

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice catch, Ben, but run scores.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BFRAN!! but still a Sac Fly.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The Indians need to go see Iron Man together.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Heard it was good, yes?

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good in an X-Men kind of way. It’s just cool.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of shocked I haven’t seen it yet. I’m very behind on my summer movies though.

Disclaimer: this post doesn't mean what you think it means.

by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re going this weekend to the drive in. Indiana Jones, then Iron Man, double feature.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank Christ that’s over.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate that diving bullshit when you can just stand up and catch it.

by xrickx on May 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty damn sweet catch.

Who are you thanking, Hawk? You turdfuck.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And that’s it for me.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we pick a National league team that’s winning big tomorrow night and just cheer for them?

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How the hell did I end up back in here? I think I’m delirious…

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

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