Cleveland Indians @ Chicago White Sox GameThread, Apr 4, 2007 2:05 PM EDT

Hmm. On one hand, I think everyone should be shown how awesome this place is. On the other hand, she might not dig it that much. On the gripping hand, talking to people about things sometimes makes me like them more than I would otherwise.

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by AngG on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Keep work at work dawg.

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on May 22, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So we need to score like 5 platos to tie this up right?

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

muy platos grande

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So I think the answer to “how to stab yourself to death” is “get your significant other to do it.”

That seems like work.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I believe the post-it note is crucial though

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Correct spelling not required.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

exactly

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ASTRO DO SOMETHING.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow ump. Wow.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HOLY SHIT HERE COME THE INDIANS

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, Mario … the wife has a suggestion for you. She thinks you should start referring to Marte as “Mandy” rather than Andy or Manny. And that way, you can sing “Mandy” to yourself when you’re feeling sad.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha this is quality advice…that I will take.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grady bomb… c’mon… GRADY BOMB…

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And kill this rally? No chance.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, Ozzie, is MacDougal available? :)

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HE WAS SAFE!!!

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yikes outside pitch…grady

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Huh? He was off the bag, but the tag was before he slid across the … nevermind.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

wedge was almost mad enough to take his hands out of his pockets.

by rog on May 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Don’t lie.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

He started blinking really hard, as if to fight back TEARS.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

By this time, Downey’s laughing so hard, he can barely catch his breath.
“Dude, I don’t mean to be too basal, but I always think about, maybe it’ll make my dick seem bigger if they have little hands and they’re wrappin’ ‘em around, but I might also feel like I’m gettin’ a hand job from a fuckin’ mouse, which, worse things could happen, but I’d rather get a hand job from a squid than a mouse. Which is the essence of what I’m trying to say today.”

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Awesome.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So lets say that a regular lookin’ dude, by some complete and total accident, ends up tricking a total hot girl into marrying him. 10 years later, they’re still togeather, but she somehow got hotter and our regular joe has gained 25 lbs, lost his job and hair.

When Wedge goes out there to argue, he is playing the part of Regular Joe.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This post sucked.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i love the self-deprecation here

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you know what, fire wedge.
and hire miller high life guy. there’s a man who shows that he actually cares about his job

by mpstable on May 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Freeze cam?

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

barf

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah the loss isn’t even that frustrating, its that we didn’t score a plato in that inning, when we had men in scoring position with less than two outs…... Testicular Torsion!!! and oh god, Mind of Mencia just came on the TV….oh god

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Proon’s back.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I sort of imagine Proon and Pronk like the angel and the devil on Hafner’s shoulders.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alright guys time to cheer up. From today’s USA Today:

Says Rod Allen, the Tigers’ TV analyst: “People back home are shocked. Everybody in baseball, not just Detroit, thought they would win this division. They’re booing them at the ballpark. Hammering them on the radio. It’s nasty out there.”
But, oddly enough, eerily calm inside.

“It’s so relaxed in here,” says Sheffield, who is hitting .189 with two home runs and eight RBI as he struggles with right shoulder pain. “I don’t know if that means that we don’t have a killer instinct or we’re just a real loose team. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

‘Stale and stagnant’ atmosphere

Sheffield looks around the clubhouse. It is two hours before game time against the Arizona Diamondbacks, and video is being shown of Dan Haren, the opposing pitcher.

No one is watching.

Cabrera, who had never faced Haren, is asleep in a chair. Magglio Ordonez has his back turned to the TV and is reading a magazine. A handful are playing cards.

Detroit lost 4-3, with Ordonez getting three of the six hits. The loss provided a snapshot of the year.

Unbelievable. No way we lose the division to that team.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

no need, we can just lose it to the verbing white sox. Ugh.

by mrich on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sheffield, who is hitting .189 with two home runs and eight RBI

Maybe we could get him to play left field?

by odradek on May 22, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Betancourt in to mop up.

LIKE THIS SEASON NEEDED TO GET WEIRDER.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

“I was always the guy who was like, No heroin, no crack. But it doesn’t matter if ya go ten years without doin’ it. Because on that 3,651st day, it’s yer fuckin’ turn, joker. First time someone took the powder outta the house and accidentally left a rock there—that’s the problem. Hang around the barbershop, yer gonna get a haircut.”

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Interesting how Scott’s articles really can only be quoted in Game Threads.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Remember that guy who talked early last year in here about the personality monoculture problem? Like, you need a mixture of personality types in an organization and without a little redass you maybe get a team that just plays flat or tight? I think that guy was on to something. HIRE LEYRITZ

by mrich on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Here.

Almost two years ago, in response to the first piece in which I questioned the way the Indians (and Wedge in particular) evaluate personalities.

And where the hell is Chagrin Rick, anyway?

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I really dislike living on the ground floor sometimes. SHINE YOUR HEADLIGHTS IN MY WINDOW HARDER. :(

Uh. And some baseball stuff, I guess.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Such is the state of our Tribe when this post is more interesting than anything regarding actual fucking baseball.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mrs. Tabs and I are going to KC this weekend to visit a friend, but I might undertake a stealth mission to try to steal some real hitters.

KC has to have, like, one of ‘em, right? Alex Gordon perhaps? I know Gordon would have to change positions for us, but maybe he’s open to it.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Butler in the short term, Gordon I think will have a nice career but it will take him another couple years to start really producing in the majors. Other than that, they have jack squat.

by mrich on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Gordon and his 123 OPS+ is doing ok

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Huh, I didn’t realize he was hitting that well. When I saw him earlier this year I wasn’t real impressed with his at bats. Guess that’s why I’m not a scout.

by mrich on May 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mark Teahen

by odradek on May 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I called the dugout and asked for Andy Marte. They said he was on a beer run.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

A pity atbat tonight won’t do him any good anyways. It’ll just make his won-loss record worse, and I won’t be having any of that.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They left him in Cincinnati, WKRP.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wedge: “Andy, go get us some beer.”

Andy: “In this neighborhood? This is the south side, Skip.”

Wedge: “Oh, I know, but I hear it’s improved. Take your time. Oh, and Casey wants a Zima.”

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

Hi, everybody! What the fuck?

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I’M BACK BITCHES

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

After your post above I decided that only “Sister Winter” by Sufjan could suit the Tribe’s mood right now.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How does anybody talk shit on Detroit and look in the mirror? We’re pathetic.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I believe it’s an ego defense called projection.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually screw this. The more I think about it, we’re a mix of every ego defense out there.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously. I’m eating some major fucking crow with my white sox fan friends.

by mrich on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s a little early to be eating crow.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Raffy’s dead.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m listening to Thicke. Things are desperate.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

First blush response: Alan Thicke is in baseball?

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am ashamed to say that I had the same thought.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alan Thicke IS baseball.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Canadian Baseball!

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMG ALAN THICKE IS WEGLARZ

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If some guy you’ve never seen before approaches you and just randomly man-slaps you right in the face, it’s me… and it’s because you listen to Thicke.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ya’ll don’t know soul.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol…

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You also don’t know facetiousness.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wish the Predatory Wasp of the Palisades would eat Wedge right now.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Growing Pains theme was a solid tune.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HERE COME THE YANKEES

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Betancourt innings feel completely endless in these situations, don’t they?

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Night like tonight I flip around and watch other baseball games. But then I just get depressed when I see other teams scoring in bunches. ..

by Toxicadam on May 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I saw some scores of other games and was like “You lie. It is not even possible to score that many in one game.” And then I cried a little. On the inside.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All of this suppressed sadness can’t be good for you. Just lay your head onto your keyboard and let it go.

by Toxicadam on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let’s see who has the most iTunes. I have 6,895 songs.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Most recent downloads? Mike Doughty and Glenn Phillips for me.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mine are a couple of Apes and Androids songs and KCi and JoJo.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Umm, 5 DVDs worth of Peel sessions. I haven’t even made it through the “A”s yet. They’re unbelievable.

by mrich on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I gotcha smoked, sir. I can’t even give you a total offhand, but it’s spread around 3 external hard drives (250G, 500G and 500G).

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What is the goal with this? To be able to play music continually for the next three decades and never repeat songs?

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

More or less.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But do you download illegally.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So I’ve started an online adventure BLAWWWG. While they’re reading, I’m stabbing myself in the chest, and spending those precious weekends out of the office.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What? What does this mean?

I’m so unhip.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A riff on a Jeep radio commercial that is going to be the death of me.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Funniest Steve Miller song: Jungle Love.

Best R Kelly Song nobody listens to: The Zoo.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m imagining the latter as a cover of the Simon and Garfunkel song.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dunno, him covering the Scorpions song by that name could be hilarious.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can’t wait until R Kelly is Trapped in the Closet known as prison.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

“Tom Cruise come out of the closet or I’ll cap someone”

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What do Weglarz, Alan Thicke and I all have in common?

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You’re secretly videogame characters.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Winner.

I would’ve also accepted 1) are all lumberjacks, or 2) enjoy maple syrup, or 3) are well endowed.

Nice work.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

None of you are good at banging that study chick?

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

oooooh

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You crazy Canucks.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Radar detector talk now?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

(Verse 1)
It’s like a jungle atmosphere
And we’re two monkeys baby
It’s like we’re on a vine
The way we’re swinging it baby
See, you’re a tiger girl
The way you’re scratching me
I’m a lion
In this jungle I’m a king
Girl, I got you so wet
It’s like a rain forest
Like Jurassic Park
Except I’m your sex-a-saurus baby
You and me hopping
Like two kangaroos
Rattling and moaning
Out here in these woods
(b-section 1)
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
Those are the sounds I wanna hear
When you’re moaning in my ear
Girl you’re singing to me
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
You got me locked up in your cage of ecstasy
And I don’t wanna be free cause it’s

(Chorus 1)
Wild like a zoo
And that’s the way I like it baby
Crazy me and you
Making love like we was just two heated animals
Baby come and lay with me in my jungle

(Verse 2)
Ooo, I swear I’m about to go
Turn your body around and beat the skins like it’s a bongo
A thousand birds up out the tree
Girl, like a swarm of bees
That is how it’s gonna be
Climaxing you and me
Touch the root of your soul
Let Mother Nature take control
Over us is rain and leaves
So come on girl
Let’s plant these seeds, yeah

(b-section 2)
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
Baby, those are the sounds I wanna hear
When you’re moaning in my ear
Singing

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
(Oh yeah)
You got me locked up in your cage of ecstasy
And I don’t wanna be free cause it’s

(Chorus 2)
Wild like a zoo
And that’s the way I like it baby
Crazy me and you
Making love like we was just two heated animals
Baby won’t you come and lay in my jungle

(Bridge)
Ya’ll don’t understand
Like two cheetahs running free
African butterfly to me
You’re my safari fantasy
Girl this is heaven to me
Baby we are like coconut and banana trees
(It’s a tropical)
Tropical chemistry
Like the wild life
I’m doing you baby
(I’m doing you baby)
You’re doing me baby
(You’re doing me baby)
It’s you and me
(It’s you and me)
Going wild

(Chorus 3)
Wild like a zoo
And that’s the way (Oh baby) I like it baby
Crazy me and you
Making love like we was just two heated animals
So baby come and lay with me in my jungle

(I don’t wanna break free ‘cause this is)
Wild like a zoo
Just the way I like it baby
Crazy me and you
Making love like we was just two heated animals
Girl come and lay with me in my (lay with me) jungle

(Girl I like it cause it’s)
Wild like a zoo (Wild like a zoo)
Crazy me and you (Crazy me and you, Yeah)
Heated animals (Heated animals)
Girl come and lay with me in my jungle

(Outro)
And the whole jungle goes
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Was this written in reference to a 12 or 13 year old?

Yeah, I’ve got a problem with R. Kelly.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don’t make me bust out the Barry Zito song.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All those ooo aaa are monkey sounds. Btw.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Remember the episode of Growing Pains when Alan Thicke delivers a baby on a 747?

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Or the one when they throw a party downstairs after they send their youngest daughter to bed, because she complained that they were all having fun after her bedtime? “Pony rides for everyone!”

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Remember that episode of Growing Pains where Tyler gets punched in the face cuz he’s being annoying and talking about Growing Pains?

GAWD.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Don’t show weakness, Andrew. I’m like a prizefighter … of irritating people.

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

STAND DOWN #2!

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can see why it would get to you, though, what with it being a show with a script and actors and whatnot.

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

STAND DOWN NUMBER 2.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You do know Picard called Riker “Number One,” yeah? Or are you trying to be clever? It’s so hard to tell sometimes.

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, I’m just an idiot. But now I’m bought into it.

STAND DOWN NUMBER -.

Oh, fuck this.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was a Family Ties guy. I think watching both shows caused some sort of cognitive dissonance.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

After I look that up, I’ll agree with you.

by fleerdon on May 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FLAT OUT AWFUL.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m just glad Wedge made sure to give Peralta a few days to get his focus back.

ASSHOLE.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Man we suck. We’ve resorted to comparing iTunes penis lengths during game threads.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Here in America everything’s not about dicks.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

whew thank christ

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lies.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No ways. Mrs. Tabs told me size does not (usually) matter; it happens to (at least some percentage of) all guys; and bald is beautiful.

Too bad only the last is true, and I’m holding onto my hair for now…

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha I can’t even think of a response to this.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My dry wit CARRIES THE DAY.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

GARKO = WIN!!

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

When was our last span of losing 5 in a row? 2004?

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Pretty sure we did it last year.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope, I was wrong.

Five in a row: July 14-18, 2006.

Six in a row: May 8-14, 2006.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HIRE SEVEN!

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

need a 6-run HR here gark, c’mon buddy

by mrich on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I just realized that collectively we are like bad sports annoucers … when the game goes south, we blather on about anything and everything that doesn’t really have to do with baseball.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs