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Game Thread: May 21, 2008 - 7th inning

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Cleveland @ Chicago


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And then I said, “NO WAY she’s 18…”

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

classic

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you know the Red Sox played in Japan?

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT   0 recs

I wish they would add some spice, maybe a few literary devices, some sort of suspense to these police report things. They’re just so DRY.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks. I think.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

HERE COME THE YANKEES

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT   0 recs

You know what’s a good way to start a winning streak? A 6-5 comeback.

by tabler84 on May 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT   0 recs

We should’ve traded Byrd for Dallas McPherson in the 5th inning when we had the chance. Seriously, do you think we’d get more?

/sarcasm

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT   0 recs

Flaming Lips Jam: Waiting For A Superman

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT   0 recs

I think I’d rather have the PTBNL than Delluchi at this point…

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT   0 recs

sigh

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT   0 recs

Bench JP!

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT   0 recs

I would expect Derek Shelton to pick up his pink slip tomorrow morning.

I realize it might make little difference, but something has to happen.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT   0 recs

We could really use another HR, Aubrey.

Just an idea.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT   0 recs

WTF?

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT   0 recs

HE GONE!

Hmm. Nope. Still not fun.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT   0 recs

SWING AT THAT SHIT AUBREY DOUCHENHEIMER!

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Wedge is just nodding to himself on the bench. F JP

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT   0 recs

BO-RING.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT   0 recs

Sooooo, Indiana Jones and Iron Man double feature at the drive in this weekend. Who’s with me?

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT   0 recs

high fives

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We can smuggle people in in the trunk!

If I had a trunk!

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I only have a sort of trunk. I’m not sure this smuggling people in thing is going to work. Can we fit someone small in a cooler?

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We can squeeze Carroll into the glove compartment.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

gritty.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I hear Indiana Jones is supposed to be good.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BTW I hate X-Men. And loved Iron Man.

ROBERT

DOWNEY

JR

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Tropic Thunder looks awful except for his scenes.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I liked X-Men.

And Robert Downey Jr. is a bit hot.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Brilliant casting choice.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Plus, he knows all the good places to score coke.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The best thing about the drive in is that it doesn’t actually matter.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We lost one of our two drive-ins in a tornado a few years back. I weep for it.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

My goal is to see 150 movies this year. I’m at 85 right now, which using non-scientific calculations, puts me on pace to crush that goal.

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You don’t have children, do you?

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I’m a child at heart?

by maledicta on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Only if they have those intermission films with the dancing hot dogs and the parade of marching ice cream bowls.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

They DO.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Rock. Count me in.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We’re talking high-quality Americana here.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I am going to listen to Sufjan. And weep.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT   0 recs

It’s about fucking time Manny M. put a hex on this team. On the verge of five straight since he last played.

When Manny plays: 9-3
When he doesn’t: 13-21

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT   0 recs

Really?

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Breslow alert!

by SuddenSam on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT   0 recs

Don’t tease me.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

See, now, why can’t Julio just do that every time?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT   0 recs

HA HA WE SUCK

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh Jesus.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT   0 recs

I HATE BASEBALL

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT   0 recs

Shh! Baseball will hear you and pee in your ear while you sleep.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I have already said “Fuck Baseball. Forever”

What will it do to me while I sleep?

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You don’t want to know.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Let’s just say that if you wake up in bed with the head of Ken Harrelson, you’ll know why.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So that means he’ll be DEAD, right?

I think there’s upside there.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

No, it just means you’ve got his head. He’s got yours. Sorry.

by Julie on May 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I did it… I did it for everyone…

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I am getting REAL time machined.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

ah… I see it…

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

DYE 2nd Homer. 6-2

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Remember when I posted that Julio has been effective. I was lying.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah….he does like to give up home runs alot now that I remember

by hans on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Screw these time machines.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Screw playing Marte.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It’s more the content of the time machines I was criticizing. Relax.

by supermarioelia on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Time to make myself some dinner. We’re not going to score 4 more runs until, like, Friday.

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by vbc3 on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Can we just Fire Wedge and feel a little better about things? At least temporarily?

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

Julio = Jason Davis.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT   0 recs

He started for the Indianapolis Indians today, by the way.

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by AngG on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Pittsburgh Pirates are all over reclamation projects.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I get to see this crap in HD.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT   0 recs

Curtain Call? Really?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT   0 recs

You have to take what you can get on the South Side.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Best Robert Downey Jr. Role: Dito in ‘A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints.’

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Inmate #3654262843

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I have no idea what that means.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I prefer “Strung Out Stranger in Someone Else’s House”

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ah, you mean this one:

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

By the way, guys, thanks a longtime lurker, most of you are 2 or at most 3 degrees of separation from Iron Man.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Can he build a suit to help our hitters?

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Sorry, no. Harry Lockhart in ‘Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’. He was great in a movie that was one of the most fun movies I’ve ever watched.

by Fundamentals on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That’s probably number 2 for me.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Let Marte pitch.

by afh4 on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT   0 recs

Did Breslow get lost on the way to the mound?

7th appearance in 46 games.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT   0 recs

back to Boston, breslow.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT   0 recs

HEE HEE HEE THIS IS FUN AGAIN.

Thome HR. 7-2 Sox.

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT   0 recs

Fuck me.

This is going to have to be an EPIC comeback.

by gte619n on May 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT   0 recs

You know something? Losing 7-2 somehow feels more respectable and less aggravating than losing, like, 2-1.

by Jay on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT   0 recs

I dont’ buy it. Respectable?

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by emd2k3 on May 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT