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Yawn, stretch, early Akron gamethread (Therapy)

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The Cleveland Indians are the worst team in baseball, over the last 5 games anyway. At times like this, I occasionally pretend baseball doesn't exist. Other times I look for anything positive from the minors. And other times I write bizarre, spectacular, violent, delicious clip art poetry. (Actually, I don't do that.) Anyway, I will be trying to follow the Akron game, and putting meaningless observations here. It is Lofgren after all, and we really need our system to produce some freakin' starting pitching. And hey, Hodges is there. But probably no Borowski. Also! If Lofgren is too old and damaged for you, Chris Archer is also pitching early today. Audio available for both games. And by early, I mean very very early. Why don't these games start at 1:05?

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