Yawn, stretch, early Akron gamethread (Therapy)
The Cleveland Indians are the worst team in baseball, over the last 5 games anyway.
At times like this, I occasionally pretend baseball doesn't exist. Other times I look for anything positive from the minors. And other times I write bizarre, spectacular, violent, delicious clip art poetry. (Actually, I don't do that.)
Anyway, I will be trying to follow the Akron game, and putting meaningless observations here. It is Lofgren after all, and we really need our system to produce some freakin' starting pitching. And hey, Hodges is there. But probably no Borowski.
Also! If Lofgren is too old and damaged for you, Chris Archer is also pitching early today.
Audio available for both games.
And by early, I mean very very early. Why don't these games start at 1:05?
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GAME TIME. I wish it was Kinston.
Anybody watching Real World this year? Where they are manipulating the roommates by like putting stuff in their beds? And then acting like they don’t have footage of it?
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 10:31 AM EDT 0 recs
Yes, Kinston is the most fun this year.
What kind of stuff? Should I ask?
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 10:32 AM EDT
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Like, they put rocks in someone’s bed. And a bloody napkin in someone else’s. And money in someone else’s. And then somebody’s underwear got moved into someone’s bed.
It has to be linked to a trip their going on or something.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 10:34 AM EDT
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No Josh Rodriguez today.
Josh (not calling him that other nickname) is interesting because he walks and K’s a lot, in near equal amounts, but doesn’t have good overall numbers. The other guys we have that do that are doing pretty well: Weglarz, Gimenez, Andy Old Man Gonzalez, MIlls.
by dgcambridge on May 22, 2008 10:37 AM EDT 0 recs
I’m still spooked about Mills. I feel like he’s behind the curve.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 10:38 AM EDT
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Yeah, but when you look at his numbers, the bad one that sticks out is his batting average. That makes me worry a lot less.
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 10:42 AM EDT
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Really? That .405 SLG makes me pretty uncomfortable. My other big, hidden, hulking worry about Mills is that he already hit with wooden bats in college. So, where’s it at?
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 10:44 AM EDT
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He used wooden bats in college?
The point about the batting average is that is drags down the other numbers across the board. That’s why ISO slugging is useful. When the singles start falling in, his slugging percentage will look fine. (not great yet)
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 10:47 AM EDT
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I mean, his ISO is what .160? I’m not going pop eyed over that.
Yeah, cuz he played in NAIA. It was one of his minor selling points coming out.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 10:49 AM EDT
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NAIA uses wood bats? I did not know that.
I knew he’d used wood bats in the Alaska and Cape Cod Leagues.
by Jay on
May 22, 2008 2:04 PM EDT
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I went to an NAIA D2 school and they used metal bats.
by NickFantana on
May 22, 2008 2:50 PM EDT
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I could certainly be wrong. Maybe I’m just remembering that Alaska and Cape Cod Leagues.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 2:56 PM EDT
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It turns out that only Wes Hodges used wood bats in the NAIA, because he felt more comfortable with them and was so dominant anyway.
(Please please let this become an internet rumor)
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 3:40 PM EDT
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Hmm, maybe I should use the right name if I want to start a rumor.
It was Beau MIlls who was too much of a man to use metal bats.
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 3:41 PM EDT
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Seriously though, why do they play these games so early?
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 10:42 AM EDT 0 recs
I was just thinking, does it have to do with bus trips? Do these guys still use buses? Maybe that’s why they need the early games.
I’ve also heard that these games have a lot of field trips from schools, but that seems like an unlikely reason.
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 10:48 AM EDT
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I remember hearing that last year or something, about the field trips.
But, I’m a teacher, and I can say we would be trying to get the game at noon or something so that it would likely be over at the same time as school or else we could give the kids their release at 3:15. The worst thing is an event that starts at like 10:30 because the kids won’t do anything in the morning and, if there’s time in the afternoon, that’s useless time too.
I think they still ride buses.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 10:50 AM EDT
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Yes, they still use buses in AA, I believe. They definitely do in A-ball.
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by AngG on
May 22, 2008 11:25 AM EDT
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Aeroes in order.
I know the minors are about development and all but, uhh, shouldn’t Crowe be moved down?
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 10:51 AM EDT 0 recs
Nah, challenge the guy. Despite the average, he’s not getting overwhelmed yet.
I also think , like Aubrey, you can tell what the scouts and organization think of a guy when you look at his usage compared to his numbers. And by parsing through the comments they make about him. (I don’t want to lump Aubrey and Crowe together though.)
I think that they think the guy can be a major league player. That’s why he gets ST at-bats, and AFL at-bats. Still trusting the scouts.
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 10:58 AM EDT
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Hmm. I have to say I’m diametrically opposed to the scout’s view. I see nothing redeemable about Crowe. His absolute ceiling in my estimation is Jason Tyner.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 11:00 AM EDT
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I didn’t realize this was Crowe’s 6th game. He was hurt, I assume?
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 11:01 AM EDT
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I’m watching Hotel Rwanda in class. I need a nouning drink.
by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 10:55 AM EDT 0 recs
Don Cheadles arrival to inane discussions of “Who’s the best actor in the world?”!
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 10:56 AM EDT
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I said it was inane. A bunch of college dudes sitting around and arguing Cheadle, Denzel Washington, Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, all those “Who’s who” of Hollywood actors who are “real actors.”
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 2:57 PM EDT
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Spacey doesn’t belong in there either. Penn does, Denzel I won’t argue.
by Jay on
May 22, 2008 3:00 PM EDT
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The point, Jay, is that it’s not a real or legitimate argument.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 5:39 PM EDT
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And, to expand, the reason is because of a lack of information and standard for what makes “good acting.”
I think you’d be hard pressed to find one person out of a hundred who mentions a name like Gary Sinese or John Mahoney in some “great actors” argument but they’re considered exactly that by the theatre community.
It’s just a super nuanced and weird issue. I guess ultimately, to me, a good acting performance is one you enjoy.
I don’t know who I think the best actor in Hollywood is. It’s a good question if taken seriously, I guess.
I guess Malkovich and Penn are good places to start? Daniel Day-Lewis? Denzel is great sometimes?
I have trouble taking myself seriously while doing this. I don’t feel qualified.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 5:45 PM EDT
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Aw, don’t let Jay make you feel that way. And did you see there’s a huge article on Speilberg in today’s AVClub?
by dgcambridge on
May 23, 2008 12:23 PM EDT
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I would never make him feel that way. I would in fact advise him to go ahead and develop a point of view and be confident that it’s probably about as good as anybody else’s.
by Jay on
May 23, 2008 1:41 PM EDT
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But my point is that being as good as anybody else’s still doesn’t mean much. The vast majority of people are woefully underqualified to do such a thing. Doesn’t mean some people can’t enjoy it, it just sort of stymies me.
by afh4 on
May 23, 2008 2:29 PM EDT
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I meant that as more playful than it might have actually read.
But really, the Spielberg run down is interesting in light of that epic winter thread.
by dgcambridge on
May 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT
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Curve color guy: The team that hits the most homeruns usually wins.
Hmm. Is this true?
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 10:57 AM EDT 0 recs
Paul DePodesta just wrote about this on his blog. Over the course of the year, there’s a pretty good correlation between out-homering your opponent and being in the playoffs. Reason 819 we’re in trouble.
by NickFantana on
May 22, 2008 2:53 PM EDT
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Yeah, but that doesn’t mean that more homeruns in a given game correlates to winning, right? That’s what the commentator was saying.
Maybe it does.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 2:57 PM EDT
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Two words: Rally. Killers.
"A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself."
by Fiddlesticks on
May 22, 2008 4:24 PM EDT
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Also, walks clog up the basepaths.
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by AngG on
May 22, 2008 4:39 PM EDT
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That reminds me, I’ve been thinking, should Aubrey’s nickname be Rally Killer? Because he only hits home runs.
by Jay on
May 22, 2008 11:25 PM EDT
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I guess so. I mean it “could” not. There’s certainly a possibility that a team wins all of it’s games when it homers over 4 times and more than the opponent but loses a larger number of games when it outhomers it’s opponents 1-0, resulting in a high total homerun count but a losing record in games where they outhomer opponents. I mean, that’s possible. It’s absurdist probably.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 5:47 PM EDT
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I’m unable to listen currently. Feel free to share anything interesting that happens.
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 11:05 AM EDT
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Apparently Lofgren has a good move. The Curve guys knew about it.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 11:05 AM EDT
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2nd scoreless inning for Lofgren. Doing it Paul Byrd style.
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:02 AM EDT 0 recs
The most interesting guy to me on the Aeros is Randy Newsom. A soft tossing, sidearmer that has a 3:1 GO/FO, and very few HR’s in 100 innings of work. i don’t think he will be a closer one day .. but he could be a very important part of the bullpen one day.
by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 11:04 AM EDT 0 recs
Yeah, but what’s with all the walks right now. Can’t happen.
by dgcambridge on
May 22, 2008 11:06 AM EDT
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A lost cellphone story! The cellphone fell in the toilet. Hilarious!
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:05 AM EDT 0 recs
Wes Hodges just drilled a ball to center for a triple. So he’s not as fat as he looks in the pictures.
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:06 AM EDT 0 recs
Whoever hits after Hodges popped up. Panther at the plate
RAWR!
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:09 AM EDT 0 recs
Panther got hit by a foul ball. Hobbling around currently.
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:11 AM EDT 0 recs
I’m thinking about no longer following the Indians, just following their affiliates.
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:12 AM EDT 0 recs
I’ve found bad years are often soothed by the minors. At least one dude’s going to get called up from the minors. That’s almost like winning.
Not really.
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by AngG on
May 22, 2008 11:27 AM EDT
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Nate Panther strikes out.
Runner still at third, 2 outs.
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:13 AM EDT 0 recs
Camacaro grounds out. Hodges stands at third for an inning then goes to the dugout to get his glove.
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:14 AM EDT 0 recs
Curve guys talking about how he might play today and bat 2nd for the Pirates tonight.
CLEVELAND INDIANS: HELL, AT LEAST YOU DON’T CHEER FOR THE PIRATES
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 11:21 AM EDT
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He got the pitcher to ht into a double play, getting Powell at 2nd.
by afh4 on
May 22, 2008 11:25 AM EDT
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Constanza bunts his way on. Apparently he does that a lot.
by afh4 on May 22, 2008 11:27 AM EDT 0 recs
Andrew’s just playing hard to get.
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by AngG on
May 22, 2008 11:29 AM EDT
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