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Game Thread: May 22, 2008

Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, May 22, 2008 8:11 PM EDT


Cleveland at Chicago, 8:11 PM (STO)

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FREE MANNY MARTE FOR FUCK’S SAKE. there.

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um…Let’s Go Tribe?!

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Bout time. GFP and I were chomping at the bit to complain about something…I just can’t remember what now…

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

So just to highlight the lunacy of looking at Marte’s numbers to date, and the lunacy of SSS:

Marte 2008: 3-26, no extrabase hits, 2BB, 6K
Casey vs. LHP 2008: 4-24, no extrabase hits, 3BB, 5K

Yeah it’s really clear why Blake is the unquestionable choice tonight against Beurhle.

Marte’s 2008 against LHP: 1-3, 2BB, AND A 933 OPS! WOOOO!

Oh Mandy…..

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

One of you guys who knows how to find and examine BIP #s better than me can check this:
Is it me or has Grady been extremely ‘unlucky’ on balls in play?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends on how you look at it.

Overall, he has .288 BABIP for the season, which is pretty normal.

March/April – he was very lucky, with .329 BABIP. In May it has been .217. So recently, he has been unlucky. Good call.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, that seems right

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, his career babip is .331. so his current .290 is really unlucky

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

From here, his BABIP is .290 this year, which isn’t unusually low.. but his career BABIP is ~.337 or so, so he usually turns balls in play into hits in higher numbers than he has this year.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

for the record i liked ben fran’s at bat there

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

proooooooooooonnnnnn

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i’ll go on record and say it now: i think chuck was right

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

what did he say?
we suck?
we can’t hit?
we’re gonna finish in second-last place?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, didn’t realize Laffey had eclipsed Lee in the ERA chase. Not enough innings, but still unreal.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

What is his ERA?

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

higher than Lee’s in a minute

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh dear

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.35 right now.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.67

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this a replay of yesterday’s 6th inning?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

we lose.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue Clinical Skills time. See you in a few hours guys.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

you can go for that long? props

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

cue funk music

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can haz jazz gitar

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did he become Jumaine Dye?

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh come now, we’re still in the rational range of catch-up probability here!

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

wrong. i’d say the WPA is at about 97%

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dark days are these.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

how’d those first two pitches to thome look?

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

OK so Laffey is still tight

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I would very much like a re-creation of our last 2nd inning with Mark Buerhle right here.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is she cross-eyed?

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dismissive, I’d guess. :)

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

she came up under an image search for rolling her eyes, which I did at vbc’s comment

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has society turned on Ian Kennedy?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Things that have also turned on Ian Kennedy: ERA, WHIP, DERA, PRC, K/9, and RSAA.

by maledicta on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

boy i bet the tigers would like to have andrew miller back

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that was a fucking pathetic half inning

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s over already? I’m not watching, trying to reduce my stress.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

O M G … CASEY U SUCK BALZ

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

That was a TERRIBLE re-creation there, guys.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s what she (above) said.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

typical casey blake at bat. swings at ball 3 up at his shoulders, takes strike 3 right down the middle.
but i bet he looked great in BP

by mpstable on May 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope we get no hit tonight.

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be the best way to lose in order to get things happening

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET’S GO OUTS!

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I do love our starters.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least andy marte’s bat got into the game

by mpstable on May 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

did jhonny scorch that one? because there’s no excuse to be first pitch swinging and not hitting the ball hard

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Say it ain’t so
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Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

vs. buehrle with groundball pitcher on the hill for us?

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and 1h 51m

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That run scored in the 7th, and in this game we will give up more than 1.

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ooooo, Buerhle lost the strike zone?

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

got something going here

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

so basically to us 1 run is an insurmountable lead?

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

NOPE!

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

We scored a run! Hide the women and children!

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOA LOOKA THAT RIBBIES

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, just a ribby.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

just one…of course

by Chief Wahoo on May 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least Proon made Buehrle work before flying out to end the inning

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

When’s the last time this offense actually produced and sustained a decent rally? 2007?

by Chief Wahoo on May 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

How come that little crap job fell safe to the earth and Ben Francisco scorches one right at the shortstop. This is just wrong.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

the gods are angry that marte hasn’t gotten a fair shot

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty much what Extra Innings is saying too.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on May 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

bullshit hits. laffey has had so many bullshit hits against him

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i like GBs

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Here it comes guys, the Victor Home Run, this has gotta be the inning

by Chief Wahoo on May 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Or all that for a pop-up, sweet

by Chief Wahoo on May 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Kasey – that was at your eyeballs! and that next one was at your feet! Meanwhile, Andy Marte looks for someone to play dominos with.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously, wedge needs to go. he’s proving daily that he’s not fit to manage

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this point, doesn’t it go past wedge? i mean, how badly can one group of seemingly-capable players suck for an extended period of time? it’s embarassing, and i tend to think it’s more on the on-field stuff than the manager now.

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but this is just unacceptable, and someone should get shit canned. and it’s not like he’s doing his job well (with all the caveats that the manager honestly doesn’t do that much, but if that’s the case shouldn’t he do those things right?)

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i know jay thinks less of me now

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minimal accountability for opinions about big decisions during game threads.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hear you…by no means am i defending wedge’s job so far. just seems to me that it’s sort of self-defeating to drop him right now. who’s the manager if he’s out, willis? i know it’s canned, but it looks like shelton is going to have to be the fall guy unless the hitters go on a 2-week .750 BA streak here soon. i think b/w the offense sucking and the pitching going nuts, wedge may grade out at a C+/B-, or pretty average for now.

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We shouldn’t fire Wedge, but you won’t find many people with an ill word to say about Carl Willis right now.

by maledicta on May 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve got nothing bad to say about Old Carl, believe me. but i don’t see him as the manager of the Indians, do you?

...Carl…good to see you…

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but I don’t see them firing Wedge either.

by maledicta on May 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummmm Vmart hurt?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

uh oh, victor was pulled

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

HEGAN: DID HE CATCH IT?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

laffey is in control now

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened to Victor?

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on May 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s out of the game. No word yet why.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

9:13 update – Hammy doesn’t know yet either

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

tehre’s a shocker

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this is fucking shitty as hell

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

*has been

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

A year ago today we were 27-16, 1/2 game up on the Tigers.

by maledicta on May 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I looked this up today also. It was sobering,

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

left index finger for vmart

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

this game seems familiar

by MikeCP on May 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey everyone. I see the offense is rolling right along, again.

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

we’re activating borowski tomorrow

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Adios, Gutz

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think they’re gonna DFA him?

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wait, he has no options?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

then nevermind

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

our power threat?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice. But can Borowski hit?

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, not a requirement to play for this team.

by maledicta on May 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

These 8pm starts throw me off a ton, you guys. So uh. Hey.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i was sort of hoping they would throw the bats off, too…considering the “on” position of late has been akin to “suck”

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

gameday has those last two as absolutely perfect strikes

by Gradyforpresident on May 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the hardest bunt single I’ve ever seen

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

interesting discovery I just made (pdf)
http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/pressbox/downloads/y2008/cle/aubrey_gutierrez.pdf

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

that says pronk just K’ed, huh?

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah. It was the ole strike ‘em out, error on the SS on the throw from the catcher

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY HEY LET’S GO TRIBE clap, clap, clap

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So…how did we score that run?

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

The same way I scored in college. Pity and luck.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Adam, you’ve got this all wrong. See you’re supposed to say “Pity and luck” and then I say “You mean, the same way you scored in college…”

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m no Lou Abbot, that is for sure.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was gonna say divine intervention. Same thing.

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think John Adams should travel with the team

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

it really sucks that the offense is so bad that we can’t even spend a minute on how freaking awesome our 6TH STARTER is

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we really going to send down a guy with a sub-2.00 ERA to the minors? Is that really going to happen?

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe this will help the tight booties….

by dwight on May 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

hahah

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Admittedly, I was confused by your post.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh good, I wasn’t the only one

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go now Aaron Laffey. You just keep getting guys out. The bats have got to come around at some point.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

what’s he topping out at tonight?

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea, I’m following the game online tonight, my wife is watching a documentary of some sort.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it when Laffey strikes people out.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Fortunately, Thome never hits well against us.

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

ok casey – you need to go

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

sit him for 3 days so he can get his focus back. or would that not be fair to casey blake?

by mpstable on May 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, even I’ll say it. HIRE MARTE!

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

can someone help us online watchers out here…how did quentin just teleport from first to third?

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Wild pitch, followed by a throwing error.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh – good call. I got confused.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

U.S. Cellular vortex. Also called Casey Blake dropping a foul ball.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tried to steal on a strikeout. Shoppach’s throw hit him and went into the outfield

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who messed that up. Maybe I should look at the tv instead of my computer screen

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

z

ok team, mind getting our ERA king a run?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

My name is Erik Brady, and I approve of Aaron Laffey.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

but will you take this opportunity to officially repudiate the Indians offense and their offensive, despicable, indefensible (or maybe overly defensible) behavior of late?

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You only have to repudiate the despicable behavior of your supporters. Our offense isn’t supporting anyone.

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

except opposing ERAs…(rimshot)...i’ll be here all week…

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apologies to MLK Jr.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to pre-emptively rec this in the hopes that it turns green so that I can find it later and read it.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

FREE ANDY MARTE.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Is lower right Ratzinger?

my helmet has, like, no pine tar on it.

by joeee on May 23, 2008 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

if they don’t think Jake can pitch by 5/27, laffey stays. we’ll find these things out together

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I would like to see Ryan Garko hit the ball hard.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Will you settle for a walk?

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

CASEY FUCK YOU

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

nice inning

real nice

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT. WOULDN’T. BE. FAIR.

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=An8zTgqiZAt8lBkUdZ6wUdIRvLYF?slug=indianshittershavebecome&prov=tsn&type=lgns

Even the Sporting News hates us.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

UR DOIN IT WRONG

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That link reads indian shitters

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Try this link instead) http://tinyurl.com/5fhkvx

lol nice catch

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like “Wedge is running out of cliches”

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

its official. we suck monkey butt

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I really believe this

I could pitch against the Cleveland Indians major league baseball club, and give up fewer than 5 runs.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

what is the keyword WTAM just said to see vic kicking the bucket?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d also like to see this.

by jhon on May 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounded like “Enter keyword bleh”

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, is it time to turn this over to the bullpen to blow?

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

193 lousy comments? That’s it?

This does not bode well for ticket sales.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s a Mendoza line game thread

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll take exception to the characterization of these comments as “lousy”. every single one has been a gem, Jay

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m backreading back when I actually kept a sports blog. LET ME INDULGE MY NARCISSISM.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s 96.5 posts per hit

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m about two minutes from busting out my Ipod playlist.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re Andrew’s sockpuppet?

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think everyone’s just been waiting with baited breath for my return from Clinical Skills.

I’m back. We did gyne today. nuff said.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Palcal

I am without internet in the home. It’s killing me. I can’t watch.

Loved your latest polemic.

Right guy coming to bat.

by jhon on May 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Polemic.” So that’s what they are. Thanks for that.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t believe dellucci made an out

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge usually likes to save him for lefties.

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

laffey has given up 5 earned runs in 33.2 innings. 4 of those runs came in that 6th inning against the yankess. his ERA was just some really bad luck away from being a lee-esque 0.27

are they really going to send that guy to buffalo and keep byrd?

by mpstable on May 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I made a similar comment up top. I wonder if a pitcher with 6 starts and a sub 2.00 ERA has ever been sent back to the minors?

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t believe cabrera made an out

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got here … Laffey’s obviously good, offene is obviously still the 2008 Cleveland Indians.

And what the hell happened to Victor?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Any word on the seriousness?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t heard anything yet

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks … you going to the Rockies/Indians games next month? I’m going to the Tuesday and Wednesday games.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn! I’m going on Thursday. I was going to buy you a beer.

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer … I’m leaving for Coeur d’Alene that morning.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you supposed to be studying for the bar?

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

In theory. I’m taking a bunch of the Barbri stuff up there to study. June is triathlon month. July is study month.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck with all that. Maybe we can get together to watch a game at a bar sometime this summer. I should be done grading con law finals by, oh, August.

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds almost as much fun as taking a con law final.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

97 times the fun, as it turns out

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure I understand why Hawk is saying that Grady has a tendency to hurt the Sox late in ball games. Doesn’t he hurt them more early in ballgames?

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

probably because the hawk is a gaping asshole

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically so he can say, “REAL nice job right there by [insert Sox pitcher’s nickname here]” when they get Grady out.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linebrink is really good. But I still hate his contract.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

So we’re on the verge of scoring more than four runs in only 4 of our last 23 games. WOW. WOW.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

26 runs in 10 games.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever, Laffey is still fucking awesome.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

7+, 1 run, responsible for a runner on 1st. And a no decision. It’s a good thing the Indians are smart enough to know wins are a meaningless stat. Unless, of course, you want to win games.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily a no decision.

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m doing my best to be optimistic.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, someone please get a screenshot of Blake looking down at Wedge’s junk there. Priceless.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Standing ovation.

The best young pitcher no one talks about.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed, friggin awesome work by Laff.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fewest Runs Scored

Fewest
AL
Washington
380
1909

NL
St. Louis
372
1908

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you guys hear about this thing? I just found out about it today.

Link

The Sox announced last week that they terminated the employment of three members of the team’s Latin American scouting staff: Wilder, full-time scout Victor Mateo and part-time scout Domingo Toribio. The firings resulted from the findings of a two-month probe by Major League Baseball’s Department of Investigations.

An MLB investigator confirmed to the Chicago Tribune that the probe involved skimming of finances, but because it is now a federal investigation, everyone involved is being tight-lipped.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice location by Masa on those pitches.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got back from seeing Indiana Jones. Looks like I did not miss anything.

by RachelAnn on May 22, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I liked it. There was definitely some strange parts to it, but I won’t give anything away.

by RachelAnn on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping it was watchable, at the very least.

by bewwolv on May 22, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not great, but it’s definitely watchable. Some great action, but odd plot points, too.

by RachelAnn on May 22, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

just back from watching it… I stopped watching the Indians game in the 7th… I think I would have rather watched the end of this crappy game than pay 9 bucks for Indiana Jones… yeah, it was that bad.

by Ryan Kelsey on May 23, 2008 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reviews tell me I am not missing much by being here.

Tribe fan from far, far away

by LGT Patrick on May 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it as exciting as Hawk and DJ?

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what I’ve heard, you didn’t really see much either.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Ironman today – how was Indiana?

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person

by jakesinger777 on May 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Indy teach our bullpen how to get out of a jam?

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

or our lineup how to get an opposing pitcher into one?

by mpstable on May 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That can’t possibly be referring to a White Sox pitcher.

by bewwolv on May 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, this game really jumped forward while I was editing my speech.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m going to be sick if Persda;lkjggdshg;lkdj lkjashdv beats us again.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A FUCKING CAN OF CORN

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

fire looch’s arm

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That throw was just flat out sorry.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can a corn for Sizemore.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

HEY HEY, LET’S GO MASA clap, clap, clap

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow thank goodness we had Looch in left and not BenFran.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

>:(

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t get a good look, but it seemed like we had some cutoff man shenanigans going on there. Who was screwing up what?

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Cutoff man or not, that run was coming home with the quality Looch’s initial throw.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah the man getting to second, I get you now.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

the throw didnt cost us the first run, but it sure cost us the second

by mpstable on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much the whole sequence.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I checked on DVR – no problem with cutoff man – Looch just had such a weak throw that cutoff man grabbed it.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, the cutoff man didn’t get it cleanly, that’s why the batter was able to advance to 2B.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha – I guess I didn’t see it as his fault because I was fully expecting it to be a play at the plate.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, under the best of circumstances there probably is no play at the plate, because their pinch-runner was fast as hell.

That should have worked in our favor — the obvious lack of play at the plate should have improved the focus on not letting the batter get into scoring position. But that only works if Blake doesn’t muff the catch.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

How fucking deep was Looch playing there? Jesus Christ.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

And you know we cannot win this game now, right?

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person

by jakesinger777 on May 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously. Did we ever figure out how to stab yourself to death?

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a sad truth.

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRE MASA

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

and the man who kept him out there

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

this game is over

by dwight on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Laffey going to get tagged with the loss. That sucks.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I HATE EVERYTHING.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody tell me why fuckstick Wedge pulled Laffey again, and sat Marte again?

by cheech99 on May 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Because winning is for suckers.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am going to go ahead and assume this is bad.

by bewwolv on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

This feels worse than those two Yankees sweeps last year.

Rock bottom.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Splendid.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

No matter what you want to say about this inning, we still have only 2 hits.

You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person

by jakesinger777 on May 22, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

These were the kinds of games we would win last year. Our offense would poop the bed, but our bullpen would hold it close until we broke through in extra innings.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record, that was Casey Blake that muffed the cutoff and let the runner get to second (and thus to score).

by Chemo on May 22, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

We have DVR confirmation on this? before I fucking explode for no reason.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

BASLERIUEWBLRIWUEBRL IUWBELIRU BWERBSJKHEDBF KJSHEBR

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched it again. I don’t think Casey gets the guy at 2B even if he fields it cleanly. It was that bad of a throw.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be, it was hard to observe live, the camera switching was poor.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, that’s what I was trying to figure out.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We may be approaching rock bottom. It’s tough to imagine this getting worse.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember the hot hand theory.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008=year of insurmountable suck= maybe 50 wins at the rate we’re going

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I would rather watch the Kinston lineup score one run on two hits. Honestly, at least we could be optomistic.

by bewwolv on May 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

The funniest thing about this season is the most likely candidate to be the sacrificial lamb is…Andy Marte. Haha geez.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be appropriate in that the object sacrificed is supposed to be innocent

by mpstable on May 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

jay, you’re typically a pretty rational, glass-half-full type of guy…you got anything to keep us on the ledge (and not jumping) after this 6-game stretch?

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Laffey under team control through 2013?

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could still win Rookie of the Year, right?

by cheech99 on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffalo’s in Columbus this weekend. Me and the wife are going tomorrow. It’s Bob Evans Buck a Brat Night!

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t tempt me. I’m doing some A-ball in Fort Wayne this weekend but the lure of the Bisons and a park I haven’t yet been to is also great. Hmmmmm.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

See if any of the Bisons can hit

by Denver Tribe Fan on May 22, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY. I AM FIRING EVERYONE.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

can we keep Grady and our rotation??? plzlllllllzzzzzzz

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN REHIRE THEM LATER. EVERYONE IS GODDAMN FIRED.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Shapiro won’t stand for that kind of operational inefficiency

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t fire Laffey. Or Lee. Or CC. Or Fausto. Or Jake. Maybe Grady. Just everyone else.

by peter m on May 22, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m stunned into silence at this point.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m fresh out of polemic.

Might be time to bring back the “Trade Everyone!” series.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh… time for football season already?

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s not invoke the Clowns in May. Please.

by bewwolv on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The dagger in heart of this game will be the fact that we have to watch our “heart of the order” fail and flail in the last frame.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Any chance BenFran nails either of those runners at the plate? Or at least maybe they don’t send the second guy?

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it couldn’t hurt

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought either one should’ve been close, but Jay is right – the guy on 2B when Quentin drove in the lead run had burners.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

First guy, no chance really. Ben Fran isn’t Ichiro anyway, let’s not overdramatize this.

Second guy could have been prevented by a better play on the first ball, which reportedly was poorly thrown by Dellucci and also poorly received by Blake.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts on the second one were that the Sox 3rd base coach didn’t even hesitate sending the runner…and maybe Ben would’ve made him hesitate just a bit. Maybe nothing.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the same. Did you notice the enormous smile on his face while Dellucci was picking up the ball?

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think news of Francisco’s arm striking fear into opposing third-base coaches has been slightly exaggerated.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not talking about Ben’s rep or lack of a rep, I’m talking about how the first throw likely wouldn’t have sucked, thus creating more fear than Looch’s noodle arm throw did.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not bring Perez earlier? I’m not so sure about the decision that this Wedge guys makes.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i never was sure of this said guy’s brain

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cannot envision a scenario where hafner gets on base and eventually scores

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Righty/lefty. Dye and Quentin.

by peter m on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shelton get fired tonight? Something?

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I’VE FIRED HIM IN MY HEART.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I was just going to post this. Maybe the end of the month, at the most.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although I guess the last thing you would want to do now is fire the one guy that might actually be able to improve our hitting. Gotta figure we’re looking for a replacement right now though.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to go prooooooonnn

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

what is that strikeout #10000000000000000000000000000 for hafner this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t worry .. he’s taking great batting practice.

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That number seems high, but i haven’t seen the stats so I can’t say for sure.

by Chemo on May 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s got a bet with Dellucci to see who can strike out the most.

by peter m on May 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

When can we start talking about what we’re going to get for CC?

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh prospects?

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on May 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can start talking about our chances for 2009 at this point… cause the way i see it, if they keep playing like this… its over

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear Goodyear is nice.

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

power from the C spot. of course not enough

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

K looking. Really Pronk. Looking?

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

come on – it’s hte 9th inning. he wants to just see more pitches. to tie one up later.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we made him throw more than 6 pitches tonight. God, that sucked.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW. THANKS FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP THERE, HAMILTON.

YOU’RE FIRED TOO.

FUCK THIS. I’M GOING TO BED.

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

My post earlier up just feels so empty now.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

which means I shall’nt read it.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t say that – I thought it was well crafted. At least it took your mind off the actual game for a few innings.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no crying in baseball….but right now that’s all I want to do.

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on May 22, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

The real shame tonight was that Casey lost his three game hitting streak, which had shot his average from .223 to .229.

by Chemo on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Always thinking of the big picture.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, who gets thrown under the bus? Or, do we have another closed door meeting and a pep talk about grinding and fighting through it. I’ve had it. It really IS time for a change.

A suggestion: hire a hitting coach who is aware that it’s possible to hit to the opposite field and can explain this principle to hitters.

by peter m on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HIRE VOTTO AS HITTING COACH

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Being thrown under the bus would infer that they don’t realize how awful they are. They should all voluntarily lay in front of the bus and let it drive over them.

by bewwolv on May 22, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The driver would probably miss.

by peter m on May 22, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Only if they let Hafner or Blake drive the bus.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on May 23, 2008 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

We face Gabbard tomorrow. Gabbard throws with his LEFT hand. If Casey starts, I’m actually not watching the game. I swear to god.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe pronk goes to Buff to clear the way for JoeBo?

by DontCallMeJoey on May 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s two ways to look at this:

1) It’s only May!

2) Fuck… its only May?!

by Toxicadam on May 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously. This is one of those moments when you question how you could possibly subject yourself to four more months of this. And your family.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think my wife may be a little frightened right now. Good call.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only get away with obsessing about the Indians while they’re actually good, so I’m hoping for a quick fix.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

3) pray for a .400 WPCT at the AS break

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

so how ‘bout them cleveland gladiators? arena football is all we have until browns season

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I have Quentin on my fantasy team and it just feels dirty.

by steincat on May 22, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Lucky for me I hate baseball.

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

wow i just realized i can get paid millions of dollars and strike out 5 times a night too!
i guess i overlooked playing for the indians as a career choice

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

you can be batter while i am the nightly opposin pitcher

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

gary busey can manage

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about Carlos tosca?

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

When we lose and suck every single fucking night, it’s getting a lot easier to take. Like I’m not even worked up right now.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

lucky

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m kinda there, too.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Typically after a loss, I go downstairs screaming and ranting, but lately….I just kinda move on with life and don’t even really think about these losses too much.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, this is the first time I’ve gotten really pissed off about a game. I’m going to be shouty and out of synch for a little bit, I fear. It took me longer to get angry. It’s going to take me a while to get to the point y’all are at.

I hope this doesn’t keep up long enough for me to reach that point, to be honest. :\

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on May 22, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

thing is, we get worse every game.

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just more dumbfounded than anything. I wonder if Wedge’s head might be the first to roll. This team has quit on him.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on May 22, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pitching should quit on the batters just for spite

There's always next year...and the next year...and the next year...

by HireRockyColavito on May 22, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be one thing if he understood righty-lefty interaction… but he doesn’t even knwow that .

Give Marte a Chance. FIRE SHELTON. Find Wedge a Hot Seat.

by westbrook on May 22, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he ordinarily gets that stuff right.

by Jay on May 22, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would be so glorious. And let’s hire a Hispanic manager just to really be different. Our lineup tomorrow against a lefty would be:

Grady
BenFran
Dog from Taco Bell Commercials
Vic (even if his finger is broken)
Jhonny
Gark
Gutz
Aba
Manny

Imagine how that lineup would perform for a Manny Acta type guy? OHhhhh gooddd…I just made a mess of my keyboard.

by supermarioelia on May 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply