Ozzie Guillen and Eloquence
Classic Ozzie, running the gamut of blame.
It's fun to guess what expletives he actually said. I think I can nail it down with a 95% confidence level.
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“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep].”Works for me. I never liked “White Sox” as a nickname anyway.
by Fiddlesticks on May 5, 2008 1:19 PM EDT 0 recs
The Chicago White [Bleep] – seems like a biological impossiblitity though it has a nice ring to it.
"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.
by Harry Doyle on
May 5, 2008 4:57 PM EDT
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Actually it’s not biologically impossible – it’s indicative of a loss of bile production. As Judy Tenuta usta say, “it could happen”.
"the most vehement Yankee-hating guy I know" - Jay
by mauichuck on
May 6, 2008 7:52 AM EDT
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Which is ironic, because watching the Sox and Ozzie tends to increase my bile production
"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.
by Harry Doyle on
May 7, 2008 10:37 AM EDT
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Suggestion for a new logo for the White [Bleep]s hats:
by Fiddlesticks on
May 6, 2008 1:15 PM EDT
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From Hoynes (sheesh, why do I keep reading Hoynes?):
Asked if he ever felt like going Ozzie, Wedge laughed and said, “I’ve got that inside me, but that’s where it stays.”
When Wedge really loses his cool – and last week’s rant after the Mariners series does not count – it’s gonna be epic. William Hurt in Alien epic.
by macasson on May 7, 2008 12:56 PM EDT 0 recs











