Game Thread: May 9, 2008
Toronto Blue Jays @ Cleveland Indians
Toronto at Cleveland, 7:05 PM (STO)
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G. Sizemore cf
F. Gutierrez rf
D. Dellucci lf
V. Martinez c
J. Peralta ss
T. Hafner dh
R. Garko 1b
A. Cabrera 2b
C. Blake 3b
by TonyH on
May 9, 2008 6:39 PM EDT
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HIRE MARTE
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by Gradyforpresident on
May 9, 2008 6:49 PM EDT
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big crowd tonight …
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by Gradyforpresident on
May 9, 2008 7:02 PM EDT
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I almost went.
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:02 PM EDT
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I meant here …
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by Gradyforpresident on
May 9, 2008 7:03 PM EDT
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ahh yes. That too.
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:04 PM EDT
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LOL more Wilkerson.
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:02 PM EDT
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anyone else having problems with mlb.com?
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by Gradyforpresident on
May 9, 2008 7:03 PM EDT
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Seriously hire marte what the hell. This is why I was torn after Casey doubled yesterday.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:04 PM EDT
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Good to see we’re countering Halliday with our third best lefty.
by SuddenSam on
May 9, 2008 7:05 PM EDT
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we better not lose to a team that signs FAs in the afternoon then plays them at night.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:06 PM EDT
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Pat Tabler just said “CC is rounding into shape”. I giggled.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:06 PM EDT
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are you sitting next to pat tabler? is really gainfully employed as an annoucer somewhere? most importantly, does he still maintain one of the all-time mullets?
by DontCallMeJoey on
May 9, 2008 7:11 PM EDT
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couldn’t possibly be worse than cone, right? pat borders must have been busy…
by DontCallMeJoey on
May 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT
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Tabler’s pretty bad, but when he gets a day off we get to listen to Rance Mullinicks…so I’ll take Tabler thank you very much.
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May 9, 2008 7:15 PM EDT
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:07 PM EDT
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I think I read in the PD that Blake has the best career numbers against Halladay, albeit just 4-11. I do hope we see Marte twice this series, though it’s four tough righties in a row.
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:17 PM EDT
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Right, because we can really use Blake’s .238/.307/.413 line vs. RHP.
by fleerdon on
May 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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Hammy with the Justin-bashing.
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:18 PM EDT
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Over-under for Tribe runs in the series: 10
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:18 PM EDT
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I said a couple days ago that whatever the over/under for either team was this series I’d take the under.
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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Thank goodness the o/u for the Jays is about 5
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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Over – only because they are playing 4 games. One of ‘em has to be a stinker for the Jays
by steincat on
May 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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Patience tonight boys…Doc averaging over 8 innings per start this year. And no, that first inning wasn’t what I had in mind.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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Halladay’s been ridiculous this year. Perhaps another 1-0 game, this time for the good guys.
by xrickx on
May 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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Inglett is 7-21 for Jays. Too bad Johnny Mac just went on the DL.
by palcal on
May 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT
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sorry 10-33 overall, 7-21 on the road
playing LF,RF as well as 3B
by palcal on
May 9, 2008 7:21 PM EDT
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Haha for once your stats are kinda useless.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:21 PM EDT
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Inglett was just optioned down to Syracuse.
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May 9, 2008 7:21 PM EDT
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FIRE WALKS TO NEW AQUISITIONS
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:22 PM EDT
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CC you just walked Kevin Mench. KEVIN MENCH. Smarten up.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:22 PM EDT
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Yeah, CC looked really good right away, but he’s having trouble with the fastball.
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:23 PM EDT
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For some reason when I look at CC tonight I think the word “throwing”
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:24 PM EDT
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Yeah, when he limits falling off the mound, he’s better.
Thank you, Lyle.
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:25 PM EDT
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Just feels that when the ball leaves his hand he’s praying he hits the strike zone. Contrast that to Cliff Lee who tells the ball where it better fucking go.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:26 PM EDT
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...and if it doesn’t, it’s in BIG trouble.
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:27 PM EDT
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He’s just not missing close to the zone, so there’s no reason to swing.
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May 9, 2008 7:25 PM EDT
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KKK
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:25 PM EDT
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Wow, thanks for that Kyle/Lyle Overbay.
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May 9, 2008 7:25 PM EDT
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KKKK
The Disabled List just called ... it was trying to unload Joe Borowski. I offered a bagel but balked at giving up a ham sandwich. It wanted to keep Westbrook.
by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:26 PM EDT
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I’m here! Ish! This is going to be exciting. (I’m going to end up missing bunches because my router is still made of such endless epic fail. Boo regular disconnections.)
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:27 PM EDT
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FIRE STEALS TO NEW AQUISITIONS
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:28 PM EDT
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Way to forget about Mench CC. Ridiculous jump.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:28 PM EDT
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WHY CAN”T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER CLIFF?
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:29 PM EDT
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I AM NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS COMMENT :\
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May 9, 2008 7:29 PM EDT
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:29 PM EDT
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Ump’s helping CC out a bit I would say.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:29 PM EDT
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If so, marginally. That might have been an inch off the plate.
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT
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With this wildness I’m hesitant to say that CC actually meant to put it there. A strike’s a strike I guess.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT
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5 K’s in 2 innings – if he gets this strike-throwing thing down, he could do much better…
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:29 PM EDT
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Not sure about that.. If he starts throwing over the plate, bad things happen.
by lesterjl on
May 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT
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on pace for 22.
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT
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Wow 37 through 2. Time to get efficient.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT
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Yeah, because odds are Halladay will go the distance. We need to scratch out a run or two.
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT
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Wow, that cutter is ridiculous. You make Victor look bad, you’ve done well.
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:32 PM EDT
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Let’s hope the jays playbyplay just reverse jinxed Vic.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:32 PM EDT
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Just made a huuuuge deal of how Vic doesn’t have a homer yet.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT
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Wikerson went 3-3 last week in Cleveland the day before he was cut by the Mariners.
by palcal on
May 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT
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I would’ve paid for some Jamie Carroll action tonight to milk these pitch counts.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:34 PM EDT
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Pronk so far with easily the best Indians atbat of the night.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:35 PM EDT
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Hey, when you’re struggling, just don’t swing unless forced to!
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:35 PM EDT
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He actually looked like he had a clue there. I love action by inaction.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:37 PM EDT
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Just got here. I am a huge fan of C.C. K’s.
by Voltaire on
May 9, 2008 7:36 PM EDT
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This is the second game of the night for me. Just got back from watching my brother’s HS team run rule the bad guys, 17-3. I would say let’s hope it’s a preview for the Tribe, but I cannot be that optimistic for some reason.
by Voltaire on
May 9, 2008 7:37 PM EDT
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Man, can you pull off the ball any more, Gark?
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:38 PM EDT
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I have a question for Garko. If your swing is going to end with you in that position, what if you do actually make contact? How are you going to rebalance yourself to run to first?
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:38 PM EDT
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He has no chance with that swing. Gotta go, take it from here all!
by TribeJay on
May 9, 2008 7:38 PM EDT
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Have a good one. I have a feeling I’ll be talking to myself most of tonight.
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:39 PM EDT
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Eh, I may pop in from time to time to remind you you’re not crazy.
by Voltaire on
May 9, 2008 7:41 PM EDT
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I’m here, just being massively time machined, and listening to Hammy, which means I can’t comment on how terrible/awesome anyone loo—GRADY.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:41 PM EDT
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What are you up to this summer, Ang? Or are you done having “summers” by now?
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May 9, 2008 7:42 PM EDT
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Yeah, I’ve got a legit 9-to-5 now. (Technically 8-to-5, stupid industrial sales. :( ) So I’m mostly living weekend to weekend. Seen a couple minor league games, heading out to Cincinnati next weekend to see the guys. Adjusting to living about two hours further south than I used to. It’s weird.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Haha, aw, the Man’s not so bad. Plus you can write, so you’ll always have that in your back pocket. Just avoid being a bank teller.
by fleerdon on
May 9, 2008 7:48 PM EDT
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I’ve actually been thinking of going back to school and getting certified to teach. I love tutoring, and I’m a pretty good teacher, but on the other hand, I hear teaching high school given the system as it is in the US right now is pretty much the most frustrating job ever.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:50 PM EDT
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Got a lot of friends who went that route. “Frustrating” sounds like a pretty accurate summary of their reactions to it. But I get the sense, it’s one of those things that if you’ve got to do it, you’re never going to be okay with something else.
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May 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT
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Yeah, I just. I’m keeping my options open. But I’m okay being a desk jockey for a while while I figure it out.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT
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Okay kids, pull some of these dust covers off the patio furniture for me, hey? Friday. Tribe. Toledo. Summer school. Life is go-...life’s okay.
by fleerdon on
May 9, 2008 7:41 PM EDT
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Yeah. Went to high school here, left for college, came back for law school.
by fleerdon on
May 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT
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You going to the Tribe-Tigers series in June?
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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Oooh, good call. I’m a research assistant for a book project that’s due in July, so I can’t look that far into the future. But color me interested.
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May 9, 2008 7:45 PM EDT
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FYI I bought my tickets to the Sunday game this aft. All I could find on the Tigers site were limited view, but I was looking for four tickets.
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May 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT
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Thanks for the heads up. I accidentally made friends with a bunch of MSU grads down here—maybe I’ll see if they want to bar-hop the series.
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May 9, 2008 7:50 PM EDT
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We might see two no-hitters tonight folks
by supermarioelia on
May 9, 2008 7:42 PM EDT
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HIRE LOOKING STUFF UP BEFORE ASSUMING IT
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May 9, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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HIRE INTERESTING FACTS I NEVER KNEW
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May 9, 2008 7:45 PM EDT
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holy shit. Wikipedia confirms it.
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May 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT
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we should.
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May 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT
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and make a trip to Beijing for the hell of it.
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 7:49 PM EDT
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They’re a Weglarz comment there somewhere.
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May 9, 2008 7:49 PM EDT
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JOBS FOR EVERYONE!
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT
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HIRE COMMUN – oops, wait, what? Never mind.
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May 9, 2008 7:49 PM EDT
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... :( Oh, okay.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT
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Fuck Astro you deserved that one. You were hilariously over the plate.
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May 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT
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great at bat. but he swung at ball four about 4 times.
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May 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT
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Jays play by play: “Casey Blake, still going strong in the major leagues”
FUCK
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May 9, 2008 7:50 PM EDT
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(Bites tongue to the point of bleeding)
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May 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT
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Talk to yourself! Talk to yourself!
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May 9, 2008 7:52 PM EDT
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I’m trying to do miscellaneous tasks and I keep missing batters. Gameday is broken, and it’s hard to piece together the game from comments like this.
by Voltaire on
May 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT
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Haha Grady lined out to Aaron Hill who retreated into right field to make the catch.
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May 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT
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Thanks. The initial post was fun, too.
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May 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT
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What is this game? Seriously.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT
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I’m on the verge of using “Weglarz” facetiously. Somebody stop me.
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May 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT
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second mention this thread. we’re doin well.
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May 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT
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I’m very much not over the fact that he’s the better part of four years younger than me. Then I think, well, hey, I’m not an athlete, I could still be a writer. And then I think, F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote This Side of Paradise when he was 23. Then I power up the PlayStation and stick a straw in a juicebox and rock back and forth hugging my knees.
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May 9, 2008 7:57 PM EDT
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Similar to the reaction I had when I realized it was my draft year last summer.
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May 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT
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I’m still getting myself back into the habit of writing, really. 500 words a day is still a little bit too much for me, but I’m working up to it. Really.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT
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Most novels are about 100,000 words, no? But a journey of a million miles…
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May 9, 2008 8:05 PM EDT
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I think once you get to 50,000 words it’s technically a novel, but most are longer than that, yes. I’m still trying to get to “novella.” It’s not an issue of being able to create a story that long, it’s a matter of, um, not getting bored with it before I’m done.
I think I’m a short story writer at heart.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 8:06 PM EDT
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Looks like the Yahoo chimp fell asleep.
Pat Tabler just claimed that he came up with “The Prog”
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May 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT
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Someone pointed this out to me – the P and the Q. I like it.
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May 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT
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Mind ‘em!
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:57 PM EDT
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Pints and Quarts.
"the most vehement Yankee-hating guy I know" - Jay
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May 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT
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Asdrubal: Not that dreamy.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT
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CC was jealous of the perkiness of Meg Ryan’s boobs. It was never going to work.
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May 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT
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Since we’ve got the thread to ourselves, can somebody tell me what the hell this Meg Ryan business is? And then let me remind you, Joe Vs. The Volcano is a superb rom-com.
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May 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT
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Apparently Cliff Lee was seen with her? That’s all I know.
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May 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT
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You knew more than me then. It seemed to me that she was being mentioned at the same times as David Cone?
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by westbrook on
May 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT
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I’ve been meaning to get around to seeing that, actually.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT
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Well, I’m not sure how meaningful this will be to you, but it’s my screening test for girls. I show them JVTV, if they like it, I know we’ve got a chance.
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May 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT
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I hate to break it to you, but my heart still belongs to Ferd. :(
I’ll check it out when I have time to watch movies again. Which is likely to be, um, not until the season’s over, I fear.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT
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This is tough, given the mixed company and all but it has to do with teams being unable to hit C at all – not at all.
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by mauichuck on
May 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT
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I don’t count as mixed company, Chuck.
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by AngG on
May 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT
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Let’s just say that Ms Ryan is a victim of gravity.
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by mauichuck on
May 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT
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After a certain point, most of us are.
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There’s a guy I went to school with that bought a chateau in Switzerland helping gavity victims recover – true story.
"the most vehement Yankee-hating guy I know" - Jay
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May 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT
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Long story and a half. You remember when we used Butt Gout and Low Titter to describe things which cannot be named? Instead of actually saying Low Titter, I posted a picture of Meg Ryan with saggy boobs. Which Jay banned. Along with every comment about the picture. It was actually pretty hilarious. In fact this explanation will likely be banned too haha.
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Eh, my boobs have looked better lately also. I’ll ahve to ask Chuck how to whip my ass into shape this summer.
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May 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT
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Just tell Cliff Lee he’s a punk – he’ll kick it up between your shoulder blades for you.
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May 9, 2008 8:05 PM EDT
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Blue Jays taking lessons from the Yankees on the art of bloop hits.
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HIRE SUCKY HITTERS!
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I thought this said something else. I was still in meg ryan mode.
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May 9, 2008 8:02 PM EDT
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Yay! Now gameday thinks Casey Blake is up.
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QUICK! Gameday is updating the top of the fourth at lightening speed! This is fun to watch.
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shit
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May 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT
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Interesting that Bonds and Sosa are left out of the Griffey 600 ad.
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HIRE VIC
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Hey Halladay! Meet Victor Martinez, star of “You’ve Got Male (features)”
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Saaaaaad communism. :(
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no interesting facts will be created tonight for the year 2100 to learn about interestingly.
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jH overmatched.
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He’s just in severe pull mode right now. And not too many hitters can pull Halladay’s curveball.
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For shit sakes someone do something with Jhonny and garko.
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Well, I benched Jhonny on my fantasy team tonight. It’s a start.
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Bastard had a 1.200 OPS for the week on Wednesday. I should’ve pulled him then and pocketed the stats. But noo-oooooh.
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if wedge heard you say this, he’d say “ok, I’ll put them back-to-back, with our best hitter not bewtween then.
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wow. between them*
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In a bit of good news, it says Westbrook is progressing nicely and he’ll be on the comeback trail soon after a successful bullpen.
In other news….so is Borowski.
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May 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT
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On the bright side Barajas Wilkerson and Scutaro are due up.
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Beware the Scutaro – ex-Indian stiffs usually kill us.
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ROD. FUCKING. BARAJAS.
Ah well thank goodness for that wall.
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I almost referred to him as such in a setting where that language would be, erm, frowned upon. It’s become his name for me.
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That time machine sucks. Get a better one.
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May 9, 2008 8:11 PM EDT
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C.C.’s not locating the fastball at all. Was about a foot off to Vernon Wells, and hit the total wrong side of the plate right there.
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May 9, 2008 8:11 PM EDT
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So, Fausto’s still got an option left, right? I’m worried about that BB situation. /ducks
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From what I saw Wednesday he’s gonna be just fine,
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Any thoughts on Laffey, Chuck? I can’t tell if the book isn’t out on him yet, or if he’s really just that effective.
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I love Laffey – love him. Which is why I wanna trade CC – now for a bat. He’s gonna be gone after this year and we desparately need some hitting. So why not get what we need and give up what we’re gonna lose anyway?
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May 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT
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Jay’ll dead set against it.
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May 9, 2008 8:17 PM EDT
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That’s got a lot of visceral appeal to me, particularly since 89 wins might win the central walking away this year. But I worry that Adam’s long-forseen Byrd collapse would come upon us.
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Because the hitters are going to rebound, C.C. is going to rebound, and not many teams will give up anything of substance at this moment.
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The Yankees will be desparate – desparate for a lefty starter in 4-6 weeks. Watch.
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May 9, 2008 8:18 PM EDT
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and we get what from them? Society letdown 1 and 2?
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May 9, 2008 8:20 PM EDT
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Abreu maybe, Matsui in my dreams
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Matsui, fine. Abreu, meh.
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May 9, 2008 8:21 PM EDT
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Could be a 3-way trade for Brian Roberts.
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May 9, 2008 8:23 PM EDT
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I’m just not sure what direction we’d go with that, though. A 2B, 1B, maybe a RF?
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May 9, 2008 8:20 PM EDT
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I don’t think it’s at the point where a trip down is necessary. He’s still managing to stay in control of the game…barely. He’ll be fine. It’s mechanical.
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Yeah, I s’pose a fake-15 day visit would be more likely than the ol’ optionoony.
I have no idea why I called it that.
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I suppose in this scenario, I’d hire a bunt too.
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Is it just me or is our “infield in” against Barajas really not that “in”?
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thats it. we lose.
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CC thought he was facing the Athletics.
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Misplaced fastball. Again. Not even close to his spot.
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He’s just heaving it in there. No clue at all.
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May 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT
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Meh, it’s not like he’s not trying. And big picture, he’s given up 1 run in 5 innings. I’ll take it…every time.
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May 9, 2008 8:15 PM EDT
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And I thought we were going to win this thing without scoring.
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WTF
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CC showing why he didn’t win the Cy Young in 2003.
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I don’t think you can blame anyone. The coach was still waving him in as Jhonny was releasing the ball.
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May 9, 2008 8:17 PM EDT
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Kinda neat playing the anti-Skinner.
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can we hire Peavy too?
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May 9, 2008 8:17 PM EDT
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For once, not Blake’s fault. Total last minute stop sign.
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Yeah upon further review I was wrong. If they were confused amonst their own team we can’t expect our guys to read minds.
But seriously let’s hire Pevey. Great call there.
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Biggest pitch of the game coming up.
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May 9, 2008 8:19 PM EDT
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FIRE MY ROUTER. >:O
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did i just see 75 pitches for CC through 5?
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BAHAHAH The Jays broadcast came back from commercial and panned right to Skinner.
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holy shit! PRONK? is that you?
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PRONK LOVES GOING OPPOSITE FIELD AT HOME AGAINST THE JAYS
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Garko might have the coolest intro music on the team.
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Only because I can play it on Guitar Hero after the game.
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What’s his intro music this year?
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Please Pronk don’t tease, just don’t
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i was reading some of his quotes. he said he’s working on some things, and his goal is to use all fields.
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yikes do you use slow to but slower to third?
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I. Oh. Is that Pronk? I’d forgotten what he looks like. (Well, sounds like.)
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FIRE GARKO
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May 9, 2008 8:24 PM EDT
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Seriously what the hell, hit it to the worst possible spot.
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May 9, 2008 8:24 PM EDT
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more like: what the hell are you trying to pull a ball down and out when all you need to do is ground out to second base.
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garko’s gotta get him over here. no excuses…except that roy halladay is on the mound.
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On a side note I can’t believe my Fiddlesticks joke yesterday didn’t get deleted.
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&(^)(x%x)!&)(
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I can’t believe that Pronk is our main source of offence tonight. C’mon.
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Well it’s up to Mr. Clutch
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I hate all your time machines. :(
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cabrera is determined to only swing at balls that have a realistic chance to hit his body.
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self defense.
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Wow, that was a strike on the outside corner?
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in this umpire’s universe, yes. unfortunately.
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I almost wanted Casey to go around there. Swinging at a ball landing wide of the opposite batters box is a feat.
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1) at least he was ready to swing
2) why the hell was he ready to swing at that
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ANYTHING to get your son in the lineup.
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I’m gettin desperate. At least Casey is milking the count here.
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making Halladay throw more pitches isn’t a big deal. He can still go 9 at 135 pitches.
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Ugh.
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Alright CC better get those same ridiculous calls.
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what’s horrible is that there’s no recourse for umpires being that bad.
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not even a juicy Dellucci quote.
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Garland and Shields somehow are outdueling these two.
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The Cleveland Indians are 7-2 when Andy Marte enters the game.
The Cleveland Indians are 9-16 when Andy Marte does not enter the game.
Hire Andy Marte.
/paid for by the supporters of Andy Marte.
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Silver lining. The Jays pen in the 7th-9th is not very scary to me.
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Halladay is primed to throw 200 pitches tonight.
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Ryan scares me a lot.
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Adam Miller with 5 scoreless tonight, so far.
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It’s cool that he’s pitching well and that we don’t actually really need him.
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