Crap. I knew it was only a matter of time before this happened. "Pest." "Hustle." "Slightly-built." "Running out" things. And the very worst of them all: "A throwback type of player." The celebration of tiny, mediocre, slap-hitting jockey-looking little men continues. (To be fair, I like Carroll--decent on-base skills, good pickup as a utility infielder. But come on people--for the sake of all that is good and right in this world, we can't let this go any further)