Mastny Up, Aubrey Down

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Not really. Elarton went a long way so he’s out for a couple of days, I’d guess. Mastny is on the 40-man, so can be called up without cost. He’ll only pitch in a rout. Against Texas, that can happen.

by peter m on Jun 2, 2008 11:32 AM EDT 0 recs

Already have Mujica who isn’t allowed to pitch except in a rout. Now Mastny can join him.

by IndyDave on Jun 2, 2008 11:41 AM EDT 0 recs

Mujica must have been to indonesia. Needs someone to talk to, eat satay with, play gamelang music, etc.

by peter m on Jun 2, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up 0 recs

GIN RUMMY IN THE BULLPEN, GUYS!

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on Jun 2, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up 0 recs

this is obviously because Garko has turned it around.

by Brick. on Jun 2, 2008 11:44 AM EDT 0 recs

Those weak popups to the infield are far better than the groundouts back to the pitcher.

Progress!

by Toxicadam on Jun 2, 2008 12:01 PM EDT up 0 recs

The Wild Man of Borneo is back!

But what will happen to the Tribe’s offense with Aubrey gone?

by odradek on Jun 2, 2008 2:17 PM EDT 0 recs

We have an offense?

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on Jun 2, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up 0 recs

The Wild Man of Borneo!

But what’s going to happen to the Indians’ offense with Aubrey gone?

by odradek on Jun 2, 2008 2:19 PM EDT 0 recs

We have an offense?

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 2, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up 2 recs

Frankly, I find this whole bit offensive.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on Jun 2, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up 0 recs

The Wild Man of Borneo!

But what’s going to happen to the Indians’ offense with Aubrey gone?

by gahnki on Jun 2, 2008 4:37 PM EDT 2 recs

We have an offense?

by tyler083 on Jun 2, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up 1 recs

Frankly, I find this whole bit offensive.

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on Jun 2, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up 0 recs

Hard truth: Your eyes lie.

by AngG on Jun 2, 2008 4:55 PM EDT 0 recs

Bill Murray’s Voice (heard under a cavalcade of, uh, highlights from this season so far): “Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this … tiny village in western Pennsylvania, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He’s got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.”

Announcer’s voice: Cleveland Indians 2008. Are you IN the Tribe?

Now there’s an ad campaign I can get behind.

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Have to wake up bats!

by vbc3 on Jun 2, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up 0 recs

When Chekhov wrote The Long Winter, he depicted a winter long and bleak and bereft of hope. But as I stand here amongst the people of Punxatawney, and warm up by their hearts and hearths…. I can’t think of a better fate than a long an lustrous winter.

by cheech99 on Jun 2, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up 0 recs

Me on the last eight posts: We’re giving away way too many comments. I am sick and tired of us giving away comments. They need to get out of their own heads and start writing originally. Quit talking about Borneo and just go out and have an original thought.

On the reasons: Cognition by repetition. Come on, let’s go. You’ve got to be smart enough to kick yourself out of it. Hey, if they’ve got to get mad at me to do it, then so be it. I know they’re capable of doing better. I’m tired of seeing the same thing with the comments from day to day. They need to be better than this. It’s the big leagues [of blogging].

On talking like this: I hate talking like this, but we’ve got to do better.

by NickFantana on Jun 2, 2008 4:58 PM EDT 10 recs

The Wild Man of Borneo!

But what’s going to happen to the Indians’ offense with Aubrey gone?

by gahnki on Jun 2, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up 0 recs

Sigh. We have an offense?

I tried to make Paul Reuschel my Avatar, but he didn't fit into the box.

by emd2k3 on Jun 2, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up 0 recs

Frankly, I find this whole bit offensive.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 2, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up 0 recs

Wow, only one rec for this? Kinda sorta weak rec’ing, people. Step it up.

by supermarioelia on Jun 2, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up 0 recs

Nowhere on LGT (if the search function is accurate) has the expression Wild Man of Borneo appeared before. I didn’t post the above comment more than once. Something screwy going on.

by odradek on Jun 2, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up 0 recs