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Game Thread: June 24, 2008

San Francisco Giants at Cleveland Indians, Jun 24, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


San Francisco at Cleveland, 7:05 PM (STO)

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Despite my complaining in the other thread, I really am thrilled to see Omar again.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANNDYYYYYY

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Going yard. Feeling it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since posting really hasn’t started, I’m just gonna throw up some pictures of Omar.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s all.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

There is a picture on the wall of a bar in Cleveland I sometimes go to, and it reminds me that Omar was unbelievably jacked in the late-90s. You can kind of see it here. It makes me wonder why he didn’t hit with more power.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m totally feeling a sweep this series.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

We don’t get Lincecum, do we?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Zito tomorrow, Cain on Thursday

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh – I took that as “if we sweep them, do we get to take Lincecum too?”

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by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be a solid prize

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve got a big fat guy they might like.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we can just pencil in Cain for 6 IP, 7 K, 1 ER and a Loss.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be his usual line.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m kind of annoyed that STO was on break during the video tribute/hat tip/ovation. We’ll have to wait until probably the third inning to see Omar bat.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

K

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor Jensen. “I need a little Laff in my life… Seeya in the bigleagues”... and now their fortunes are inverted.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm. What message could Laff send Jensen’s way?

“I need some new Je(a)ns! Seeya in the bigleagus”

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray Durham lives. I like to check this fact out about once a year to verify it’s truth.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

And Randy Winn is still hitting pretty well. Go figure.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should face this lineup 162x a year.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Laff fields his position.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Akron getting pounded again. Talk about regression.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I was there last night. GREAT game to be at.

by Fundamentals on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’s the crowd tonight? I’m watching on a laptop two rows ahead of me.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Running in a 3×3 window, I should add.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

freeloading?

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by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Girl in front of me hooked her laptop up to her parents’ DirecTV account. Genius.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where do you go to school with such an incredible girl?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toledo Law.

She thinks I made friends with her because I’m a nice person.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is pretty awesome. does she know about this and like move her head out of the way?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re watching on someone else’s laptop in class?

Also, I just watched that doc hearts of darkness. I feel a little loopy.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal already 1-1. Hitting .444.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he should get fatter.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has taken 2 walks since going down.

2.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like, in one game?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

My brain hurts.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

who cares, when you;re hitting 444 (444!) u never need to walk.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he can’t hit .444 in the big leagues.

He needs a level between the majors and AAA to work out his problems, apparently.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to face some pitchers that stop giving him good pitches to hit?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seems about right.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He also has 4 extra base hits.

4.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

God, it’s worse than an ice cream headache.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve gone on zero dates this summer.

0.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah!
i’m married and i’ve been on more dates than you! umm, wait, sorry, didn’t mean to be a dick…

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, you should probably ask out that chick with the laptop

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I own 7 hats.

7.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s funny, b/c asdrubal has had zero salads this summer.

0.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have 2 Indians hats.

2.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I own 2 Indians hats and 5 top hats.

2.

5.

7.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ate pie.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Indians want Asdrubal Cabrera to be a shortstop, he’s going to … WAIT A SECOND HERE.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Peralta hits a grand slam, by the way.

And Marte. Two grand slams tonight. Go team.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady is great.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Kennedy starting at First for the Cards tonight in Detroit

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s precious.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

La Russa is a strange man.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annoying baseball habit: adding -y to the end of a player’s name.

Ex: Benny.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t call him Benny. Please.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Sanchez look like Brian Anderson to anyone?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks like Jason Lee.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP WITH THE K’s!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I saw the Giants play in Washington. I remember two things:

1) Lincecum is incredible. I thought for sure he’d no hit the nats.

2) Jose Castillo hit 4 of the hardest hit balls I’ve ever seen from one bat in one game, including two no-doubt home runs.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t even know who Jose Castillo is. Screw the NL.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the ex-Marlin?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s a Marlin?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently not, per wikipedia.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you guys thinking of Raul Mondesi?

I think John is talking about Raul Mondesi.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was talking about Ugueth Urbina, who’s in jail in Venezuela right now. In his Expos uniform.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he really go to jail?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Status: In custody

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that from facebook?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That guy luifer, who used to post here, might be able to shed some light on this. The baseball world has forgotten Ugueth. I think he has been in jail for as long as there’s been such a thing as Facebook

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only things keeping the National League afloat are fantasy baseball and Dan Uggla.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Uggla is so, so buoyant.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley?

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 24, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like he hits the ball very much…but i have no idea either

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get all my castillos and casillas and castillas mixed up

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

who cares as long as the margarita tastes good

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you’ve got a lot of room. Freaking communist fascist war criminal.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

communist, yes.
criminal, yes.
freaking, yes.
fascist, no.
pro war, no.

thanks for playing

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’ll let him get away with it, but only b/c no one messes with the dread pirate roberts

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

here’s the one I was thinking of. could not think of his first name for the life of me.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the Giants play in San Francisco. All I remember is that I didn’t recognize the names of most of the guys on the field, and they only managed one run off of some schlub the Padres rolled out who I’d also never heard of.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on Jun 24, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shingle!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

My friend got shingles. On his face. Gross.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

peralta walked – dumb me.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yaaaay early run.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Suprised Skinner didn’t send Jhonny

by Bernie19Kosar on Jun 24, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

RESPECT THE GARK MAN.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Joel Skinner just sent Jhonny home.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I was gonna say – he has a mhommy.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Gutz isn’t as good as I think he is.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This deserves more discussion than it’s getting.

I think I bought that t-shirt sweater from the gap once.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

if he wasn’t omar, i’d swear he was gay.

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or auditioning for the role of Huggy Bear.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This pic looks straight out of one of those shopping tv shows. Which I’m sure you are also an expert on.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My initial reaciton was that I think he got that jacket from Prince.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude.

you are brilliant

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone owes someone a Coke.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna be his Y Amigo.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should have gotten our hands on Arroyo when that Reds fan was trying to set us up with him.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

this team has been lacking in acoustic balladeers since the departure of one benny b

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve also been lacking beat-boxers since Coco left, and I don’t hear anybody complaining about that.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then I’m not shouting loud enough.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’d be surprised at david dellucci’s skills on the verbal one’s and two’s…much greater than his skills as a player of baseball

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP! me like.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ummm, employ dp’s?

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still see a resemblance.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe if you had been concentrating on the game and not this self serving nonsense we wouldn’t be in this situation, NICK.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have 1 finger for you.

1.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is so much more…Mexican looking

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fubar.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

can’t wait to hear the reaction when omar steps up to the plate

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

ahhh, warms me cockles…

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. I’m calling for a large, one-syllable roar/noise that means “YAAAAAHHHH WE LOVE YOU OMAR JUST DO US A FAVOR AND STRIKE OUT MMMKAY”

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is awesome, and i’ve only got WTAM on the interwebs

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

balls what happened?

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk him.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT HIS LIGHT HITTING ASS DOWN.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know about you guys, but I was cheering for Aaron Laffey.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

i think i miss omar’s salsa more than anything…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What I miss most is his cereal.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

THROW A STRIKE JAGOFF

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Who the hell is Brian Horwitz?

Who are these guys? Where do they come from?

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is Fred Lewis?

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Jeffery Horwitz, nicknamed “The Rabbi,”[1] (born November 7, 1982 in Santa Monica, California) to Michael and Stephanie Horwitz, is a Jewish American baseball outfielder who plays for the San Francisco Giants.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jewish eh? So that makes what…him a Shawn Green?

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jewish ballplayers are nothing new, and they’re in good numbers these days. I could name a dozen or so for you if you’d like

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That many? I forgot about Youkilis, thats the only other one on the top of my head…

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kapler, Marquis, Braun…

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Odd nickname.

Just when you think you know every MLB player: his position, draft spot, college / hs, rough age, relative ability, handedness… there’s another one

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manning: “He has developed into a very good hitter.”

I think his tenses are wrong.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Manning employs two verb tenses.

2.

Okay I’m done with this joke.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Casey showing Omar how it’s done. Riiight.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Was he shouting directions to Marte?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton called him Blake in the play-by-play about four times.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m really off tonight. Too much multtasking.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHH it’s Casey with a Marte mask!!!!!!

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that was Marte. The throw was chest high instead of skipping.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish that had been Peralta.

Oh f*ck. Did Marte just endear himself less to the Cleveland faithful?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

“YAAAY WE STILL LOVE YA OMAR”

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

Marte.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I keep saying, Casey’s arm has slipped. We’re not used to seeing a gun over there anymore.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not since the halcyon days of Boone.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

/finally looks up the word “halcyon”

Neato!

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dare I say it, but is Omar a … piranha?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

More of a pilot fish.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Panini’s patios? As well as a Panini cam?

Hmm.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been drunk at Paninis dozens of times. I hope it isn’t on camera.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never even seen a Panini’s.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

They make those Pittsburgh styled sandwiches with the frenchfries added to the pack. There’s one in Lakewood, near my boyhood home, and I know of one in Cleveland Heights which attracts a slightly classier crowd (but it gets pretty crowded there).

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am from Virginia. Sigh.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to go to Cleveland this summer and party down. I can’t believe you haven’t tried this.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to Cleveland. I don’t really know how to “party down” once there. I don’t know anyone in Cleveland and nobody really wants to go there.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I moved away, and everyone I know got married and got jobs. Many have left the homeland. I no longer party down in Cleveland. When I do go home now it’s all business. I’m more likely to party down in any city but Cleveland.

That said, I have fond memories of partying down in my city. If you ever have an excuse to go there-a concert, a ballgame, a convention, whatever-by all means go and party down.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be there partying down all next week, since I had to change my Chicago trip

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant to clarify that I’ll be IN Cleveland partying down. So if anyon’es actually there, gimme a holler.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every. Day.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good sandwiches.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choo is going yard this AB. Mark it.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

perhaps I was wrong

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that your leaving open the possibility that Choo can time travel.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear that Castillo guy hits balls hard.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Congratulations. You are as prepared to commentate as Joe Morgan.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. I didn’t qualify that with, “but I can’t be sure.”

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he can become more consistent.

by SuddenSam on Jun 24, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s cosistent to you.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 24, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOP

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Shop is easily the strongest guy on the roster, right?

He didn’t seem like he even got 50% of that.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I loved that hit-and-run a week or so ago when he reached out to tap a ball into the outfield and wound up just missing the bullpen. Hilarious.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte’s first RBI??? Please!

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon, Andy. Deep fry this turkey.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm. I’m withholding judgment on this catchphrase.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Life’s a laboratory, Andrew.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m the chief chemist-other scientists are following.

EARLY 90s RAP.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the Tribe, and I’m going to keep watching, but I’m sure there are several more interesting games on Extra Innings right now.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy Marte is literally the most interesting thing in baseball to me.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Braves commited 3 errors in the first

by Bernie19Kosar on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lack of playing time or not no RBI at this point is pathetic.

by mjschaefer on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s only had 11 at-bats with RISP. I can excuse the guy not being ready to hit in the few times he does play.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on Jun 24, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That maybe all good and well but he’s definitely not earning much more than what he is getting.

by mjschaefer on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren’t we ignoring the real problem? That his average is too low?

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy makes the point that Marte’s looking for his first RBI & then notes that he’s only had 48 at-bats. Maybe if he’d managed more than two weeks worth of at-bats in the first HALF of the season, he’d have an RBI. Sigh.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy Marte FTW.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. That was Andyish.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve been trying to popularize the phrase, “Let’s throw a Dandy Andy Marte Par-tay.” Anyone?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I should quickly point out that this is a joke.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if you think it’s a joke.

I’m using it.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have one taker…

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see the law of unintended consequences biting me in the ass here, but I’ll back you up on this one.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Discuss this law as it relates to Woodrow Wilson not discussing his fourteen points with the allied forces.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

prior to their issue*

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he’s out again.

by mjschaefer on Jun 24, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty sure I’ve been time machined ridiculously bad.

by mjschaefer on Jun 24, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sportsline.com is still in the middle of, like, Sunday.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

talk about your hero-douche matchups:

Pitching: Davis (ARI) 0.1 IP, 0 ER, 1 K
Batting: Pedroia (BOS) 0-0

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

BEAN THE DOUCHE

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

... and of course, he homers.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedroia is, without a doubt, my least favorite player.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloody hell. Should have given the little putz some chin music (i.e., a fastball at about knee height).

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is that a hero? Is that Jason Davis? Please?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOX called him a hero for like a month. I have other opinions, but I can use it for good-bad effect.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fox called Jason Davis a hero for a month??!

Fox and I agree for the first time ever.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one understands my immense dislike of that douche. Other than you guys.

by mjschaefer on Jun 24, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He eats only newly-bought puppies of young children. When the love is still fresh.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

A guy in a homemade Casey Blake jersey just caught the thrown bat.

Sigh.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes. And that means he didn’t want Blake because he was the only one on sale.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would you spend good money on a jersey and then ruin it by writing “blake” on the back with what looks like it was a bic pen?

by mpstable on Jun 24, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Laffey. Let’s throw a Dandy Andy.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Bringing it back.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORE LINEUP ANALYSIS PLZ

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Not enough RBIs.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we were batting Grady down in the order, we would certainly have won the last seven world series. It’s pretty much impossible to understate how important that is.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Explain to me why the Par-tay shouldn’t be in the 2-hole.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

DANDY ANDY FOR 2!

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laff defends well.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Asdrubal got HBPed. Get that man to Buffalo.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t get over this.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

had to post a video in the thread… c’mon you’re better than that.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a gif.

It builds character.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That has to be one of the worst plays I’ve ever seen.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can watch it over and over again.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel is awesome.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Ankiel IS awesome.

Why didn’t we ever try moving Rocker to the OF?

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be satisfied with moving Casey to the outfield.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mets are getting shelled again. Getting rid of Randolph really gave them that spark they were lacking, eh?

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on Jun 24, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cripes, Sportsline is awful tonight. I think I’m literally an inning behind.

Oh wait, there it went.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

ack! unicorn chaser, pls

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell are you doing?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s being the unintended consequence.

by fleerdon on Jun 24, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Babooooooooooooo!

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

How’s that play, Nick?

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think this should become a regular

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish we would’ve had it when the Fists of Iron/Steel were actually good.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honest to god this is a google image search return for Marte Party>

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Jhonny, that pitch was MEAT.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Could Omar Vizquel have done that!

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Honest to god, who teaches baserunning for the Indians? Seriously?

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Giambi. Via conference call.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s got to be a thong joke in here somewhere.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHHHHH!
JASON GIAMBI IS THE WALKING DEAD!

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoot it, man.

Shoot it in the head.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hola children

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy Marte hit a bomb.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’m lying… he didn’t…

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want it t be so…

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost believed you

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are that guy who puts saran wrap over the toilet and then tells your friend after the 3rd beer.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

fake time machine alarm

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you’re right Tyler. Marte’s arm looks incredible to me.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I really wish they did a skills competition during the allstar game.

Imagine Frankie G, Francouer, Vlad, et all throwing lasers from RF into a trash can or something? that’d be sweet.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish Aaron was being a little more efficient. I’d much rather have him on the mound than the guys in our pen.

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey do you want to talk about Trading C.C.?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven’t you heard? We OWE the Cubs CC. OWE IT TO THEM.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we should trade him for the ghost of Dee Dee Ramone.

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

From CBS Sportsline commentary:

Are the Indians ever going to demote this Marte joke ? Every time I’ve got an Indians pitcher for my fantasy going here’s this guy playing instead of Blake wth ??

Ok fine he doesn’t know that Marte can’t be sent to AAA, but calling Blake as a replacement…just odd.

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on Jun 24, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What Indians pitcher has he had on his fantasy team? Because I want that guy starting more if it means I get to attend more Dandy Andy Marte Partays.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he missing Blake’s offense? what?

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

but but but but he has 45 RBIs!

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on Jun 24, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the indians are missing blake’s offense

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

This feels like a Choo home run here.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

oooof… I might be slightly off tonight.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miggy Cabrera just hit a double off the wall for a HR

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Another bad call? How bad?

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not God Awful, but bad. Ludwick was pissed

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And also, does Miggy really ever hit doubles any more? I figured he had to stop at 1st and get some oxygen and a donut before continuing.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know it’s stupid to harp on but…seriously.

JONATHAN SANCHEZ?

again with these guys.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap. I forgot I’m supposed to be playing horseshoes and drinking beer right now.

/Sigh.

LGT everyone. Keep the Marte Partay going.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

you FORGOT TO DRINK BEER??!

-1,000,000 points. you lose.

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Shame befalls household forever.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 24, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is more the efficiency I want to see

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves have just made another error, that’s four in four.

What’s the record?

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Cabrera just had another hit. He’s now 2-2 with a HBP, and is batting .455.

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That is f-ing awesome.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he stop at first for a donut & some oxygen?

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think we’re talking about different Cabreras

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a good half-inning by Laffey

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

More of this hard hitting analysis please.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vizquel’s bat is poopy these days

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it me or does mrs. wedgie NOT sound like a rhodes scholar?

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

That was certainly a Dandy Andy Marte Partay.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh for heaven’s sake Marte

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Evidently Sanchez is a 9K/9 guy despite a 89 / 90 mph fastball.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy Marte
likes 2 partay
/rock!

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

“When it’s time to Marte, we will party hard”

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s get this Marte started let’s get this Marte started

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve got to fight for your right to Marte

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin’
And the jam is pumpin’
Look at here the crowd is jumpin’

Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that’s where the party’s at
And you’ll find out if you’re too bad

I want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
I want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day

Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day

Yo!
Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin’
And the jam is pumpin’
Look at here the crowd is jumpin’
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that’s where the party’s at
And you’ll find out if you’re too bad

I want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day
I want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight
Make my day

Make my day
Make my make my make make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my make my make make my day

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get up get up get busy do it
Get up and move that Marte
Get up people and get down to it
‘Fore the night is over

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Substitute “Andy Marte” with “make my day” and that’s where I was going with that

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m probably going to see Mama Mia the movie in the theatre.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I have no words for this.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s way better than that lousy Billy Joel musical.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

see turkmenbashi’s post above…

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

fernando, mamma mia, abba…

need beer, sry

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, gotcha. Can’t say as I’m upset for missing the ABBA reference.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably a good reflection on your judgement

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m watching Harry Potter

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once I start eating peanut butter crackers I cannot stop.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s gotta be the hardest food to lick out of your teeth/gums, no? Cuz I know individually crackers and peanut butter give me some trouble.

by supermarioelia on Jun 24, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, for those of you out there with images (larger than 3×3 inches from 60 feet away preferrably), which team’s hitters look worse out there tonight?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

13 in a row!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If this is yet another game we lose like 4-1 because of our bullpen and woeful offense, Im going to be sad

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

get yer kleenex ready

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

...but one step closer to your 2009 Cleveland Indians.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually you are going to be right….again.

by lesterjl on Jun 24, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll always have Laffey.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Until 2015 when he prices himself out of our market.

by mjschaefer on Jun 24, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

now THAT’S an Indians fan.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Look, I don’t care if the New York Yankees just offered Sabathia 500 million euros for 3 years, Aaron. We’re just not at that kind of revenue here …”

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the inning…I can feel it in my Marte pants

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

hammy just used “dandy” in a sentence

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamey was running really hard. And funny.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

How can we optimize Ben Francisco in this lineup?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Asdrubal hitting in front of him

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

turn him around lefty?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s only 89 mph. Just hit it.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Omar would have legged that out.

by ASP on Jun 24, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Haven’t you heard? Sanchez is the new Santana

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?! he plays guitar too?!

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Animated GIF is killing my autorefresh.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

it is also disabling youtube in other tabs for me

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea this thread feels like old LGT.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This team is seriously harshing my mellow.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

jhonny pulls everything. Ben too. sigh.

by SeattleVinny on Jun 24, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

With Ben that is obvious. I’ll have to consult a spray chart over the Jhonny claim.

I hate the words spray chart.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

another!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn’t Aurilia like 45 years old?

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously…did he wheelchair it into 2b there?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear he used a segway

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is more dignified…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i really don’t feel good about this particular game…which is not a lot different from most of the previous 76

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If we don’t score for Laffey in the bottom of this inning I’m gonna be pissed

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

When was the last time our starter got credited a “win”? Palcal?

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

sunday, june 15…CC over maddux. that, friends, is nouning atrocious

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the last game I attended, too, and the first Sunday game I’ve been too this year that we actually won.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naw, really? Dag. I know wins are bogus but you’re bound to collect them incidentally. Pretty sad if it’s really been over a month.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

over a week. June 15, but you’re still right.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hate this time machine.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

How is that over a month?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was July for a moment. So sue me.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s the Tribe’s record in the future?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has the button been pushed?

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have been to July, and there’s good news! We get a fresh start! A whole new ballclub!

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t wait for July!

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wish I had some Diet Coke right now

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Man I could go for that too.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

who unhinged Laffey’s control?

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

wait…I can answer that myself. Andy Marte.

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry guys, Raffy Betancourt is warmed.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

thank goodness…i was worried you were going to say betanco…wait…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Partay time v 2.0.

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by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s at 107 pitches. He’s just gassed.

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Will Omar be the Tribe killer tonight????

Still an Ohio boy through and through!

by TribeLoverInNewYork on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be all too appropriate this season

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

greeeatt

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t like STO going to commercial before Laffey walking off mound to applause.

by ASP on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

epic Omar failure please

by SeattleVinny on Jun 24, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

We are to the point in these game threads, where if you were to assume that I didn’t know players names, and I read through these posts, I would have no idea what you guys are talking about

by Roger Dorn on Jun 24, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Omar was a good fastball hitter, no? And we’re sending Raffy B inthere instead of Raffy P?

by supermarioelia on Jun 24, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Omar’s not a good anything hitter.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, but it seemed like we were tempting fate a bit there. Whatever, out made, we move on.

by supermarioelia on Jun 24, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRAMA

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

CLOSE TO THE EDGE

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facebook is just depressing these days.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 24, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I have three words for tonight’s game.

by Toxicadam on Jun 24, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT SO MUCH DRAMA

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Was anybody actually worried about that?

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

Still an Ohio boy through and through!

by TribeLoverInNewYork on Jun 24, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was always the chance for a seeing eye single past Peralta.

by Toxicadam on Jun 24, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if the ball had lasik

by APV on Jun 24, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you honestly weren’t? A Visquel double down the line would not have surprised me one bit right there

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me check this…hmm..Omar has 18 hits all year. And 3 doubles.

18 hits.

by afh4 on Jun 24, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: When You Least Expect It … Expect It.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about when you expect the least, expect it

by oaksterdam on Jun 24, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also workable.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for a new gamethread, methinks. Also, time for a referendum on the continued and increased usage of the word “methinks.”

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

seconded…can i throw “perchance” out there, too?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 24, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I smell a run this half inning and a potential win for Laffey.

Still an Ohio boy through and through!

by TribeLoverInNewYork on Jun 24, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Laffey cannot get a decision in this game.

by SuddenSam on Jun 24, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry…forgot about Raffy B…..my bad.

Still an Ohio boy through and through!

by TribeLoverInNewYork on Jun 24, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

zz

This result at bat will determine what I think of Gutz, permanently

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm….thats no good, no good at all

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 24, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

34 minutes until I go home.

34.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 24, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This is awful.

If you need to kill some time, this site is really funny:

http://www.someecards.com/

by gte619n on Jun 24, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

T Crowe not in the Akron lineup..Buffalo bound or pulled muscle?

by ASP on Jun 24, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Franklin is soooome kinda suck at the plate.

by supermarioelia on Jun 24, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Srsly. What the hell happened?

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Jun 24, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s shielded by others to some extent. I can’t really single out any particular player, because they’re all so bad. (Except Grady and, astonisghingly—Blake and Ben).

Who knows. Maybe he’s injured. It’s hard to tell these days.

by jhon on Jun 24, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cap’n .. this thread can’t take much more!

by Toxicadam on Jun 24, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

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