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Game Thread: June 25, 2008

San Francisco Giants at Cleveland Indians, Jun 25, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


San Francisco at Cleveland, 7:05 PM (STO)

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Valendia at short? Ugh.

by Buckeye Brad on Jun 25, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hope Sabean gets the STO broadcast, they just pointed out how well Blake would fit in with SF since they are the major’s best road hitting team

by Fios on Jun 25, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

A less than stellar start, it appears…

by Fundamentals on Jun 25, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

We. Suck.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re going to have to jump over that 2 run hurdle tonight. Damn.

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

why do we even bother

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 25, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec, just because this was the 6th comment of the game.

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Zito’s going for the. Giants….

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Jun 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot about that. Hope!

by Fundamentals on Jun 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. This game really sucks so far.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m just resigned to the crapiness at this point

by Fios on Jun 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess there goes the ballgame

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Jun 25, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay for slow veterans hitting grounders right at the shortstop!

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Even Hammy doesn’t know who’s at short

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Jun 25, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

My irrational hatred for Sowers continues to look rational.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there any reason to play Velandia?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Marte played last night. It’s a conspiracy to keep Marte and Velandia from the team pinochle championship.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I believe this allows Wedge to sit Marte even more. Whenever Marte is in the lineup, its actually Velandia simply wearing Marte’s uniform. I simple trick for novice magicians such as Wedge.

by hans on Jun 25, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Zito’s stirups

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Seeing Bengie Molina run made me think of this typically brilliant quote from Joe Posnanski’s blog:

This is perfectly timed as it is just after Bengie Molina hit a hard ground ball into the hole between short and third, Kansas City’s Mike Aviles dove, smothered the ball, got to one knee, recited the Gettysburg Address, solved two Sodokus, took three ballroom dancing classes, grew a full beard, became fluent in French, got his Masters in finance, recorded an album of Tom Waits covers (oh no, wait, that was Scarlett), invented a practical electric car and then threw to first where he just barely threw out Molina by eight steps.

by Buckeye Brad on Jun 25, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

He also includes a quiz entitled “Which Molina brother are you?” Take it here.

by Buckeye Brad on Jun 25, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

In my opinion, that’s terrible writing. Kind of hammering the joke to death, isn’t he?

by odradek on Jun 25, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Poz usually does better than that. But if you give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, it’s still pretty funny.

Best blog in the internet, easily.

I'll regress to my career numbers if you do too!

by Fire Slider on Jun 26, 2008 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Granted, it’s a layup, and granted, he dunks it. But it’s still a perfect dunk. I couldn’t read it to my wife without laughing.

by Jay on Jun 26, 2008 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not only does he dunk it, he wears a Benny the Bull suit, sets up a trampoline, places cushions all around the baseline, has a chorus of adoring Lov-a-Bulls, pumps up the volume, uses a strobe light, and leaps from mid court. Then he bangs his chin on the rim.

by odradek on Jun 26, 2008 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it common for SP to be this bad this early in contracts? I know there have been some guys lost to injury and all that but the Zito signing seems like sort of a fresh spin on terrible pitcher signings.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Barry Zito just had a 1-2-3 inning against the Tribe. Seriously.

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by Fundamentals on Jun 25, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Fear not the 1-2-3 so much as the strikeouts.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look on the bright side, Francisco didn’t strike out.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Jun 25, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I really don’t want to read tomorrow about why Zito’s dominant outing against the Indians signals his return (only to see him get lit up in his next start)

by Fios on Jun 25, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You probably should avoid the paper and internets tomorrow then.

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on Jun 25, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone is foolish enough to think that beating this hapless lineup signals anything

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0?

What the hell!

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh. New board doesn’t like question marks and exclamation points in a row.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, just got here, wanted to make one observation. We’re starting Jhonny Peralta, Ryan Garko, Casey Blake AND Jorge Velandia over Andy Marte. There are literally endless permutations that involve getting Marte into this lineup. There’s also the straightforward fact that Jorge Velandia shouldn’t be starting at all. But even if you buy that Peralta needs rest, then DH Casey, let Peralta have the night off for real and play Marte. Or DH Garko, move Casey to first and play Marte.

WHAT THE FUCK

by NickFantana on Jun 25, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Everybody knows Blake can play the other corners, and play part-time. His value is higher as a somewhat legit starting third baseman. I’m clinging to the idea that it’s all about showing other teams that Casey could slot in for a third baseman full time. It’s either this or I just lay on the floor jittering with the idiocy of it all.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So play Blake at third, and DH Marte. Because, ostensibly, the only reason Velandia is in the game is to get Peralta rest. Is DH’ing really more restful than playing short? Because we all know that Wedge doesn’t believe in playing guys just to get them work.

by NickFantana on Jun 25, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for a pressure situation to arise, for Velandia to come up to the plate, for Andy Marte to be subbed in, and then for somebody else to be subbed for Marte before he bats.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hire new defensive strategy – don’t let the other team score

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Jun 25, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t mind me while I head to 2005 to attempt to find the last time Barry Zito retired 4 batters in a row. Maybe I’ll find Travis Hafner in the mean time.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

5!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you find Pronk, tell him we miss him

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Jun 25, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, in none of his previous 3 starts before tonight did he get out 5 in a row at any point.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Cabrera eligible to come back up?

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

NO NO HITTER!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Casey Blake is our best hitter. Seriously.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

No – it can’t be true. Take it back!!

by Buckeye Brad on Jun 25, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other than Sizemore, Francisco, Choo and a healthy Martinez, I agree.

by NickFantana on Jun 25, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

as of today, this statement is just not true (/sobs)

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bat them all 2nd.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

deal with that dose of 2008 indians baseball reality. mother of pearl…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bring up Graffanino!

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring up Cooper!

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Get Andy Abad back!

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Go ahead and take the night off offense, you’ve done plenty

by Fios on Jun 25, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

i leave you guys alone for 2 innings and THIS is the verb’ing noun i come back to??

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIT

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring up Ganafarinno.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring up Janeane Garofalo.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

James Gandolfini.

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2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yakov Smirnoff.

I think I’m doing it wrong.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before tonight, Barry Zito last retired 5 batters in a row on May 29.

(2008, believe it or not)

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

but really…you have to expect to come up on the losing end against a guy like jorge castillo more often that not…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

and jose castillo, too

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just last week I was telling a friend that a dark part of me just wishes we’d either go on a 15-5 tear or just shit the bed and get it over with already. Good to see we’re apparently choosing plan B.

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by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jose Castillo is a pitiful major league hitter. And he’s destroying the Indians.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Joe Posnanski, the “Molina” should be used as a new measure of slowness.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Games I’m watching other than the Indians/Giants (thanks to EI):

Fresno St vs. Georgia on ESPN— Some kid with no ligaments in his thumb who looks like Tiger Woods at the Open when he swings just knocked one out of the park. Bulldogs up 2-0 over the Bulldogs.

NYY vs. Pirates—Justin got lucky when Doumit tried to score from second and was thrown out by, as they say, a country mile. Rally averted. Yanks up 2-0.

Reds vs. Blue Jays—Harang might win a game. I think they’re winning 2-zip as well. I’m sensing a theme.

Mets vs. Seattle—Wright just hit his second home run. He’s on my fantasy team. Drink.

Cardinals vs. Tigers—Ankiel hit a home run and then gunned out a runner at third. He was in shallow center, but still. Tied at 2 all.

Go Tribe.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Perhaps it’s the thumb ligaments of the Indian hitters that prevents them from offensive production?

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of us has a mission …

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love that arm

LGT's resident beer connaisseur.

by LGT Patrick on Jun 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t disagree with Jay very often but I disagree heartily about Sowers.

He’s not a major league pitcher.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

If Paul Byrd can do it, Jeremy Sowers can do it.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Paul Byrd can’t do it anymore!

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dislike him more than those Kennywood commercials at this point

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

god i hate those.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 41 MPH changeup as “out pitch” isn’t doing it for you, huh?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about this earlier today. You have to look at him as still in his rookie season — there’s going to be some ups and downs, some really good stuff and some total disasters. Tonight was his 33rd career start in the majors, and his ERA is 5.00 over 187 IP. Is that a bad rookie year? Not at all.

For a guy always expected to be a 3-4 starter, how much better should we expect in his first year? Seems to me Sowers basically suffers from inflated expectations based on his 2006 season, minors and majors, which made him look like an instant 2-3 starter. Just as with Asdrubal’s great six weeks to end 2007, those expectations were never realistic — but that doesn’t mean that he isn’t still what we originally thought he was.

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re probably right. And my objective self agrees with you.

But my primal fan can’t handle him. I hate the lack of strikeouts, I hate the walks, and I hate his stuff. Ugh. My gut is stupid and lies all the time but my gut thinks he’s not going to ever get it done in the league.

Taking a step back, I probably dislike him so much not because I bought into the inflated expectations but because I hated listening to others buy in. I’m overcompensating for others’ enthusiasm.

by afh4 on Jun 26, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, look, your gut could turn out to be right. I’m sure I tend to be biased toward the upside of most if not all of our prospects and players.

My objective side simply says, what did we originally expect out of this guy, and has anything really happened to make us change that expectation? And from what I can see, the answer is no — Sowers has only been a disappointment relative to our raised expectations, not relative to our original and more objective ones. Guthrie somewhat suffered from this as well.

Sowers has 3.5 seasons as a pro:
• 1 season dominating High-A and Double-A at age 22.
• 1.5 seasons dominating Triple-A at age 23-24
• 1 season of ups and downs in the majors at ages 23-25

Having said that, the case that the Indians have the magic low-K-rate-pitcher-developing potion is still being made and is far from being proven — so the default posture probably should be: “Weak stuff with low K rate, this is probably not going to work out.” And that’s what your gut is telling you, which means that your gut is agreeing with a totally reasonable analytic point of view.

Basically, you just don’t have my sunny disposition.

by Jay on Jun 26, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody else watching engaged and underage on mtv?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody else starring in it?

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you the bisexual bride to be or the groom who is going overseas to defuse bombs?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait I confused it with Life of Ryan.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG! You’re little brother is going to be screwed up, dude.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

“How are you going to feel about my sexual orientation after we’re married?”

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES.

I love how she was talking all that noise on sumter, sc and where are they? somewhere equally ridiculous?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate when they interview C.C. and suck up to him.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Velandia looks absurd.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a bull call by the umpire, who is giving Sowers absolutely no stretch on the zone.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

“I’m going to get distracted by the life that’s emerging and miss out on the life that I’ve been craving.”

W
T
F

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m gonna start rooting for a shutout soon, so that our suckiness begins to be noted on a more National scale. Why should only we be able to know?

And, a Barry Zito shutout might finally get some people fired.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

If that happens, even Tom Hamilton might ask for a trade.

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by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Detroit guys were just talking about it. Alas, the inning ended just as they were getting warmed up.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is to the point where it’s probably affecting Grady’s social life.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I’ve decided to partake in the game thread without actually watching the Indians game. It’s going swimmingly so far.

This might just be a Dandy Partay after all.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s really the best way.

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by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a Racey Casey Blake Bake.

So I guess it’s a risque pot party.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only just? I’ve been doing that for a month. Grab some couch, breh. I bought pretzel rods.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom I want some Pretzel rods. I’m going to start drinking I think.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snyder’s of Hanover. It’s not even debatable.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hella-yeah.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exercise? Alcohol?

Okay, I’m going to take my laptop to the basement, turn the game on, drink a beer, and work out. At the same time. Break.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, chowing down on some Rold Gold as we speak.

These things are like crack, I tell ya.

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by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to eat pretzel rods with slices of American cheese wrapped around them as a kid.

I just cracked a beer. I’ve got Extra Innings and now pretzel rods. I’m not getting pissed at the Tribe. This is actually pretty cool.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pretzel of choice at Chez Woodsmeister is the Anderson’s peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I went to a fridge to get an old style and accidentally came back with a bowl of cereal.

Sigh. I’m not what I used to be.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

How genetically predisposed to chubby do you have to be to be in the army and still be chubby?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunno, but I just joined Sal’s Pals and lost 5 lbs.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know that every fat person in the history of the world has asked this question?

I'll regress to my career numbers if you do too!

by Fire Slider on Jun 26, 2008 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not worth it Grady. Don’t get hurt.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady jumps when he doesn’t have to jump, dive when it doesn’t have to dive, and now he’s missing balls and getting hit in the face because of it. Stop trying to get on Sportscenter, and start catching the ball.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks tired to me.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, this is ridiculous. you seriously think grady’s acting out there? the guy goes breakneck at all times…please forgive him if he misjudges a couple. i think the spectacular, run-saving plays excuse a couple of premature dives.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Manning says the Indians will welcome the end of Interleague Play because they’ve struggled with it. Yea, because they had dominated the AL so easily prior to IP.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wait was Tyler serious about working out with a beer?

And does he really have a basement with a workout pad in it?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He was, and he’s at his parents’ house.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of workout happens with a beer?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arm curls?

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by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arm circles.

Small circles. Medium. Big circles. All the way around.
Backwards….

Ah, gym class.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m lifting tonight. We’ll find out.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

should have skipped Sowers turn and let Lee go against Zito

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Curve-a-palozza.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

looza. Shit.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then Zito would feel defeated before even pitching.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright I’m not trying to be a dick but…

There’s no way that Vizquel should be playing major league baseball.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, there doesn’t seem to be any “might” about his retirement situation after this year. the guy’s done.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s been a horrible last 600 ABs for him from the start of last season. He still has his uses as a part-time player, but I doubt he’ll want that. And his numbers might continue to suffer, which hurts his already unclear but probably limited chance at the Hall.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You really think he’s useful part time? I doubt his defense is really that good at all right now.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the NL? He can still handle some defense, start once a week, drop down a bunt, pinch-run. There are many worse 25th men on NL rosters right now.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t you listen to sports talk radio? He is so much better than our entire team because he can execute a suicide squeeze.

Greg Brinda actually was “shocked, SHOCKED” to find out Wedge has never called for one.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY TIME

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Kate Wedge in the house!

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah, the Jays-Reds score went from 2-0 to 5-4 in an inning.

Did anyone hear about the rumored reason we didn’t hire Gaston in 2000?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

too many world series rings?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Legend has it he sauntered into Hart’s office with his chest puffed out, flashing his two World Series rings on either hand. Basically the interview was him sitting down and saying, “Listen, I know what I’m doing, so here’s what your team does wrong and why I’m gonna fix it…” I guess it didn’t stand with Hart.

I don’t remember where I heard this, but it was the popular rumor at the time.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky for Indians fans, Hart took his brilliance to Texas and spun quite a beauty down there.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it kind of makes me wonder why a guy like Gaston went jobless for so long.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello Mrs. Hitting Coach you are quite fit.

by ASP on Jun 25, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI – she’s the side-kick on Trivisanos show

by millionairesrow on Jun 25, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost sort of know her! Was she on TV? Definitely a hottie.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baboo!

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by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

You had the call right.

LGT's resident beer connaisseur.

by LGT Patrick on Jun 25, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who are the hunnies in the booth?

LGT's resident beer connaisseur.

by LGT Patrick on Jun 25, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m watching this round table on BET.

David Banner is incredible.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Four strikeouts in 3.1 innings against this guy. It’s just not even right.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone tell me what’s going on with the Indians game.

And what the hell Baboo means.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody? Miller Lite or Coors Light for a workout beer? Miller’s got fewer carbs, but Coors has those commercials with people rock climbing.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

If you’re drinking beer with your workout, you’ve already thrown the health concerns out the window, no?

Go with a stout.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

do those exercise rings with a stroh’s and a cigarette

by joeee on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

“America consumes negativity”

-David Banner

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Baboo is regular poster Julie’s pet name for Jamey Carroll.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

LGFT HR for Toronto this evening.

LGT's resident beer connaisseur.

by LGT Patrick on Jun 25, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Game update?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Although I know only about three of you are watching.

Fine. I’ll just put it on. But only for a second.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko could have watched that ball bounce in the dirt and walked to first base. Yet he swings and the inning is over.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank goodness for that.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still 3-0 SF for those not following the game.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Barry Zito has pitched four consecutive scoreless innings just twice this season. Tonight, he goes for five.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, a guy with Sowers stuff, he’s able to walk a few hitters. Just so much movement.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Andrew I flipped to BET to see what you were talking about. It was a commercial (Dr. Miracle??) but the guide info on it looked pretty interesting. I’m going to DVR the later replay.

I don’t usually have a problem with mainstream hip-hop, but some of this stuff has gotten annoying. When the hell did it become cool to be obsessed with strippers? When did it become super manly to have to pay a woman to feign interest in you?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

And when in song-writing circles did it become ok to rhyme “woah” with “woah” with”woah?”

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

about the same time as “yeah” became a rhyme for “yeah” (juvenile)

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a lot of shouting. But there are interesting points. Of course, I’m into this kind of stuff.

Ice-T just called out people for renting jewlery and cars for music videos. Pretty funny.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should call himself out for buying a wife. Or isn’t that how marriage works?

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

These new Cedar Point commercials really misrepresent the park. No teenagers making out in line. Way too many sleeves.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Way too many sleeves

I don’t know if this is a recent plague or I’m just beginning to notice it, but bare arms are freaking everywhere. Suns out, guns out.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Velandia was kinda slick there.

by supermarioelia on Jun 25, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeremy Sowers is the worse.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

One of the guys doing the Reds/Jays game just described someone’s numbers as “bodacious.”

And Adam Lind is batting.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m jealous of you. I’m on the road and don’t have access to EI.

by NickFantana on Jun 25, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it’s just the tits.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hodges 1-1 with a BB.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Carl Crawford and David Wright have both hit 2 HRs tonight.

Both on my fantasy team.

I must double fist.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Either the Indians are really really awful or America’s Next Top Model is strangely beguiling.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

GET YOUR WEIGHT UP

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re doing a nude shoot in the next break. Tell me you’re not interested.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen like at least one episode from every cycle.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That winner from one of the early seasons, with the weird hair? When they went to Africa? Hot.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on, this is hot.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing interesting about this game so far is watching zito’s ERA drop inning by inning

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

this is a truly depressing team

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zito hasn’t had more strikeouts than walks in any of his four June starts. Tonight, he’s at 0BB/4K.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m looking at the free agent class this offseason. Hm…Some are way out of the price range. Other’s have their faults (age, bad defense, decline).

Burrell
Abreu
Dunn
Giles (club option)
Ibanez

Crede
Furcal
Orlando Hudson
Mark Ellis
Teixeira

I did not list Thome because he has no position on this club.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Why I put an apostrophe in “others” is beyond me.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You alerted us to the approaching S.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve offered CC 16 mil a year, right? So that means we have 16 mil to spend annually at least.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

18M for 4 seasons was rejected.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That covers a lot of those guys.

I’d take a whiff at Abreu, Dunn, and Hudson.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I value Abreu’s ability to wear out a pitcher, but he’s slipping and his defense is horrible.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Dunn just doesn’t care. I heard it from Canada. (in all honesty, Dunn strikes out so much, I don’t know that he would be a good addition to a team that already strikes out too much, OBP and power notwithstanding).

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn draws walks and hits for power. The strikeouts are tolerable.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he still makes outs less often than other batters. And he hits ball hard.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of a championship team that had a guy like Dunn on it—walk, HR or strike out kind of guy. I’m drawing a blank. Persuade me.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, one guy does not a championship make? There. Persuaded.

Do you place HOF votes on the number of championships a guy won?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. But, I’m trying to think of ways to change the way this team hits. We strike out too much. We don’t make contact. We have too many guys who overswing. Why is Dunn the solution? Sure he’s better than some of the guy we have. But, I’d rather have someone who approaches things differently.

I also think championship teams are good at evaluating players and determining who adds something equivalent to what you have to pay. If I have to pay big bucks for a player (and Adam Dunn will be expensive), I’d rather have a guy who brings more to the table than he does. I think good teams avoid guys like him (high cost—real, but limited reward).

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t “adding better offense” a way to change the hitting?

I don’t think striking out too much is a real thing. Making too many outs is a real thing.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

his power definitely makes a difference, as that, obviously, takes some pressure off of this light-hitting group to manufacture runs. but, while i tend to agree that “too many strike outs” is overblown, this team seems to have the least productive outs imaginable…few sac flies, not many grounders to the appropriate side of the infield to move runners up…seems to me that Dunn fits into that same mold.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flying out with men on third and grounding out with men on second should not be an organizational philosophy.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure i’m advocating that as an organizational philosophy, but i see peter’s point that dunn isn’t a true solution for this offense…and whatever the organizational philosophy is now (questionable assumption: there is an organizational philosophy on offense) sure as noun isn’t working

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

First of all, no one person is an answer to this offense. An offseason to think about what we’ve done and a couple good moves are in order.

I’m just saying Adam Dunn improves this offense, strikeouts be damed. 130 OPS+’s improve every offense, no matter how good or bad they are, not matter how many whiffs they take. You know who doesn’t strike out? Omar.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough…130 OPS+ is tough to argue with. i guess i’m clinging to a very Joe Morgan-ish “i don’t love what i see” as it relates to his role with this team.

as i said above, though, i’m usually on your side w/ the “too many strikeouts” argument.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit it—I don’t think it’s very entertaining to watch Adam Dunn play baseball.

But I want good players first.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll go back to my main point—the guy is going to cost a lot of money. We don’t have a lot of money to blow. So, if we get to spend that kind of money on one guy, a guy like Dunn, who I acknowledge adds something to an offense, is not my choice. We’re all complaining about the lack of contact this team makes. He doesn’t help us in that regard.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re all complaining about the lack of contact this team makes. He doesn’t help us in that regard.

For the record, I do not complain about this.

But yes, I don’t like paying anyone huge sums of money. Dunn will cost us.

I think I like Hudson more and more.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that we can agree.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s just this blind eye turned when Carlos Lee signs that huge deal, and Carlos Lee, although agile for a big guy, isn’t anything on defense and just isn’t better than Dunn on offense even if he’s hitting .285.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strikeouts aren’t bad when it’s a result of a certain approach at the plate that is based on discipline, working deep into counts, and is accompanied by walks as a result of the same approach.

Then you add in the fact that the guy puts the ball out of the park with regularity, and strikeouts are much less part of the story.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

A strikeout is always better than a double play grounder.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think of a championship team that had an offense that wasn’t an offense.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

paul sorrento, anyone?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a championship team (despite the banners).

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, we didn’t pay him 10+ million dollars a year, and we dumped him pretty quickly.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

why did i think he won a ring with the yankees? BR is telling me he was never even on the yankees? what year is this??

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn and Burrell are just beasts on defense, and not good beasts.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now this is a legit argument against Dunn.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, but I don’t think you can find a guy who is so bad on defense in LF that he offsets a 900 OPS.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to think defense is a big deal. I go through phases.

I’d still take Dunn. I’m just saying.

I would not be cool with Raul Ibanez.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Indians erred in going for David Dellucci over Luis Gonzalez, not that Gonzalez was willing to come East. Guys like Gonzalez and Ibanez should be taken over Dellucci every time.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys like Gonzalez and Ibanez should be taken over Dellucci every time.

I’m not being snarky when I say I don’t get what you mean here. Defend Ibanez.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can draw walks and not strikeout every other AB. They have an approach at the plate that even if they hit .220, they are still doing some decent things at the dish. Cleveland can’t sign perfect players, so defense will take a hit.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were you in last night’s game thread? Did you see the gif?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, I wasn’t around. To what are you pointing my attention?

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://i27.tinypic.com/28akex2.jpg

I don’t want to slow other people’s loading by posting it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And let me say I hope it doesn’t come to having Raul Ibanez in the outfield. The Indians can do better. I’m just saying, he’s a different type of hitter than is currently in this lineup.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would take rick manning over david dellucci, so perhaps i should stay out of this particular discussion.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the choice is Dunn or Ibanez, I quit.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just trying to make the point that Ibanez’s offense doesn’t offset his horrible defense. I haven’t seen all the numbers for Dunn.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ibanez is on the downswing now. But for the last three or four seasons, he’s been quite a little hitter. He put together a decent late-career run, the kind the Indians hoped for from Jody Gerut.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s get Burrell, Giles, Crede and Teixeira.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which Giles is it?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only worthwhile one, the OF.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya really – doesn’t Marcus suck?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

then he’ll fit right in!

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s an obvious need in the lineup for guys who can make consistent contact.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

hooray!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Surprised to see that Zito has 5 quality starts this year (but none in June). This is looking like #6.

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe his June line was 17 ER in 17 IP.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like it could be a quality start for Sowers as well.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 runs against this lineup is hardly ‘quality.’

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 runs in 6 innings, eh? I’m just not as down on Sowers as you are I guess – he needs to keep going out there and get the reps. I thought his last start wasn’t too bad actually, and if he goes another inning or two, this one’s not horrible either. Sowers as a cheap fifth starter is the least of our problems.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. 6 innings, 3 runs. And, his pitch count is still not too high. That’s two in a row. I think this was the pattern he established a couple of years ago. He started out kind of rough, but then started putting up consistently solid numbers and kept it up. Let’s hope we’re seeing him repeat that. It would cheer us all up (and lord knows we need it—Velandia indeed!).

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Tyra Banks know she’s actually not charismatic?

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i think you’re being generous. i would say repulsive is more accurate.

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you watched her show? She is able to talk aout herself no matter what anyone else is talking about?

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

New life goal: Have somebody take a photo of me and dismiss it as “too Maxim.”

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh. I really dislike that chick.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her personality is reprehensible but I do find her attractive

by Fios on Jun 25, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEAR HAMMY AND HEGAN: IT’S NOT ZITO. IT’S US.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

acceptance is the first step in truly addressing a problem

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This could be one of the saddest losses ever. My small amount of optimism is waning…

by mjschaefer on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

6 shutout innings.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

wow that was a big swing.

by supermarioelia on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

carroll accounts for 67% of our hits. i guess blake is no longer our best hitter

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

wait wait wait wait, who’s average is highest?

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm, carroll.

but actually francisco.

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else think at some point, no matter how good a dude Shelton is, you have to shake things up and get another voice in the batting cage?

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

who knew…

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooo k. looks like we have an ad.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh, confusion dispelled. Still, haven’t seen too many threads on the topic, or any beat writers dwelling on the subject. I mean, its kind of traditional, right? Cheap low risk move?

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, if Skinner and Shelton swapped duties I wouldn’t be upset at all.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we fire Shelton now? Even as a symbolic gesture?

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Zito is outperforming my prediction. But not by much.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

z

Eric Wedge is an idiot.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

even Omar gets a hit

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

pass it over here omar. with this team, i need a hit too.

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next week: America’s Next Top LGT Poster.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I will be posing nude after the jump.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to grounds crew: Set up additional smoke and mirrors for Sowers.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

It worked! K!

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Sowers really sucks.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you type that with asterisks around it, or are you turning on us?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear I just put it in normally.

by afh4 on Jun 25, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s what i told her

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mujica warming.

Mmmm black damp take me away.

--
2008: let the hate flow through you.

by vbc3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What, not Betancourt?

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that’s a yoga position

by APV on Jun 26, 2008 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Upward Facing Dog, appropriately enough.

by fleerdon on Jun 26, 2008 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

This may be an exaggeration, but it may not be, if Zito throws a shutout, I will close the window on 2008.

by Fredward on Jun 25, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

how in the world is it still open?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

musta been letting out a fly.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

First runner on second base?

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

second one.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 out hit?

ooh, that’ll lead to something!

wait, who am i kidding

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I welcome everyone to start posting “fail” pictures.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A RUN!!

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

A run charged to Barry Zito!

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO CAN WE SAY WE SCORED OFF OF BARRY ZITO?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can say that, officially, Barry Zito did not shut us out.

Officially.

We all know better, but the box score won’t.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the stream in which we teach our kids to fish

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

So, will Marte bat for Velandia?

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

we need more strikeouts?

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap, i guess so

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was kidding, but lo and behold!

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although temporary pause on fail pics until this inning is over.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I donno … we’ve been doing well since i posted that rock bottom pic.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that’s a beer and most of my workout. It’s slow going. And I feel a little sloshy.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re all behind you 100% on this.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

why does the box score say:
Inherited runners-scored: Yabu 1-0

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

bc its wrong?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, that’s my point.

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

still no RBI for Marte.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

hammy keeps jinxing him

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who comes in at 2B/SS? Peralta and lose the DH or does Casey Blake make his debut at 2B?

by Fundamentals on Jun 25, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought we were all going to share a moment there.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If only.

But…

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty hard for me to stomach. That guy obviously died from this.

by jhon on Jun 25, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I guess I didn’t even think of that. Bummer.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if he’s a stunt guy and wearing protection there’s a chance he’s only critically injured and not dead. If a fall isn’t broken, however, it doesn’t take much distance before fatality is assured. You could do the 9.8 m/s^2 thing to get the distance-I’m guessing he fell about 6 stories, which is almost always fatal.

by jhon on Jun 25, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like wedge finally found a sense of humor

by oaksterdam on Jun 25, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

would you like to try Marte there?

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we’re doing this, Casey was rumored at 2B a few offseasons ago, I’d move him there and Carroll to SS. Or you can just lose the DH and put Peralta in the field.

by Fundamentals on Jun 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLAKE

WAS

NEVER

RUMORED

AT

2B

EVER

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m confused…what are you trying to say?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay, you’ve got to stop thinking rationally and start thinking like THE WEDGE.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may mean that it was mentioned Blake could play 2B in a pinch.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

blake could grit his way through open-heart surgery in a pinch, man…2B is no challenge

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blake was rumored as an option at 2B the offseason that the team signed Boone. It never got very far, but it was mentioned as a possibility.

by Fundamentals on Jun 25, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLAKE

WAS

NEVER

RUMORED

AT

2B

EVER

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

For those of you in one-appearance fantasy leagues, Casey Blake is now shortstop eligible.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Uber grit.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really good roster management here.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I hear that right?

Marte pinch-hit for a pinch-hitting Dellucci?

Blake is playing shortstop?

What the hell?

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

If I may so, this is the “peter principle”. Everyone rising to their won level of incompetence.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

“own”, no “won”—no doubt that’s a Freudian slip.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Mass hysteria. Cats and dogs sleeping together.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the heals of this development, if the White Sox win tonight, I am officially, for the first time, agreeing to let the fire sale commence.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the dark side. It’s fun. We drink a lot.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte PH for Velandia – not quite as mindboggling

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dellucci was announced.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever it takes to keep dellucci off the field…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have the wrong pitcher on the mound if we’re trying to get this game in to beat a rainstorm.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

White flag officially raised. Velandia starts, Marte pinch hits, and Casey at short. The Wedge sphincter (circle of crust) has relaxed, finally.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey. If this goes extra innings, can Casey play all 9 positions or something? At least that would be fun to watch!!

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m with ya. And we win and Wedge pies himself.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let him pitch.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be patient. If he pitches the last inning, he’ll get the win!

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t you see the beauty in this people….Casey Blake and Andy Marte playing side-by-side.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet when Wedge looks at that side of the infield, he squints his eyes so he can only see the shortstop

by Fios on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Jeter and A-Rod.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They’ve started games with Blake at first and Marte at third several times this year. They’ve shared an infield before, but never quite like this.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton must really like Sowers, because he’s talking about how brilliant is 9-hit, 5 walk performance was.

by ASP on Jun 25, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

zz

I really don’t know what to make of Betancourt.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, you could make a hat, you could make a brooch, you could make a pterodactyl…

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s serve Omar a meatball and let the crowd go home really happy.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

john bowker, ladies and gentleman. just another in the long list of verbing nobodies that this bullpen has made to look like the splinter himself. noun you, raffy b. noun yourself.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha I approve of this one. Wannabe DJs and wannabe Dancers are just not high on my list at all.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright if Raffy is actually hurt, this is ridiculous.

by supermarioelia on Jun 25, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Just need a guy with a briefcase trudging up the lower steps.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t that what Cooper was doing when he hit his head?

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What in the sweet chocolate Christ happened here.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Betancourt, simply put, is pitching badly. The Indians know they have little chance of contending if he doesn’t get better—so, they keep running him out there. But, it ain’t happening. Time to try something else.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s trade him.

Everyone says we won’t get much for CC, but we could always sweeten the pot. Betancourt. Francisco. I don’t know.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. They really DO need him to get better. I thought he was their MVP last year. But, hoping and praying isn’t working. Maybe he needs a break; or maybe he’s hurt. Whatever it is, I think we need to find a way to re-start Raffie. Trading him now won’t get you much, and you’ll have a tough time finding anyone who can be that good.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just frustrated.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

As soon as Juan Rincon gets back, they’ll talk about their PED suspensions and recapture former glory.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Betancourt have any options? Would some Buffalo time do him any good?

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s make that happen, then.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I posted this, but I’m getting a good laugh out of it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It appears to be somebody with a giant fly swatter going all-out for the kill

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s windy.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which makes hitting the fly all the harder.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad thing is its not a blowout, but its still a clownshow.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Banner material.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s really locked in and seeing the ball.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks like one of those strike zone things on TV—the tire is the strike zone, the dog is the ball. If the pitcher is for anyone but us, that’s a strike.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is not as much fun as when we posted pictures to count down our magic numbers.

It’s therapeutic, though.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Again with the BenFran homerun swings that go nowhere. That’s twice tonight.

by supermarioelia on Jun 25, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Must be crazy windy. Did you see Molina’s unbalanced hack that drove a ball to the wall in RCF earlier in the game?

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

BO-RING.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick, please, you’re just confusing me now.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t know what this one’s about. I was just rolling.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would they put a gas station on the runway?

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

They say a bullpen all starts with the closer. Joe Borowski enters with an 8.31 ERA. Now I understand where our bullpen starts.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I would rather watch the Pittsburgh Pirates. Honestly.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Now you’re just crazy.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

In the words a dearly departed family friend: “Tell you what I do know. [Rattles empty Scotch glass.] I’m gonna have another one of these.”

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Whenever I think of Conrad’s Tires, I think of losing. And sports platitudes.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

MAR-TAY!

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

jamey c is still locked in an epic death match w/ tyler walker according to gameday…did we score 12 more runs after that happened?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay last one for me.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Dogs don’t fail. People fail dogs.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha this dog was set up to fail.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the Indians/Wahoo controversy, I think they should just change their name to the Cleveland Valium.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Brodzoski (The Close) bailed out by great throw by Ben Fran and plate block by Shoppach.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a great f’in play!

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m anxiously awaiting Marte’s Shaq vs. Kobe-esque rap about Blake.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Giambi is doing promos for the All-Star game on MLB.tv and Barry Bonds is unemployed. Nice, Bud. Very Nice.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s allllll right … cuz it’s alllllll white.

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in: Brian Wilson has 20 saves.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wilson’s good. Been projected as their closer of the future the last few years.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when SF would have been lucky to win 65 games this year?

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure we had a guy projected for several years as our future closer.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hint: Fernando Cabrera.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

but SMiLE was overrated

by JulioBernazard on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love when Jhonny loves RF.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Did some earlier posts get deleted, or am I imagining things? Not that it’s important, but I’m wondering if watching the Indians is affecting my brain?

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe your brain sucks, too.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. It’s just reading your witty riposte that does it.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What posts?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frequently, Indians batters resemble them.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS TEAM IS PATHETIC.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Trevor Crowe is 4-5 again tonight.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s hard to know what’s going on with Crowe right now. Because of his injuries earlier in the season, he’s still in the small sample size territory. And is current success is entirely because of his scorching June (.407 BA for the month). But he’s back to hitting .300 with a .400+ OBP and his speed gets him enough 2Bs to keep his SLG over .400. I think he needs to sustain this (and stay healthy) for another few months before we can dust off the Trevor Crowe bandwagon. But given the disappointing performances of a lot of our near-major guys, it’s nice to see Crowe doing something.

by APV on Jun 26, 2008 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would be lukewarm about Crowe’s season if he were doing it in Triple-A, and he isn’t.

by Jay on Jun 26, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m a long way from being excited about him, but I’ll start paying attention to him again. something i’ve been actively avoiding for the last 12 months.

by APV on Jun 26, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s it say about me that a not-so-small part of me wants the royals to win tonight?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

You want a better draft slot?

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRE WEDGE. AGAIN.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok. I don’t even need to see the White Sox play tonight. I’ll bit….sell.

by xrickx on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Shelton rent, or own?

by JulioBernazard on Jun 25, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

HIRE WALT HRINIAK.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

i believe he leases, with an option to buy…

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because, Shelton’s girl:

The one on the left.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda young, no?

by jhon on Jun 25, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot that we actually have to watch this team lose embarassingly before there will be any trades. This part sucks.

by bewwolv on Jun 25, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

No need to delay the inevitable.

Soak it in.

by fleerdon on Jun 25, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bright side – if Shap was actually wondering if we’re going to compete this year, answer served on platter. Let the trading begin.

Please.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

At least all the trade banter will be more interesting than the product on the field.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, I think we’ll play better and have a more entertaiing ballclub once that starts. This team is wound so tight you could provide a small city with power for the rest of the summer if you pulled the cord right.

Screw the injuries – this team wasn’t ready to play on opening day and was still in spring training a month after the season started. Totally psyched out and over-analyzed from the getgo. The sooner Shap gives up the dream of a corporate do good team grit psycho profile beard over bats loyalty joined at the hip bullsit the better.

Whew.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I will have a blast watching the post-trade team.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed the late-2006 club, and definitely the 2003 club.

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. Young guys who play without pressure can be a fun diversion.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome post. I’m not too worried about it. Being an Indians fan isn’t all about winning-obviously. There will be things that happen that’ll keep my interest. Call ups, firings, hirings-taking a series against a rival. All kinds of stuff.

Hard to believe we finally took a season-series against the Yankees this year. There have been some good things.

by jhon on Jun 25, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Went 3-1 against Toronto.

by odradek on Jun 25, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there ya go. Not all bad. Cliff Lee came back. Uh. Uh. Jeff Stevens has pitched well. Those are good things.

by jhon on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a chance Fasano goes into the Hall as an Indian.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Good points here. Team wasn’t ready—completely flummoxed and psyched-out. Time to loosen up, get a few ne’er-do-wells, guys who don’t play the game right, don’t run out grounders, pose at the plate, drink too much and get in fights on the plane. With Victor out you don’t see many smiles in the dugout.

by odradek on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Wily Mo!

Over here!

by jhon on Jun 25, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post loghorrea, I guess my vector, straight or not, points less at the players and more at the environment they work in. The efficiencies necessary for a small market team to succeed include not only the player contracts you assume, but also the coaching personnel and yes, even the philosophy you espouse. If its not working, you have to change it.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

any chance that the brewers part with LaPorta or Gamel for CC?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad SD is out of it. Chase Headley would not be a bad option.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey let’s get swept by Frisco.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

if the Royals win tonight we are in last place.

by ASP on Jun 25, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

We haven’t been in last place, this late in the season, since 1992.

by Toxicadam on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re no longer in the Jacobs Field era.

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, we’re in the Municipal Stadium era.

by SuddenSam on Jun 26, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is bizarro world.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, if a team comes within a single win of the world series in year A, enters year B (the very next year) as among the short list of world series favorites, and at the all-star break of year B is in LAST PLACE in one of the worst divisions of baseball…wouldn’t that mean that someone in a position of influence should be relieved of their responsibility in the organization?

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not a Wedge fan, but they DID get to the brink of the World Series last year. Same guys. So, which is the anomaly—last year, or this?

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND BLEW IT. LIKE 2005.

< / irrationality >

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

very good question…i have no idea who’s at fault. i’m not saying wedge, i’m not saying shapiro, shelton…it just seems to me when a team underachieves to this extent, there has to be SOME accountability. as we well know, we obviously can’t fire the players (please find a way to fire dellucci), so doesn’t someone need to get shtcanned? whether they overachieved last year or not, the message isn’t working

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not even in the “FIRE WEDGE (all caps)” group. I don’t think it’s Wedge’s fault.

But really, I don’t think it matters much who manages this team. It’s likely to be someone of little personality who won’t greatly screw things up. I’d be happy with that. If it pleases the torch-wielding mob demanding change, I’m fine with Luvullo or Skinner. Or Omar. Well, not Omar.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

but are you in the FE WEE group?

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Musta not been here for that one.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

as i say, i’m not firmly in a “fire (insert specific indians brass)” camp, either. nor am i advocating change for the simple sake of change (and i haven’t wielded a torch since eric plunk left town). in fact, i think it’s self-defeating to fire wedge at this stage. he’s not likely, in my opinion, to be managing this team next year, but whoever would replace him today sure as noun isn’t going to be the manager either.

the simple point is that something is going wrong-drastically wrong-and either the indians aren’t addressing it, or they aren’t willing to admit something is awry.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge will manage the Indians next year, unless his head explodes. Shapiro has already declared what is wrong: an overworked bullpen and lousy injury luck.

by odradek on Jun 25, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge will utter his usual line – Sowers gave us a chance to win

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Sowers in fact gave us a good chance to win.

More often than not, when the starter goes 7 IP and gives up 3 ER, his team will win the game.

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s the Indians, 2008 edition. But, I agree—Sowers did pretty well. He’s not why they lost.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

KC up 4-1 in the 6th, looking to go 12-3 against the NL (Indians 4-10).

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

they are playing the juggernaut known as the Colorado Rockies, so let’s not get too far in front of ourselves

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

the team that just swept the Indians is surely a good team

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s right. Taveras will keep hitting infield grounders that nobody can field; he’ll steal three bases in an inning and the back-up catcher will triple with the bases loaded.

by peter m on Jun 25, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. It’s filthy here on the bottom. There are years of empty Pringles cans just collecting dust. KC really didn’t keep it well.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind the inventor of the Pringles can was buried in a Pringles can.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grandfather once found a ‘potato-crisp’ shaped mouse in a can of Pringles.

That was back in the day, though so I’m sure QC has gotten a lot better.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post cremation, of course. Certain ettiquette applies.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s fantastic. All I ask at my funeral is a sense of humor.

by fleerdon on Jun 26, 2008 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awaiting Wedge Post Game Blow up of …

THIS TEAM IS F-ING CRAP. I CAN”T STAND IT ANYMORE THESE A-HOLES ARE KILLING ME. LOOK AT ME! I’M ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN! I”M GOING TO GO HOME AND KILL MY DOG. HAPPY NOW? STUPID M-F ERS GIVING AWAY AT BATS AND SHIT!

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge ie very relaxed this year—he has job security

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic.

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge is serene right now. He pinch hit Marte and Casey played SS. Tics are gone, and he will not take an Ambien tonight.

by mcrose on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

CC as DH … Blake at 2b … Garko leading off …

You wanna get nuts?!? Let’s get nuts!

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge has always been cool and calm in times of crisis.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge gave Blake the choice of playing 2B or SS in the 9th. He feels comfortable with him anywhere.

by palcal on Jun 25, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel a photoshop coming on …

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent idea. I’ll get on this.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Marginal prospect” and “too old for his league” Max Ramirez hit his first home run for the Rangers tonight.

by Toxicadam on Jun 25, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

PalCal is that you?

I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.

by emd2k3 on Jun 25, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was supposed to be playing in a minor league all star game tonight.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, until he got called up. Good for him, I guess I’m trying to say.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot “doesn’t have a position.”

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing somehow the Rangers will manage.

by Toxicadam on Jun 25, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIRE FRESNO STATE HITTERS

by JulioBernazard on Jun 25, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for them.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen this business about Shawn Chacon? Suspended indefinitely by the Astros. I was watching on EI and Ed Wade held an impromptu press conference.

WADE: ...suspended from the team. Indefinitely.
REPORTER: Why?
WADE: Insubordination of team policy (or something with “insubordination” in it).
REPORTER: What did he do?
WADE: I won’t discuss that.
REPORTER: Is it true he physically accosted you?
WADE: I won’t discuss that.

Woah.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

if they’re looking for a heavyset African-American SP to replace him, Hunter Pence and Roy Oswalt will do nicely.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 25, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oswalt is 30. I’m not sure.

I know it’s the Astros, but do they have anyone besides Pence between here and AA that we’d want? I honestly am drawing a blank.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

More on Chacon:

According Chacon, he was in the lunch room after batting practice when Cooper asked him to join him in his office.

"And I said, ‘what do you want to speak to me about?’" Chacon said. "He said, ‘we just want to talk to you.’ I said, ‘anything you can say you can say to me right here. I don’t want to go to the office. He looked at me and I said there’s nothing for me to say to you guys.’ And I don’t think whatever they had to say to me they were going to make me happy. I didn’t want to get in a closed-room conversation. I just wanted to be left alone.

"I sat down to eat and Ed Wade came to me and very sternly said, ‘you need to come with me to the office.’ I said ‘for what?’ I said ‘I don’t want to go to the office with you and Cooper.’ And I said ‘You can tell me whatever you got to tell me right here.’ He’s like, ‘oh, you want me to tell you right here?’ And I said, ‘yeah.’ I’m not yelling. I’m calm."

It deteriorated quickly afterward, according to Chacon.

"He started yelling and cussing,” Chacon said of Wade. “I’m sitting there and I said to him very calmly, ‘Ed, you need to stop yelling me. Then I stood up and said ‘you better stop yelling at me.’ I stood up. He continued and was basically yelling and stuff and was like, ‘You need to (expletive) look in the mirror.’ So at that point I lost my cool and I grabbed him by the neck and threw him to the ground. I jumped on top of him because at that point I wanted to beat his (butt). Words were exchanged."

Players quickly intervened to separate Wade and Chacon, who remembers being pulled away by backup outfielder Reggie Abercrombie.

Source.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God they protected us from seeing the word “ass.”

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So anyway … what the hell was it they wanted to talk to him about?

by Jay on Jun 25, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he demanded a trade. I’m sure when a player does that, he has to talk to the higher-ups.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

in an ironic twist, they were going to present him with a plaque recognizing him as “least likely astro to try to choke the manager”. now they have to completely re-vote.

by DontCallMeJoey on Jun 25, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Something about lunch. Maybe Shawn took Ed’s special salad?

by odradek on Jun 25, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Sigh.

Every game I’ve turned on has mentioned the Indians losing to Barry Zito.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 25, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s true—it happened!

by odradek on Jun 25, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://youtube.com/watch?v=13dUZTSf_lM

Todd Jones entertaining the fans during a rain delay.

by Toxicadam on Jun 25, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm…maybe we could get Borowski to imitate one of Victor’s singles during the next rain delay!

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on Jun 26, 2008 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

or one of Hafner’s ground-outs to second.

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 26, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2008 Cleveland Indians: Home of the Triple Steal, Unassisted Triple Play, and not a heck of a lot more.

by westbrook on Jun 25, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Eech.

by fleerdon on Jun 26, 2008 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, who do you want to win the AL Central, now that it is becoming clearer it will not be the Indians? I’m rooting for KC, but I fear Minnesota will win.

by odradek on Jun 25, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I haven’t even thought about it.

Anybody besides the Sox and Tigers, I guess.

by Toxicadam on Jun 25, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d tolerate the Tigers if I could be assured their pitchers would commit seven errors during the ALDS, which they would lose in three games.

The Indians play the White Sox on the final day of the season. It would be great to send them home. It would be particularly sweet if a Tribe victory resulted from a blown call, a bad bounce, or some other form of injustice.

by odradek on Jun 26, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

To add: an injustice involving A.J. Pierzynski.

by odradek on Jun 26, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just sped through the game on the DVR. I still like to think it was really us tonight, not Zito. But I have to say, his velocity surprised me. In his first few innings, he was consistently at 87…about what he threw when he was good. He’s been in the low 80’s for much of the year, and Fangraphs has him at an average of 84 this year. So he definitely had better stuff tonight. But it’s still us, damnit.

Also, Raffy B’s velocity seems to be down a touch. He’s only hit 92 a couple of times the last two nights, and that’s where he usually sits. Not down much, but a little. And the next time he thinks of throwing that spinner of his on the inner half to a lefty hitter with power, he’ll probably think better of it.

by TribeJay on Jun 26, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I realized earlier today that I hadn’t even thought about posting here in what seems like weeks, that’s how bad it’s gotten. I guess I’d rather spend my time watching something where I know there’s at least a chance of scoring, like German soccer.

by maledicta on Jun 26, 2008 2:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Last place, huh? Good job with the thread, though.

by APV on Jun 26, 2008 8:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh. I did not expect to be following a last place club at this time of the 2008 season. Got to deal with it I suppose.

The batter swings and the summer flies...

by cclemens31 on Jun 26, 2008 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The schedule tells me we don’t play Seattle until just after the All-Star Break. Which is unfortunate, as I think we are in dire need of a Lookout Landing takeover.

by APV on Jun 26, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

We could take it over anyway.

Better yet, we could take over someone else’s blog that we’re not even playing, and insist on discussing the Indians game the whole time.

by Jay on Jun 26, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vote for Royals Review.

Free Andy Marte!

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Jun 26, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha we spend entire game threads here not talking about the Tribe, and we’re going to another blog and talk about them? Yeah that seems about right.

by supermarioelia on Jun 26, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d guess it would be the 4th inning before they even know what team we’re from.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 27, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

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