Space-Age Simulation Shows What Sabathia Might Look Like as a Brewer

"NASA is pleased to announce that, in a joint venture with ESPN, it has successfully peered into the near future to understand what Cleveland Indians’ pitcher C.C. Sabathia might look like once he is traded," said NASA spokesman Ed Bonucci. "While the image is of course only a simulation, this imagery suggests that Sabathia will continue to be a large and imposing ballplayer, albeit in a Brewers uniform," he said.

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Yeah, I was a fan of that too.

I’m really digging the Brewers.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 27, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

When I saw the headline, I was expecting to see something like this:

by DaytonDogg on Jun 27, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

I really, really want a donut now.

by Pronk33 on Jun 28, 2008 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This would be the perfect trade, in that we wouldn’t have to retire a single fat joke.

Captain Cheeseburger Sabathia works a little better than, say, Burger Prince Fielder.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 28, 2008 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m pretty sure Fielder has become a vegetarian and gone on a “health” diet of some kind (during the off season, if I remember correctly). So, presumably, those donuts were fried in vegetable oil?

by peter m on Jun 30, 2008 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs