2008 All-Star Game Thread
CLIFF LEE, starting pitcher: You couldn't make this story up. Underachieving in 2006, injured and frustrated and humbled and nearly cast aside in 2007 ... dominant in 2008. In a season when so much has gone wrong, something has gone very right for this guy.



GRADY SIZEMORE, reserve outfielder: No longer just a coverboy, he now leads the league in home runs, and he's on pace for 38 stolen bases. He dives all over the outfield and basepaths and already owns a Gold Glove. He shows little sign of ever taking himself seriously. And chicks really, really dig him.


NOT APPEARING TONIGHT: Lee Stevens, Brandon Phillips, Bartolo Colon and Tim Drew.
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NOT APPEARING TONIGHT: Lee Stevens, Brandon Phillips, Bartolo Colon and Tim Drew
Awesome.
Burn on, big river, burn on...
by Turkmenbashi on Jul 15, 2008 7:36 PM EDT 1 recs
He’s so awesome he even has a definite article.
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2008: let the hate flow through you.
by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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The only thing I can think of is it’s a play on THE OSU?
Dear Mr. Sabean, I hear you have a reputation of being stupid. Want to deal Lincecum or Cain? You can pick THREE of these 4 players for either: Borowski, Dellucci, Blake, Byrd.
by westbrook on
Jul 15, 2008 7:45 PM EDT
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I read it as …
THE Grady’s Ladies
... meaning, not those other fake ones.
by Jay on
Jul 15, 2008 7:48 PM EDT
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I’m watching the pregame stuff, and I am already sick of New York.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on Jul 15, 2008 7:57 PM EDT 0 recs
After the Derby, I can’t imagine how it could get worse, but I’m sure they found a way to make it so.
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:00 PM EDT
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The derby was on cable so I missed it. I imagine this is pretty much more of the same.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:04 PM EDT
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Oh come on, now…the Yankees are unbearable, but New York is awesome, and having this in Yankee Stadium, in spite of the Yankees fans, is pretty cool in my opinion.
by DontCallMeJoey on
Jul 15, 2008 8:32 PM EDT
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New York is sort of unbearably full of itself.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:33 PM EDT
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clearly, you’ve never spent any meaningful time in LA. having done time in both, NY seems like Cloverdale, IN compared to LA’s full-of-itself-iness
by DontCallMeJoey on
Jul 15, 2008 8:35 PM EDT
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I have no quibble with LA, but you’re right that I haven’t spent a large amount of time there. To be honest, if both cities got a good dose of YOU ARE NOT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE I’d be happy.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:37 PM EDT
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Why bother? The people from both cities would just refuse to believe any evidence you present to them.
Free Andy Marte!
by woodsmeister on
Jul 15, 2008 8:38 PM EDT
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they could both use a major dose, no doubt, but new york’s claim is much more legit than LA’s…and new yorkers would listen, while angelenos wouldn’t understand but would nod knowingly while wearing shades inside and thinking about tanning beds
by DontCallMeJoey on
Jul 15, 2008 8:40 PM EDT
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New York City actually is, in many real respects, the center of the universe.
L.A. is disgusting.
by Jay on
Jul 15, 2008 8:46 PM EDT
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Rec for agreement. New York has it’s bad qualities, but it’s hard to argue with everything it has to offer
by Roger Dorn on
Jul 16, 2008 9:07 AM EDT
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The food, the music, Broadway – lot’s of crappy stuff in NYC. I’ll take Chicago every time.
Resident LGT beer kinda sewer
by mauichuck on
Jul 16, 2008 11:24 AM EDT
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They definitely got louder for him than most of hte other guys.
Dear Mr. Sabean, I hear you have a reputation of being stupid. Want to deal Lincecum or Cain? You can pick THREE of these 4 players for either: Borowski, Dellucci, Blake, Byrd.
by westbrook on
Jul 15, 2008 8:08 PM EDT
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He’s been targeted for assimilation.
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:09 PM EDT
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Thanks for giving me the mental image of Grady after having been assimilated by the Borg.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:13 PM EDT
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If I were any good as PhotoShop, I’d whip up an image of Locutus in pinstripes for ya.
Actually, it’s probably for the best that I don’t have it.
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:16 PM EDT
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You know, he’s like, one of two Yankees in the history of Yankees I actually like.
Burn on, big river, burn on...
by Turkmenbashi on
Jul 15, 2008 8:08 PM EDT
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Yeah, you have to respect The Mo.
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:09 PM EDT
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Lou Gehrig has to be the other … right?
I did a Google image search for "Andy Marte." It turned up zero results.
by emd2k3 on
Jul 16, 2008 9:30 AM EDT
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I’ve heard so much about “The New 1.3 Billion Dollar Yankee Stadium” over the last 36 hours that I’m beginning to think that is actually going to be the real name of stupid thing.
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:11 PM EDT
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ah, i’m at work right now and not watching
by Gradyforpresident on
Jul 15, 2008 8:16 PM EDT
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I hate Joe Buck and Yankee Stadium so much I can barely even speak. And Apple isn’t making my night any better. Nor is studying for the Bar.
I have very little going for me right now.
Il faut d'abord durer.
by CU Adam on Jul 15, 2008 8:13 PM EDT 0 recs
I still can’t believe that’s really Cliff out there.
by supermarioelia on Jul 15, 2008 8:15 PM EDT 0 recs
Wait … they have All-Stars for EVERY POSITION? This is going to take all night.
Il faut d'abord durer.
by CU Adam on Jul 15, 2008 8:15 PM EDT 0 recs
I effing LOVE Bob Feller
Burn on, big river, burn on...
by Turkmenbashi on Jul 15, 2008 8:15 PM EDT 0 recs
11:15
Dear Mr. Sabean, I hear you have a reputation of being stupid. Want to deal Lincecum or Cain? You can pick THREE of these 4 players for either: Borowski, Dellucci, Blake, Byrd.
by westbrook on
Jul 15, 2008 8:17 PM EDT
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Game thread or not, fuck Pedroia
Burn on, big river, burn on...
by Turkmenbashi on Jul 15, 2008 8:16 PM EDT 0 recs
Seriously. The only good part of this game being in New York was hearing him get booed. I smiled ear to ear.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:17 PM EDT
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Bahahahaha that rocks.
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:19 PM EDT
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The crowd got one thing right. BOOOOOOO Pedroia
Dear Mr. Sabean, I hear you have a reputation of being stupid. Want to deal Lincecum or Cain? You can pick THREE of these 4 players for either: Borowski, Dellucci, Blake, Byrd.
by westbrook on Jul 15, 2008 8:17 PM EDT 0 recs
I’m amused that the “hardcore” Yankee fans there will boo any Red Sox player, but cheered Bill Mazeroski…
by Fundamentals on Jul 15, 2008 8:18 PM EDT 0 recs
So play along for a sec. What happens if Jeter dies in a tragic accident? Do the Yankees just fold their franchise? Could they possibly get over that?
by supermarioelia on Jul 15, 2008 8:20 PM EDT 0 recs
You’re such a liar. Jeter is a supernatural creature. He couldn’t possibly die.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:21 PM EDT
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You think Cal Ripken is standing there next to Jeter and thinking, “I can’t believe you’re so popular for being so crappy.”
Il faut d'abord durer.
by CU Adam on Jul 15, 2008 8:20 PM EDT 1 recs
No. I think he’s thinking, “How come I never got to have sex with any models?”
by Jay on
Jul 15, 2008 8:47 PM EDT
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How come people sometimes say “Rec” but I don’t see a rec? Does it not show up right away?
Or is it like when they had to remind Michael Scott, “Just shouting ‘Bankruptcy’ isn’t the same as declaring it”?
Steel Nick
by nickjs21 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:53 PM EDT
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“the best sex story i’ve got is kevin costner banging my wife…wait, did i say that or think that…”
by DontCallMeJoey on
Jul 15, 2008 8:49 PM EDT
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I don’t think I’d ever heard of Billy Williams before that.
by supermarioelia on Jul 15, 2008 8:21 PM EDT 0 recs
“Han ol’ buddy, how about a nice cold Colt 45?”
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:25 PM EDT
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Google tells me that you are a Star Wars fan.
by supermarioelia on
Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM EDT
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Yeah so about all of these Cubs who really don’t deserve to be here….
by supermarioelia on Jul 15, 2008 8:22 PM EDT 0 recs
I’ve started voting a completely irrational ticket so I stop taking the selections even remotely seriously.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:24 PM EDT
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Well like some of the reserve selections obviously took some thought, and deserve to be there…but sometimes you gotta wonder.
by supermarioelia on
Jul 15, 2008 8:25 PM EDT
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I didn’t vote at all this year. Therefore, none of this counts.
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:24 PM EDT
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Sometimes I feel bad about not having voted hard enough. Self, you weren’t going to vote those guys in with the sheer power of your will.
Hard truth: Your eyes lie.
by AngG on
Jul 15, 2008 8:30 PM EDT
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Everyone loving how Yankees and Red Sox make up the entire starting infield?
by joeee on Jul 15, 2008 8:22 PM EDT 0 recs
man, between the Sox and Yanks players, Ichiro, Milton etc, I hate pretty much the entire AL squad.
by ASP on Jul 15, 2008 8:24 PM EDT 0 recs
i got no problem with gameboy but man i really don’t like the AL team
by Gradyforpresident on
Jul 15, 2008 8:26 PM EDT
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I don’t know about all of you, but I’m already on my second Dortmunder
by APV on Jul 15, 2008 8:26 PM EDT 0 recs
More 3 Doors Down? Or just straight-up butt rock?
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by vbc3 on
Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM EDT
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I really, really hate the Yankees. Even more after tonight, which I didn’t think was possible…
by Fundamentals on Jul 15, 2008 8:27 PM EDT 0 recs
hopefully he goes down in a ball of flames and hat-tips the crowd, then gives the whole word the middle finger
by joeee on
Jul 15, 2008 8:29 PM EDT
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which wouldn’t be the worst thing if it kept Boston from getting home-field.
by ASP on
Jul 15, 2008 8:30 PM EDT
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