“I looked up, and Prince had put a huge hot dog bun and all the trimmings on Sabathia’s arm when he wasn’t paying attention.” – David Riske

Fielder is never going to outrun the fat thing; he’s a vegan now for heaven’s sake!

In all seriousness, he doesn’t even look fat in that picture they run-he just looks monstrous and intimidating.

Hilarious, regardless. But still. Fielder is like Ving Rhames or something, not Butterbean.

“This has to end,” Yost admitted to reporters as the Brewers readied themselves for a four-game series against St. Louis. “We can’t have players trying to eat one another, even in Milwaukee, so we’re taking steps. We’ve already talked to both players, explaining that while they are big, they are not food. And as a provisional measure, we’ve gotten Ray Durham from the Giants in the hopes that both Prince and C.C. will think he’s a giant ham and leave one another alone.”

Since this is all already so funny, can we put our heads together and come up with a new header? Something like “Come for the failure, stay for the city planning.” Or, POOP

That part about cutting up the carrots into the hot tub kills me.

On a serious note: does Prince imagine C.C as a Not Dog? How does one go about imagining those things?