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Game Thread: August 14, 2008

Baltimore Orioles at Cleveland Indians, Aug 14, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


Baltimore at Cleveland, 7:05 PM (STO)

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The Godfather as DH
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Anonymous Gonzalez appearing as 3b
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by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Roberts 2b
Killer Markakis RF
Mora 3b
Huff DH
Hernandez C
Millar 1b
Payton CF
Montanez LF
Castro SS

Pitchers: Zach Jackson (bounty from CC trade) vs. Daniel Cabrera

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s the line on number of Cabrera walks? I’m going to go with 7.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Is ParTay due for a day off?

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Prediction:

Grady goes 2 for 2 with a pair of bombs and three walks.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Lots of steals too I hope. 40/40!

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

This really makes me smile. Mo Williams is going to be a fan favorite.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m excited about this trade, especially since a legit second scorer allows guys like Wally to do what they do best: shoot spot up 3s. For the record, I’d feel much better if I read that Brown was implementing a new offense … or any offense for that matter

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine who is a Spurs fan once referred to their offense as the GMA offense, meaning “generally milling about”. I think GMA-LHP would describe Cleveland’s offense; generally milling about with Lebron on the high post.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had NBA League Pass last year and it was stunning to see how bad that offense could be, I mean to call it stagnant probably doesn’t capture it. It was so frustrating to see how often the ball would stay outside the arc, I mean not even an interior pass, and then it would turn into “oh, crap, there’s 4 seconds left on the shot clock.” They were, by far, the worst team at turning defensive stops into points.

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, but I think the whole lack-of-offense problem was mainly a product of having such a huge drop-off from 1st to 2nd best offensive players. It was Lebron, then who? Sure, we had decent shooters but for them to get open it took lots of effort from Lebron. Last playoffs, who was our 2nd best scorer? Wally? That says it all!

Williams is legit. The Cavs are soooo much better today than they were Monday that it is almost impossible to over exaggerate.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is actually the one thing that worries me about this trade, the idea that a second guy is a panacea for their offensive woes. It’s just not that simple. Yes, adding Williams is a definite plus but the Cavs must overcome the lack of ball movement. If you don’t bother to run an offense, it’s not hard to defend against it.

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s basically the whole Chicken-or-Egg thing. Do you need guys who can move the ball before there can be ball movement? Or is it vice-versa?

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, an offensive system would help, too. as much as i love LeBron, “LeBron is the offense” isn’t exactly an inspiring stance from the head coach. with LeBron and Williams creating opportunities for the other guys and stretching the d, i think the pressure is off of brown to get real creative on O. this is an awesome trade…absolutely awesome.

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, this Zack guy LOOKS like a pitcher

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm…this could be better

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

man I hate having two Jeremy Sowers in the rotation.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s up with our infield? This sucks.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, look… a formatting guide.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

wooah

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

oh man.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

this guy isn’t good, I don’t need good defense to tell me that. Just my opinion

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Rays… win the battle of good pens.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to the team, kid. Good luck climbing out.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, I can imaging Wedge sitting at the top not letting the guy out until he’s got a full beard.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine all the grit you’d get under your nails climbing out.

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh that’d be impressive.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good start by Grady.

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

GRADY WITH A LOOONg drive that lands in front of markakis

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait what is going on? Why isn’t Zack Jackson really good?

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

First guy to the majors from the deal! He was supposed to be the best!

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh, this is why Milwaukee wanted CC instead of him.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Daniel Cabrera: Not a Control Artist

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how STO graphics, instead of saying Cabrera is “1st” in wild pitches or walks it says “MOST.”

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hammy needs to settle down tonight.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He has a pretty severe random error tonight.

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three batters without a walk… interesting.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HEYYYAH, that hammy was NOT excited about!

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah! CHOO CHOO CHOO

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on ride the train!

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, Josh Barfield is in AA now?

I go out of the country for one week and Josh Barfield is in AA and Trevor Crowe sucks again?

You guys really fell apart on me.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate to break this to you, but Victor has been sent to AA as well.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

if it makes u feel better, that’s news to me too.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But…but…Hafner took BP today and VMart may go on a rehab assignment. There’s hope yet!

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAIT!

And JD Martin is starting?

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a wild world, 2008.

Where were you?

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beautiful place. Where did you go in Costa Rica?

by bewwolv on Aug 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sort of all over. La Fortuna, Monteverde, Samara, Mal Pais, San Jose.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went on my honeymoon to Costa Rica at exactly this time last August. Drove from San Jose to Manuel Antonio and back, spending almost a week in Manuel Antonio. I would go back tomorrow. Just an amazing place.

by bewwolv on Aug 14, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAGICAL HELMET!!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the helmet.

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

just me, or does that B look a lot like the red sox’s?

"...leading the league in most offensive categories. Including nose hairs."

by sarcasmdave on Aug 14, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is. That was totally ’shopped on.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry about that – it was the first good, small magic helmet picture that came up on Google Images.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I support this half-inning.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

both teams will score exactly 2 runs in each of the 9 innings… an MLB first.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WELGARZ HATES COMMUNISM!!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What’d he do now?

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s asleep, I think. Or eating breakfast. Or something.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s OPS-ing 2300 in the Olympics.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. So this is just a commentary on last night? That’s cool. Just wondering.

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even think I can OPS 2300 in my video game. Sheesh

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray for devoted capitalists!

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not support this pitch count.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think this Zack Jackson thing is going to work out.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think it matters.

by SuddenSam on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s all good. LaPorta saved Cleveland last night. All will be copacetic in due time.

--
In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

good word.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we had Brian Roberts, we would probably have won at least 57 games by now.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben Francisco is Ibanezesque out there.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

See, there’s the Zack Jackson rub. Zack Jacksons can mow down guys like Juan Castro, but are just completely overmatched by Brian Robertses.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Four straight HRs by the White Sox? what a bunch of rally killers.

/McCarver

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, McCarver is such a buffoon.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad defense or not, this guy’s foolin no one.

GIVE ME LAFF OR GIVE ME DEATH

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there any reason for Andy Gonzalez to ever play?

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

showcase!

/sarc

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean seriously? If I were more motivated I could get apoplectic about this. It’s offensive. Why can’t Wedge just give Marte at bats for god’s sake?

It would be one thing if Marte was DHing or something but, jesus. We know what Andy Gonzalez is.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

seconded without comment

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

To teach Marte some sort of figment-of-Wedge’s-mind lesson?

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s… versitile?

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A home run every five or so games?

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once you get past 1 and 2, the Orioles lineup really drops off, don’t it?

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate this Dr. PEDroia physicist!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

a commercial on the radio referred to the royals as a division rival

by c9kay32 on Aug 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

again, welcome to 2008

"I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work." -George Carlin

by RD74 on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko is so gritty recently. I can’t quite put my finger on why.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s something about an Aqua Velva man.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

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This is terrifying.

That says it all.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually it says nothing. I blew it.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been paying attention. Has he shown any less suck since his benching?

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually… yes.

I mean that, he has looked a lot better.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, Cabrera is such a freakin’ headcase.

WHY ARE YOU SWINGING AT THAT?

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

For this series, A. Gonzalez is OPSing 5000. Think about that.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

No OPSing 3000

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Jackson seems determined not to lose this thing with walks. I commend him for that much.

by fleerdon on Aug 14, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

SEND KENNY!!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone read Scene (that free thing at most stores) magazine? It’s just advertisements piled on top of more advertisements. Only useful thing I learned was that David Byrne is coming to Cleveland October 23.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Scene has been awful since the end of 1998. I miss the old mag.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to college elsewhere, so I guess I’ve been spared. It sucks though. Also, it’s super politically biased.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

david byrne is a personal hero of mine, i wish i lived in cleveland

by c9kay32 on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love him too. I’m def going to see him.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.everythingthathappens.com/tour.html

Tour Dates can be found there. Check if he’s going to wherever you live.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So At/dkins says there’s no rush to promote Mills, they want him to be a finished high-A prospect before AA apparently.

by fleerdon on Aug 14, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

DONT YOU HIT GRADY!!!!

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll buy a Zach Jackson jersey if he hits the first batter up.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This possibility is just AWESOME. I mean, do it. DO IT.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone remind me why Dellucchiiiii is still on this team?

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

It takes skill to GIDP like that.

Despite all of my best intentions, I have not, in fact, grown up to be a debaser.

by zempf on Aug 14, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he made Wedge an offer he couldn’t refuse?

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Grit. The Beard. The Approach. The usual.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it’s an ethos.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zack Jackson really sucks.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

NOBODY LIKES YOU, GUTHRIE!!

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

can someone following fill me in on the ESPN poll?

What’s been the biggest controversy at the Olympics?

-Spanish basketball team photo
-Alicia Sacramone’s balance beam routine

? what’s controversial about either? Besides Alicia being pretty hot for a gymnast?

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I would go with C, Bob.

c) Sneaky Chinese obviously cheating.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sacramone did a difficult mount on the balance beam, falling off and pretty much costing the team the slim hope they had just acquired after one of the Chinese gymnasts fell off the beam.

The Spanish team made the unfortunate choice of having their picture taken while all of them were pulling their eye sockets back in a vague attempt to look oriental.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

hire whoever this is!!

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel so dirty because she’s probably like 16 years old. They need an age limit so I can feel comfortable ogling.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

she’s 20 or 21 I believe. It’s all good.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

woah. This is the same girl?

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

superduper.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I said once after attending a poetry reading by a ridiculously hot Palestinian writer: Nothing fosters international relations like hot babes. If this isn’t the Olympic spirit, I don’t know what is.

by fleerdon on Aug 14, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is oddly intriguing.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. That’s the word.

by fleerdon on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

20, per wikipedia

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s a 33-year old olympic gymnast competing for Germany. Definitely legal. Have fun.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buzz Bissinger has an op-ed in the NY Times about how women’s (girl’s, really) gymnastics is child abuse.

by SuddenSam on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spain bball pulled their eyes apart in a team photo to make them look “chinese”. Some say it’s racist. I don’t know anything about the balance beam thing.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OT: I saw Pineapple Express on Tuesday. It’s pretty damn funny. It’s really funny if you like weed. It’s even funnier if you like your weed with a does of ultra-violence and Bill Lumberg.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve heard the same from all my friends. It’s definitely on my to do list.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was really bad, actually. and i was on weed (this is an adult audience, right?) when i saw it…figured it would be unstoppable, and i was way, way let down.

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought superbad was terribly unfunny

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh. weird.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it a lot the first time I saw it, less the second … I thought ‘Knocked Up’ was awful

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i thought knocked up was decent. hmm. wildly varying opinions here.

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the true classics?

Supertroopers?

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

was funny when i first saw it, but that was a number of years ago

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Supertroopers is a classic.

Maybe this whole 2008 Tribe thing has killed your sense of humor?

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

my sense of humor is unique. i think.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

because it was really dumb. and for god’s sake it isn’t hard to get alcohol when you’re under age.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it probably is when you’re as geeky as they were in the film.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

simply not true. someone has an older sibling, or knows someone who has an older sibling. it’s a way of life.

or, shit, just steal it from your parents liquor cabinet.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

assuming your parents have one

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regardless of what Jackson does tonight, I’d like to see him get at least 3 starts with Cleveland. I don’t see the point in shuttling these young guys back and forth.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Bela Karoly (sp?) = Swedish Chef?

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

man FUCK this pitcher

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Cabrera really has no idea where his ball is going when he releases it.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and it’s a fastball, to make things worse

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is bad.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

all right – this is getting ridiculous. multiple orioles must eat dirt.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Zach Jackson, you have a jersey sale on the line, man.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on? ok, hit someone.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Who do you most want to hit in the Orioles lineup? I think I’m in for Huff or Millar.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You hit Grady, we hit Markakis

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as we don’t hurt him too badly. he’s carrying one of my fantasy teams.

/drink

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEDroia… oh wait…

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am also a fan of Paraguay Javelin


by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d be a little frightened by her ability to wield a javelin.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’d be on the other end of the javelin catching contest in the pepsi radio ad.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

MUST…. NOT…. MAKE…. OBVIOUS…. JOKE….

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and German canoe’ing. I’m done now. I think

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see the German Girls in Das Playboy or whatever?

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

completely, and totally, Not Safe For Anything:

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Link

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must say, I approve.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard does not make me want Subway.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

HI KIDS I’M CORKY THE COW

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers must have signed on to the LGFT plan. Apparently they’ve made a claim on Ronnie Belliard.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

If you’re gonna have Manny, you might as well have mini Manny

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LGFT=Let’s Go Former Tribe?

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can sign on to that. I like all former Tribe so long as they leave under salubrious terms.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also there’s these two

… you know, if you like that sort of thing

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

They look like very nice women.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"FACT: They like to pose in various states of undress in ways that give us hope that some day, very soon, they might kiss. "

lol sotrue

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sacrifice this!

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m so worried what’s going to happen when Ang shows up

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

She’s been gone for a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

my bet is olympic beefcake and lots of it.

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

pictures of michael phelps when his speedo was damn near not covering his junk

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zach Jackson: not afraid to throw pitches….lots of pitches

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he has a rubber arm.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya know, I’d like Zach Jackson more if he gave up 5 more runs but hit a guy than if he fanned the next 6 in a row. Am I crazy?

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Someone needs to get punked.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and pLunked.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. I’m with you.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Along those lines; when was the last time the Indians actually cleared benches against another team? I cannot remember any fights involving the Tribe.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stay the course.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

the closest was the Looch sticking up for I think Barfield against some scrub Toronto catcher last season

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t there some kind of hoo-ha in the ALCS last year? It didn’t get ugly, but I can recall some incident where everyone came out on the field and milled around for a few.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I’ve been a fan and have payed close attention to this team since ’95, but I still cannot remember a fight involving the Indians.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omar and Jose Mesa, not sure if that left to punches thrown, though.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Omar almost fought Arthur Rhodes too. Rhodes was too icey apparently.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

what the hell is going on in this game

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice snag.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

so when i watch usa baseball tonight, should i buy a 40 of pbr or a 6 pack of pbr light for pretty much the same price

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Raid in between the couch cushions and get two 40s.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no baby, this is totally legit.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, who’s doing that? What a terrible idea.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Germans.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Marte could have done THAT.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there another team that has had consistently horrible pitching for as long as the Rangers?

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

the answer is a resounding no. They give up on guys WAY to quick!

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lived in Texas, specifically Arlington, until ’94 and I remember my dad saying when we left: “Well, clearly they need to spend time developing lots of pitching.”

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

two down. time to plunk somebody.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I like your style.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st is open. And we hate Millar. DO IT JACKSON.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s why I could never manage. Two down? I’d plunk a guy with bases loaded and no outs if I hated him enough.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

base open. two down. time to plunk somebody.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

what the ? shoulda plunked him.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ugghhhhhhhhhhhh

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKING. BALLS.

COME ONE!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

SC Choo, professional outfielder.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

should have hit him, that would at least have been satisfying

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, Zach

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this Jackson guy more than Reyes. He has more movement on his fastball. His curve is kind of a lazy hanger .. but he can get it over for strikes.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Zach Jackson is 2007 Cliff Lee.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way. Cliff has more velocity and better breaking stuff. Jackson probably has more in common with Sowers, if you were looking for an example. Of course,

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cold man… cold.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Dellucci – professional rally killer.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea, its like some kind of awful joke at this point. There are 1 or 2 guys playing in Buffalo that deserve his spot right now.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

butter statue of shawn johnson….scary

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

who names their daughter shawn anyways?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Aug 14, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

people who run in the butter statue crowd, clearly

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I need to smell me a hot dog just to know I’m alive.”

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Section la-dee-da.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is Juan Rincon still on the team?

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

judging by his gameday picture, he clearly has top-level beard/grit potential

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

nostalgia for his good old days with the Twinkies?

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed a lack of activity in this thread since we stopped posting/discussing attractive Olympians…

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m falling asleep at work and dreaming of food

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 14, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like us to stick it to Cabrera now

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe he’ll wild pitch shoppach home and kelly can plow him when he comes to cover the plate,

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 walk out of cabrera thru 5.1? who does he think he is?

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

noun…I forgot anonymous Gonzalez was on deck

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

time for (insert first name) Gonzalez to grow his own legend…

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

he was an unknown legend in his time

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

… or piss up a rope.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

how long do we think people will be talking about that deep fly out to right that moved the runner over? i know i’ll have a hard time keeping quiet about it

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It already boosts Anon. Gonzo above Marte in Wedge’s eyes.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus, marte’s beard ceiling is pretty low.

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Droobs. Bring ’em home.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

the 0-2 pitch looks like the definition of a strike on Gameday

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fear the Beads.

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

but don’t fear the reaper

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU DROOBS!!!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, a triple might have scored Garko. Maybe.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Garko is galacial

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

galacial? is that like galactic or something?

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Def:

Of or pertaining to a glacier. Slow.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t proofread no gud.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it me, or is Droobs hitting a lot of XBHs lately?

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m lovin the new and improved droobal. They should give away pearls as a stadium promo.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I swear I would be at that game.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know…i’m really surprised that grady has overcome his brutally low beard ceiling to become a contributor in this wedge system. good for him

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I really wonder if anyone in the organization reads this site and laughs at how much we make fun of Wedge.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would they pitch to grady with a base open and dellucci on deck.

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Because everyone knows Leadoff hitters have little power.

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he is like 4 for his last 30 or something horrendus like that.

Also, he has been pretty awful with RISP in the same time frame.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s killing my fantasy team.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looch, don’t you fuckin dare wipe out.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Gutierrez will hit for Looch.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just don’t have the words for how happy that makes me. and, uh, rocky cherry? i’m sure i’m late to the party on this one

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 14, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frank. I love ya man. Don’t go breakin’ my heart.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow….interesting to see Frank the Tank get the call after his base-running gaf last night

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait it out, Frank .. wait it out.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Jamie Walker relieved Daniel Cabrera.

Sizemore walked.

You have to like the symnetry of that.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

A guy hitting .200 is going to swing.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The string is out, brotha…

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO TRIBE!!!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Gutz sucks so much. Thanks for swinging at ball 4, asshole.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

((Dellucci would have walked))

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dellucci would have grounded out into a double play. Even with two outs.

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s unpossible!

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for David Dellucci, Professional Rally Killer.

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by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWFUL. C’mon Frankie. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU??!?!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

His absolute collapse really bums me out

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

sigh

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re are still going to win this. Trust me, I’m from the future.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, Biff.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We also say the word “are” twice in the future.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, so does anybody else’s LGT bounce up and down sometimes when you open a new tab or something?

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone ever see the Family Guy where Peter “has to” draw that one guy that comes to the door because he has a funny-looking face, and it’s all squished together and in the middle? That’s Juan Rincon.

by ASP on Aug 14, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohhh my precious Ziegler gave up a run today.

my precious

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

He got pardoned by President Bartlett on the way out of the White House.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought she lost the swim meet this morning.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put a basket in the outfield. This is the stupidest idea ever. EVER.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Basket for what? I’ve become remarkably adept at tuning out Manning and Underpants.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

To catch the flyballs that might be home runs. See, this idea would mean we don’t need NO STINKIN’ REPLAY TV.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why they hating on the techmology? Freakin geezers.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

it works for the Cubbies.

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Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A second inning of Juan Rincon is just playing with fire after he gave you 1 good inning.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The Indians coaches should avoid craps tables

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, getting two scoreless innings out of Juan Rincon might be a sign that it’s time to hit the craps tables.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Rincon falls under epic fail on the Bullpen Wheel of Fortune.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT A PLAY!!

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by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

YAAAAH

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

and in comes the artist formerly known as Kbrera…

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

F-Cab time.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh F-cab, I’ve missed the “falling off the mound” follow through.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And now batting cleanup for your Cleveland Indians, Jamey Carroll.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

2008. Ain’t it great.

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In Cliff we trust.

by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lofgren had a solid relief outing in Akron (2.1IP, 2H, 0BB, 2Ks)

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

can you give me a general Tony Sipp update?

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rehab was smooth sailing up until Akron. Had some control and HR problems in some of his early outings, dragging his overall line down. Over his last 7 appearances has only allowed 1 earned run (9IP, 5H, 4BB, 10K).

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

love the Ks. LOVE THE Ks.

How is the control compared to pre-surgery?

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love when Sportsline does this:

F. Cabrera (3.72) pitches to
J. Carroll (.265, 0 hr, 24 rbi): Strike looking (92/fastball), Strike looking (92/fastball), Ball (82/slider), Ball (92/fastball), Strike looking (91/fastball), Foul (93/fastball).

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And a K’em, Gun’em double play.

Andy Marte is free at last! Now, if only he could hit a breaking ball...

Pronk Needs You

by woodsmeister on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a Jamie Carroll Fan

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Marte makes that play.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

without a doubt

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wtf

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

If we can’t trust Raffy (L), who can we trust?

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

jeeeeeeeeeeeesus

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah jesus. Here we go.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

And I’m done. Check you guys later.

If you need me, I'll be senselessly rooting for Sizemore 40/40 for the remainder of 2008.

by gte619n on Aug 14, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Soooo, when’s the US playing next?

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

about 24 hours too late wedge

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Make this season end.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And fire like 3/4 of the squad.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Good lord, this is comical.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Why must Bob Costas always be so smug?

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Any more games against Toronto? That was a fun series.

by Toxicadam on Aug 14, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

haha … ha … sigh

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beats a salami, I guess.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Usain Bolt looks funny when he runs

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

bleh … plus my damn cable is out at work

by Fios on Aug 14, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, at least he’s recorded an out. 2 more and we’re gold.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Light at the end of the tunnel.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

unfortunately it’s mounted on the pile of rubble at the end of the tunnel

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops. Must have been the oncoming truck. My bad.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET A THIRD OUT, MUJICA. I DARE YOU.

I DOUBLE DARE YOU.

DO IT.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Changed the channel for to watch Olympics and they have 11? Worst. Bullpen. Ever.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

It really is incredible.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow…this is a hell of a swim from Rebecca Soni

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

How long before she appears in Playboy? Like Amanda Beard.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think she’s got that in her

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two chicks beating the world record in some swimming thing. Very intense.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

World Record. Announcers are freaking out.

by obobcatu on Aug 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a very impressive swim….she looked fantastic

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

World records seem to be broken so rarely in that sport lately.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

this has been a very very very fast meet

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hitting the road. Here’s hoping tonight’s Olympics baseball games are a bit less depressing than this crapfest.

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by vbc3 on Aug 14, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

What time does LaPorta go to work?

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Couldn’t of done that with the bases juiced, Gutz?

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t call it a comeback! no…really…instead, call it poorly timed hits

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Mills was 2-2 with a double and 2 walks.

Rivero was 2-4. This Rivero thing is sort of exciting.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s certainly been on a tear…and I think we can put our concerns about Mills BB% to rest

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we can take all our concern and focus it on Hodges.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing we pinch hit for Peralta so that now Andy Gonzalez can hit.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wise of Baltimore to pitch around Anon. Gonzalez…who knows what he’s capable of. or who he is….

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahah. The Garkslide is killing me. Wedge is loving that grit.

by afh4 on Aug 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

45 minutes till USA-Cuba

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there a more Canadian name than “Keith Beavers”?

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubby Clapp sounds like a guy from the Bronx circa 1935. Keith Beavers…that sounds pure Canadian.

by APV on Aug 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, kinda glad I watched the Olympics instead.

by Voltaire on Aug 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s interesting reading through the thread of a game I watched but was not on line for. It was like watching a bad horror film that I’d seen before, and knowing when all the innocent people are about to get slaughtered. Is it 2009 yet?

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Aug 15, 2008 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

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