Orioles name Datz bench coach

DATZ A FACT!!

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Don’t be surprised if Dave Jauss lands in Pittsburgh….

by stuart dean on Oct 30, 2009 9:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by Voltaire on Oct 30, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jeff Datz just doesn’t look like a baseball guy. He looks like he should be teaching accounting at a community college.

by Toxicadam on Oct 30, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

You ever heard him speak? Dude literally sounds like the voice of God at the end of the Prince song “Temptation,” only with a hint of a lisp.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Oct 30, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is terrible news.

by afh4 on Oct 30, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I’m guessing the Indians had already told him he was not in the picture for next year or this wouldn’t have happened.

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Oct 30, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I don’t think that’s necessarily the case. These guys don’t make millions, they need to take a decent gig when they get offered one. Switching organizations probably helps Datz’s resume, too.

by Jay on Oct 30, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

In other coaching news, apparently the Indians are considering Tim Tolman, a former assistant to Acta while he was in Washington.

Hilariously, as of 3:10 PM today, the story contains an image of actor Kurtwood Smith, labeled as Tolman. Hoynes’ source? Post 39 on a Nationals fans forum, in which the participants were trying to find potential look-a-likes for the coaching staff.

by Jeffrey R on Oct 30, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

so Tolman’s job before coaching was acting eh? wowsa

by jsneides on Oct 30, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m pretty sure they knocked him off during this past season of “24” I don’t want a double crossing Senator working under Acta.

by GoTribe028 on Oct 30, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t recall him double crossing anyone, for what it’s worth.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 30, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

“I’m not a bench coach, but I play one on TV.”

by odradek on Oct 31, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

im sorry i usually just take everyone on this sites words for it when they say that he is a horrible writer … but does this man really still have a job? if i messed up as much as this guy i would be fired … and my job is pretty relaxed

by jsneides on Oct 30, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs