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Open Thread: AL Central Tiebreaker

Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins, Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT


Detroit at Minnesota, 5:07 PM

Baker vs. Porcello for the division.

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I am calling it: Walk-off pop-up lost in the ceiling of the Carpet Dome and Detroit moves on.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

heck, last weekend when detroit was at the dome the tigers leftfielder don kelly (i believe) blew the game JV pitched by losing a routine fly ball in the 8th.. that alone saved the twins season

by johnf34 on Oct 6, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO MARTE!?!!?

by Brick. on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hey, Craig Sager! I can’t wait to not think about you for another 11 months.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

8 months. NBA playoffs.

If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Oct 6, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you watch the Lebron buzzer beater on Youtube, it is hilarious to watch Sager in the corner start sprinting on to the court to get the interview as the shot falls in.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see Baker remembered to take his NotSuck this morning.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot to take mine

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miguel: Is that a shot? I want one!

by Brick. on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm….. root canal or colonostopy… which do I choose??

by larzko on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

HR: DET: Cabrera, M (34).

by Brick. on Oct 6, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s earned a beer.

by Brick. on Oct 6, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is real easy to root for this Twins team when Gomez isn’t in the lineup.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

flag.

Although, yeah… Gomez is the worst.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, westy, you can stop giving the actual flags.

Can someone explain to me why we hate Gomez?

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cliff Lee thing still for me.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm interesting, I didn’t think I was alone with the actual flags.

We I hate Gomez because he annoys the $#i† out of Phifer and bunts all freaking day long. And he doesn’t “play the game the right way”.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You give out about 70% of the actual flags.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, haha. Will have to cut way back on those.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that I mostly got what I wanted in the late-season division race, I’m gonna get greedy:

I want detroit to be up 10-1 then give up 10 in the 8th and then have Joe Nathan blow it.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d rather the other way around.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it too early to put “everybody’s working for the weekend” on repeat?

by APV on Oct 6, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody’s goin’ off the deep end, indeed.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s never too early for Loverboy.

by JRontherim on Oct 6, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Porcello is throwing cheese with some mustard on it.

by JulioBernazard on Oct 6, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s one of my fantasy team steals, way to go Kubel.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I would like to see Miner give up a major blast.

by JimmyAB on Oct 6, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Or a major minor bloop…

by JimmyAB on Oct 6, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna make a joke like this, but held off. I wish I hadn’t.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were at home I’d fashion a picture of a Zach Miner auto-detailing business. Pretend I did.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Served.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, just realized a tigers pitcher made an error in a playoff game.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Rook!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is getting fun!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I want the Tigers to lose more. It’s just a shame they can’t both lose.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Double agree.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would it be in poor taste to heckle Miner by holding up a cage with a paper mache dead canary in it?

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Acceptable.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad he’s not fat, or you could dangle a pastie from a fishing pole.

/northern Michigan joke

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol pasties agates and petoskey stones lol

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The gameday pic of Jon Rauch is trying to hypnotize me.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

So is Laird’s. We’re trapped.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he made a routine play look rather routine on that fly ball… even in the Metrodome.

by JimmyAB on Oct 6, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, cool. Suck it Tigers.

by JimmyAB on Oct 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

What a huge midseason acquisition.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

This will only make the Tigers eventual comeback win that much more satisfying.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hush, you.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t look now, but look who’s in center field. :-)

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why me, God? Why?!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, cool. Suck it Twins.

by JimmyAB on Oct 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I see what you did there.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mwaahahhaa

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Nathan. Shocker.

Get him.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

This TBS thing on mlb.tv is interesting. No commercials, actual footage instead.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

campus is like shut down right now for this game… and it was last night too.. all the minnesota fans are on such a high…

and i hope it ends tonight

by johnf34 on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Westy just might get his wish. Kinda sorta.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ack. I guess this is why Nathan is the closer.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Atta boy, Joe.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Walking Nick Punto…that’s just tempting fate.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Verdict on the bunt? Win probability still decreasing?

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It ensures they get to Mauer, so even if the WP goes down, I like the move here.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but if man stays on second, I would assume Mauer gets IBB.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s true, and Gomez is after him in a very stupid move by Ron G. I no longer like the move.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forgot about Gomez being in there.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if Kubel is still there it is the definitely the move to make.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically counting on Orlando Cabrera to get it done with the bunt move.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they get Cabrera, they’re definitely walking Mauer, so it’s a double-edged sword, but I think the bunt is a good move.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Move ’em over. Knock ’em in.

by JimmyAB on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Huge stop. Mauer, take your base.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Great play by Inge. Probably saves the division

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nathan for another inning?

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I would, I’m betting he at least starts it.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I would. All hands on deck, and all that stuff.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we got extras.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesse Crain getting the call, Nathan out.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

according to Twitter

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know they tweeted ball games. Kind of like a game thread by one person, eh?

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just checking it and the USAToday writer I follow passed along the info. Pretty useful.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re scrooged.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Detroit has the edge now.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like he’s been much better in the last month, still some walks, though.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a pinch-hitting performance if I ever saw one.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Had Roger Dorn written all over it.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe shoulda left Nathan in, Gardenhire.

Just sayin’.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

in Nathan’s lone 2 IP game of the year, he gave up a run to KC and got the win.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

more significant is that 2 IP was his longest of the season and he was already at 1.2

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch count is really where its at, though, and he already threw 21. So I’m assuming 25 is about what the max they’ll take him to.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So presumably they hoped to have him pitch only 1 inning in the 9th even though the opportunity was ripe to bring him in to start the 8th. They didn’t want to run his pitch count up?

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they were comfortable with who they had out there. When they were forced to go to Crain, thats another story.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it really the same home plate umpire as in the 1992 NLCS, or was that just a bloviation?

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wiki says the umpires for that series were: John McSherry, Randy Marsh, Steve Rippley, Gary Darling, Gerry Davis, Ed Montague.

So yes.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty wild, 17 years later.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

was there something else notable other than a guy umping for ~20 years?

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two plays at the plate with the same manager coaching and the same umpire at home 17 years apart.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, horrible decision by both Raburn and Granderson.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah. Dellucci and Sizemore make that play.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dellucci keeps that at a single because he doesn’t get close enough to take a dive at it.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh jeez.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry dudes, I so want the Twins to win this.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

High five!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone out there is starting with the red hot pins…

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re doing it wrong.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The right way is to cheer for Jim Leyland? No, sorry.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry dudes, I so want the Twins Tigers to win lose this.

Fixed.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, good show.

I just realized I’m rooting for Joe Mauer.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sleeping on the couch.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walking Harris isn’t that bad – sets up a double play

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Never heard of Tolbert.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Tolbert would probably be pretty awesome IN

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

THE

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NL

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEST

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIZZAT.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Tigers D is awful, just awful.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That play has to be made.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m being time-machined.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fweeeeeeeeee

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

WE FRED

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gardenhire looks suspiciously like a Rankin-Bass creation.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL. (actual)

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to 1996!

This is a freelance job waiting to happen. I’m going to give them a call.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s Gardenhire. Two pics down on the left.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chip Caray with an epic fail of a call there.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, what a game.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It is pretty incredible at this point, but it’s hard to see it as a “good” game. I see two clubs that can’t keep opposing hitters off base, but also can’t get their own baserunners home.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The drama is what makes it a great game.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, but it’s been really entertaining.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raburn saves himself from total goatdom.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Heaven helps the man who fights his fear, Tigers.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

z

(switches camera angle knowing a play to raburn is coming)

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I assume you were switching it on the z-axis?

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This camera angle is better anyways. Should have tried them all out when I first got on it.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, a base hit to Matt Tolbert. I thought he said “a base hit to Macktober” and was wondering who garnered this postseason nickname.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Back in 1930, it was Connie Mack-tober!

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who’s left in the Twins pen? They’ve used their five best relievers already.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

PAVANO!

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRAMA.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

GASP

I’M TOTALLY WEARING MY PAVANO SHIRT

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like he made $2.85 million in incentives, with 33 starts and 199.1 IP. He was two retired batters away from another 250K.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hoo boy. Even if thie game goes 17 innings he might not get in.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I saw Pavano and his Notwife at the ballpark…

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duensing pitched one inning in relief two days ago. I’m guessing he’s up next.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does playing the matchups with no one on base make sense at this point?

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

For Detroit, maybe. For Minnesota, maybe not.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know, as much as i dislike both of these crap teams, the longer this goes the more the yankees must be enjoying it. i hate that this will work in ny’s advantage in any way.

by macasson on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it does. Another reason I changed my mind and wanted the Twins to win it outright on Sunday.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, neither of these teams were beating the Yankees anyway. You still want to force those creaky old Yankee knees to play on concrete though.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, if anybody here wants to see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, pop some dramamine first.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And lost fly balls and high bouncers and doubles that roll down the opposite field line.

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

From the headlines my newswriting prof would have hated category:
Posada miffed to hear Molina Burnett’s catcher

Who is Molina Burnett and why does he own a catcher?

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve got it! Molina Burnett is an overseason team and their catcher spoke at a conference Posada attended.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

overseas*

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But can Molina Burnett’s catcher sing?

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

His ex-girlfriend can.

by SuddenSam on Oct 6, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schedule her to sing the National anthem.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet he can’t run.

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Favorite non-Indian in the AL Central: Granderson.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

No. Without thinking about it, I’m going with Verlander. I like Span too.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great. Candiotti is here. Say hi, everyone. Muurgh.

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by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, how long til these guys have to get starters up?

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez, Cabrera, sit down and shut up

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

If there’s a tiebreaker game, the team the winner opposes should not be given the option to play the next day.

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by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Respectfully, the tiebreaking team could’ve avoided that by winning an extra game in the regular season.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And in this case, by winning a mere 87th game.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN

THE

Okay, I take it back.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balls. This’ll be about it.

C’mon Tigers! You’ve sucked your way out of more promising situations than this!

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Man that is one unappetizing looking carafe of java in the Twins dugout.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe this flippin’ game is still going on. C’mon, Tigers. Drive the stake in the heart and keep it there this time.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

With a 4-3 lead, they should have brought in Nathan for a 2 inning save to start out the 8th. Instead they gave up the lead, then bring him in to get 5 outs anyway, tied with 1 out in the 8th? I was surprised they did not bring him out there to start the 8th. Am I wrong to think this?

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

we already discussed this.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sorry, missed that, just got online, I’ll scroll up

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 innings of this crap and i still can’t decide who i’m rooting for. or against.

by macasson on Oct 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

You don’t know anybody who hates the Twins more than I do and I still don’t want the Tigers to win.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, that is pretty astonishing.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I completely loathe the Tigers.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like their uniforms.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is a surreal viewing experience

by macasson on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remind me why you prefer for the Tigers to lose?

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

1. Yankees on concrete.
2. Financial reasons.
3. Leftover bad taste from Dombrowski mercenary teams.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

By which I mean, personal financial reasons.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love all of your reasons. They are like my children.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

4. Tigers make reckless trades of most of their good prospects for high-salary veterans and still have better young players than the Indians.

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m rooting for a devastating loss. That’s pretty much assured now.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GARDENHIRE (at mound meeting): “Well, listen, you’re all a bunch of miserable s____s and I’m ashamed to be associated with you. We’re probably going to lose this, and I take no responsibility for it. Now get your sorry asses back out there and do your damn jobs. Oh, and Tolbert, I’m finished with Sweet Home Alabama, you can take it back whenever you want. Okay, break.”

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Candlesticks always make a nice gift.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was hot.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

YES.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

chip carey is terrible.

by macasson on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, listen, the Tigers deserve to lose.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

But do the Twins deserve to win?

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deserve’s …

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deserve? Not really.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, at some point, you call the rest of the game a wash. Bases juiced with one out and you couldn’t drive one in.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy God.

My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Your uncle molests collies.

by gorilla_baller on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Blown HBP call looms large.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Would you want your division decided by a guy’s shirt getting nicked?

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, but rules are rules.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This isn’t ’Nam, this is baseball, there are rules.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was close enough to not hitting him for a no-call.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree, but I can not blame the ump.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither. You can’t call something that close a “blown call.” Close plays are part of the game.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, the guy made too big a show of it. He made it a question of the ump’s authority. You’re always gonna lose that argument.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than having a division decided by an ump blowing a call.

Is this the whale section?

by sarcasmdave on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not? We had the ALCS taken away from us by Dana DeMuth’s strike zone.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ack.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn this game is intense…. I wish we were there.

by Tim1122 on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh dear God the Twinkies fans have hankies. Shoot me now.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, you’d think they could just knit their self-importance up and wave that instead.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If the Tigers win it, I guess we’ll be subjected to more of “The World According to Brandon Inge’s Wife”.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank G-d we’ll have none of that.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sticking with Rodney? Hmmm ….

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Ditto.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 innings with just a fastball and change up. You’d think the twins would figure him out by now.

by Tim1122 on Oct 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be fitting for this game to be decided by a ball lost in the ceiling.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Check out the first comment in this thread.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

(except for the fact that Detroit can’t win on a walk-off)

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees on concrete it is.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

TIGERS LOSE! YES!

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The first shot after: Nick Punto hugging Carlos Gomez. It had to be.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alls well that ends.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
SUCKIT DETROIT!!!

by Tim1122 on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, now that that’s over with…

GO TWINS

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know if I can bring myself to say that. How about, YANKEES SUCK

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make an exception for teams playing the Jackasses.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Punto in the postseason? Really?

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ack. More playoff baseball in the hellhole. I hate the baseball gods.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

But it’s the Yankees.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they lose in that place I will laugh until February.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody has lost more Division Series than the Yankees.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s not stop here, keep ‘em comin’.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am using this on Twitter, thanks.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sample size be damned!

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s still baseball in the Abomination Dome. I don’t care that it’s the Yankees.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do the Twins have the pitching to upset the Yankees?

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

But it’s the Twins in the Abomination Dome with their damn hankies with the air conditioning blowing in and blowing out. I wouldn’t bet against them.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, they’ve got Santana and Liriano and …

… no.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

King Carl returns. His judgement cometh!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, didn’t think about that.

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha oh you’ll be hearing about it soon enough I’m sure

by hans on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that would be epic.

They don’t have a chance in hell.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s one game I know who I want to win.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also! The Twins in any game started by CC.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, it’s not much of an algorithm. Yankees playing, you root for the other team — 100 percent of the time.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much extra moolah do the Twins make for every additional playoff series? This is pretty much the reason I was cheering against them today. I figure that the benefit the Twins’ roster will see from some playoff revenue (and the crazy crowds of this past week) will hurt our division chances more than a drop in the bucket for the Yanks or for Illich. Ah who am I kiddin, 2010 is a writeoff.

by supermarioelia on Oct 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was either that or more money for the Tigers.

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would Twins in 3 make them less money than Twins in 5?

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 7, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’d be tomorrow

by macasson on Oct 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you really saying there is a situation where you are OK with the Yankees winning?

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Against the Red Sox, with Beckett pitching, possibly.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll maintain Jay’s words:

Yankees playing, you root for the other team — 100 percent of the time.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, if the Red Sox are involved there are no absolutes.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without the evil that is the Yankees there is no evil in the Red Sox, evil begot evil and you must go right to the source.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though, yes, Beckett is was up there on the Pedroia scale.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD REC.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a difference between pure evil and mere intolerable douchiness.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer the pure evil to the intolerable douchiness. At least evil is sincere.

by ameliorate on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

But there is no moral imperative to defeat douchiness.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s more like a benign rash that, while unsightly, is just a mere annoyance. Evil is the cancer raging at your insides.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, just to fight fire with fire. Hence, go Twins.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly sincere?

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never quite bought this. We’re supposed to believe that, left to their own devices, the Red Sox would never have capitalized on the size of their market and fan base to generate an unfair advantage because they were so devoted to the purity of sport? All I see is that the Yankees did it first, and better.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think about how long they took to do it. And now think about how relatively little any of the other 29 teams have ever done to escalate salaries.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should buy it. I don’t sell bad stuff.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the Yankees have the vast majority of fault. I’m just not charitable enough to absolve the Red Sox because of it.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s absolving them by any means, just laying the blame where it rightly should fall. You don’t hate all Nazi soldiers like you hate Hitler, but it doesn’t make them good either.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erm. Poor taste, this. What were we talking about? Baseball, yeah?

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

First one to bring up the Nazis generally loses every argument.

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or has already lost it.

Anyway, betcha Chuck chimes in to say it’s not a stretch.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its only when I’m arguing against Chuck that I seem to have success.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, you’re winning percentage is only slightly higher than the Nats.

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 6, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least there are some victories, I didn’t say I had a LOT of success.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh god at first i read this as

Dude, you’re winning percentage is only slightly higher than the Nazis.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 7, 2009 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stalin, Ganghis Khan, Pol Pot, Vlad the Impaler, George Steinbrenner. Not a hair’s difference in the lot.

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 6, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just an analogy fellas.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Godwin’s law.

Anyway, didn’t you know that everything on the internet is not only 100% true, but 100% serious at all times? Get with the program.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except the funny kitten videos.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I’ve asked before, what exactly was the noble, alternative course that the Red Sox could or should have pursued?

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that there was one. But the other AL East teams had the same problem, with lesser means of dealing with it. Nobody threw a pity party for the Blue Jays.

Red Sox fans can rationalize it any way that gets them out of bed in the morning, but that doesn’t make the organization any less a part of the problem, at least in my eyes as the fan of an underprivileged rival.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Sox fans are less tolerable than Yankees fans, in my opinion. Yankees fans are sort of smarmy, pink polo-shirt popped collar country club guys, whereas Red Sox fans are alcoholics in dirty ripped wife beaters who just won $100K in scratch off tickets.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stereotype much?

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me started on the Irish and Italians. Drunks and thieves, all of them.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget potatoes, we love our potatoes, too!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good potatoes, terrible soil.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a Sicilian, I do eat a lot of olives and drink a fair amount of wine.

As an Irishwoman, I… don’t really eat potatoes, but I like corned beef. And stout beer. I guess those count.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olives.. why?

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olives taste good, is there any other reason?

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Irish side says yes. My Polish side can’t come up with a reason.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Austrian eighth just dropped the olive on the floor and smooshed it underfoot while you had that little internal debate.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope you’ve got plenty more, the process is bound to repeat.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The last time I visited my parents, my mother told me that my grandmother was 1/4 “Bohemian” and that my great grandmother (paternal) used to refer to her as “the gypsy”. So technically I guess I am 1/16 Austrian, or Czech, or whatever those people are calling themselves these days.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right? I’m occasionally a little bit envious of people who can trace their lineage at all. If my hypothetical grandkids ask where my family’s from I’m just going to circle western Europe on the map.

by fleerdon on Oct 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

My great grandmother claimed that we were came from Polish royalty.. for whatever that’s worth even if its true.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only an eighth, eh? Huh.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t really think about it when I was typing. Closest guess I’ve got is something like half Irish (possibly splattered with Brit), a quarter Alsatian-German, with the last quarter split somehow between Austrian and Polish-speaking Russian. All we really know for sure is everybody was broke.

by fleerdon on Oct 7, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

People at work made fun of me for a while for eating cucumbers and celery dipped in tapenade for days on end.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like me a Murphy’s from time to time.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s the tie-breaker: you like garlic, yes or no?

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 6, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sì.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 7, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well then renonce your Irish side – we hate garlic.

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 7, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

What use is garlic, vampires aren’t real!

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

And, oh yeah, being Sicilian and being Italian are two entirely different things. They don’t even speak the same language for chrissakes.

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 7, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you have Yankees fans a bit off. The majority I come across are Jersey Shore blow-out with the awful accent.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that’s more what they represent, to me.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I AM saying, rather.

CFO of Klezmer

by salome on Oct 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My impression is kind of the opposite, actually.

by ameliorate on Oct 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

alcoholics in dirty ripped wife beaters who just won $100K in scratch off tickets

So you know somma my family, huh?

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 6, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also! Without the Yankees, would the Red Sox be the Red Sox?

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you do that on purpose?

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe?

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no right answer here. Both are 100% evil. When the Red Sox play the Yankees, you watch Glee.

by Brad D on Oct 7, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

So much for the monoculture.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still maintain the critical question regarding the 2009 Tigers is this:

Were they ever good enough to consider them chokers?

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

A 7 game lead is a 7 game lead …

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don’t have to be good to choke, you just need to be ahead. They had sole possession of first place for something like 85% of the season, including all but three days from mid-May onwards. Those two days were a day in mid-July when they were tied with the White Sox, and the final two days of the season. That is a choke.

by APV on Oct 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

But obviously it’s worse if you were actually good.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember hearing they are the first team not to win with a three-game lead and four days to go. I’d say tonight it’s better to be an Indians fan than a Tigers fan. Indians fans had their fates figured out in July, with plenty of time to adjust. Can you imagine how Tigers’ fans feel tonight?

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fitting send-off for the dome.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the only fitting sendoff for the dome

"But people are stupid, and their memories are short." - FredOx

by woodsmeister on Oct 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Monster rec.

--
Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Oct 6, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally, a team that deserves this….

by Ryan on Oct 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He looks like quite a doofus doing that, but it still bothers me.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 6, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s my BOY!!

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 6, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind all. I didn’t really care anyway. Unless they both lost. Did they both lose?

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Oct 6, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost. They both sure tried to lose.

by Jay on Oct 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we want at least one of ’em to win. My fantasy? Pavano with a CG, three-hit shut out to seal the seal in Game 5 in the ALL NEW AND IMPROVED!! Yankee Stadium.

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 6, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kubel goes insane in the new and improved Yankee Stadium.

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Gerald Laird: 0 for 6, with a double play, and five runners left in scoring position with two outs. That’s positively Blakean.

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

How about Cabrera in the two prior losses, 0-for-8 with 2 K, never got the ball out of the infield.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

He must not have been feeling well.

by odradek on Oct 7, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

What I loved most about that game last night was the defense. There were some spectacular plays made on both sides.

It’s funny, I actually think the Twins club last year was a better team than this year. They seem to have had a better bullpen.

by Toxicadam on Oct 7, 2009 9:52 AM EDT reply actions  

The defense I saw was mostly horrendous. Raburn’s lame attempt at the sliding catch, Granderson taking the wrong route to cover for him, and Polanco’s total whiff on the bouncer up the middle.

Although, Raburn did make a great throw to the plate.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 7, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where I still think he was safe.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

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