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With all the constant lineup changing, it's a fact that the Indians need to have a set order. I think I have the perfect one.
1. Asdrubal Cabrera SS
2. Luis Valebuena 2B
3. Grady Sizemore CF
4. Travis Hafner DH
5. Jhonny Peralta 3B
6. Shin Soo Choo RF
7. Michael Brantley LF
8. Jamey Carroll 1B
9. Carlos Santana C
I know that Carroll isn't exactly a first basemen but he is way better than Marte. I also think that Shoppach is not consistent enough which is why I have Santana in there instead.

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a) makes no sense
b) carroll is a free agent so we could still sign him.
c) true, but he is a better outfielder
d) I have never seen a rule seeing lefties are bad. Go complain about righties batting in a row
e) I don’t see a sigh button

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

e) investigate reply button

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Oct 7, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a) you mistake fact with opinion
b) andre thornton is a free agent so we could still sign him too.
c) prove that
d) i’m losing patience
e) there, it’s lost
f) reply fail

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Oct 7, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey rolub are u mocking my c) or Brick’s.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Trust me, he’s mocking you.

And Matt LaPorta as a bench player? Really?

Really?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, Carroll, despite not exactly being a very good first baseman, let alone a member of the Cleveland Indians, is much better than Marte. Therefore, LaPorta should not start.

Get it?

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Oct 7, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LaPorta will be what Marte was supposed to be. Right?

by Matt in LA on Oct 9, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except for the slick-fielding third baseman part.

Want out of Cleveland? Easy - mess with LeBron's entourage.

by woodsmeister on Oct 9, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In what world has both Hafner and Peralta earned the right to hit ahead of Choo?

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To attempt and make everyone happy I have made some changes.
Carroll has been switched for LaPorta. However, if Carroll is signed look for him to get a lot of starts as a utility guy. Hafner is staying 4th because I will bet anyone that he will hit at least 25 homeruns and get 100 rbi’s or more. And Brantley will move to 8th so the so called “superstar” LaPorta will get to bat 7th.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What will Hafner’s OPS+ be?

Also, who are you quoting when you say “superstar” regarding LaPorta? Or is this a sarcastic finger-quotes thing?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you have against Laporta?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And isn’t Brantley supposed to relieve Sizemore of his leadoff duties. I will agree with you that Droobs is a good hitter however he seems more productive in the 2 or 3 whole until we can solidify this offense.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If LaPorta has a great April then maybe he can start everyday.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You need to learn the “reply” button before you post anything else.

You also need to join in some other conversations before you start posting an article every day.

You also need to learn what a FanShot is.

After that, we’ll work on your baseball knowledge.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My baseball knowledge is perfectly fine. Just trying to mix up a lineup that won 65 games this year.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice work on the reply button.

You think the batting order was our problem this year?

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The players in the lineup. Not the order. I know that our pitching wasn’t exactly superb but it’s more about the players than the actual order.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, you’re just wrong on the facts. We ended the season with a league average lineup. Six weeks ago, before we started phoning it in, our lineup was still top 5 or 6. This is despite a ton of missed time by Hafner and Sizemore, hellacious slumps from Peralta, Sizemore and Shoppach, and some rookie growing pains from Valbuena and LaPorta.

People who think the Indians have a bad lineup are simply ignorant of the facts.

Carroll is not a better hitter than Marte, probably won’t be resigned, definitely won’t get a lot of starts unless we have an injury in the 3B-SS-2B area. Batting one of your two best hitters 6th is incomprehensibly dumb. It is in fact a bad idea to stack a bunch of lefties in your lineup, as they can be dominated in late innings by a single pitching move.

People here will expect you to be able to back up your opinions with reason and facts, and yes, your baseball knowledge does in fact need some work.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carroll is not a better hitter than Marte, probably won’t be resigned

He might be resigned to the fact that he’s not going to be an Indian anymore. Ha!

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay is of course 100% correct here. Even after we lost Martinez, Derosa, Fransisco, Garko, and Sizemore, along with a very unproductive year from Hafner our lineup still managed to score 773 runs which was 12th in the majors, 142 runs of the league leading Yankees. In comparison to the 2007 Central Division Championship team we were not that far off.

Team batting statistics 2009:

.264 BA, 773 R, 1468 H, 161 HR, 314 2B, 28 3B, 730 RBI, .339 OBP
.417 SLG

Team batting stats 2007:

.268 BA, 811 R, 1504 H, 178 HR, 305 2B, 27 3B, 784 RBI, .343 OBP,
.428 SLG

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright although i still think he will start right out of spring training. Look at his stats from his second stint in the major leagues this year and you will be suprised how well he actually hit when you take out the first stint.

Laporta’s 1st stint:
.190, 1 HR 4 RBI
Laporta’s 2nd stint:
.273, 6 HR’s 17 RBI

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

combined was .254

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he can only hit in the second half of the year he can go play for the Nationals. The Indians problem is winning games before the break.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My point is that he improved. This had nothing to do with the different halfs of the season.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure that’s it. The poor bastard can only hit after July.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LaPorta’s problem in the first stint was most likely attributable to a) nerves (first go around) and b) lack of consistent playing time (such as he had been receiving in Columbus and probably every team he has ever played for).

Oh, and quit comparing any of our players to the Nationals…that is just poor taste.

by MooneysRebellion on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or … it’s 49 PA and it means nothing at all, so we don’t need to dream up a reason.

by Jay on Oct 8, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let’s not get into the batting average, HR, RBI thing.

Round these parts, those are called the Idiot Stats, and for good reason.

Let’s break out the OBP, OPS+, etc.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright.

Laporta’s 1st stint:
.286 OBP .286 SLG .571 OPS
End of Laporta’s 2nd stint:
ROSE TO: .308 OBP .442 SLG .750 OPS

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd stint:
.315 OBP .489 SLG 805 OPS

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His second stint came once the Indians had no shot to reach the playoffs. So he either isn’t a clutch player or he just needed more experience.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok. Deep breaths.

There is going to be no discussion on this site on whether or not LaPorta is a “clutch” player based on less than a season’s worth of at bats and, barring some very strange statistical aberrations, there will probably never be any discussion of whether or not he’s a “clutch” player.

Try numbers.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, it’s worse than that. He wants to evaluate LaPorta based on 49 PA of sporadic play. Brilliant.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No thats not what i was trying to do. I was trying to prove a point that you can’t say that Laporta is awful after his first season by using stats. In no way was i trying to evaluate the guy though.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not you. Koobs.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not you.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the man who claims to be Steve Koobs is actually sitting right in front of you. You know him as ClevelandCrazy29.”

A collective gasp is heard in the courtroom.

by odradek on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only contributor that could have affected his stats was the other September callups that were learning. Other than that I honestly believe that he is just getting better.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you trying to be satirical? If so, it is rather funny. You can’t possibly be making these statements sincerely. In that case, it’s rather sad.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wut

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks! As you could see i didn’t exactly know how to average that all out.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

B-Ref game log pages. They’re like magic.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And “alright” isn’t a word.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats a slap in the face

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy and I go way back.

Punctuation is your friend.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I at least improving as far as my punctuation?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How can we make, “ain’t” a word but “alright” is not allowed. Why do we only cater the ignorant?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because the ignorant don’t know how to cook for themselves.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re thinking of babies.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You ain’t kidding. Last night, Sam served me a plate of duck lorraine with a side of quiche l’orange. What an IDIOT.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never let a baby cook for others, let alone themselves.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to rec this entire exchange.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Non-standard. It’s exactly as much of a real word as “irregardless.”

by Jay on Oct 12, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate irregardless, but am all right with alright.

by JulioBernazard on Oct 12, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s your view of “oftentimes?” That one gives me ulcers.

by peter m on Oct 12, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t care about it one way or the other, but I detest when people pronounce the t in “often.”

by JulioBernazard on Oct 13, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just in that word or in often alone? Because I’m pretty sure it’s intent isn’t silent…

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 13, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The truly proper pronunciation has a silent t.

by JulioBernazard on Oct 14, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not completely true .. from Dictionary.com

Pronunciation note:
Often was pronounced with a t-sound until the 17th century, when a pronunciation without the [t] came to predominate in the speech of the educated, in both North America and Great Britain, and the earlier pronunciation fell into disfavor. Common use of a spelling pronunciation has since restored the [t] for many speakers, and today [aw-fuhn] and [awf-tuhn] [or [of-uhn] and [of-tuhn]] exist side by side. Although it is still sometimes criticized, often with a [t] is now so widely heard from educated speakers that it has become fully standard once again.

by talonk on Oct 14, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on now

"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay

by Turkmenbashi on Oct 12, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What? It’s not a word!

by Jay on Oct 12, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we being baited?

by DuffBeer on Oct 7, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, we’re being enlightened.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The point isn’t to adhere slavishly to conventional wisdom. -Jay

by Roger Dorn on Oct 7, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How old do you think the guy is that keeps posting these?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1. Brantley LF
2.Cabrera SS
3.Sizemore CF
4.Choo RF
5.Peralta 3B
6.Laporta 1B
7.Hafner DH
8.Valbuena 2B
9. Santana/ Marson/ Shoppach/ Torregas/ Giminez C

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hafner would be the highest paid number 7 hitter in the history of baseball.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where else would you put him? I don’t see him as the 4 hitter he used to be.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hits where he deserves to hit.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And in case you’re confused, CC, this is an agreement.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does that have to do with where he should bat?

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this in response to me or KOOBS?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should be obvious, but Koobs.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just throwing that out there. If you have someone getting paid more than 10 million a year, he should not bat 7th.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This being true, but he was paid that 10 million when he was hitting 40 homers a year and driving in 100.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What if he lost his leg in a wood chipper in his home state of North Dakota?

by Roger Dorn on Oct 7, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that aftermath of that once. Those things don’t stop at a leg.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t think they had trees in North Dakota…or is that they don’t have trees because Hafner ran them through the wood chipper, and in doing so lost his leg?

by MooneysRebellion on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I rec thee…

by stuart dean on Oct 8, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes no sense at all.

His salary is already set and can’t be changed.

He should bat wherever, and play whenever, it best suits the needs of the team.

Sunk costs.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And by the way, the more you post, the more work your baseball knowledge seems to need.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Oct 7, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once again, is this in response to me or Koobs?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, COME ON, MAN, at least TRY to figure it out!

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THIS POST IS DIRECTED TO CRAZY:

Your baseball knowledge is trending up, not down. Your knowledge of how to use a web forum, that’s not so clear.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, long day.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To ClevelandCrazy

If you click on the button that says “up” at the bottom of a person’s post, it will scroll the screen accordingly so that whatever comment it is a response to is right at the very top of the screen. That is a nice way to know who is responding to whom.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 7, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right thanks for the tip.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you talking to me?

by odradek on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha ha I’m loving this guy’s responses

by hans on Oct 7, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit the up button. Seriously. Do it.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, are you responding to me or hans?

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec. but i’m not saying for who.

by Brick. on Oct 7, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

legit lol. Although I am not sure if you’re serious at this point or mocking yourself.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 7, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re trying to start a meme, aren’t you?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only way I’ll agree is if you give me some kind of baseball test.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where should Hafner bat next season?

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please, please can we arrange some kind of formal testing on a neutral site? Brick can proctor.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i may or may not be good at that. i don’t want to say in order to maintain objectivity.

by Brick. on Oct 7, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should bat either 4th or 5th switching with Jhonny.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we reach a scenario where this “should” happen, something unforeseeable has gone really well or really poorly.

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by junkballer on Oct 8, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trick question, you have to figure out how many RBIs he’ll have.

And obviously weight the RBIs from the first half more.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Washington DC.

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 9, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s too good for that team

"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay

by Turkmenbashi on Oct 10, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus, I don’t think he can play in the field anymore.

BTW, where the hell have you been?

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 10, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Busy man. Work’s been hell, and I’m gathering info and starting grad school apps. Plus I don’t have cable, so I can’t really watch any baseball.

"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay

by Turkmenbashi on Oct 10, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think the Indians draft strategy is bad?

by Roger Dorn on Oct 7, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have passed the baseball test.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 7, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think where you’ve been going with this.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

… is good. I think where you’ve been going with this is good. Man..

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who’s on first?

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT LAPORTA

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 8, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there it is. knew someone had to have said it.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Diamondbacks still have Bernard Gilkey on their payroll but he hasn’t had 1 at-bat for them in years.

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Oct 7, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Butch Davis is still on the Browns payroll.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and they’re not letting him sign free agents, are they?

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Oct 7, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Wedge is on the Indians payroll, and I’m pretty sure A-Rod is on the Rangers payroll and Bonilla is on the Mets payroll.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s awesome by the way. bonilla is who i always bust out for these situations.

by Brick. on Oct 7, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rick Manning is still getting some deferred payments from somebody or at least he was 5 years ago. He must bat 8th!

by stuart dean on Oct 8, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just hit the “up” button.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The up button will tell you the parent of this comment.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scrolling down will prevent you from posting the same thing someone else did eight hours earlier.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this a reply to me or fwembt?

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by junkballer on Oct 8, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hafner would be the highest paid number 7 hitter in the history of baseball.

i don’t even have to look to know this is probably wrong. but since you obviously didn’t, i’m not going to either.

by Brick. on Oct 7, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet if we start at teams starting with “Y” and work our way backwards will find a more highly paid one pretty quickly.

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

money already spent. sunk cost.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you see through those glasses?

And what’s with the old style bills?

by afh4 on Oct 7, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m leaving so have fun arguing about my fake lineup.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

steve koobs

please go read this then come back with your lineup

by returner3 on Oct 7, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost thought your joke was funny. But i noticed it said that the cleanup hitter should have a low batting average, which Hafner does.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it says probably a low BA, because typically power guys have them. Hafner showed, however, that he can do both at the same time, or most recently, neither. The problem is you don’t pencil a guy in for the 4th slot when you aren’t sure what you’re going to get.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You read that article and what you got was batting average? Congratulations, you officially don’t get it.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is some really funny stuff.

I propose giving Victor a 2012 World Series ring.

by Gradyforpresident on Oct 7, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wanted to join in, but I didn’t want to ruin it. I’m on a bad run this week.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dead horses have been beaten.

We're really bad this year. How's that for a signature?

by mixmasterasia on Oct 7, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m a fan of the drive-by “YOU WILL LISTEN TO WHAT I KNOW” fanshots.

by JRontherim on Oct 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MY BASEBALL KNOWSHON IS FABLUOUS!

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 7, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

::scratches ass::

by fleerdon on Oct 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I actually laughed out loud over this.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Oct 8, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am ready for my baseball knowledge test against Jay.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Against Jay or just a test that Jay gives? Because against Jay sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is a train wreck waiting to happen but I want to prove that I do actually know a lot about baseball.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you still refuse to believe that I know a ton about baseball with no solid evidence, that’s not really fair.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This whole fanshot is evidence. This is evidence.

8. Jamey Carroll 1B

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If LaPorta has a great April then maybe he can start everyday.

by JRontherim on Oct 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LaPorta has not had enough time to prove himself yet. So when he gets his time in April it will show whether or not he can be an everyday starter.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are just kidding around, right? This whole thread is a hoot!

by peter m on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you peter. You know what the word sarcasm means. It was a completely fictional lineup.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow I doubt this.

by JRontherim on Oct 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wanted to see how many people would freak out over something that they have no control over.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My baseball knowledge is perfectly fine. Just trying to mix up a lineup that won 65 games this year.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mixing it up does not mean setting it in stone.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suggesting that is what you doing is also not suggesting you’re being sarcastic.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he knew well enough to pretend to disown his post after the response overwhelmingly indicated it was of poor quality. Not that we believe he was being sarcastic all along to pull a prank on us, but that he tried to disown it is a step in the right direction.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mixing it up does not mean setting it in stone.

and yet

it’s a fact that the Indians need to have a set order

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Wedge would have commanded his players better if he in fact had carved the batting order in stone each game and delivered the slabs to the umps, also indicating a level of professionalism not obtained by simply handing over a flimsy piece of paper

by hans on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It would have been comical watching the umpire accept the stone tablet and then try to put it in his back pocket. It would have been genius. Bill Veeck would be proud of such a schtick.

Want out of Cleveland? Easy - mess with LeBron's entourage.

by woodsmeister on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that makes you nothing but a troll.

by Brick. on Oct 8, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really? I’m not seeing that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess you’re welcome. But, I don’t see how this discussion has been enlightening. Amusing, perhaps.

by peter m on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In that no one would be stupid enough to actually suggest that or in that at least one of those players is not on our team?

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it won’t. You can’t have a “great” month when you get a few plate appearances a week.

by JRontherim on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then how do you justify this?

7. Michael Brantley LF

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hit .313!

by JRontherim on Oct 7, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re too much, you know that? Haha.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LaPorta has not had enough time to prove himself yet.

But Santana, he deserves the starting job based on proving something.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

::scratches ass::

by fleerdon on Oct 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know of some products that might help your problem.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe what I read. You’ve given me no reason to believe you have even a moderate level of baseball knowledge. We don’t beat our chests about baseball knowledge here; it’s demonstrated through our discussions. As I said earlier, the more you post, the less you seem to know.

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok. What’s your perfect rotation?

by jhon on Oct 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My perfect rotation, in no specific order, would be Carmona, Huff, Laffey, Masterson, and Westbrook. Unless they can find anyone else this offseason that is decent it looks like these 5 are the best we have.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is probably true but a bit obvious.

Huff and Sowers will probably come down to another spring training battle (Sowers has got to be sick of those by now), and Carrasco will be given extra time in Columbus with Rondon and Lewis. Reyes is gone or passed through waivers.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 8, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see Rondon starting for Cleveland in my crystal ball.

by elsandito on Oct 8, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I sense another fanpost coming on. LOL.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 7, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But seriously, I was kidding. So don’t.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 7, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well this was a fanshot, not a fanpost. Nice try at an insult.

by steve koobs on Oct 7, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point. But I was just messing with you.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 7, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually if anything, this is a fanpost. just because you don’t know the difference and put it in the wrong place doesn’t make VMS wrong. it makes you wrong. again.

by Brick. on Oct 8, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat me to it.

by fleerdon on Oct 7, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What, you’ve been scratching your ass in this thread for 2.5 hours and couldn’t find a second to post “Steve Holt!” ?

by Jay on Oct 7, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Two-handed scratching.

by fleerdon on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gross dude.

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by junkballer on Oct 8, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How were you typing?

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t you remember those programs where you talk and it types?

/mental image deleted.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fleerdon = steven hawking!

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 8, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hah, pretty much.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 7, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This should be greener.

Wait 'til next millennium!

by emd2k3 on Oct 8, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, this post is like drivers ed all over again. It’s teaching us the dangers of drive-by posters.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course CC, aka Captain Choke, would become Captain Clutch with the Yankees. Why did i ever expect anything different!?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 7, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well the hell does this have to do with the rest of the post?

by MooneysRebellion on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing, I was only throwing it out there since the game had ended at the point when i posted.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn’t Crazy the kid what wrote :shut up, idiot"? And begat a slew of puppets, most with a player’s name followed by a number?

by odradek on Oct 8, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We don’t hold grudges.

by Jay on Oct 8, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I respect all of the knowledge that you gentlemen put forth and greatly respect your opinions. However, if you have noticed i have been starting to increase my baseball knowledge beyond just the things you should know to play the game.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, it is noticeable. Keep it up.

by odradek on Oct 9, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done Steve Koobs, you have brightened my evening greatly by bringing out the best in the regulars. Though I know that wasn’t your intent, I thank you. Now please, spend a few months here.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is there any way i can get email updates when steve koobs posts/comments/writes anything

by returner3 on Oct 8, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We’ll set up an RSS.

by afh4 on Oct 8, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually…
feed://www.sbnation.com/users/steve%20koobs/blog/feed

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 8, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that would be better, because sports talk is always more nuanced than writing.

by FredOx on Oct 8, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he has a blog as well, unfortunately it is down

by returner3 on Oct 8, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“unfortunately”?

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Oct 8, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea i mean don’t you want to see what else is bouncing around in his head. He wants everyone to test his baseball knowledge what better way then to skim his blog

by returner3 on Oct 8, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can skim his tweets.

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Oct 8, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sitting next to a babe on couch
5:26 PM Sep 23rd from txt

He wasn’t too high and mighty to buy LC a drink, I see.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 9, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This an actual commentating person? Someone who reaches other people is this dense?

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds terrible.

by afh4 on Oct 8, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, by the way, just wanted to make sure you got the message, he’d like you to add his blog to your blogroll. Never mind that the domain is DOA, just add it anyway. Thanks!!!!!!!

by Jay on Oct 9, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was kind of what clued me into the fact that this whole “Who is steve koobs” thing was something that I had seen before.

by The DiaTriber on Oct 9, 2009 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Wow. Give it a listen.

He’s a kid.

Take it easy on him, fellas.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Oct 9, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. My son is 10, and wouldn’t post this sort of crap. if he’s a kid, I’ll refrain from ranking him on the Pedroia scale, but youth does not excuse ignorance.

by FredOx on Oct 9, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

youth does not excuse ignorance.

Yeah, It does.

I didn’t realize that LGT was comprised of baseball whiz-kids whose fathers taught them to keep score when they were 5 years-old. If that’s the case, I need to excuse myself because my dad taught me nothing of baseball.

LGT is a great place to learn—I’d say there is no better Indians forum out there—and everybody usually takes their lumps when they show up on the scene (I know I stilll do), but show some compassion. I’ve always considered these forums a place to go for intelligent conversation even when it’s way off topic. Some of the stuff in here has gone too far. Are we baseball-snob bullies?

Be a man and help this kid become one as well.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Oct 9, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I’m no bully to those who demonstrate that they have any interest in learning. I was too glib – youth excuses the stupid post about Hargrove. It probably excuses the stupidity of the original lineup post. It doesn’t excuse continuing to proclaim “my baseball knowledge is just fine” and challenging Jay to a battle of baseball wits while (1) claiming a guy not on the team should be the starting first baseman, (2) insisting Travis Hafner’s salary is a valid metric when creating a lineup and (3) asserting that Matt LaPorta’s 49 PA are justification for leaving him on the bench while simultaneously starting a catcher who has zero PA above the Eastern League.

The solution is simple:

SK: I’m sorry for behaving like a 12 year old. Teach me, my elders.

LGT: Welcome, son. Hear our wisdom.

by FredOx on Oct 9, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. It’s fine and dandy to brush off the two Fanshots as being young and ignorant, but you’re picking a losing battle if you want to keep touting yourself as a Beacon of Truth.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 9, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not defending or supporting any of his posts or comments, I’m just pointing out this is a juvenile (which explains his demeanor.) Is it agreed that we not pick on or stoop to the level of a child? That would be bad for everyone, right?

I was one of the first to respond to this bizarre post, but I backed off once I sensed something was wrong. It was the DiaTribe’s link to his podcast that made me jump back in. I don’t care what age this individual claims to be, but he sounds and acts like a child. We should treat him as such.

If adults are playing b-ball and a 12 year-old struts up to the court and repeatedly declares he will school and dunk on everyone, how should the adults respond? Insults? Or should they set a good example how adults should act. Clearly this kid hasn’t yet figured out what LGT is about. Let’s not give him the wrong impression.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Oct 9, 2009 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How old is he, really? 12? Or 18?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 9, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they would dunk on him, and the humbling experience would be good for his growth and maturity… As long as he takes it the right way and is actually humbled by it.

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 9, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see it as an opportunity to mold them into good fans, and get them on the right path. They have done a good job coming to this site in the first place, hopefully they want to learn.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 9, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If adults are playing b-ball and a 12 year-old struts up to the court and repeatedly declares he will school and dunk on everyone, how should the adults respond?

Throw him off the court. That was an easy one.

by fwembt on Oct 9, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All I heard was static.

by afh4 on Oct 12, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like somebody is going off the grid. Probably a good idea for now.

I think if al this technology was around when I was 13, I’d have made an ass of myself in various corners of the internet as well. I had to resort to petty neighborhood vandalization instead—but at least that required physical exercise.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Oct 13, 2009 8:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the f happened to the Fan Shots? I go away for 5 days and all Hell breaks lose. Note reverse typo.

by stuart dean on Oct 8, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fanshots are the new fanposts.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 8, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for posting links to my twitter account you stalkers.

by steve koobs on Oct 8, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now wait a second, you assured us that you were not Steve Kubitza!

by Jay on Oct 8, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was an attempt at a cover up. I really feel like revealing Crazy’s name.

by steve koobs on Oct 8, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So reveal his name, then. What are you guys, 12 years old?

by Jay on Oct 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay, what happened to the no holding grudges. Why do i get chewed out here?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And why the cover-up, anyway? You’ve posted comments on other sites under your name, you had a blog and a blogtalkthing.

by Jay on Oct 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You act like he’s Casey Blake or something — someone we actually have heard of.

Captain of the SS [DO NOT TRADE] CHOO

by westbrook on Oct 9, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Casey,

Awesome beard.

Sincerely,
USSChoo

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 9, 2009 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i remember that.

by Brick. on Oct 9, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of us care about Crazy’s name, and that’s not meant as an insult to Crazy.

Unless it’s Chris Antontetti.

Also! What’s the point of getting upset about a Twitter account that is used almost solely to pimp your blog? Isn’t that the point of having the account, so that as many people as possible see it?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 9, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is the record for most comments in a fanshot. I think I might have set the record.

by steve koobs on Oct 8, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know the actual record, this one isn’t even close to this one from two months ago.

In any event, this submission was really miscast as a FanShot. It more appropriately would be a really horrible FanPost — of the exact type that you promised not to start off posting, when you signed up for the site.

by Jay on Oct 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is steve kubitza anyway?

In the new Geico commercial, Marte sings "Let me be myself" on Wedge's front lawn (with the cavemen).

by V-Mart Shopper on Oct 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More importantly, What Woud Steve Kubitza Do?

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something along the lines of the same thing Brian Boitono would, I suppose.

Everybody should get ice cream every day.

by junkballer on Oct 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An idiot.

by fwembt on Oct 8, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark Gubicza’s pseudonym.

by FredOx on Oct 9, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like you, Steve Koobs, don’t let the other haters take you down.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 9, 2009 9:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like him, too. Don’t hate the playa …

by Jay on Oct 9, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Koobs and Crazy are fun.

by odradek on Oct 9, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have taken my shots on this site and learned from mistakes.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 9, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The great thing is that you never stop learning. I learn something new about baseball almost every time I come here.

by Roger Dorn on Oct 9, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have to agree with you. I find that everytime i have a game i learn something new to imporve. This is the same thinig with what i learn on this site.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 9, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to thank you for getting my twitter account exposure.

by steve koobs on Oct 9, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just baseball?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 9, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a bad lineup, except for excluding LaPorta, but I think this lineup may be more productive.
1. Brantley LF
2. Cabrera SS
3. Sizemore CF
4. Choo RF
5. LaPorta 1B
6. Hafner DH
7. Marte / Donald 3b (pending Peralta trade)
8. Marson / Santana C (mid season)
9. Valbuena/ Donald 2b (wildcard)

by Tim1122 on Oct 9, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I have an explantion for the twiiter post. That was not me that said sitting next to a babe on the couch. That was my girlfriend. Secondly, I am not 12 years old. What 12 year old would pay for a website. Fact is I just have a very high voice which I am not ashamed of.

by steve koobs on Oct 9, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

which I am not ashamed of.

Nor should you be.

Can I ask how old you are?

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Oct 9, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it matter how old I am.

by steve koobs on Oct 9, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it appears that it does.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 9, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy, if that is your real name, me and you are the same age. So if I reveal mine then yours is also revealed.

by steve koobs on Oct 9, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, it’s not really important.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 9, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Oct 9, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I ask how you thought a player who has have never played 1B in his career, never been a regular starter outside of one year with another club, and is a free agent should be our starting 1B next year? I am just really curious to hear the logic behind this. I know you stated earlier that in your mind he is better than Marte at 1B and that in your view LaPorta hasn’t proven he can play at the big league level. But what I really want to know is why you picked Carroll. Of all the people, why him?

by The Grimace on Oct 9, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, why did you pick Carrol?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 9, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just exaggerating how much the Indians needed solid players. I just put Carroll in there as an exaggeration.

by steve koobs on Oct 9, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not senial, I was just trying to show how the Indians needed more depth and solid players.

by steve koobs on Oct 9, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More depth and solid players? By starting a career back-up middle infielder at 1B? I fail to see how moving a back-up to a starter position adds depth and solid players. You added nothing to the mix that could constitute as depth, aside from Santana all the players on your list played for the Indians last year so you aren’t adding anything there. And aside from Carroll you stuck everyone at their standard positions, just shifted the line-up a little. Maybe if you would have advocated signing a Nick Johnson type player (high OBP, solid defensive 1B) then you argument for depth and solid players would have some more legs.

by The Grimace on Oct 9, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone ever seen the grimace and jordan brown in the same place at the same time?

by Brick. on Oct 9, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay, can you see if koobz and crazy are ever logged in at the same time from different IP addresses?

i’d be surprised if they are.

You are reading my signature.

by rolub on Oct 9, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No, i knew that at some point someone would try to declare us as being the same person. I can assure you i am not Koobs and Koobs is not me.

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 9, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides, why, after nearly two years of using this site, would i just sudenly make a second identity?

by ClevelandCrazy29 on Oct 9, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.

Resident LGT results-oriented boob.

by mauichuck on Oct 9, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You’re on a roll.

Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!

by USSChoo on Oct 9, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Legit chuckle.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 11, 2009 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread keeps getting weirder.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Oct 9, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lookupanyone.com

What? Why did I post that? Nevermind, don’t go there.

by Matt in LA on Oct 9, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, guys … Koobs, Crazy … nobody gives a crap about your little psycho-drama.

Crazy, stop feeding the troll.

Koobs, if you want to participate here, do yourself a favor and follow the advice we laid out for you when you signed up. Read along with existing discussions — there are about 25 active ones — and dip your toe in the water by joining in there. This business where you keep starting your own posts — stupid ones at that — and then basting in your own personal recrimination showcase is irritating and inappropriate.

I’m asking both of you not to post in this thread anymore. And by “asking,” I really mean “ordering.” And it doesn’t matter if you like it or disagree, so don’t bother telling me.

by Jay on Oct 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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