[In the Yankees' clubhouse, post-WS victory] Mark Teixeira wore goggles and talked about how God led him to the right team.
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Cap'n Snegiryov
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Even though I honed in on this one quote, I figured that it’s a JoPo article, and those are always worth reading. Plus, we can always use another thread to spew Yankee hatred.
If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.
by Cap'n Snegiryov on Nov 5, 2009 10:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Also. . . . UGHHH mark teixeira is such an douchey cockbag, i can’t handle it
If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.
by Cap'n Snegiryov on Nov 5, 2009 10:15 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
It was an impressive effort from him this year to become my number 1 most hated Yankee in just 1 season.
by Roger Dorn on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yep, same. and now he’s a True Yankee!
If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.
by Cap'n Snegiryov on Nov 5, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Teixeira wore goggles and talked about how
Godthat fat paycheck led him to the right team.
Fixed.
Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!
by BLAZER_FAN_199 on Nov 5, 2009 10:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“I talked to God, and God said I should buy a new Mercedes.”
by Jay on Nov 5, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“I talked to God, and God said that if I want a World Series championship, I should go to the place where I won’t have to work as hard for it.”
Finally convinced my dad that Jeter is immensely hatable.
by westbrook on Nov 5, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“I talked to God and God said that NY already has a bunch of giant douchebags, so I would fit right in.”
by lenred on Nov 5, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
This discussion matches my shirt.
http://www.bustedtees.com/jesushatestheyankees
Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!
by USSChoo on Nov 6, 2009 3:40 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
“I talked to God and he told me to start practicing for hell, so I signed here.”
by fg28 on Nov 9, 2009 12:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Over there two Yankees players prepared to double-team Johnny Damon
JoePo really not pulling punches
by Roger Dorn on Nov 5, 2009 10:23 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if he wore goggles fearing that God would strike him blind for being full of it.
by GoTribe028 on Nov 5, 2009 10:25 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Shun the non believers! SHUNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!
by BLAZER_FAN_199 on Nov 5, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That link rules. I’m gonna have to rec it.
by lenred on Nov 5, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s just pray this victory causes them another 10 year wait like the last one did.
by talonk on Nov 5, 2009 1:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Let’s just pray this victory causesthem another 10 year wait like the last one didGod to finally strike down the entire organization, never to win again.
Chugga-chugga chugga-chugga, Choo Choo!
by USSChoo on Nov 5, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think he wore the goggles because he finally figured out that CC is a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal and he didn’t have a towel handy.
Want out of Cleveland? Easy - mess with LeBron's entourage.
by woodsmeister on Nov 5, 2009 1:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I also note that JoePos does not say how much more the Yankees spent this year than the next closest team. According to Cot’s, that number is roughly $62.2 million, The Yankees come in at $206.8 million and the Mets come in next at $139.6.
Want out of Cleveland? Easy - mess with LeBron's entourage.
by woodsmeister on Nov 5, 2009 2:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I found it odd that JoePo left that out, too.
by JulioBernazard on Nov 5, 2009 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Figure they knock ~$42mm off the books with free agents. But they’ll spend that on Lackey and Holliday. I’ll go out on a limb and say another $10-15 mm on backups, relievers, another starter and arbitration cases. Contract increases are ~$15mm more, so figure they’ll be up around the $235 mm mark for the year.
Starting to look like they’ll double the next closest team’s payroll.
by lenred on Nov 5, 2009 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
In real life, the cops arrive to arrest Walter Matthau. The Yankees get to line up the Bears and throw rocks at them. And all the adults praise the Yankees, etc.
by odradek on Nov 6, 2009 1:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
haha he looked like a fool in those goggles.
People in western New York would respect you a lot more if you went out, busted butt and they saw it in the way you did things on and off the field. - Darryl Talley
by bflo on Nov 7, 2009 11:39 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
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