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Around SBN: Terry Collins, David Wright, And The Mets/Brewers Kerfuffle

Pretty sure Paul Hoynes doesn't know. Doesn't even mention the walk rate.

I realize that we pick on Hoynes quite a bit, but there's a reason: It seems that there are still a lot of Tribe fans who read this piece to regularly get "answers" to questions about the team. So as long as he's doing damage, he deserves the scrutiny.

(And I love how he completely ignores the second question, taking it instead as an opportunity to whine about the Tribe's supposed stupidity).

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At first I thought this going to be an Atlas Shrugged reference.

by KevinV on Feb 8, 2009 9:55 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Ha! Rec for John Galt.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

what amazes me is that these people are capable of getting to the cleveland.com site and submitting their question, but they can’t just type “nick weglarz” into google and find one of the five thousand write-ups that exist on the guy.

to me, it seems like hoynes has a murray chass-like pride in being one of the ‘old guard’ baseball writers who have no use for anything beyond BA/HR/RBI, but also seems to intentionally dumb down his columns because he fears scaring his audience away with new or complex information. maybe that’s a legitimate fear—the people who depend on hoynes for their tribe information really might get turned off by a more modern approach to player analysis.

actually, i think hoynes’ biggest problem is that he’s just lazy. . . he writes like one thing a week, while castro always beats him to breaking news.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Feb 8, 2009 10:05 AM EST reply actions  

Somebody had to pen and paper in the question about Jeff Kent. Who would write to columnist to figure out how many games Jeff Kent played with Cleveland?

by afh4 on Feb 8, 2009 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe someone who is still trying to figure out the analog to digital tv conversion?

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Feb 8, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello Andrew,

As Cap’n mentioned above, it surprises me in this day and age that people can’t just use Google and the other search engines and type in a relevant query to find out the answers they want to know. I know it takes a little bit of work (there is typing involved, granted), but that’s why the old saying goes, “No Pain, No Gain.” :-)

Seriously, I think they just want to get posted on the Cleveland.com site and brag to their friends – “Hey, I wrote in a question to Paul Hoynes and he answered it.” Plus, perhaps they feel the only way Paul will answer it is if it is an “easy” question (such as asking a question they could easily find on Google or another search engine). If they ask too “difficult” a question, he might not answer it. :-)

Just my 2 cents.

The "cream of the crop" doesn't always rise to the top.

by indiansfan on Feb 8, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone trying to make a point. Paul Hoynes himself, most likely.

by Brad D on Feb 9, 2009 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, obviously the question isn’t how many games did Kent play. It was really, how could the idiots who run the Tribe mess up again by giving away Kent for nothing?

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to write a strongly-worded Hey Hoynsie asking how we could get rid of Joe Jackson and Roger Maris.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I waded into the cleveland.com swamp for the first time in the comments section. This is a little experiment to see if I get flamed.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 10:32 AM EST reply actions  

Instead of demanding Hey Jaysie?

by Jay on Feb 8, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

There are few things I enjoy more than Hey Jaysie, but you haven’t done too many of late. I am under no illusions that my answers are more entertaining or informative.

Mostly I just want to see if cleveland.com folks respond.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed it and am interested to see if any return volleys are fired.

by The DiaTriber on Feb 8, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know. Peripherals is a pretty darn big word for the readers to get past. They’ll be too busy scratching their heads to be angry.

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Feb 8, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Good job with your post. We’ll have to see what other commentors think of it. You certainly told them more about Weglarz than Hoynes did.

I wonder if it’s a requirement that every Hey Hoynsie! include a question about Omar.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Hoynsie from the future:

Q: Why didn’t the Tribe go after Omar? I know he’s eligible for Social Security and the last stroke has him in a wheelchair and blind in one eye, but don’t you think his clubhouse presence would light a fire under Grady Sizemore, Jr.?

A: grumble grumble grumble.

by FredOx on Feb 9, 2009 9:14 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

As if Grady Sizemore Jr. would need a fire lit under him. Ppfff.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly. Future readers are just as dumb! Ha! Stupid future people.

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This is potentially a great idea. Hey Hoynsie 2019.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude. Someone run with this.

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey Hoynsie19: When are those cheapstakes going to fire that idiot Wedge? He’s like a hundred years old?—Joe P., Solon
Hey Joe: Fire him? He has a CX4 rating of +34.6, and a XVORPa coefficient of 9.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This is funny, but not in the way that you intend. It’s funny because you still don’t understand the complaint about Hoynes.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, everyone will know that by then those stats will have been replaced and made obsolete by the much better MGF.

"...leading the league in most offensive categories. Including nose hairs."

by sarcasmdave on Feb 9, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Tabs, give me credit. Perhaps you don’t understand how I intend it.

I do get what you’re complaining about. I’m saying this Hoynes lack of knowledge will be replaced in the future by yet another sort of lack of knowledge.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough. Didn’t mean to be so snarky. We can hug it out.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You got it. Kumbaya.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

How about a Hoynsie “Missive from the Future”? Andrew, we’re looking at you. Gotta step it up now that you’re in the big chair.

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec because we can dream. And i would love to see Jhonny beloved some day in the way that Omar is.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The only way for that to happen is for Jhonny to go berserk in a postseason (a la 2007) and win the Series. I’m down for that.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

back-to-back champions from a decade ago

… chills

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

May it happen! :-)

The "cream of the crop" doesn't always rise to the top.

by indiansfan on Feb 10, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I also posted at length on a Hoynes article this week- the preview on the bullpen. It was kinda fun. But I’m so happy to have LGT to come back to.

by Ryan Kelsey on Feb 9, 2009 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

That article had literally no insight into anything. There wasn’t a single answer that even the most juvenile poster here could’ve given. Haha I’m actually in awe here…..is this his worst contribution to Indiansdom ever?

by supermarioelia on Feb 8, 2009 11:09 AM EST reply actions  

Hey, Jakesie: How long was Jeff Kent a member of the Tribe? I think it was part of one season. Why didn’t the Indians keep him? — John Collise, Walton Hills

Hey, John: Ya know what I did to find the answer to your question? I typed his name into a publicly accessible search engine and clicked on one of the many Jeff Kent player profiles. Now, unless you’re of the same demographics of people who don’t know their TVs are going to stop working soon, I think you can find your answer yourself.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 8, 2009 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

It’s okay, those idiots now have until June before the switch. If they weren’t paying attention the past two years, I don’t know what four more months is going to do for them.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

he (Lee) won’t win a Cy Young again

I dunno. There’s only 14 guys who’ve won the award more than once. Some of those guys are sure-fire HoFers – except Clemens of course. Lee might get to the HoF if he buys a ticket, but I wouldn’t bet against him winning another CY. It’s a suckers bet but I’ll make it.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

I shouldn’t have said he won’t win one. Certainly possible.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, yeah, and note that none – nil – zero – oogatz – of the follow on posts to Evan’s even acknowledge his post. Perfect!

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

So Evan you give the polloi some real meat and they ignore you – except for that last guy. So whattya think Hoynies editors think? Here’s my guess: keep it simple and easy to digest – don’t wanna confuse the masses

As an aside, it’s probably no different than your producers. Read the bit on the Rochester City Council budget meeting quick to get to the sports segment on time, so Joe Six-Pack won’t change the channel. After all, he’s only watching the 11 O’Clock News to get the Red Wings’ score.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

I’ve been told pretty reliably that the editors have seen at least one edition of Hey Jaysie. I doubt they read the comments on their own site, if only because they probably tried reading them a year ago and realized they might as well skip it. Also, they’re more busy trying to figure out how they’re not going to go bankrupt.

by Jay on Feb 8, 2009 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I was told the Plain Dealer made money last year.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Then they’re printing something besides newspapers with the presses.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No, they do make money off the printed paper, but the profit margins are getting slimmer every year.

by PatBordersHelmet on Feb 8, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m thinkin’ they gotta be printin’ 100s or at least 50s.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

They just recently laid off a bunch of workers only about a month ago (right around Christmas) I believe, so they presumably are hurting (supposedly because most people get their news off the Web and less from taking newspaper subscriptions).

The "cream of the crop" doesn't always rise to the top.

by indiansfan on Feb 8, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup. They are definitely hurting, but they are still turning a profit. Initially newspapers didn’t mind a very slim profit (1-5 back in the 19th & early 20th century.) By the 1990s the acceptable profit margin was 20% or better. Now that subscriptions, ad rates and classified sales have all fallen drastically the accountants have to find a way to maintain double-digit profit. Naturally that has to come from the editorial department because no one can quantify how much money and investigative reporter makes the paper anyway—all they see is the expense report and the occasional award plaque.

Readers are the first take note of the decrease in quality of the the paper coupled with the fact in info is available on line for free and the whole vicious cycle continues.

Eventually, news organizations that can handle a 1% profit and run more like traditional papers—but are going to be web based—will begin to fill the void of quality journalism that we are entering. Don’t worry though, sports and entertainment will not fall into that void so Hoynes will likely be around until he decides to pack it in.

by PatBordersHelmet on Feb 9, 2009 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Oops, second line of first graph should read “1-5%”.

by PatBordersHelmet on Feb 9, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it possible they’re making money because people can’t afford internet access?

by Jay on Feb 8, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So Hoynes’s function is to look stuff up on the internet for the readers? Isn’t that what interns are for?

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Feb 8, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just because an intern can do it doesn’t necessarily mean that Hoynes isn’t capable of it.

by Jay on Feb 8, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

True. Of course, we are not at all sure that an intern didn’t actually do this FOR Hoynes.

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Feb 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

for the price of a months worth of newspapers, you could get a months worth of cheap dialup, right? maybe?…

this is an interesting theory, though.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 8, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

orrrrrr maybe not. i was wrong in assuming everyone has a computer already bought.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 8, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not everyone is as lucky as this guy.

by cleveland teamer on Feb 8, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Flag for not making that smaller. But hey, I learned something new!

by cleveland teamer on Feb 8, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I really hope Dick Halloran becomes a recurring theme this season

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 8, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too, but I said that about trout arm too.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 8, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I just remembered that that’s the Scatman Crothers character in the Shining (Dick, not Richard)

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

“Man he crushed that. I mean, he totally Dick Halloraned* that pitch.”

  • - owned.

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 9, 2009 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

in a couple decades that will be spelled “Hallpraned”

by Logodaedalus on Feb 9, 2009 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Jake, Jake, Jake, I dunno what it’s like back on Planet Earth, but out here on the islands I can get Time-Warner cable, unlimited phone service and high-speed access for $99.95 a month. How can you not afford Internet?

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

If you live in Cleveland, which means you probably don’t have a job.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It is much more difficult for people living in rural areas to get internet. It’s either dial-up, which is extremely slow, or satellite internet, which is much more expensive than your Time Warner connection. Not to get political, but that’s why I like the President’s plan to get broadband access to everyone. It’s not right that so many people in this country don’t have access to reasonably fast internet in this day of technology.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

At lot of people used to not have TVs. Sadly, there was no government program in place to buy them for them.

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 8, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like the internet is a much greater tool than television ever was

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

And it has begot much greater tools, or at least more of them.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played, though it is debatable. TV has produced some colossal tools over the ages.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

rec.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

by ganatz on Feb 9, 2009 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Who said anything about the government buying internet for people? I’m talking about making it accessible for people in rural areas who cannot currently get broadband internet. They’d still have to pay for it themselves, but at least they’d have the option to do that if they wanted to.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

So Hoynes doesn’t go beyond baseball card numbers to talk about Weglarz’s walk rate. That is kind of dumb, but hardly a hanging offense. The rest of the answer is accurate: it doesn’t matter where Michael Brantley falls on the ESPN prospect list. The only list that matters is the Indians’. Hoynes must receive hundreds of idiotic questions each week. Go read 20 comments on cleveland.com to get a sense of what level of discourse we’re talking about.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

P.S.: The ones he prints in the paper are the smart questions.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s probably not necessarily true. More likely they’re the most asked questions, or the ones they think the most people care about.

by Logodaedalus on Feb 8, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Who the hell knows what those stunods are thinkin’? It’s like trying to imagine what’s in Manny’s head while he’s playin’ left field.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s rockin’ the iPod … karma karma karma karma karma chameleon …

by Jay on Feb 8, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec for having the correct number of "karma"s.

Professional Lurker. Non-Baseball Posting Specialist.

by fingolfin on Feb 9, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

blame his day job.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 9, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That doesn’t mean he’s printing smart answers.

by Jay on Feb 8, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Odradek, it would be a wonderful sports world in which to live if fans appreciated things like Weglarz’s walk rate, performance relative to age, etc. They would have a better understanding of how the game works, and they would stop cluttering their brains with crap like Around the Horn. So, is it a hangable offense that Hoynes doesn’t understand Weglarz’s value and potential? Of course not, if you want to hyperbolize. But it is emblematic of a significant and consistent problem in the sports press, and that problem is trotted out for all to see on a daily basis at the Plain Dealer.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess I read his answer somewhat differently. He didn’t mention walk rate or age, but he did point out his playing on the Canadian national team, so I don’t see how he “doesn’t understand Weglarz’s value and potential.” Maybe he doesn’t, but I can’t discern that from his response.

I don’t relish always coming to the defense of Hoynes, but I don’t think he gets a fair trial here. If Hoynes wrote like Nate Silver, he would be out of a job. We can afford to be smart and obscure online, because the majority of readers—i.e., a market—don’t bother with such discussions. This is like saying TV shows aren’t like Shakespeare,

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He also didn’t mention most of what accurately describes Weglarz’s value and potential. The age factors, walk rate, etc. have a lot more to do with his value than playing for the Canadian National team. Stubby Clapp is a mainstay on the Canadian team.

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Stubby Clapp’s career walk rate in the minors was 13.8%. Hoynes just understands the predictive power of the Canadian national team.

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You’re right. I should have done my research.

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 8, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

+1 – the age factor, BB rate, K rate, OPS, level of Minor League ball, etc. mean much more to his value and worth to the Indians than whether he makes the Canadian National Team or not.

Heck, if you make the WBC teams, does that automatically mean that you are the most prized prospects in your team’s organizations? No, since many of the most prized prospects are not playing in the WBC, so again, just making a National or WBC team does not prove value and worth to an organization.

“Stats are your friend.” :-)

The "cream of the crop" doesn't always rise to the top.

by indiansfan on Feb 8, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

And I’m pretty sure he’s a total lock for the Canadian team, but Hoynes doesn’t know that and can’t be bothered to research and figure it out.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:17 AM EST up reply actions  

When someone wants to know about an individual player, it seems strange to point out entirely insignificant details while you omit the relevant stuff. That is, unless you don’t know the difference. If your friend had never watched baseball and wanted to know who Alex Rodriguez was, you wouldn’t say, “He’s right-handed, collects older women, and was the Big Boggle champion of his high school.”

And what is “obscure” about the baseball skills we value? You think OBP is obscure? Performance relative to age? Those things are not “obscure;” they’re simply not discussed very often because the majority of writers don’t understand their importance.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sure, he would have been a lot better off just saying, “Weglarz looks like a pretty good player.” And, sure, maybe he can explain why OBP is more important than BA. But he did point out to our benighted reader that ESPN’s prospect list doesn’t matter much.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re attacking straw men now.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No, not the dreaded man of straw again! I’m just saying that by newspaper standards this doesn’t rise to the level of high crime. I looked at his answer as one part vapid and one part astute. You seem to ignore the astute part.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not ignoring that part. In my cleveland.com response I made clear the responses with which I agreed. It would be utterly staggering if I could not find one worthwhile thing out of a dozen or so responses. The man is paid to write about baseball.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You did say when you felt Hoynes was right. But in the so-called Weglarz comment, your lead sentence is:

Our friend Hoynsie is missing the point entirely with Weglarz.

Weglarz figures in the final two paragraphs of Hoynes’ response. The first three paras—about prospect lists—is enlightened, at least relatively so. And pedagogical in a nice way.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll grant you that. I was just so stunned at the inept response about Weglarz that I must have been blinded to the rest of his reply.

I’m getting dizzy. There are many activities far more salubrious than this experiment. I think I’ll stop now.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way, I didn’t even mention Hoynes’ description of Wes Hodges’ 2008 season as “great.” If that was a “great” year, well, we’re getting pretty darn loose in employment of that term.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This is probably why not many of us value Hoynes’ opinion and analysis like we do Plutos’, or bloggers such as Lastoria, or our own Ryan and Jay.

I’m not sure anyone who really follows the Indians’ farm system would label Hodges’ year as great. Solid, perhaps, though the report that his 3B defense is declining or in doubt puts a damper on any stats he did put up in 2008, since it’s likely 1B will be in his future sooner rather than later, and being that we already have a logjam of 1B in the pipeline at his level or right behind him, that just makes Hodges’ 2008 season that much less than “great.”

Just my 2 cents.

The "cream of the crop" doesn't always rise to the top.

by indiansfan on Feb 8, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Lastoria? He strikes me as way too excitable about prospects.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Tony doesn’t strike me as a guy who’s looking to give a hard-nosed analysis, i.e., here’s the good news, and here’s the bad news. He’s got a Top 100 prospects list, and even in an unusually deep system as we have right now, there aren’t more than 30 prospects. That means he’s profiling 70 non-prospects and calling them prospects. So that’s basically his perspective.

Having said all that, my impression is that he is pretty serious not just about the quantity of information but about the quality of it. He just isn’t all that interested in using that information to make an assessment that a certain guy has no real shot at making the majors.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

but he does vehemently want them all to get shots. the pavano signing really rankled him.

by Brick. on Feb 9, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s more for the die hard Kinston fans that are aching to know what Chris Nash can do to help bring home a championship. They are tired of being dismissed offhand. Tony is their only hope . . .

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 9, 2009 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. If the readers were better informed then they would ask better questions.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i am with you here 100%

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This is, I think, a hopelessly naive comment. Maybe I’ll grant you Hoynes bears responsibility for 0.05% of his readers’ baseball savvy. Did Hoynes teach these people in school? Is he supposed to be some sort of pedagogue, lecturing his readers about what really matters in baseball?

You have a much more sanguine view of the intelligence of the common fan. At a time when newspapers are told they need to appeal to young (which means, for the most part, ignorant) readers, a columnist wouldn’t last long getting fancy with numbers of being perceived as talking down to his readers.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that over the long haul, readers learn what to think is important from the writers. It isn’t about getting fancy with numbers, it’s about saying right things about the numbers instead of wrong things. What do we have newspapers for if not to gain information from them?

by Jay on Feb 8, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you can talk intelligently about baseball players without mentioning VORP and OPS+. He doesn’t have to talk like the BP or THT guys, but he can educate the readers to not overvalue RBI and W-L record. You can at least talk about the value of OBP and SLG, most readers should be familiar with those stats. And it’s not just about stats; it’s the way you write about the game. He can educate the fans about the economics of baseball. I’ll be most fans know next to nothing about the process of arbitration and why young players are so valuable. If fans knew more about the economics of baseball, maybe they’d stop complaining so much that the Indians didn’t resign Thome or Manny or CC.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad, I agree with you. But try talking economics and see where it gets you. It ain’t called the dismal science for nothing. Why do you think the prevailing view is simply, reductionistically, that Dolan is a cheapskate? Because it’s easy! A lot easier than pointing out how value works. That’s why so many people believe it.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You can be smart and communicate to the “stupid” people and educate them, and be popular. Think what Sagan did for astronomy and science in the 80’s. Someone like that for baseball.

by Voltaire on Feb 8, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Sagan is a great example. But those sorts of people are rare.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

rare, and probably more valuable doing things other than writing for the PD.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Feb 8, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Sagan was fun to watch in high school. Listening to him call a ball game would be hilarious.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 8, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

“Boy was that a moon shot! Gee, Bob, the aliens who find that one are gonna wanna steer clear… You don’t wanna mess with a species capable of hitting home runs like that!”

by Logodaedalus on Feb 9, 2009 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

“Hit deep into the infinite cosmos…”

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

“That ball could travel billions and billions of miles, especially if it were to leave orbit and travel in frictionless space.”

by woodsmeister on Feb 9, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

“This one’s going so fast, it’s still going to be a youthful ball by the time its twin here on Earth is old and frail…”

by Logodaedalus on Feb 9, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It is a difficult balance. I struggle dealing with that in my terribly amateur blog posts — how do you appeal to uneducated masses while simultaneously trying to enlighten them and maintain your integrity? It’s difficult when it comes to sports, or any number of things, and that’s why we should value guys like Posnaski so highly.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not saying we need an economics lesson, but a basic understanding of player salaries and value can’t be too hard. At least raise the level of discourse beyond what it is now. If he would just explain why Omar won’t be coming back, maybe people would stop asking.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad, you’re an optimist. Hoynes could write in his column every week: OMAR NOT COMING BACK EVER and people would still write and wonder why the cheapskates won’t sign Vizquel.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Pluto accomplishes what you say. Gammons, too. You’re right that certain writers have shown an ability to do that. And those certain writers are the good writers.

by odradek on Feb 8, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My feelings about Posnanski have been expressed elsewhere. But just because somebody uses VORP doesn’t make him a good writer.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s obviously true. For instance, I can barely stand Joe Sheehan. However, I consider Posnanski a good writer overall.

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Posnanski is a fantastic writer, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he uses VORP (although I don’t actually remember him using that stat). Do you really not like him? I haven’t met anyone who didn’t love his writings.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

No, I don’t care for his writing at all. I’m not sure he ever used VORP—I was pointing out that an enlightened baseball fan can still be a lame writer.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? I’m sorry, but what’s not to like? That’s like someone saying they don’t like Seinfeld. I thought everyone liked that show.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I never liked Seinfeld. I should have – it’s sarcastic humor was right in my humor wheelhouse. I found after watching it a few times that I didn’t like the characters enough to actually care what happened to them.

by woodsmeister on Feb 9, 2009 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Flag for incorrect use of it’s instead of its.

by woodsmeister on Feb 9, 2009 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

iIt’s sarcastic humor. wWas right in my humor wheelhouse.

Fixed.

by Logodaedalus on Feb 9, 2009 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You just have to watch in more often, I guess. The characters are all selfish jerks but somehow you learn to like them. The first 4 or 5 seasons are the best. It’s undoubtedly one of the greatest shows ever made, and the more you watch it the more you will appreciate the humor.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I definitely started out hating Seinfeld, and after watching it passively for about two dozen episodes, I grew to like it. You just kind of give in and feel all warm and happy.

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll never give in. I hate it.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

What??? Say it ain’t so, Turk.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame the pressure of living up to the huge contract I got in ’98 when my parents allowed me to take over the whole basement as my room.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry excuse. You let down a whole generation of kids just waiting to take over the basement as their own room. What are you going to say to them??

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That they should start doing steroids so they can play pro ball and escape the basement. I mean…

Too soo?

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 10, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Would you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 9, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hate it.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed on both counts.

by Brad D on Feb 9, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re dumb. Sorry, it’s a fact.

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 10, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yikes, ouch

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 10, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Just stop short of making George your idol. It’s ruining my life.

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 9, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

For the record, I was trying to quote 30 Rock

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

FAIL

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you even tell the quote I was trying to use?

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really. I just wanted to say “FAIL.”

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 10, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Seinfeld – how in the hell can anybody watch that jadrool for more than 30 seconds?

by mauichuck on Feb 9, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t legitimize Seinfeld by cursing him in Italian. He’s completely irrelevant.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 10, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe now. Like it or not though, Seinfeld was far from irrelevant

by Roger Dorn on Feb 10, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Say what you want about Seinfeld, but he was certainly not irrelevant. TV Guide selected his show as the #1 show in the history of television. I don’t know much about that magazine and its credibility, but it’s pretty much the only magazine devoted entirely to TV so it has to know something.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 10, 2009 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Number one show in history of television = Green Acres.

by odradek on Feb 10, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course, I understand. I was kidding about irrelevant.

Not kidding about hating him though.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 10, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re irrelevant!

Ha! How about that comeback.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 10, 2009 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Booya

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 10, 2009 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Quoting TV Guide about the value of various TV programs is like quoting the New York Daily News about baseball – both without insight or intelligence.

by mauichuck on Feb 10, 2009 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha — I knew you were going to say something about that Chuck. So who do I go to for insight about television shows? There aren’t many publications devoted to writing about television.

Honestly, though, you may not like Seinfeld but you can’t doubt its significance. It was the show of the 90’s.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 11, 2009 7:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Entertainment Weekly has good perspective on TV. They did a New Classics feature on 1983-2008, dubbing The Simpsons, Pulp Fiction, Purple Rain and The Road as tops in TV, movies, music and books.

by FredOx on Feb 11, 2009 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice choices. I support them.

by Ryan Kelsey on Feb 11, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t want to go into it all again. Suffice it to say I never thought Seinfeld was worth the time either.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I get that. I’m just pointing out the additional fact that Weglarz has become emblematic of “new” baseball thinking.

Perhaps Weglarz is adored because he deserves to be. I was trying to point out that because he is so adored around here people tend to over-react.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you replied to the wrong comment.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to get to the point of inanity, but he prefers Win Shares and Runs Created. He’s friends with Bill James, so he rides with those instead of the BP or THT stats.

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re also just simpler and easier to communicate. Win Shares can be explained in about 40 words to someone who knows nothing about stats. Each win is worth three Win Shares, so for every team, you take the number of wins, multiply by three, and then apportion them out to all the players based on how much they contributed, using an extremely complicated formula. Runs Created is a simple stat that replaces Runs Scored and Runs Batted In.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Win Shares can be explained in about 40 words

EXACTLY 40 words:

Each win is worth three Win Shares, so for every team, you take the number of wins, multiply by three, and then apportion them out to all the players based on how much they contributed, using an extremely complicated formula.

Did you count?

by Brick. on Feb 9, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, no. I just got lucky.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This whole book thing really sharpened me on writing to specific lengths. Six months ago, I didn’t have any clue how long 2500 words was, and now I have some really clear ideas about every length from 200 to 6000.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently from 40 to 6000

by Brick. on Feb 9, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but can you guess how many words this is without counting?

PLEASE SIGN OMAR FOR A YEAR WHILE ARE MINOR LEAGUE PLAYERS GET READY. IT WILL HELP BRING THE FANS BACK AND SAVE MONEY TO SIGHN MANNY, HIS BAT WILL MAKE UP FOR HIS MISTAKES. READ THIS SHAPIRO!

by FredOx on Feb 9, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know, zero?

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

35?

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 9, 2009 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay, this may sound stupid, but I’ve never heard the answer to this question — why do three Win Shares equal one win? Why is it not a one-to-one correspondence?

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He admits that it’s arbitrary. He felt that choosing a more obvious number, like 10, would imply a level of precision that the system does not really have — e.g., he doesn’t think there’s any real difference between someone with 4.1 win shares and 4.3 win shares, and a ten-shares-per-win system would imply that there is one. At the same time, just going by Wins alone would not be precise enough. He feels three-shares-per-win is a happy medium, especially given that he was trying to boil everything down to a significant whole number, with no fractions.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And just cuz a guy was born in Cleveland doesn’t mean he know anything about Cleveland.

by mauichuck on Feb 9, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Other than, you know, all the knowledge required to be a native.

by Brad D on Feb 9, 2009 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Why are you bringing this up again, Chuck? Nobody said anything about Posnanski’s knowledge of Cleveland, so why do we need to go down this road again? You’ve already said your piece. Do you really need to keep picking fights with people?

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 10, 2009 6:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not picking a fight. I’m just telling you why I hate that little gnome. He’s got the temerity to write completely idiotic articles about my hometown and then purports to speak for me and my fellow Clevelanders. Like I said before: if he keeps writing about sports and junk food I’m all right with him. If he writes another piece of tripe like his last article about G. Steinbrenner and his "Clevelandness" I will personally hop and the next flight to Kansas City and turn his fat ass over my knee and give him a good spankin’!

by mauichuck on Feb 10, 2009 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, Chuck, besides that one article, where else has Posnanski wronged you with his writings about Cleveland. I think you’re overreacting because you hate the Yankees and you don’t want Cleveland associated with Steinbrenner.

Also, from what you have written, I don’t think you speak for many Clevelanders. You’ve written you can only be a true Cleveland if you’re in a union and work in a factory. That doesn’t speak for many people in Cleveland.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 11, 2009 7:33 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Also, not for engineers with M.D.’s

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 11, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I still got my union card from Local 120 too, Turk.

by mauichuck on Feb 11, 2009 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just teasin’ man

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 12, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just telling you why I hate that little gnome.

Hate? Chuck, man, that is really strong and completely undeserved.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 11, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s really, really funny that Chuck railed against the guys at FJM for calling Joe Morgan a moron, then he make derogatory comments about someone else just because he doesn’t represent his views on Cleveland. How is saying you “hate that little gnome” different than calling someone a moron? I would call that hypocrisy.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 11, 2009 11:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You’re right Brad, I have railed against the use of name calling as a rhetorical device. And, yeah, calling Posnanski a little gnome may fall into that category. But then again I’ve referred to Sabathia – and Bill James for that matter – as big tubs of goo. So, if you think that’s the same as some pencil-necks calling Joe Morgan a moron, then I’ll refrain from doing it again.

by mauichuck on Feb 11, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn’t bother me that you call people names, but then it never bothered me that the FJM guys called Joe Morgan a moron (because he said, and wrote, many very moronic things).

I also don’t get why you hate Posnanski so much just because you don’t think he represents Cleveland. Why does that make him a terrible person? He’s a great baseball writer, whether he’s from Cleveland or KC or Antarctica.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 12, 2009 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

So, if you think that’s the same as some pencil-necks calling Joe Morgan a moron, then I’ll refrain from doing it again.

Not the same. FJM was funnier.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 12, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck, do you know who hates amateur, hack-“stati-sabre-tricians”? Bill James. For what it’s worth, he has been tormented by excessive theorizing of baseball.

by joeee on Feb 13, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck … it’s enough. You’ve made your point. Many times.

by Jay on Feb 11, 2009 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Pluto has only barely scratched the surface. If we regard his use of stats highly, it’s only because his peers are so embarassingly dismal, every last damned one of them.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn’t put Pluto in the class of Posnanski or guys like that. He does mention OPS sometimes, but that’s about it.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

He mentions it all the time and makes an effort to often remind the reader what an average OPS would be. Hoynes is even using OPS a lot lately.

It doesn’t make either of them heroes, but I credit Pluto with using it first.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Again, just to keep perspective, I appreciate what Pluto is doing, but we’re really damning him with faint praise, and praising him for being less stupid and horrible than his peers when it comes to the numbers.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think we’re in disagreement here.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

True fact: I started reading because of Bob August and the Cleveland Indians. Sports columnist can be pedagogues.

And there are lots of types of intelligence many of which are not acedemic. It’s a bit self-congratulatory to think that we alone at LGT understand the true value of a given player or organization. Let’s not read too much into all of this.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This sentiment shouldn’t get lost here. I agree.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 9, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

The voice of reason. Thank you.

by ken from alexandria on Feb 9, 2009 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes! I’ve been instructed to get a life or get a blog. I’ve been deflowered by the great cleveland.com community.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

joeytable has just become my favorite cleveland.com poster. This from the master:

epdaws – get a life or start a blog

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

We must have seen it at the same time, Chuck. How dare I post my thoughts on cleveland.com! I wonder what kind of comment is acceptable to Mr. Table.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Hoynsie: How cum that tight wad Dulon don’t sign Omar? He looked pretty good back when we was winning. – joeytable.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

8:44? That wasn’t there when I typed mine.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 9, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s HST as in Hawaiian. That would be 0144 Feb. 9 to you back at the Mother Ship.

by mauichuck on Feb 9, 2009 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, rub it in. Wrong, anyways: Feb 8, 2009 8:44 PM EST.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 10, 2009 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

We kneed to get josh mahilton and torrey hunter to play the corners and belle to dh. and robert to play second. just go out and get these guys all ready – READ THIS SPAHIRO!

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anybody else get the impression that “TheCLEVEman” typed up his response on a cellphone?

by PatBordersHelmet on Feb 8, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That has to be somebody else from LGT playing a joke. Much funnier if it’s real, though.

by cleveland teamer on Feb 8, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely LGT, but still very funny.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay would definately not like the use of “obvi”.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s okay when the letters are in the word. The “a” in definately might be a probo though.

by Logodaedalus on Feb 8, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He’s posting this comment on a website discussion area. Pot meet kettle.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 8, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

joeytable — get a life or start a blog.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 8, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE YOU RON BURGUNDY!

by Brad D on Feb 9, 2009 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

READ THIS CORNINGSTONE

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Man, you are just an old pro already. Maybe this isn’t as hard as everyone acts like it is.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

See? Lurking helps. And people think we’re unduly hard on noobs.

Like I said, the early favorite for rookie of the year. But keep your head on a swivel, MTF (we’re gonna need to get on a first name basis at some point), because we’re sure to see a bump in traffic with the annual and start of the season.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, Nick (and Jay of course), and you can call me Tom.

You guys have been really cool for my first few days—and I appreciate feeling in on the inside jokes, I do. But on the other hand, I feel like there’s a creepy aspect to it, too—you guys are pretty open for a public forum. For example, I figured out I was in the same college class as one of the moderators, although we didn’t know each other.

Hint: he was in a comedy troupe.

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope I didn’t do anything offensive near you when I was drunk. That was sort of my MO.

by afh4 on Feb 9, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I once almost got in a fistfight at Rick’s, but I doubt you were there. Other than that, college was pretty jake.

Do your new duties mean you won’t be breaking the DBR monopoly anytime soon?

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh, DBR makes me crazy. It’s the only place on the internet for serious Duke analysis and it’s so, so, so boring. Plus their platform is ridiculous. No offense if you’re Jumbo or something.

Rick’s was awesome. I once saw Rashad McCants sitting in there smoking menthol cigarettes (inside-which, despite it being NC, was never kosher at Duke) with like 4 girls on each arm.

People always complained about how smokey your clothes were if you went to bars in NC, but if you went to eat at Rick’s everything you owned, even things that hadn’t been in Rick’s with you, smelled like hasbrowns for weeks.

What’s your major?

My best friend almost got into a fistfight with the golf team on LDOC one year. I broke that one up.

by afh4 on Feb 9, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Econ, but early on I made the (apparently very wise) decision that i-banking wasn’t for me. So now I’m here getting legal.

I have a handful of great basketball players’ stories, but not all of them are appropriate here, sadly.

And you’re dead on about the smoking. For a college built on tobacco money, not only was campus almost smoke-free, but a way smaller proportion of the students smoked regularly (i.e. not just drunk) than I think is representative of our age group as a whole.

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a ton of friends who were econ, all banking now. I’m Bio. You’re ’06?

by afh4 on Feb 9, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, ’06.

You think Bio’s impressive, but if you were really smart you’d have been a BME.

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a handful of great basketball players’ stories, but not all of them are appropriate here

I thought you said you’d been lurking for a while.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Saving them for gamethreads, obviously

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

you are a natural sir

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 10, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s already a user MTF around these parts. Brace yourself for when nickjs22 registers over here. The avatars really come in handy nowadays.

by jhon on Feb 9, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

YES!

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 9, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Between having your own season preview in print, and now this…..oh man I smell a war coming.

by supermarioelia on Feb 8, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

Whoa, I hardly have “my own season preview” in print. I have my name amongst a large handful of writers who contributed far more. This cleveland.com exercise is just for fun, though I admit I’ve thought about jumping in a number of times, just to see what would happen. I still prefer Hey Jaysie to anything else, and I’d love to see Hey Jaysie copied and pasted over there as well.

This is not about belittling a writer; it’s about trying to improve the discourse.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Patty-Boyo – take a deep breath. I think my goomba Mario was just speaking in the general sense. Can’t you dig it: the mighty-mite LGT vs. the Cleveland Champ, that Great, Gray Old Lady, the PD Sports Department in a no-holds-barred death match.

Here’s what I think: How about we highjack Hoynsies column for the next few weeks. Let’s see if we can consistently be more insightful and draw a bigger leadership than the master. Whattya think?

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

With the right lineup i think that would be awesome. If i decided to wade in there i’m sure i could drop some good nuggets, but i might end up doing more harm than good. The right group of guys could make for an interesting experiment. I guess i’m thinking of more of an infiltration than a highjack.

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 8, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I meant in the general sense. “Your” as in speaking to the entire LGT community.

by supermarioelia on Feb 8, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Chuck,

Yep, re-reading Mario’s comment it’s clear he’s talking about LGT vs. PD, not me vs. PD. Regardless — and I won’t speak for the Big Four — I don’t sense it’s anyone’s intention to be confrontational. LGT doesn’t need to confront the PD, after all; LGT is already far superior. The question is whether traditional media will learn from new media such as LGT and the Indians 2009 Annual. I posted over at cleveland.com for fun, and while I’d like to see the Hoynsie columns picked apart, I don’t favor anything more than that.

by tabler84 on Feb 8, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t mean to be too provoking in my comment, just noted how a couple of recent Indians online-related events shared a common thread. The last thing we need is for any hatred between the two…we have way more fun over here on our own.

by supermarioelia on Feb 8, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

And, for it’s worth, I remember trying to exist in the ESPN Indians’ message board community in 2006, when some kind soul dropped by and pointed me here. Who knows, Evan’s post may re-direct some other like-minded individuals this way, toward the light …

by macasson on Feb 9, 2009 2:54 AM EST up reply actions  

haha – i posted there around about 20 times maybe in that same year.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 9, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Which one of you is plumstache?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 8, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

i should add, i couldn’t help but to pile on. . . . hoynes has pissed me off since i wrote in to “hey hoynesie” back in the summer of ‘07. in his previous column, a reader had written in asking about the prudence of keeping jobo, with his five-point-whatever ERA, in the closer spot. hoynes just said something like “saves are the only measure of a closer” and thus jobo = awesome closer. i wrote in criticizing his answer (saying something to the effect that stats like WHIP and K/9 are much better indicators of a closer’s effectiveness. . . wish i could find the column) and, to his credit, he published my criticism, but in his answer he just repeated the line about saves and told me to drop down and give him 20 because i addressed him as “dude.” WTF

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Feb 8, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i…may have a vague memory of that! but i’m probably making it up

by Voltaire on Feb 8, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I distinctly remember him enacting a “no dude” policy.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 8, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Cap’n,

I definitely prefer your answer to Hoynes’. :-)

I wasn’t fond of JoeBo back in 2007, even when he was getting those saves (probably because my stomach was doing flip-flops while he was getting those saves; those were anything but dominating, conventional saves like you’d expect from a “great” closer. JoeBo was a serviceable closer who managed to make it through in 2007, but then faltered in 2008, partly because his shoulder was injured and he couldn’t throw harder than Paul Byrd).

Just my 2 cents.

The "cream of the crop" doesn't always rise to the top.

by indiansfan on Feb 8, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

yo indiansfan, thanks for the kind words

i agree with your sentiments. . . see, jobo had such an interesting year because, if nothing else, he showed everyone how useless/overrated the save statistic is. it was funny to see someone like hoynes try to sell him as a good closer, because you really had to beat down the rational part of your brain to do that.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Feb 8, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I kinda read the Jobo experience differently. What I learned is that you don’t hafta have a 11K/9, WHIP<1.00 closer to win the most games in the league. A guy with servicable stuff and the guts of a cat burgler can get you to the ALCS.

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i think that what you’re saying is basically the corollary of what i’m saying (did i use that right? man, i’ve been waiting forever to do that). . . that is, you don’t need a lot of talent to save games, and so saves are a pretty crappy indicator of talent.

either way. . . i can’t say that i hated watching jobo—really, it was kind of perversely funny to me to watch him put two runners on, start to sweat profusely, and then wriggle out of it by a fly ball out to deep center. i mean, i probably did hate it at the time, but looking back on it, i kind of laugh. . . and really, i can’t complain too much about hisl 2007 performance in that he did convert save opps at a reasonable rate, and he didn’t let us down in the playoffs like i really thought he would.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Feb 8, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t do it there, so I’m reccing Adam Dunn here.

by Voltaire on Feb 8, 2009 10:45 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

aha i lol’ed

cleveland.com is a terrible, terrible place, but every once in awhile you find a gem

there’s this guy who sometimes posts in the cleveland.com forums under the tag “RickManning” . . . anyone ever run across him? i’m pretty sure he’s constantly on acid. he will post some inane thing (e.g. “Junta! Junta! Junta!” or “Zambie, Kick Me Norm!”) in the subject line of about five different posts, and then leave. he used to do this literally every night around 11:30 PM or so. . . i’m a big fan of his work.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Feb 8, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Assuming that’s Brick.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:23 AM EST up reply actions  

can’t take credit for that one, but bravo to whoever it was.

by Brick. on Feb 9, 2009 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s very funny. Great insults. Because there’s no civility there (unlike here), there are many more examples of Cleveland humor

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Duh. No wonder he doesn’t know. It’s Welgarz!

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 8, 2009 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Oh Christ! Not another discussion about spelling!

by mauichuck on Feb 8, 2009 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Call back to an old, old thread.

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 8, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I always think there’s an i before or after the e.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 9, 2009 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Tony and Paul are having Wegz on Smoke Signals in two weeks

by Roger Dorn on Feb 8, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Tabler, might want to check out the comments again. Your buddy Clyde put you in your place. He said you should go back to praying to Bill James instead of posting on cleveland.com.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 9:53 AM EST reply actions  

I don’t buy that guy’s “Hoynes is just playing to his audience” argument. You can give useful information without actually having to explain sabermetric stats.

by cleveland teamer on Feb 9, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. Those things are not mutually exclusive. You can find a happy medium between sabermetric and mainstream media talk.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Fallacy of equal sides (I cannot for the life of me ever remember the technical name for this) going on. The one where people assume if two opinions exist, it’s appropriate for some people to believe one way and some another, and for there to be a debate about which is proper. Usually when one side is demonstrably factually correct, and the other the opposite.

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m not talking about you, to be clear, I’m agreeing with you and talking about clyde.

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

“Teach the controversy.”

</throws up>

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You just nailed what I go through on a daily basis.

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. I thought about posting a reply along these lines; Clyde seems like the kind of guy who can handle this discussion. But I’m not interested in a long back-and-forth over there, and his post devolved into silliness.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

One of the things I didn’t understand about Clyde’s post is his references to all your nerd-stats and geek-centric sabermetrics. You mentioned how often Weglarz walks and his OBP.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. People put fingers in their ears and shout because they just don’t want to know. Hasn’t OBP been recorded since the 1890s /toolazytolookup, but I know it’s been forever.

by joeee on Feb 9, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. Since when did OBP = stat nerd? I know it’s emphasized more in the past decade, but it’s always been a regular baseball statistic. It wasn’t created by some guy in his mom’s basement.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

If OBP = stat nerd, then stat nerd = Branch Rickey, and for that matter, Ted Williams.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll bet Branch Rickey spent a lot of time playing on the computer in his mom’s basement. What a nerd!

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s right. Don’t quit your day job, Branch Rickey!

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Branch Rickey hasn’t had a day job since 1965.

by FredOx on Feb 9, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

His coolest job was commissioner of the Continental League.

by SuddenSam on Feb 9, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

heh, I was just reading about that in Bill Veeck’s autobiography. The way he described the Continental League was priceless:

After a little debate, the Continental League was buried. At least, it would have been buried, if anyone could have found a body.

by Ryan on Feb 10, 2009 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Then again, all the proposed CL cities eventually got a major league team, except (predictably) Buffalo.

by SuddenSam on Feb 10, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you really won them over with that great “false dichotomy” line.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, I detect sarcasm.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Before things get out of hand, it might be a good time to remind everyone of this.

by bewwolv on Feb 9, 2009 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

the msm clearly isn’t for you

brilliant

by Brick. on Feb 9, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, perhaps it’s not.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Weglarz, of course, has been something of a favorite son on LGT. Would everyone be so riled up if Hoynes’ didn’t come to the defense of Trevor Crowe or the fat shortstop?

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

Do you not understand what bothered me in Hoynes’ response regarding Weglarz? It’s not about coming to someone’s “defense.” And it’s not about Weglarz being a “favorite son.” Perhaps Weglarz is adored around here as a result of his value and performance.

Really, it’s about understanding a player’s value and potential. Nothing more. If I told you that Wes Hodges was in his high school hall of fame, has played outfield in college, and prefers the Slanket to the Snuggie, would that satisfy your curiosity about his place in the organization? Because it’s not that different than what Hoynes did with Weglarz.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

i saw someone wearing a slanket outside last night

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 9, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

How can you distinguish a slanket from a snuggie?

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

the slanket is “looser”

by Brick. on Feb 9, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh. The Snuggie is for Religion Club chicks. The Slanket is for ADpi girls after an Everclear mixer.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I rec’d this, but it still felt a little wrong

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

or a snuggie from a toasty wrap?

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Feb 9, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Now my head is just spinning.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s a Snuggie ad! How dare they name it 2 things at the same time!

Signature to be named later.

by emd2k3 on Feb 9, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

there’s a difference?

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 9, 2009 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, slankets are the ones you wear while reading the “LGT annual.”

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 9, 2009 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The girls you can get with wear the Snuggie. The girls you want to get with wear the Slanket.

by Brad D on Feb 9, 2009 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Where do the backwards robe girls fall in?

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 10, 2009 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

then the girl i saw was wearing a snuggie.

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 10, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Did anyone else catch Hoynes’ reference to Sheffield needing to get even with Asdrubal and Vic this year in today’s piece (2/9)?

Did he already get even with Fausto?

by PatBordersHelmet on Feb 9, 2009 10:19 AM EST reply actions  

also, a hilarious judge judy reference

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Feb 9, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he hasn’t “got even” with Vic and Asdrubal yet if your definition for “get even” is “get the Pedroia beat out of you”.

I’m sure they’d be happy to oblige, but I’d rather Sheffield just get his 500th home run and go away before anybody gets suspended.

by Ryan on Feb 9, 2009 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking. I ventured out there to comment on Hoynes before I came to LGT.

My apolgies. It’ll never happen again.

by lenred on Feb 9, 2009 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

I thought your comment was great.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too. It was a perfect rejoinder to the idea that “advanced” analysis can’t be plain-spoken.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

it reads like a castrovince answer in his mailbag

by Brick. on Feb 9, 2009 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I really was apologizing for posting on cle.com. maybe Hoynes will see it and attempt to increase the quality of his answers in the future.

by lenred on Feb 9, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The bridge between two vastly different worlds. I like it.

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 9, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll pile on and agree that it was awesome.

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

you’re too kind.

by lenred on Feb 9, 2009 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Using the same username on LGT and cle.com = bold

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

by ganatz on Feb 9, 2009 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I was appreciative that lenred used his LGT handle. I need a program to figure out the rest of you guys over there.

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, are there a lot of cross posters? Really?

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know about a lot, but it seems like there’s some LGTers slumming over there based on their responses to your post.

"Lotta heart in Cleveland." - Ian Hunter

by Denver Tribe Fan on Feb 9, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

We established a while ago that I’m actually Paul Hoynes, so yeah I think that counts.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Can’t be. I don’t think Hoynes has internet access.

by Jay on Feb 9, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

He writes it longhand in a reporter’s notebook and passes it to an intern.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I say for real. It has Cleveland School District written all over it.

by odradek on Feb 9, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly don’t care. It’s not that important that I would need to change screen names based on the site I use. And that’s not a snipe at anyone that does that, it’s just that I truly don’t care.

by lenred on Feb 9, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You left a trail for the zombies…

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

by ganatz on Feb 9, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of zombies, I came across this while listening to the Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me podcast at work today.

by woodsmeister on Feb 9, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t know that there will ever be a better zombie movie than Shaun of the Dead. Best. Zombie. Movie. Ever.

by lenred on Feb 9, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I. Agree. With. This.

Wholeheartedly.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no particular expertise with zombie movies, but I enjoyed that one immensely.

by Jay on Feb 10, 2009 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 10, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

rec for listening to that show

by Voltaire on Feb 9, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

 Winner of the first annual LGT “Most Mancrushed” award.

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 9, 2009 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

i don’t think there’s a doubt about that

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 9, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The most recent post by mokeanudder is hilarious. Unsure if it is a parody

by Roger Dorn on Feb 9, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Can we vote on this? I say parody. It is so awesome if it’s real.

This is the most consistently I’ve read the c.com comments, and, well, it’s like pouring hydrochloric acid on an open wound. Just keeps bubbling up and worsening.

by tabler84 on Feb 9, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I was prepared to vote real, but the very last “answer” leads me to believe it’s a parody. Scoring 7 runs a game has to be a joke. So my vote is parody

by Roger Dorn on Feb 9, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

But then that addendum makes me think he is serious. Hmm

by Roger Dorn on Feb 9, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m almost certain he’s serious. Remember the caliber of people we’re dealing with.

I love his suggestion to trade Hafner. Every fan thinks there is some magical team out there to take bad contracts off their team’s hands, if only the GM were smart enough to trade that player.

That reminds me of the guy who wrote in Hey Brian! (with the Cavs beatwriter) that the Cavs should trade Ben Wallace and Wally Szczerbiak for Chris Bosh. I mean, how completely out of touch do you have to be to offer a trade like that! Not only do you know nothing about the age and talents of the players, you know nothing about what teams value. Why would that person think Toronto would trade one of the best young players in the NBA for two old veterens?

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that I’m saying the trade makes complete sense, but you do realize Sczerbiak is one of the most valuable trade assets in the league, right?

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Feb 9, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course. But the Raptors don’t need cap room (and that’s what Wally provides)….they want to KEEP Bosh. And if they can’t they’re going to trade him for young players and draft choices, not old guys.

There’s a very good chance the Cavs will trade Wally, but it will be for a guy like Marcus Camby.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: I don’t think Bosch resigns with Toronto.

Don't be stupid. PUT IN MELOAN.

by gte619n on Feb 10, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope we trade him this season and rebuild. Our team is a mess, and will be for the forseeable future.

by supermarioelia on Feb 10, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what they need to do. Get some young players and draft picks. I hear they want to trade O’Neal but I don’t know if they have anyone interested.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 10, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you referring to Chris or Hieronymus?

by NickFantana on Feb 10, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Painter, fictional detective or Russian metal band?

by FredOx on Feb 10, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

and don’t forget power tool maker

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 10, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

or Kyle Vanden

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 11, 2009 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and I guarentee that whoever proposed this trade doesn’t know anything about the value of Wally’s expiring contract. He just wanted to trade two guys the Cavs don’t need for a really good player.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

When Garnett was on the trading block I heard so many trades that started, "Shannon Brown, Ira Newble… "

Hmm. Kind of like when a lot of people suggest we trade Dellucci for “pitching.”

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Back then, I played around with ESPN’s Trade Machine to put Jason Kidd and KG on the Cavs. I concluded that if they signed about 7 D-leaguers, they could afford those two and Lebron without going over the cap.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Feb 9, 2009 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

to Japan for Mastny?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 10, 2009 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

That all depends. I might be willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt regarding Sczerbiak’s contract status since it’s talked about somewhat frequently. However, more often than not, you’d be right about the person wanted to trade two quarters for a dollar.

by the way, i don’t think they’ll be trading Wally for a 4 anytime soon with the continuing lack of shooting depth now that Sasha’s on the shelf for a while. Ferry’s got his work cut out for him if he wants to reap the full value of Sczerbiak’s contract.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Feb 9, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

So umm… can somebody explain to someone who knows very little about basketball what exactly the benefit of his contract is?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 10, 2009 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

You trade a equal contract in dollars – like they’re both gonna make $13M next year, only Wally’s goes to 0 after this year and the one(s) you pick up might be on the books for 3+ years.. Voila! you (the guy who gets Wally) got $13M in cap space for 2009-2010. Get it?

by mauichuck on Feb 10, 2009 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Very good. 2 points to add:

  • His $11M cap number is something you can work with in a trade, whereas it’d be more difficult to take on Jason Kidd’s $20M expiring contract.
  • While the expiring contract itself has value, the player (in this case, Sczerbiak) is not worthless, yet not a star-level player that demands court value in return. He’s the happy-medium as far as his use on the cout.

Personally, I think he’s the most valuable trade asset in the league as posted above. Teams want him because of the expiring contract, and he can provide something for them on the court for the 2-3 months he’ll be there.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Feb 10, 2009 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Both very good points. Many times when teams trade expiring contracts, the player doesn’t matter in the deal, the team just wants the cap space for the following year. But Wally is actually a productive player. Not a guy you want to play 30 or 40 minutes, but he’ll give you 15 or 20 good minutes off the bench.

Personally, I don’t know if the Cavs will trade him. They have great chemistry on the team and Wally has played well for them most of the time. There was talk of trading him to get more help inside, but (as you said) with all the injuries they may keep him, at least until Delonte and Sasha come back.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 10, 2009 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

If the Cavs don’t trade Wally for something, it will be a huge failure by Danny Ferry. Wally might be the worst defensive player in the NBA and while he shoots for a high percentage, he needs to be shooting at an even higher percentage to overcome his complete lack of athleticism

by Roger Dorn on Feb 10, 2009 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know if I agree with the hyperbole, but I did agree with your sentiment. Problem is, with West and Pavlovic out, I don’t want to go down to just Gibson as a two guard until they are healthy. Since the trade deadline is next week and West and Pavlovic are several weeks from playing, I don’t see how we can trade Wally- unless we get another SG/SF in return. So unless your “missing piece” is someone like Artest, I don’t see how its worth it.

Before the injuries, I wanted Camby. Now, I just think we sit tight.

by Ryan Kelsey on Feb 10, 2009 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

In the NBA, you should be playing for what you expect to be your playoff roster which will include West and Pavlovic. I stand by it, I think it would be a huge failure if Wally isn’t moved. This is one of the most attractive expiring contracts I have seen

by Roger Dorn on Feb 10, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright- do you target a big man? Who?

by Ryan Kelsey on Feb 10, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t forget, if there is nothing out there that they think is worth it, they can sit tight and let Wally’s contract expire. WIth Snow’s contract also expiring this would give us about 20 million this offseason to spend on a free agent. Of course, you want to improve the team now. However, it’s not like we lose all value of the expiring contract if it isn’t traded. The same reason team’s want him applies to us also.

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on Feb 10, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The ideal target would have been Redd. Unfortunately that is not longer a possibility. If Amare Stoudamire is actually available, you try very hard to get him. He is not a top dawg, and his defense leaves something to be desired, but that’s what Ben Wallace is for.

Let me take a look at players that might be available, and I’ll get back to you

by Roger Dorn on Feb 10, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

What you think that Redd wouldda been a better pick-up than Mo? Even if he didn’t get hurt, I don’t think that Redd wouldda lifted the Cavs like Mo did.

by mauichuck on Feb 10, 2009 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not instead of Mo. He meant getting Redd in a trade for Wally before the trading deadline this season.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 11, 2009 7:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Mo and Redd – an injured Redd? I don’t get it.

by mauichuck on Feb 11, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The trade possiblities we are discussing now are what the Cavs could get for Wally (and possibly others) before the trading deadline this season. Redd was a possible target for the Cavs (because they’re looking for more outside shooting) until he got hurt last month.

These trades are completely seperate from the Mo Williams trade this offseason. We’re not saying they should have traded for Redd instead of Mo.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 12, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I say a big man, yes. Amare can jump out of the gym, which is nice. Our play against the Lakers makes me sick, as does our tendency to get jump shot dependent.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 10, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello Nick,

Two things:

1. I just read about where they’re not sure Amare would be the best fit on this team, as compared to Marcus Camby, mostly because Camby is a better defender, which is something the Cavaliers really need – a defensive big man, who has decent offensive skills. Stoudemire would need more time to develop his defense, since Phoenix didn’t emphasize defense that much (especially under D’Antoni). A defensive big man is what the Cavaliers would need to handle the Lakers in the Finals, especially if Bynum is back. Stoudemire may add more bulk in the middle, but it’s questionable whether he can contain other big men on the floor defensively. Camby seems to be more the target that the Cavaliers feel would be a better fit to improving this ballclub.

2. The problem with the Cavaliers getting “jump shot dependent” is the fact that they don’t shoot the ball well. That includes LeBron – that’s why Phil Jackson was willing to live with LeBron taking outside shots; opposing coaches are realizing that he’s not Jordan, Kobe, or even Magic Johnson when it comes to the jump-shot. Opponents will keep forcing LeBron to the outside and making him beat them with his jump shot, an area he is not consistently proficient in as compared to the three I mentioned, and that, in my opinion, is the real reason why the Cavaliers are in trouble when they get “jump shot dependent.” When LeBron’s teammates are shooting the ball well, they can overcome LeBron’s inconsistencies with his jump-shot, but on Sunday, there were rare instances when any of them could hit a jump shot (Z had a brief period hitting shots, but even he went cold).

Some of the Cavaliers, like Z and Gibson, when they are going well, can consistently hit jumpers, and Andy has improved a bit, but LeBron is too inconsistent with the jump shot to solely rely on it when he needs it. In fact, in my opinion, both he and Andy were not confident in taking the jump shot on Sunday because both knew they weren’t hitting it, often passing up shots when they were wide open. That’s likely how teams like the Lakers, Spurs, Boston, and Orlando will try to combat the Cavaliers come playoff time – LeBron’s ability to show teams that he can consistently hit the outside jumper will open up the floor more for him and his ability to pass the ball. Additionally, how consistent the other Cavaliers can be in hitting their jump shots will determine how far this team will go in the playoffs.

Just my 2 cents.

The "cream of the crop" doesn't always rise to the top.

by indiansfan on Feb 10, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Our input here has entirely destroyed the game thread at Fear the Sword.

What a sucktastic ending. Don’t bother trading for the big. Trade everyone. Blow the team up. It’s time to rebuild.

/angry overreaction

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 10, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

IF, dude, haven’t you been watchin’ Mo and Delonte? Those boyz, along with Wally, can flat bury that outside shot. I hate to say it, but LeStunod doesn’t hafta – and shouldn’t – be takin’ jump shots as long as he can pass to those boyz.

by mauichuck on Feb 10, 2009 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

tx guys

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 11, 2009 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Additionally, Wally’s $13m can be traded for a player who makes up to $17m/season due to some sort of in-season clause in the CBA that allows it.

Don't be stupid. PUT IN MELOAN.

by gte619n on Feb 10, 2009 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to rain on the parade, but you all should be having this discussion over at Fear the Sword. Help them out, it’s a good little site.

Burn on, big river, burn on...

by Turkmenbashi on Feb 11, 2009 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I like how dstrr thinks we just missed signing Schilling in ‘97 because he went to Boston. First of all, Schilling wasn’t a free agent but he was rumored to be coming to Cleveland in a trade (remember the ovation he got at the All-Star game that year?). Second, if he’s a baseball fan how can he forget the Schilling/Randy Johnson years in Arizona?!? How those two almost singlehandedly beating the Yankees in the WS in 2001?? He really thinks Schilling has been pitching in Boston since ‘97 ? And he’s so sure of himself that he’s arguing about it on a message board.

I love cleveland.com message boards.

The best thing probably is to hit [Grady] 2nd -- Jay

by Buckeye Brad on Feb 9, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Chuck make a guest appearance in there?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 9, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

maui, did you seriously have an entire conversation with yourself on c.com? I didn’t realize the first time that you posted, then attacked yourself, then attacked you attacking yourself. that was awesome.

This whole thing made me think – it would be hilarious if everyone on here just hijacked just one Hoynes thread to throw out the most blatantly incorrect statements and make horribly one-sided trade offers. I’d personally find that hilarious. Not necessarily because it’s Hoynes – he just happens to provide an easy forum wherein this would easily occur – but because most everyone on here seems to have gotten a kick out of the responses posted on c.com.

It’s late. I’m bored. Just thinking up stuff that would amuse only me.

by lenred on Feb 9, 2009 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

Nah, it wasn’t me, but the style’s similar no? It’s really a Cleveland idiom, I can’t claim it’s mine alone.

Here’s a hint: I’m eight hours behind you guys and work at one of the most computer secure sites in the world, so I can’t post between ~noon your time and 2300 hours. So most of my stuff is done on the weekends and late at night back on Earth.

by mauichuck on Feb 9, 2009 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no, no, not eight hours five – five that is until you boyz go to day light savings time, then it’s six.

by mauichuck on Feb 10, 2009 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

All due respect — which is a lot — to Evan, but he’s beating his head against a wall here.

If we really wanted to do something constructive — and do we? — I think we’d just start our own mailbag. I think the point is not so much that anybody reasonably knowledgeable about the Indians could answer Hoynes’s mailbag, but that anybody could pick better questions. There have got to be 50 posters on this site who could put together a more cogent and relevant "Hey ___sie!

by fleerdon on Feb 10, 2009 10:35 AM EST reply actions  

this level of outrage must be rec’d when it includes reference to the Birdcage AND Command & Conquer.

by Ryan Kelsey on Feb 10, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Fleerdon,

My favorite referece was Geronimo Pena. Mid 90s represent. Nice.

“It has its moments.” Also nice.

I suppose this is the which-came-first argument with Hoynes. Which comes first, better selection of questions, or better answers? I’m voting for better answers — simply because he has his pick of questions. If there is any topic with which he feels intimately familiar regarding the Tribe, he can easily find a pertinent question. So let’s assume he’s choosing questions that he deems to be right in his wheelhouse.

by tabler84 on Feb 10, 2009 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll submit to you that the value of the answer depends on the pertinence of the question. You can knock the Jeff Kent question out of the park, as you did, but ultimately the most I can take away is that the Indians made a defensible decision … in 1996.

One of my professors eschews the Socratic method because, as he says, in most topics it’s “an exploration of ignorance.” That’s how I feel about Hey Hoynsie!

by fleerdon on Feb 10, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough. I want access to his mailbag. There must be at least some decent questions, right?

by tabler84 on Feb 10, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The medical school clinical experience is based on the Socratic method – right Mario? I’ll pass along your professor’s observation to my friends – they’ll love it.

by mauichuck on Feb 10, 2009 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, this / rec / whatever

by tabler84 on Feb 10, 2009 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

still haven’t played 3 yet.

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Feb 10, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

First of all, this is hilarious.

However, as a wet slanket, I must point out that Jeff Kent recently retired and that’s probably what prompted the question.

by NickFantana on Feb 10, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

But the sounds of inner struggle are so funny.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Feb 10, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

can’t stop laughing

< / gfp>

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Feb 11, 2009 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

This is how to be funny as hell. Though futile, I’m taking notes.

by joeee on Feb 11, 2009 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

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