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Game Thread 3: April 16, 2009

Bottom of the fifth, 1-0 Tribe.

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Winning this game.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree that someone is winning this game.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a thread for sunshine, happiness, and My Little Pony kisses!

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I… don’t even know what to say.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will re-post this:

3 doubles, 2 singles, 4 walks in 5 innings… how does that only equal 1 run?

Baserunning?
Luck?
Inability to hit sacflies?
Fire WEDGE HE DON"T BUNT ENUFF!?

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton just described Texiera’s contract process involving the phrase “the old switcharoo.”

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

“Ah, yes. The ol’ reacharound.”

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I even dare say /sadtrombone?

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe he’s using the technical terms over the airwaves.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like listening to a doctor. A contract doctor.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed and then inhaled my cough drop. Damn you.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad Wood can’t pitch the next four innings.

by ShawnK on Apr 16, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee’s gameday picture, if it had less teeth, could be a Cormac McCarthy character.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

KLIFF

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Kliff

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOMY GOES THE CLIFF O MITE

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Trying that one out?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been using boom goes the dynomite and variations there of since I first saw that clip. It’s legend.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mumbles mumbl—passes it to the man, anBoom goes the dynamite.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Reggier Miller..umm…he can shoot”

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

reggie miller’s looking good (screen shows fred jones…)

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hes so bad from the word go.

“and ended up doing poorly. oh no.”

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sigh of exasperation at :48 makes me cry with laughter.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then 11 seconds of silence!

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit down and eat it, Tex.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it Gameday Mini, Cliff does not throw a slider.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

KLIFF!!!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit Cliff. Keep at it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Kliff numero 3

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s 2008! Party!

wait…did we make the playoffs in 2008?

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t remember yesterday.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check those cough drops.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today it rained.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put that in your storage unit and store it, Swish.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OH BURN DUDE.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burn, Cliff. Ouch.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Posada Jack

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Noise. F it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

well fuck

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

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by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, because the Indians were going to pitch a shutout.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

we are due for one, plus, its our ace.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

curtain call? fuck that. seriously.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT BALL.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st hr at new stadium

It’s deserving

by AhhhhCHOO! on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is only so much manufactured history that i can stomach

by for the record on Apr 16, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

yeah really screw that

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be willing to bet that the 20-something other clubs who opened new stadiums in the last decade+ had very few curtain calls for the first home run hit there.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, but you have to respect the history of the Yankees.

by AhhhhCHOO! on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did AhhhhhCHOO! sign up?

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re giving me the creeps.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet if it was in a home opener, from a career guy, in a close game… it would happen just about anywhere.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Posada still sucks.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff’s still incredibly high ERA indicates something about his first two starts.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Calm down, peoples.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

A curtain call for a solo homer in the 5th inning.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

FIRST EVAH HOMERUN AT NEW YANKEE STADIUM DON"T YA KNOWS GIVE THE BALL BACK TO US FOR THE COOPERSTOWNZZZ

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like Boston.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noted.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, I respect the pomp and circumstance of home openers.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t, apparently. It was stupid.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK. Well lets get another one.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s get this bitch Cano.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Question: If you had caught that ball, would you a) take some idiot Yankee fan’s money, or b) destroy it LOTR style?

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Take the money.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I absolutely take the money.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

MONEY

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d pull the old switcheroo and swap balls

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

TMI.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha I like that better

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It still amazes me that missing by 2 inches can cost you 400+ feet.

by ShawnK on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

They keep citing how poorly Lee has pitched today, but this is miles better than his other starts this year.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is this They you speak of?

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Costas and Reynolds.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Robinson Cano walks.”

Strange sentence.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

How’s the zone been. I just got here and it looks like he isn’t calling low strikes.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton, “And Cliff misses……low, apparently”

Seems the zone is tight.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wayne Summers of Kansas.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

that is genius.

bo-guh
bo-GAT
oh…bogut!

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I autodrafted Matsui and Johnny Damon. I hate my team.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That sucks

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff, also not getting the off-speed stuff over.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit Tony

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK AGAIN!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Great job Graff. Sigh.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He would have been out too.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit. I get back from class to see THE 1ST EVAH HR AT THE NEW YANKEE STADIUM and now this.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

GO BACK TO CLASS.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish that Droobs was out there.

by Jeffrey R on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DFA Graffanino, please.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I fucking hate Jorge Posada

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

We have to get Ransom out

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

“we”?

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, fine. “I” have to get Ransom out.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff, stop posting on LGT when you’re supposed to be pitching!

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant LEE

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. I kid.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, no kidding. If Cody Ransom ends up being our downfall, I’ll cry a little.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a thought: Shouldn’t Ransom play for the Pirates?

by SuddenSam on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really really really would like to see the Pirates do well. I feel bad for them.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was making a bad Somali reference.

by SuddenSam on Apr 16, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I sure as hell don’t feel bad for Somalian pirates. They can lose.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. The worst hitter in the league is up.

by AhhhhCHOO! on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees have not hit him hard at all. They just keep dribbling grounders here and there

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Except for that, ya know, 400 foot homer

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

One ball. In five innings. Swisher hit a solid double down the line. That’s it.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

im confused, why is graff in and not asdrubal? graff is not ready for a game of this magnitude.

by wendigo on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s such a green rookie

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matsui/Ransom/Gardner have been on base 3 times. Gah.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good. Done.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

“Cody Ransom-it’s been 13 years since he was in Junior College”

uhh. what, Hamilton?

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s trying to obscure the fact he once called Ransom a ‘young man.’

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

wtf is it not letting me type “thank god”?

by wendigo on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn good pitching today from Clifton. Mad props.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. Now we just need Fausto to return to form.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

After that first inning of suck, it looked like Fausto started to get it together the last start.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw it with mine own eyes — he looked ‘decent’. Movement good, location not so good.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ransom is so awful. He makes Marte look like A-Rod

by AhhhhCHOO! on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

/Andy Marte reads this, starts cold-calling strippers

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love Grounders

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Choo, Francischoo, and Shoppachoo!

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So Sabathia’s going back out there with 105 pitches.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn’t he typically go as high as 120?

by ShawnK on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s in this game, Milwaukee-style.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s eating cheese and drikining beer in the dugout?

by ShawnK on Apr 16, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And burning out his arm.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I either have a delay on my MLB or you guys have taken a Delorean into the future and are reporting back.

by ShawnK on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

by bogey021 on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha great quote

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time traveling phone booth, actually.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it take 88 quarters to time travel? Cuz that gets you about an hour of parking in Chicago.

by ShawnK on Apr 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Guys I have a confession…I like baseball- especially in the afternoon.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

We are going back to back to back here.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Please be more specific. We’ve done some stuff 3 times in a row I’d not like to see repeated.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s get on the Choo train!

by AhhhhCHOO! on Apr 16, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought today was the day that Garko will go into LF and Crowe in RF, with Choo resting.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe CC will go all Pavano on the Yankees.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldn’t that be great

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if we could sign him for cheap once his contract was up and he was effective.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

An effective 36-year-old Sabathia?

by SuddenSam on Apr 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 straight fastballs.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m sorry, those of you who say it’s Stefan not Urkel. You need to look again. The Urkelness shines through.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mendozas are up at at bat.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Mario is not amused.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sabathia tiptoes around former 3-hole hitter Francisco.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramirez up in the bullpen for the Yankees.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BB

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

CC pitch count: 115

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Runner on base. Shoppach make my fantasy team proud!

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I have him too

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach make my actual team proud!

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

no way. fantasy baseball is serious business.

by wendigo on Apr 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRINK….all of you.

by bogey021 on Apr 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

DRINK until you cannot physically drink any more.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting very old.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

On deck: graffanino. Fuck.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

PHRONK!

The h is silent.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could go for an Empronkination.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats impronkible.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing’s impronkible! NOTHING!

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those seats look terrible.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

is your fantasy crowd upset?

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They paid considerably less. They’ll live.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three changeups and a 79 MPH slider. Does not compute.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

120 pitches.

Nice, Girardi.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I approve. Let him throw 200.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously. They have him under contract for seven years.

by Jeffrey R on Apr 16, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So for all the complaining about Sabathia’s pitch counts, is anyone warming for the Tribe right now since Cliffy’s at 103?

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

We will burn that bridge when we get to it.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly kinda looks like a WWI doughboy in his glamor shot.

by joeee on Apr 16, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. Had no chance there.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Here comes the bullpen.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

And that’s it for Crooked Hat

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

What a waist.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN YOU SHOPPACH AND YOUR LOUSY FANTASSY CLUTCHINESS

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Grafs up, gottem right where we want em.

by joeee on Apr 16, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

haha yeah

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too early for pinch hitter? Gah.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

All (one) of us in the Sweet Baboo fan club are laughing right now.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, I have to leave.

Let’s give this jackass the First Loss EVAR in New Yankee Stadium!

by Logodaedalus on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ramirez is a RHP. I want Not Graffanino.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the Wedge3000 capable of reprogramming the lineup?

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

we still have a chance to hang the loss on CC

by palcal on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, several innings in which to win the game.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

PHRONK!

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Or just leave Graffanino in there against the righty.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwar? Pat, I’d like to buy a consonant.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, I wanted to ask before: If Edwar had a D at the end of his name and it wasn’t pronounced like Mujica, would people think he was just some guy from Brooklyn related to Manny and not from the DR?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear. E Ramirez ALSO looks like Urkel.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, normally i don’t care about this kind of thing, but what the hell is grafanino still in there for?

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He paid Wedge $100.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um…why no Asdrubal pinch hitting?

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

No one suggested it to Wedge.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT, WEDGE.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, folks, this is a genuinely momentous day in the sport of baseball.

This is my 5000th comment.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, wait, I’m 40 early.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Folks, this is a genuinely momentous day in the sport of baseball.

This is my 4762nd comment.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

4963rd

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell I quit.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, now next time, make sure that #5000 is a good one. Something witty and/or profound.

by dgcambridge on Apr 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once rang the bell for a friend’s wedding before, as opposed to after, pachabel’s canon.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You preemptively Quasimodo’ed.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind. yikes.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve done some damage.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

with very little substance.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Click your user name.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray for wasting time!

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are really concerned about Hafner’s health.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

SAFE Ransom You Blow!

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge thinks you guys are idiots.

by afh4 on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Throwing error? Nice game-planning there, Eric.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine you putting down the kitchen phone and covering the receiver, Wedge of course on the other line.

by joeee on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha well that works.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that a strike?

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge knew that a fielding error would occur. Genius.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He also has a time machine.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He made a huge motion for a pretty straightforward bounce.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Man. Saw that playing out differently in my head.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

“Knocked down but not. Caught.” Took me time to parse the PBP, Hammy.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he got all Denny Crane on us there for a minute

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

God forbid we pinch hit for Trevor Crowe.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah really

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have no options better than Trevor Crowe on our bench, of course.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imagine if this were Marte, he wouldn’t get a step out of the dugout before Jamey Carroll would be up there.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte was/is garbage.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bump BFran to left, Choo to right, 1/2ner to DH

by joeee on Apr 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE IS THE KEY TO THIS GAME.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge must have a lot of fun making me look stupid.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAFE

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOO!!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i like crowe here. but i know nothing.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Trevor Crowe

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

what an awful swing

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Crowe get all of this playing time?

by oxforddave on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Because starting our best outfield all the time is too much effort for Wedge

by AhhhhCHOO! on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trevor Crowe almost had an RBI

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I’ll take what I can get.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

flag.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Graffanino had just enough wheelz.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON GRADY. I’LL SHIT MYSELF IF HE HITS A BOMB.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And we’re going to hold you to that.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahaha

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

has anyone seen the george brett poops himself story/video?

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YES COKE IS COMING IN

LGT's resident Beer Advocate.

by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

In Grady We Trust…(my 1st comment of the 2009 season)

The Cleveland Indians: Minor League Farm Team Affiliate of the MLB

by HireRockyColavito on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for Grady to do some Yard work

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Can somebody dial up a new thread?

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady needs to stay patient. A walk will do.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

quick question: are all first pitch/hit/homerun balls in a new ballpark sent to the hall of fame?

by JP_Frost on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Only Yankee ones.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? that’s peculiar

by JP_Frost on Apr 16, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

First HR at the Metrodome: Jim Maler.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady loves to face the four-seam but hates to the face the fastball.

A little reverse pyschology eh gameday? Touche.

As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.

by bigbrabbs on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Have a Coke and a smile?

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The name’s Phil Coke, how the hell are ya?

by joeee on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m not greedy. i’ll take a walk.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll take a WP

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

4969: Pinch hit brick!

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care how we score a run, I just want at least one here.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Completely shallow commentary: Gosh, I love eye black.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

so quick question…where should i place my utter guile and disgust…with the yankees or the red sox, i’m thinking of distributing it equally between the 2

The Cleveland Indians: Minor League Farm Team Affiliate of the MLB

by HireRockyColavito on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hating one is hating both.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

75% Yankees, 24% Red Sox and 1% Texas Rangers – just for being a dumb team.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sort of waxes and wanes.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

no utter disgust for the white sox or tigers?

The Cleveland Indians: Minor League Farm Team Affiliate of the MLB

by HireRockyColavito on Apr 16, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

braves or marlins?

The Cleveland Indians: Minor League Farm Team Affiliate of the MLB

by HireRockyColavito on Apr 16, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides, I don’t have that kind of energy.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sort of ambivalent to the Tigers. I hate the White Sox most of all, but that’s almost entirely because of the unholy trifecta of Pierzynski, Ozzie and Hawk. I imagine without those three things, I would not hate the White Sox as much.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still think our disdain should be divided between the red sox, yankees, braves, and marlins. with a major tilt towards the red sox and yankees

The Cleveland Indians: Minor League Farm Team Affiliate of the MLB

by HireRockyColavito on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally disagree. My hatred goes:
- Yankees
- White Sox/Tigers
- Twins
- Red Sox
- Anyone on the 1997 Marlins.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand hating the Marlins and the Braves, but I don’t have it in me to hate a team from the other league with much effort at all.

I’d say my hate is something more like:
- White Sox
- Yankees/Red Sox
- Whoever else is pissing me off lately.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been in Columbus long enough that I have no problem hating the Reds, primarily because of their fans. Living in Cincinnati for a couple years in grad schools also made it that much easier to hate the Reds.

by woodsmeister on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate the Reds, but I’m not crazy about them doing well.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lived in Dayton during college and then Cincinnati during law school, but I never minded the Reds- save the interleague series. But don’t get me started on the Bengals.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

This. I have been living in Cincinnati for about 5 years now. The Reds fans never bothered me, but the Bengals and their fans drive me insane.

by RachelAnn on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no qualms whatsoever with the Reds, but then again, I grew up more a Reds fan than an Indians fan.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like you less now.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

just got half of it back right there.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds fans pissed me off in 1995. I couldn’t get Indians tickets for the playoffs, so we went to Cincinnati to root for the Reds instead. Hardly anyone in the seats. It was depressing (and they lost).

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cincinnati’s like that sometimes.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Tigers simply because of Leyland’s little stunt with timing Betancourt’s pitches.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, yes. Those three could make me hate kittens and Diet Coke.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be a White Sox fan. Are they somehow endearing if they’re yours? Or do you just sit around and die of embarrassment all the time?

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in the mists of time, I didn’t have much issue with the WS. In fact, I liked them. I was in South Bend and looked forward to being able to watch lots of baseball.

By the end of my stay, I hated the White Sox with a passion that could not be contained, and it was all a result of Hawk Harrelson.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad is a White Sox fan … but he’s been a fan since the days of Nellie Fox, so he gets a pass.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irrational love for Ozzie. Sorry.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly out.

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

On ball 2 from a walk machine. With the bases loaded. Damn you, Grady.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRADY! GRADY! GRADY.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-0.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIT indeed.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

starts with “F”, ends with “UCK”

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Ferd Got Stuck

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Move him down in the lineup. Say, 3rd.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF…you’re not even going to make the guy throw a strike? I just don’t get this approach. The pressure is all on the pitcher, and the batter assumes the burden.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

4970: shoulda bunted

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we trade in a free spin or something?

by AllenSmith on Apr 16, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m telling you Grady sucks now

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 16, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes you do. Comment better.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Derek Jeter Era? Really that’s what it’s going to be called?

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s shorter than the “Massively Outspend the Market for Known Steroid Abusers Era”

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Two hands, Trevor. Two hands.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge heard the bitching about quality starts. I regret it now.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh for the love of Christ, Wedge.

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy and Hegen agree: “Jeter doesn’t get called out on strikes very often.” “Not at Yankee Stadium, nope”

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Special Derek Jeter Era Strike Zone.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he has such great intangibles…

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go Graff

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Was worried they’d call him safe on that.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s not the Johnny Damon Era, after all.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

111 pitches…

As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.

by bigbrabbs on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

So is anyone worried that Grady is never actually going to break out?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, it’s still early.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I mean like, in his career. Like, he’ll always be good, but he’s never gonna take it to that next level.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what next level there is for him to take it to, really. He’s a great CF with 30-homer potential, what else do you want from the guy?

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a little worried he may never bad .330, but no, other than that, not too worried. He has already broken out enough for me.

by pdxtribefan on Apr 16, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

like, he will never hit .280/.440/.590? Yeah, I’m starting to think that might be out of reach. But damn dude, he is an all time great if he repeats 06, 07, 08 for the next 10 years.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else having problems with video?

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Another Broken Bat

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

QS

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

KKKKliff

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

/slow clap

by fleerdon on Apr 16, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d stand on my desk but the frown on that.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is when you don’t get it till after you’ve already started sleeping with someone else.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Runs pleez. K thx

As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.

by bigbrabbs on Apr 16, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice game by Cliff. Everyone can take a breath.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Jose Veras in for the Spankees.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Hafner not single off Veras to end the playoff game?

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vizcaino. Veras pitched twice, though.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

battle o’ bullpens… not sure how i feel about that, but i think good.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

hard to know so far this year, right? i think i’m with you on good.

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never heard of most of the guys in the Yankees pen.

by bogey021 on Apr 16, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re a very good and very underrated pen.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

who makes you say this?

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, It’s true.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ve never heard of you either, so you’re even.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

BB

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

VMart Double

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

VIC- DOUBLE!!! WOOOOOO

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Stand up double to right for Victor!

by painaxl on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

RISP!

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Big inning. Big inning. Big inning.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

its time for jhonny’s second XBH

by for the record on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

VicaVicaVica

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go JAY Honny

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like I got back just in time

by APV on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Should not be swinging here. Make this guy throw strikes.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That was NOT a strike.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

correct.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That 2-0 call was awful.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

a 7 run inning would be awesome right now

by AllenSmith on Apr 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Full Count

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon, Jhoney!

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Could not back door him with the breaking ball.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

2b!!!!!!!

LGT's resident Beer Advocate.

by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

JHONNY

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YES JAY HONNY!!!!!

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

by APV on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHH

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

JHOHNNYYYYYY

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

JHONNY

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!!! Fuckin A Right JHONNY!!!

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Those boos sound SOOOOO good.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hegan makes it sound like his dog was just killed.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

As boos rain down on BRAND NEW YANKEE STADIUM OMGZZ!!!!

by painaxl on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Fans not pleased. First Boos EVAH at the New Yankee Stadium.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

those go in the hall of fame, too

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Someone capture those sound waves for HOF

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 16, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

A recording is being made and is being sent to Cooperstown.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It is insane that all four of you had the same though simultaneously

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m reccing all 4 of these.

by bogey021 on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the shortest comment got in first, and the longest one last.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reactions here was hilarious.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should never try to pull the ball. That’s an awesome approach. Go Jhonny.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Master Prognosticator!

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, nicely done. now who do you like in the derby this year?

by mrich on Apr 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always choose my Derby favorite by name.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do it by color.

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, good call, GFP.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this Peralta. Yes I do.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Record the boos and send the CD to Cooperstown.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

We all think alike and it scares me.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it’s good. Like a cult. You know, the good cults.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cults with the purple kool aid

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cults of Barney?

by Julie on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Flavor Aid, not Kool Aid. True Fact.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where’s the Fruit Punch?

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damaso Marte is so 2006.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Still runner at 2B & nobody out. Want MORE RUNZZZ.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Chooooooo HBP

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HBP!!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

hit ’em?

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

yes.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha he might have got grazed.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HIRE IDIOCY

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Very excited we still got our martay partay on today.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit Marte you’re an IDIOT

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

This inning is going to be awesome.

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa! That was great!

by Jeffrey R on Apr 16, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. That’s what you ALMOST get for bunting.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man that sounded awesome.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

this is my kind of marte parte

by for the record on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

nice bHaserunning

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

IN PLAY NO OUT.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOP

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOPPACH!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOP!!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

SHOPPASHOPPASHOPPA

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Just as Wedgebot 3000 drew it up.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded, no outs. Plz, runs? Thanks.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Fantasy Brick, Fantasy!

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

LEE IN LINE FOR WINZZZ!

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are about to witness the rebirth of the Yankees, Jazz odyssey

by APV on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I AM GOING TO PEE MY PANTS

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

going to – you have a stronger bladder than me, friend

by APV on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN PLAY RUNS!!!

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

CLEVELAND.COM IS STILL WONDERING WHY WE DIDN’T SPEND FOR A BETTER PEN

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, our bullpen hasn’t pitched yet. And we did spend: $10M and one Franklin Gutierrez.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOO = YAY

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE BASEBALL!!!

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 16, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why the Yankees will not win the division.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

No Bullpen

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Tony Graffanino?

; )

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else like to see Cabrera in this situation?

by APV on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

and others. want his D out there now too.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are the jackasses chanting?

by bogey021 on Apr 16, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

“I SPENT TWO GRAND ON THIS TICKET”

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read the ticket prices for a weekday game later in the season aloud to my mom earlier and I thought she was going to have a heart attack.

by AngG on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

surprised Jay hasn’t popped in to tell us this was his doing.

by Brick. on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I know, right?

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

In this case, it was my doing

by APV on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he can be such a credit whore.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay texted to say he’d fixed the Cleveland Indians.

by FredOx on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could go for a little 3 run double here. Really drive home the knife.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

legit lol

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please explain the Frisco “bunt”. Coors scoreboard no longer showing the game.

by dgcambridge on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He tried to bunt the runners over, but Marte went to third for some reason & Peralta beat the throw there, they tried to throw to first & Francisco beat that throw.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

from Hegan’s mush-mouth account: bunt to pitcher, pitcher throws to 3rd, but Jhonny beat it. Throw to first, BenFran beat it. Bases loaded for Shoppach’s single

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is this giraffass that popped up?

by mjschaefer on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony Graffanino — still not the answer.

by zempf on Apr 16, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

should have sent choo…fire skinner and wedge…

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Infield Fly Rule.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

fire infield fly rule?

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two more runs,guys. C’mon.

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Trevor Crowe Time

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Heckle or Jeckle?

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 16, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob Costas does some pretty poor impersonations.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

of a sports announcer?

by xrickx on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

but that was a pretty good story…shit impressions notwithstanding

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEW GAME THREAD

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Draw the walk kid

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

NEW GAME THREAD

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

EPIC DECISION

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAH

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

NEW GAME THREAD

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go Crowe don’t swing! 5-1 TRIBE!

Harry Doyle: He'll need a rocket up his ass to catch that one; that baby's out of here.

by Wigwammer on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOT!

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by LGT Patrick on Apr 16, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

lurker jump in to say …oh yeah!

by dvd1204 on Apr 16, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

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