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Game Thread: April 17, 2009

Cleveland Indians at New York Yankees, Apr 17, 2009 1:05 PM EDT


Lineups:

INDIANS: CF Grady Sizemore, 3B Mark DeRosa, C Victor Martinez, DH Travis Hafner, 1B Ryan Garko, RF Shin-Soo Choo, LF Ben Francisco, 2B Tony Graffanino, SS Asdrubal Cabrera. RHP Anthony Reyes (1-0, 6.00).

YANKEES: SS Derek Jeter, LF Johnny Damon, 1B Mark Teixeira, DH Nick Swisher, C Jorge Posada, 2B Robinson Cano, RF Melky Cabrera, 3B Cody Ransom, CF Brett Gardner. RHP Joba Chamberlain (0-0, 1.50).

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Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Indians like day games.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Productivity does not like day games.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Swisher loves day games.

Possibly more than anybody.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nick Swisher loves life more than anybody
Day games are life
Therefore, Nick Swisher loves day games more than anybody

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, but Swisher actually hits better at night.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are so, so right.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Per Yahoo!:

G. Sizemore cf
M. DeRosa 3b
V. Martinez c
T. Hafner dh
R. Garko 1b
S. Choo rf
B. Francisco lf
T. Graffanino 2b
A. Cabrera ss

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 12:42 PM EDT reply actions  

PRONK. Also, Graffanino again? Hrmpf.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peralta got banged up yesterday on the plate at home. Nothing serious, but not surprising he’s out today.

by APV on Apr 17, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

D. Jeter ss
J. Damon lf
M. Teixeira 1b
N. Swisher dh
J. Posada c
R. Cano 2b
M. Cabrera rf
C. Ransom 3b
B. Gardner cf

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cody Ransom is awe-inspiring.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s their backup 3B?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramiro Pena is the man, whoever that is.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Yanks fans I know who are not idiots (both of them) think Pena should play. Consensus is that neither can hit, but Pena’s defense is better.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t really see any reason to play Ransom at this point. He can’t hit, he can’t field, might as well stick in a guy who can do one of those two things. Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

or they could give us too much for Marte or Graffanino

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you doing Saturday?

by APV on Apr 17, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wha?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking maybe they want to give Ransom a day off

by APV on Apr 17, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh I get it.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to start feeling bad for him. I’m going to have to write an off broadway play about him — “The Accidental Yankee Jackass”

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 17, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge doing an awful lot of tinkering..Jhon is Hhot.

by jakesinger777 on Apr 17, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peralta suffered a bruised elbow in a home plate collision on Thursday, the Cleveland Plain Dealer reports.

copy/paste from rotowire fantasy comment.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he hurt his arm on the slide at the plate yesterday . . .

by Les Fleurs Du Mal on Apr 17, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m confused by lineups that do not include Jhonny but somehow still include Garko. Seems stupid to me.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 17, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t stand Joba. Let’s get 5 in the first inning

by AhhhhCHOO! on Apr 17, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Justin.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, PhotoShop time:

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

amazingly they put the same thing up on the big screen at yankee stadium when he does something good. i thought it was embarrassing that he both resembles jabba the hut and has the same name

by Roger Dorn on Apr 17, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Jhonny already.

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 12:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Jhonny Peralta was out of the lineup today because of a sore left elbow. He twisted his elbow while trying to tag home plate on a head-first slide in the fourth inning yesterday. Peralta was attempting to score from third on a Ben Francisco grounder to third, but Cody Ransom’s throw to catcher Jorge Posada, who did a nice job blocking the plate, was on time to nab him. The injury does not appear to be serious, but Peralta said he felt “uncomfortable” swinging the bat this morning.

via CastroTurf.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I just read that literally 30 seconds ago. Hopefully he’ll be ok tomorrow.

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Took Pronk off my bench for the first time this year.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I was really hoping this game was going to be on ESPN

by APV on Apr 17, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Because of Lord Justin on the mound?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I checked today, too, kinda figured what with it being the historic second game ever at Yankee Stadium blah blah blah.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m torn between watching mlb.tv at work or taking time off and going home to watch. I really don’t like either decision. Third option would be to ignore it and that would just suck.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m firmly in the Option 1 boat here.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m following on GameCast or GameCenter and here. It’s quiet that way.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you listen to the radio broadcast? I find that allows me to get work done while being less conspicuous.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Audio via iPhone today. I want to watch, but after yesterday, I’m doing as little differently as possible.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto, though there are actually people in the office with me today so I’ll have to hold back my expletives when Grady hits another salami.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had no restraint yesterday. Two of my co-workers are from New York and were not too pleased.

I hope to piss them off equally today.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to thank the Tribe for ruining my weekend. We’ll be a law school class reunion in Williamsburg, VA and now I’ll have to keep up on the games. Saving grace is a classmate from New Philly, who’ll bug me for score updates anyway.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

GRADY’S BAT IS GOING TO THE HOF!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

GRADY’S BAT IS GOING TO THE HOF!

Fixed.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

both can be true.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

GONE

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

DeRo!

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 17, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

What a start. I love this game.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Send that ball to the HOF.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

APRIL BASEBALL

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Thought the same thing. Delucci’s one defining Indians moment.

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa is ruining the game, how dare he hit a home run off St. Joba

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Hammy and Hegan, lots of carry to that ball. Hope Reyes has the sink on his fastball working.

by APV on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Victor with the single. Heck yeah.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

z

SMACK AROUND JUSTIN

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

send him packing early.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

VMART! Keep pouring it on…

by JimmyAB on Apr 17, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

PRONK PRONK PRONK. Just getting ready.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Knock Justin outta this game.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 17, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Eager to see Hafner in this spot.

by FranklinScott on Apr 17, 2009 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Love Hafner laying off the outside offspeed stuff.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

rawr hafner. but yay dero!

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah. That’s ok though, I’ll take the 1-0 lead.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. Blame me for taking him off my bench.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m gettin some lunch… I expect a 2-0 lead by time I get back.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

This is my plan as well.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

There seem to be a lot of empty $2,000 seats today.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions  

where are Manning and Underwood — in old Yankees Stadium?

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

we need a nickname for Reyes, any suggestions?

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually yeah, I was thinking “M” because of the inverted-W thing, but I didn’t think it was funny enough. I like “shrug” though.

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anthony “Please Don’t Suck” Reyes

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laffey rocks the flat brim too though

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laffey’s already got a nickname, though: COACE

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Reyes. Strike this relief pitcher out.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah, I went to grab some lunch & there’s two on. I shall never leave again.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

His changeup looks very good.

by jakesinger777 on Apr 17, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

heart attack ack ack ack ack ack

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Choo oughta know by now…

by JimmyAB on Apr 17, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. That sounded like he destroyed it.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Though they said DeRosa’s carried out of there pretty easily, so it couldn’t have been that great.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounded. To me. I’m saying off the bat, I thought it was long-gone. It looks like it actually got in on his hands a bit, but. Competely fooled me.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. How close was that? Tom Hamilton might just kill me.

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I appreciate the suspense.

by FranklinScott on Apr 17, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choo was backing up and caught it on the track, about 3 feet in front of the wall. I was pretty sure it was gone off the bat, but I guess it did get in on him just enough.

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

in play, out(s)

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

As far as Gameday is concerned, it’s just a fly out.

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

In play, out(s).

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

So much for the ball carrying out today.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 17, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

is this only on YES/STO today?

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 17, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton with the Justin. Love it.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

“His first name is actually JUSTIN… pause for dramtic suspense
Tom Hamilton

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy: “His first name is actually Justin…”

CALL HIM JUSTIN, HAMMY.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought his first name was “saint”

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saints don’t drive drunk.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about Saint Dewey?

by JimmyAB on Apr 17, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

GameCast says the 4th pitch to Choo was easily a strike.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I think GameCast’s pitch locations have been weird. Yesterday I think they had something like 90% of the pitches as strikes.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fact: Hafner OPS .708 in his first AB of the game, 1.190 after that.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

bad benfran.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 17, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Manning – “you can’t keep graffanino out of the lineup” as TV graphic shows him batting .167.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

“‘Cause he’s got pictures AND video.”

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he’s right though, we can’t seem to keep him out of our lineup…

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, or else we’d have DeRosa playing second and Biktor playing third

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad we don’t have a backup 2B.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a gritty strikeout.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I am not fond of the sad whistle the Yankees play in their stadium when the opposing team strikes out. What, were they too cheap for sad trombone?

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hooligan’s Row not off to a promising start today.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 17, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Gordon’s having surgery… huh. Out > 2 mos

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

labrum I think he said

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, injuries to other teams in the division: technically good.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a former Husker. I root for him to do well. Not the case for Justin however.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hip labrum, though.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah it’s hip surgery.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

will need surgery to repair a tear in his right hip labrum, the same injury that has sidelined New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton hates him some Milton Bradley.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hammy just owning Milton Bradley now. Hilarious.

by bogey021 on Apr 17, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I really miss Hamilton.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I kind of want to put him on, but I get really terrible radio reception in my mom’s house.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially in the basement, I would imagine…

by Logodaedalus on Apr 17, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes you have surgery and also get laid off. ;_;

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

STO came back from commercial to a picture of a guy’s martini. I never really thought of baseball as martini time.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably a $18 martini, too.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he eating filet mignon, too?

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is Reyes looking?

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide if I like Hammy’s HR calls or SO calls better.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I love his Strike! Three! Called! Call.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

both are great… but nothing is as good as when either ends in… BALLGAME!

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BACK! GONE

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

except when he says WAAAAAAY BACK caught in front of the warning track

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swung on … Drilled! …

by FranklinScott on Apr 17, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a drive…to DEEEEP left field….

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 17, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BACK! GONE

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was SWUNG ON AND BELTED

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it is sometimes

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on if it was drilled or belted

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

or driven, as in A SWING AND A DRIVE

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just be patient, as Pronk will show you in his next AB.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for hope.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have STO…and no sound and only found memories of 2007 when I was first introduced to Hamilton on the first pitch of the year.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWUNG ON AND BELTED … TO DEEP LEFT … HUH-WAAAAAAAAY BACK … GONE!!!

I love hammy

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And it’s a DRIVE…

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

would love to hear either. fucking gameday audio.

by Brick. on Apr 17, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to kill gameday audio. anyone else having problems? phone doesn’t work either

by Brick. on Apr 17, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Works for me on the phone. Well, not right now, as Reyes told the Yankee batter to sit down.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine’s doing OK. I accessed thru Indians.com to get WTAM.

by bogey021 on Apr 17, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice 14 pitch Inning with a backwards K

by AllenSmith on Apr 17, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice generous strike zone..

by jakesinger777 on Apr 17, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than yesterday.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

“But BUT you get somebody to come and take your food order”
—Hammy on the expensive seats

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

the man is pure genius

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 17, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad Grady

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not going to get anything done at all today.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see a brawl today — Pronk vs. Joba?

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

nah- let graffanino do it.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’d take him out of the line up though!

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you kidding, giraffanino is indestructible

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Graffanino. Enforcer.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 17, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baboo will take one for the team.

Um, he’ll need some help.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fausto vs. Justin

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too Soon.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it? Never too soon for a good brawl. It would be great if Pavano would sock Justin in the face though, double payback.

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon following Pronk’s health

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, yes, you may be right about that. I’d crap my pants though if he came storming at me. Do we have anyone who can scare the heck out of you? My pick would be Carroll, but with his broken hand and all, he’s probably laying low.

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carroll is only scary in the way that midget clowns are scary. booga booga!

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

my point exactly. Carroll would bite your ankles and infect you with something awful.

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He couldn’t handle midges; how do you think he’s going to fare against an angry player?

by JimmyAB on Apr 17, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell me more jerry seinfeld anecdotes, paul o’neill

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate Paul O’Neill. Captain Whinypants.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

“A True Yankee Warrior.”

by JimmyAB on Apr 17, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah him and Paul Pierce, they both constantly have that “I’m annoyed with everyone” look on their faces. He always seemed like a really unpleasant person.

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started hating O’Neill when he was with the Reds. I was a lackadaisical Reds fan, but he just put me off my feed.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

O’Neill was a Yankee mostly when I wasn’t paying attention to baseball, so I still think of him as a Red.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you hate him? Most Reds fans seemed to like him and his “intensity.”

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was, like, eight at the time. I didn’t care as long as a guy was wearing the right uniform.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. I forget sometimes how much younger you are than I.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but nobody ever stabbed O’Neil in the face 7 times.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the deal with airplane food? It makes me SOO MAD!!!

O’NEIL ANGRY!!!!

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad popsicle joke: What do windows bring when they go out in the sun?

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This is better than the real answer.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vistas.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a tasty perch sandwich.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t stand umpires and Derek Jeter. He stretches out like he’s looking real hard at a ball that clipped the corner and the umpire thinks…“Well it must be a ball.”

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Special Derek Jeter Era New Yankee Stadium Strikezone.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Quit playing around w/ Damon.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

come on! review it!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hegan speculating about fan interference.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

then refutes himself

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it was.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo. Also, that fan who caught that is probably a massive d-bag.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Just saying “Yankees fan” is self explanatory.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moreso than those around him.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now they’re saying it did get over.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

fucknuts

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad news coming through

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

oh crap, that was a no-doubter

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

eff.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap. I still believe in Reyes, though.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Reyes. Not good.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wrong time to turn on the game.

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Go back to the Show!

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

First Yankee lead in the new Stadium. Save the ball!

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

First back to backs!

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s okay. It’s just a setup for the same score as yestiddy.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s ok, I have faith.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I still think Joba will be a closer when it’s all said and done.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i walk away for like 8 minutes, and this is what you guys have waiting for me? what in the name of heck?

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 17, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Where the hell was that? Jesus.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Strikeout and then got to first.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankee Stadium played better than the Yankees did, Hegan.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that’s something you don’t see every day.

by bogey021 on Apr 17, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess whatever gets you to first.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the Yankees have a case here, he should be out if the ball hit him

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

is that the rule? I honestly don’t know.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if he didn’t hit it and/or it hit him in the batter’s box, right?

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he swings at it and its strike 3, and it hits him, it’s a dead ball and he can’t advance. At least, I thought that was the rule.

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, apparently you’re right. Learn something new, etc.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a strike? Fuck Justin

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he swing at a bad pitch on purpose? I can’t SEEEEE.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

shit.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Now they’re calling him out. Good job, Yankees.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

keep giving the yanks their way, stupid umps. and we’ll keep winning anyways.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

f’in home field advantage.

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=4114213

by sarcasmdave on Apr 17, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a strikeout and a wild pitch

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT IS NOT AN OUT?

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hearing some Yankee fan screaming “RULES ARE THE RULES!!!!!!!” behind the radio booth just makes my blood boil.

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Anybody see Damon just jogging on his HR? They pay for that garbage there? Aren’t you supposed to hustle? Have a little respect for the game, right? Texeira’s I can understand…

by pdxtribefan on Apr 17, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

in fairness, Vic took his sweet time yesterday

by Roger Dorn on Apr 17, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually remember what Hegan’s talking about, with Blake swinging at a ball that hit him for strike 3.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s a strikeout deadball, right?

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yah, I’m pretty sure they got that right unfortunately.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 17, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

an Indians special

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they going to take back the White Sox World Series rings too?

by AllenSmith on Apr 17, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

No. The rules only count when the umpires do their jobs correctly.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It appears that the umpires eventually got the call right. Now, they need to do something about the home plate ump’s strike zone.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh that’s easy…just lean really far over like you were considering the pitch…and it will be a ball. It works for Jeter.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve wished a second ball could come along and hit him in his ribs for like twelve years now.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hamilton citing the rule book, nice.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

By which I mean, good job producers/interns/whoever.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t suck, Garko.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure how this at bat is going to end, but he did just swing at a pitch at his shoulder level . And make contact.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s no Einar Diaz.

by JimmyAB on Apr 17, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ryan – don’t swing at eye level pitches. Dude.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Those were the only pitches I could hit in Hot Stove League.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just going to pretend that Garko’s trying to move the runner over. Smallball, whatever.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Who’s this LaPorta dude and what can we trade him for?

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha they had his image up talking about his 6 XBH.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotchya, I’m relegated to radio/gameday at work right now.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m watching it at work. Probably a fireable offense except they are letting me go in a week.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear that.

by doowop on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s nothing. KInsler has 11.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Request: one Choobomb, plz.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

ChooBB is ok too.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do players carry their gloves while running? Never understood this.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So when they slide, they keep a fist and don’t break and fingers.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s to prevent them injuring their hands while sliding.

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I played baseball for 12 years and never once thought of this.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair I was a terrible hitter and was rarely on base.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is allowable to wear the gloves, right?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chamberlain at 70 pitches already through 3.2 innings.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run(s).

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

70 pitches for Justin. Bring on the “bullpen.”

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BenFran!!!!!!!!

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t believe they tested Jhonny Damon’s arm.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

flag for spelling

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah! Mind control.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on, FIRST RUN EVER SCORED AT NEW YANKEE STADIUM Francisco

rolls off the tongue, no?

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

noodle arm in lf, jesus

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at Hafner with the hussle.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Noodle arm strikes again!

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

 _____  _    _ _   _ 
|  __ \| |  | | \ | |
| |__) | |  | |  \| |
|  _  /| |  | | . ` |
| | \ \| |__| | |\  |
|_|  \_\\____/|_| \_|

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton making fun of Damon’s chicken arm

by hans on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the shit-talk from Hamilton about Damon’s horrible arm.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Just saying that he wasn’t even playing that deep & he still had to throw it to the cutoff man.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that reminds me of Manny’s cutoff dive in Boston. That was hilarious.

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hafner had a great secondary lead. That’s just good baserunning.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Hafner is pretty solid on the basepaths generally.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton is mind-boggled at Damon’s “arm”. Hegan said he threw it 100 feet.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter just ran out to left field and picked up the ball out of Damon’s glove.

by xrickx on Apr 17, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why he’s the captain.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

he rainbowed it to jeter who was no more than 90 feet from him

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin over 70 pitches

by hans on Apr 17, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Justin about 1:1 on strikes and balls

by hans on Apr 17, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

38 S, 37 B. 1 Douchey Personality.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

75 pitches through 4, I’ll take that.

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Most definitely. Patience makes me happy.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup. He has to face CaBBrera then the top of the lineup next inning. Hopefully it will be his last.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Graff’s really showing us how good Carroll is.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

lunch roll call: chipotle chicken sandwich from panera here

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Pizza Burger from the Wheel of Death.

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cambozola, walnut, & onion sammich. Good stuff.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cambozola being camembert + gorgonzola, which is awesome.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nanner. I’m in Tech Library right now, probably 300 feet away from you. Aren’t you in SESP building?

by joeee on Apr 17, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah, yeah that’s right I’m in Annenberg (aka the SESP building)

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys go to northwestern?

by TheDanimal on Apr 17, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m staff, I believe joeee is a student

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice. i graduated from medill in ’03

by TheDanimal on Apr 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theres another one out here too, I can't remember his name.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s a wildcat party up in here!

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Annenberg, thats its name. I’ve never been in it, can’t remember it.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you a mccormick student then?

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, with a weinberg minor.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a spinach salad with shrimp and sesame ginger dressing from a local deli. Trying to be Less Fat.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jealous. I should go there more, that place is awesome.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s outstanding, although eating it more than once every other week or so makes me really expect a heart-attack any day.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Apr 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

One opened nearby. I guess I need to get there.

by doowop on Apr 17, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Large gyro, no onions from Yanni’s Greek Grill. And hummus.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perch sandwich straight from Lake Erie… delicious.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man now I’m hungry

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Popsicles with bad jokes on the sticks. Considering real food.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fellini’s Spinch and Mushroom Pizza, (1) slice

by NickFantana on Apr 17, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MAN. “A baseball is out on the field, looks like it came from the left field bleachers. That fan there has a better arm than Johnny Damon.”

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually Hegan, this time.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does Jim Abbott.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Abbott’s one good arm is worth two of Damon’s.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

GRADY

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice catch machine coming up

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

GRADY-BORG says your out will be assimilated.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

One of the all-time great sigs that I remember from back in the day was “We are the Heisenborg. You may or may not be assimilated.”

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady is killing the Yanks,,, I mean killing them.

by hans on Apr 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

softly with his song.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Probably someone in the Yankees hierarchy is now looking up Grady’s contract status.” Don’t mess with my head like that, Hammy.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DON’T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hegan: Sizemore signed through 2011, option for 12
Hammy: extend him RIGHT NOW!

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Reyes being bailed out by the defense and at-em balls, as noted by Gameday?

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT. Fire Hegan. Worst cal ever.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Reyes looks a lot like Justin. Burns, flat brim.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Two out homers are fucking annoying.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop giving up homers, Reyes.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

At least they’ve been solo shots.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blah

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep, we just gave up a homerun to Milky Cabrera. Fail.

by ahowie on Apr 17, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

we need to start intentionally walking him to get to Ransom

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ok. We’re going to put up 6 next inning.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The dudes that caught that ball immediately started making out.

by NickFantana on Apr 17, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

so, how is your gay son?
/dwight

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green means go ahead and shut up, orange means orange you glad you didn’t say that.

by bogey021 on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much all the colors mean, don’t mention it

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

the…uhhh…homosexual sophomore…

by DontCallMeJoey on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how quiet it is in that stadium. You can hear individual people yelling stuff like they’re at a Marlins game or something.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah. It doesn’t look that empty, but the heckling really carries.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Torching Justin this inning.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Patience, batsmen. 78 pitches and the bullpen is fairly not-good.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Drúbal!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

4-pitch walk. Swell.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone know the trivia question?

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

GRADES

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

well that was quick. Let’s do this

by ahowie on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

liking this inning so far

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet. 2 on, no outs.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Killing em softly…

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

DeRo HeRo, come on man

by ahowie on Apr 17, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a bad time for a sac bunt, but DeRosa is kinda hot.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

DeRosa is kinda hot

fixed

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

BULLPEN!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

YES DAMON

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Action in the Yankee bullpen, yay. Phil Coke warming.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

lol we can score all day as long as we’re hitting it any where to left

by ahowie on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run(s).

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Damon actually got the throw to home plate.

Eventually.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m imagining the ball rolling for the final 15 feet

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

would like to see Garko try for an inside-the-park HR on a ball over damon’s head… I think it would be a tossup

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would pay actual money to see that happen.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe victor did have a chance at a triple yesterday

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was imagining it being carried by plate tectonics.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

these leadoff walks, they are good, yes?

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I know. The process is really working right now, and it’s no coincidence.

by joeee on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the next time I hear “Damon’s throw to the plate… he’s out!” will be the first time.

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Phil Coke, the only one who didn’t suck yesterday.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s amazing how much we’ve turned things around in a week in regards to actually hitting when people are on.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

in play, run(s)

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

slightly behind there Ryan.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

and ahead…(please?)

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you get thrown out at the plate by Damon, you are really slow. Good call, Skinz.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we not men*? We are DeRo!

*Well, not so much, but work with me.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

that is a fantastic album.

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

so are they taking him out?

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Not yet, still pitching to Victor.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

One imagines/hopes that if Victor does anything this at-bat, Joba is done.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo, weird work day. Haven’t been able to listen. Recap?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Reyes is getting by, but has given up 3 solo homers (out of 4 hits). Joba looks mortal, thrown as many balls as strikes. DeRo is dreamy.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa is starting to turn it up

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

YES WP

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Wild pitch runners advance.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Pavano vs. Burnett, battle of aces.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I love getting out of the DP there with Victor up.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This sequence ends with a Pronk smash!

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk Victor and then a PronkSlam. I’m calling it.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Swung at what would have been ball four…with a normal ump.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

88 pitches (45 balls)

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Posada keeps going to the mound.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

EASY

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a good time machine.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was close.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

VIC RBI

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooh, nice, aggressive baserunning by DeRosa tagging up on Damon’s arm.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I love getting DeRosa to third there too. How the hell do you go second to third on a sac fly to LF? That’s awesome.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently close play, but he was safe per Hammy

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Girardi misses the Marlins.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Joba have a bottle of crown in his rosin bag?

by AllenSmith on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Tag up from 2B on a SF to LF. Sad.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

did skins make the “safe” call there? hilarious

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, good. Figured it’d just give the fans something to complain about, forces aligned against them, whatever.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curious if the replay shows that was an out. Don’t care if it does, of course.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re saying safe.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lemme guess..they’re arguing the call?

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Mostly pissed the ump was out of position. Even Girardi knows Damon can’t throw.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Girardi knows better than any of us, he has to watch him every day

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Hafner. Shoulda hit it to LF.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

My brother and I were yelling “Hit it to Damon” to piss off all of the Yankee fans in our section. It worked

by Roger Dorn on Apr 17, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa still on third, two outs.

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad Pronk

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What was that last year: Proon?

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s ok, Garko’s got his back.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

< /chuck>

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES RUN

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

YES! DAMON COLLIDES WITH WALL

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be perfectly happy if Garko just makes him work here.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, not out but I’ll take it.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko!!!!

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

How about a walk, Garks?

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

How’s ESPN gonna rationalize this Justin performance?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Tiny bugs that nobody else can see.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Justin has crabs?

by Nat on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any and all references to the bug game always brings back happy memories.

by oxforddave on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Damon is having a bad, bad inning, and it’s oh, so, so, good.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Just missed a Gark-Smash

by mjschaefer on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i like 2 out hits

by dvd1204 on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO birds for Justin

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Chamberlain getting the hook.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought this said OFF the hook and was mad.

by Brick. on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take care, Justin. Don’t write, it’d be too hard for all of us.

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m looking forward to this Yankee bullpen, which begs the question, when you have so many millions to spend, how is your bullpen ALWAYS this mediocre?

2 time Oscar winner

by FaustosSinkingFastball on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Same reason that when A-Rod goes down your next best option is Cody Ransom. Seriously, it’s not like Tony Graffanino’s any great shakes, but I’d take him over Ransom any day of the week.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

1.) Bullpens are fickle.
2.) Cashman is mediocre.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just seems like they really don’t think things all the way through sometimes.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even think it’s worth spending money on your pen (except on a closer maybe). Just put 7 live arms in there and see what happens. However, with the Yankees having an unlimited payroll, it does seem strange that they haven’t been able to sign some of the better relievers over the last couple of years.

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or even just make a trade or something, it’s not like the Mets gave up a whole ton to get JJ Putz.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, but that “outstanding Yankee farm system” has thinned out a bit. I dunno, maybe Cashman isn’t creative enough

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying, if I was spending 200 mil a year, I’d put some of that on the best relievers/aging starters around, because this is always their problem.

2 time Oscar winner

by FaustosSinkingFastball on Apr 17, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hve a Coke and a smile, Justin.

(bad.)

Lead singer and driver of the Winnebago.

by Fredward on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

“He’s not in Lincoln anymore.” Not even sure what that means.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Just peeking in

Excellent work, gentlemen. Keep it up. Can never have too much Yankee humiliation.

AC/DC + Tampa Bay Rays = Big Balls on a Budget

by Orlando Rays on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

new game thread, ryan?

by mrich on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I love the Garko photo. He looks so jolly.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Jolly is a great word for Garko all ’round, really.

by AngG on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like New Coke is coming in, or is it Coke Classic?

by Ryan on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Never go out of style…

by painaxl on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

New Yankee Stadium First:

First Native American to be booed by the home crowd (Justin Chamberlain).

You know Selig? Ombudsman.

by rolub on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

First deity to be booed?

by JulioBernazard on Apr 17, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin is the golden calf

by Roger Dorn on Apr 17, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see the first HR by a Korean.

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, shades of the Delucci jack. I’m high fiving Chuck from here, in CT.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

We gotta get Garko home so the run goes on Justin’s ERA.

by woodsmeister on Apr 17, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

We gotta get Garko home so the run goes on Justin’s ERA. because it’s the yankees.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Derek Jeter has limited range at short, Damon is a liabilityin LF”
—Hammy

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on Apr 17, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s preaching to the choir

by JP_Frost on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, so people are finally realizing Jeter isn’t a god at short? Since when?

by Julie on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, i’ve heard it from many in the media, even ESPN analysts.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 17, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve waited a year for this day. So, sweet.

FISTPUMP!!

by Toxicadam on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

“Johnny Damon is a DH playing Left Field.”

Hah.

by FredOx on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge trying to get tossed.

by zempf on Apr 17, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

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