Game Thread 2: April 29, 2009
3-0 Indians, top of the fourth.
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Bacon.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by Jay on Apr 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I need to stop subsisting on a diet on ground beef sauteed with other stuff over pasta/rice
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
My dad used to go on “meat and soup” diets. He had no reason to think this would work, but that’s what he did.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Oh I have no pretentions that this is a diet
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeahhhhh that I wouldn’t eat. The bacon cinnabun, yes.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
All food is better when served on a stick.
by woodsmeister on Apr 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Says Hafner is positive about the situation, he was starting to feel better, just pushed it too much and needs more rest after surgery.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
(Shakes head). I know he’s a grown man, but what the hell training staff. What the hell.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Asked about LaPorta, Shapiro dodged it. Says Dellucci would get 4-5 more games in AAA ideally, but on the other hand, he’s totally locked in right now offensively, stole some bases, etc. No decision has been made.
Says LaPorta is also doing really, really well, and these are the first AAA at-bats he’s ever had, and we’ll definitely get him “up here sometime this season.”
Translation: It’s not LaPorta.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
I was wondering where the peanut butter was. One of the great treats of family campouts was peanut butter and banana pie irons.
by woodsmeister on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Can’t believe no one’s posted the meatloaf cake yet

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
yep
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to remember, if it’s right in front of you, you’re smelling the meat loaf and mashed potatoes. It wouldn’t be as confusing to the senses at that point.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Stop. Please, just stop.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too. Assuming it’s served hot.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to admit, I’m finding it really difficult to enjoy my dinner.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Usually it is gravy
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I really am not a huge fan of meat loaf, but I make a pretty mean meat loaf. Considering my bacon indifference, it’s probably hypocritical that my best meat loaf involves bacon patties.
Julie grow some balls and take a bite.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Did the pitcher throw a meatloaf cake on that pitch?
by AllenSmith on Apr 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
“Eric told me, he [Kelly] has like three strikeouts and two hits against Lester. Big sample size.”
Shapiro just said this.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
I missed this. Where are the inner quotes supposed to be?
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammy talking about guys playing RBI Baseball in the clubhouse
by SeattleVinny on Apr 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You live in Cleveland? Get yourself to the closes Malleys, stat! If not, get one of your Cleveland friends or relatives to send you some. I refuse to eat ice cream without it - it’s that f—ing good.
Just so people don’t get too caught up on the purity of ice cream:

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
Framboise floats, baby
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I apologize for continuing this, but

Someone stole my idea of bagel bites as a topping on a regular sized pizza. DAMN IT.
I thought they were deviled eggs
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Underwood talking about how Carmona has dominated since Willis came out to the mound.
“Remember what we talked about earlier, about not sucking?”
“Oh, yeah! Forgot all about that! Thanks, Carl!”
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
You could write for the Dugout.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
In fact, you could write one that’s still funny
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammy just called Hoynes “oustanding”
Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.
You guys are nuts for liking Hammy. Nuts.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, not cool
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Look, you can’t hate Hammy. Sure he has some old school ways, but come on. He is the voice of my childhood. If you don’t like Hammy, you have some serious problems with enjoying baseball.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but christ, we already analyze the hell out of every other aspect of the game. Can’t we just let ourselves go and enjoy a genuinely enthusiastic guy with a great voice?
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sure, but again, I’d rather just read out LGT to myself.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
There’s something about that I find really sad. But to each his own, I suppose.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I would agree with this if Mario and others were analyzing their way to disliking Hammy. But they’re not doing that. They just don’t enjoy listening to him. Nothing really to say about that, unless you want to just accuse them of having lousy taste.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Nah, I guess I was reacting to what I thought was Mario saying he didn’t like him because he said things like “Pluto is a great beat writer.”
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it’s legit to not like what he says, but kinda lame to hate Hammy for one thing like that.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Pluto would’ve been fine. But Hoynes? Friggin Hoynes?
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Although, I have to admit, logrolling is pretty standard among media types. If they (we?) starting getting on each other’s cases, it’s just bitch-bitch-bitch all the time, and the audience doesn’t care about them (us?), they care about the Indians.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Yeah, but to me there’s a difference between slurping others in the industry and just remaining neutral. Maybe I’m just being naive in expecting honest and individual opinions from him.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s really built up over the past year or so. It’s not so much about how he calls the game, as much as the near home run calls are annoying. His call of the action to me is fine.
It’s just the other stuff. His ongoing flip flop on players that seems eerily in line with the organizational message. Do I blame him? No, but I certainly won’t go out of my way to listen to him. Is he better than most other broadcasters? Of course he is. The Jays guys actually put me to sleep. But I’ll stop short of praising him for his good work. He does the job.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Old boys club
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, that WHAM segment did go on forever. Yipes.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll be waiting by the phone.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m waiting for the seventh inning “stretch”
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Caesar dressing and… I dunno
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
So since this whole thread is off-topic, can I get an opinion on whether it negates the value of eating green beans if you put butter and olive oil all over it?
It’s low-cal butter?
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Nope.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
The value of eating green beans is that they are delicious.
by still ill on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew I’d win you over.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me tell you what I’m eating:
I sauteed garlic and onions and fresh mushrooms in butter, then added ground beef and spinach. Then I out it over pasta and added parmesan cheese. I’m not the person to ask about nutrition.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I would if I had some
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think I realized that people actually served green beans without ham or bacon until I was in college.
by woodsmeister on Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw some fresh green beans in a little bit of really hot oil in a skillet, for about 90 seconds, add salt to stop the reaction that makes them fade, turn down the heat and throw in some diced garlic. Serve. Delish.
by Logodaedalus on Apr 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
FAUSTO
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.
by westbrook on Apr 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Hadn’t thought about that. That really was the last time we saw him dominate to that extent.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Not sure how this relates, but for about six months, I’ve been trying to convince my niece, age 6, that there is something called “mustard cake,” and some people like to have it for their birthday with hot dogs. She insists that it’s not true, and she’s starting to get pissed when I bring it up.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
That’s hilarious. Kids are fun to mess with.
My dad had my sisters convinced that cars could fly at one point.
[redacted]
I had the sudden memory the other day of my brother Tony telling me that swine flu turns people into… well… swine.
If Cheney were still around, we’d have captured Swine Flu and tortured him by now.
“Where else are you hiding? How many cities?”
“I will never tell.”
“Let me introduce you to Uncle Waterboard.”
“…”
I’ve also been trying to convince the same niece that we’re naming our son “Delicious Sandwich.”
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
A friend of ours just had a boy, and her husband had her convinced until a week before the delivery that they should name him “Vegas.” His name is now “Henry Vegas.” Middle name not nearly as brutal.
Wow, your friend is some kind of douchebag and/or moron.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
He’s 48. His wife is 38. He has four kids from a previous marriage age 14-24. He’s relatively insane but brilliant.
So, he’s not a douche or a moron. It’s possible he’s just somewhat nuts. You don’t have to be over-the-top.
There’s a 90% chance he grows up to love the name anyway.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess his acquiescing leaves open the possibility that he’s not a douche.
But, just so we understand each other, naming your kid Vegas is pretty much the definition of being a douchebag, regardless of whether he’s your friend, or a genius, or crazy. Words have meaning, and this is what “douchebag” means.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
My family is from West Virginia. I have relatives with the first name of Diocletian. I’m not about to go casting aspersions on other people’s name choices.
by woodsmeister on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s sad when a hot dog wrapped in beef and then wrapped in bacon just doesn’t effect me anymore when looking at this site.

I’m betting soon after this photo, these dudes headed down the hallway and posed for another picture with another laughably large quantity of something.
looks more like glued together stale popcorn
Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.
That’s good stuff
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And I’d like to point out that Fausto has succeeded tonight despite his smallest strike zone of the year.
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
So tasty, with late sink-in-your-mouth action!
by woodsmeister on Apr 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Hammy implies that Jeter’s defense stinks.
Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.
Reason #1324576548659878675432546 to like Hammy
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You two really came through in the clutch.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh that is just filthy
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t want it to sound like I’m criticizing Grady every hour here, but I wasn’t thrilled with the angle or speed he took to that ball.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. I don’t know what to say except you’re watching from television. That’s not way to scout a baseball game. Plus you’re not a scout. You’re just going to make yourself crazy trying to evaluate defense by your eye from STO broadcasts.
by afh4 on Apr 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’re almost goading me here to go to the series in Detroit this weekend.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
And you have to admit from what we saw on TV, it didn’t look great.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I just subconciously hate Grady for his boyish good looks.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Can someone explain to me how any team employing Bill James can bat Ellsbury at leadoff?
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
White!
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
My company employs me. That doesn’t keep them from doing stuff I find ridiculous.
by Julie on Apr 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Do they employ you specifically for the purpose of studying certain issues and recommending non-ridiculous things to do?
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
so on National Geographic they found this frozen preserved baby mammoth and they are about to dissect it on TV.
awesome
A good piece of advise is to think of anything National Geographic does, especially on television, as a sort of crime show dramatization of science
Can we assume the same with your spelling?
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
What happened
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo what up
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Dude
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I interviewed today with the new director of our Russia and Eurasia Center
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh snap how’d it go
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty good. He gave me a homework assignment. I did poorly on it, but he seemed ok with it.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I might get to do Moscow.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m really hoping I get a chance. Only place I’ve ever been overseas is Uzbekistan.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s such a weird place to have your one time overseas
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I know right
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Good friend of mine in college ended up working Uzbekistan for several years. She’s in Afghanistan now doing NGO-type stuff.
No way, that’s awesome
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Super jeal
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a really vivid dream the other night that I was walking through Moscow and enjoying its architecture, esp. the underground train stations, which I’ve seen pictures of and look amazing. I never had any desire to go there before, but it was a strangely awesome dream.
I had a dream about zombies last night.
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
What’s L4D
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that game worth it?
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
If you enjoy frenetic awesome multiplayer zombie slaughtering action, then yes. If not, not.
Actually if you want to try it out I just read they’re having a free 24 hours, starting tomorrow.
Nice. I need to get back into games… I haven’t written a review in a while.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Clemenza you totally whiffed on that one.
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
They spent all their walking around money on Julio Lugo.
by woodsmeister on Apr 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Rather than who? Bay or Pedroia?
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
So is Fausto going to be maddening wild at times for his whole career, and we’re just going to have to learn to live with the good and the bad?
This game is starting to look like 2007 again … I assume it’s Betancourt in the 8th, Borowski in the 9th?
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
This game team is starting to look like 2007 again
by supermarioelia on Apr 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ortiz and Ellsbury are two of the worst batting order placements in the AL, right? And on a really smart team.
I mean, we dropped DeRo immediately. Not that it’s great to be that reactionary but you can’t be married to these guys.
Really, where should Ortiz be? Five? I’m not being flippant or disagreeing, legitimately asking your opinion.
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
by Turkmenbashi on Apr 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
But we didn’t just drop DeRo, we had an opportunity to put someone better in that spot. Had Asdrubal not been en fuego, DeRo is probably still hitting 2nd.
Besides, my issue with Jacoby isn’t based on three weeks of games.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
I don’t like to crow, because I’ll be humbled again soon enough.
But I have to say.
I loved Asdrubal first.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
See, accents wouldn’t help him.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I gotta ask: has anyone seen Beer Money?
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
The SNY game show?
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Frankly, I’m not familiar with the genealogy.
Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile
by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
someone wanna copy actionscript from images to text for me?
Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.
God. Damn.
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
I’m mentally working on Chicken Fausto Carmona. I’m thinking chicken in a garlic, olive oil, gorgonzola sauce over fettucine.
Okay, the gross food is NOT WORKING ANYMORE.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by Jay on Apr 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I think I missed this meme
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You have enough hatred to go around? I find it best to channel mine.
by JulioBernazard on Apr 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Just when we were thinking that the BABIP had turned in our favor…
by woodsmeister on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
what the fuck.
Free LaPorta; when proper.
by Gradyforpresident on Apr 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.
by westbrook on Apr 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Listen, we need a new thread and I’m gonna eat ice cream
I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck
Jensen did his job, methinks.
Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

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