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Game 2 Overflow Thread: Look, and Despair

This is simply ugly. Feel free to use this as an intentional over-reactions thread as well.
This is simply ugly. Feel free to use this as an intentional over-reactions thread as well.
This is simply ugly. Feel free to use this as an intentional over-reactions thread as well.
This is simply ugly. Feel free to use this as an intentional over-reactions thread as well.
This is simply ugly. Feel free to use this as an intentional over-reactions thread as well.

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My god gameday audio sucks balls this year

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

from what i’ve read on LGT… this is not an overraction

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t been able to get the WTAM feed all game. Keeps saying “media error.” And now even the Texas feed is just not playing anything.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sucks not being able to get the WTAM feed , but those Texas guys are fair. Even had “W” on during the early innings of game 1.

by Moneyballer23 on Apr 9, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah they weren’t bad

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 9, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 more walks. Let’s walk around!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Back in time for a new game thread. Yeah!

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good at bats

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shapiro & Co should have some fake WS rings made — it seems to work for comebacks

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This will do. New beginnings.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk ’em out, walk around, and walk ’em in!

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty much regretting not going to the Giants game tonight.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gloom, despair and agony, oh me!

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can this thread be free of people saying things like “It’s only two games.” please?

Just let me get upset.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you’re in a safe place here

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, it’s only two games

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was almost also ugly.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

z

thank god he beat that

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What is the meaning of subject line Zs?

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they mean you didn’t realize where the cursor was when you were Z-ing

by cleveland teamer on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotcha. Now they annoy me even more.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is on the 27 on the INdians’ sleeve?

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Herb Score tribute

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops didn’t read that. diatribe had an image recently

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, but it looks like a boat or something behind the number.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay! A break for us!

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whee, a base!

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Convince me why I should pay $1200 for a Mac with half the hard drive space, the same amount of RAM, a smaller screen and less USB ports than the <$500 laptop I have now.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dude, i’m already trying to argue someone out of that in person.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Explain. I love the new Macbook I have at work.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go reread your initial post with your brain turned on.

/not trying to be harsh

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what it boils down to is that i have a Dell D820 that’s been going like a machine for 1.5 years with no malware/significant problems and no sign of slowing down. and i can play games on it.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But see you’re one of those smart computer guys. I feel like PCs are better for folks who like to tinker. Macs are better for idiots like me. It’s like DVD players vs. game consoles. You can get any range of DVD players and they all do the same basics, and you get what you pay for otherwise. WHereas with a game console, you pay a premium for standardization and an intuitive, integrated interface. I feel like the premium may be worth it.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s very fair. i just really hate getting macs for the sake of getting macs. i want to punch those people.

but i think you’re safe.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I totally agree, and that’s why I have resisted for so long. I still thin very few Mac users feel this way, and most just go for “ooh shiny!”

For me, it’s a combo of the above and “ooh shiny,” but more of the former.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go for it.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still trying to convince myself I’m not doing it for the “ooh shiny” factor. It won’t happen for a while anyway. But I’m going to need an upgrade before grad school next year.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

grad school

/shudders

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. That’s why I’ve put it off for three years.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

make sure your grad school won’t require you to run programs that are incompatible with macs. In law school, our exam software didn’t work on macs, and frustrated many hipstersmac users.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point. This is another reason why I’m gonna hold off for a while.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine too. Thankfully, I used pencil and paper.

by fwembt on Apr 9, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is a machine…

by JulioBernazard on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno man, that’s how I’ve always felt. But I have this shitty $500 laptop that is so hot it almost sets fire to my coffee table and is slow as hell vs. my new work Macbook that is a beast and I want to make sweet love to.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gah i typed up my reply to this without reading the last sentence

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you want a mac, get a mack. but again, as below, i think your current computer is just a sign you’ll need to spend more than $500 if you want something that will last

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

get a mac and get a room. i won’t judge.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a superior OS

far less chance of malware

by JulioBernazard on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed, but explain why this is worth $600 more. And if the thing will last me for 3+ years unlike the piece of trash I have now.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mine will be 3 years in a few months.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This alone would make it worth the extra money. I spent $500 on this thing, and it’s trash and I’ve had it for less than a year.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s certainly evidence for upping the price bracket. but see above – not necessarily an OS thing

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m guessing the Mac is lighter, quieter, and runs cooler than the Dell you’re thinking of / using, but again, I have a tower.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cooler maybe not.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You get what you pay for. My brother’s Dell is a piece of crap plastic. My MacBook is at least aluminum.

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s a good point

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it will

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Mac tower is pushing 5 years. The HD was replaced under warranty just shy of the 3-year mark.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the no malware thing for real or just a Mac fanboy talking point? I gotta say, they’re so fun to use. I like, enjoy working on it.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know what malware is. I’m a Mac user.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ve never had a virus in over a decade of Mac computing. I’m not a programmer or anything, but I think the amount of vicious code written for Windows dwarfs the amount written for Mac.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, Apple has a whole wing of techs who just write viruses to corrupt Windows. Conspiracy, I tell you.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it weren’t for some Ziggys, A Family Circus or two, and most Marmadukes, that would be the lamest comic I’ve ever seen.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you the guy who says he’s never laughed at an XKCD?

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even know what an XKCD is.

by JulioBernazard on Apr 9, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

got it. must be someone else.

by Voltaire on Apr 9, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I chuckled

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You shouldn’t.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dancing silhouettes and new-age music?

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go on…

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

garko sucks

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chicks dig the high pop ups

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gark-up to the second baseman.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Padilla sucks. Don’t be fooled. He’ll be out of their rotation by the end of this year.

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

finally!!!

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BENFRAN!

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEN FRAN!

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BENFRAN SUCK IT HATERS!!!!

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RIGHT BACK IN IT

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BEN FRAN BITCHES

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

better.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BENFRAN IS GOD

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good job, volt.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The good stuff was almost instantaneous

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, the new thread was clearly what we needed!

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YES!!!! WHOOT.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRING ME JASON JENNINGS

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baby steps towards victory

by for the record on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baby steps, get on the bus.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am refreshed, Pepsi.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Season just started!

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BenFran is starting to heat up now so he can cool down after May

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No negativity!

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s a positive — LaPorta will hit 35 homers from June 1st

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m signing up for this bandwagon

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That does sound fun.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c’mon ranger bullpen, show your stuff!

by sorrento to cooperstown on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait did we already give out “worst commercial ever”? I want to take it back and give it to this one.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pizza Pan?

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was really hideous.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was better than last year’s grotesque talking melted face pizza.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yumm, benfran.

"Mixed emotions. Rather see him hit PEDroia [with that pitch]. I don’t care if he is in the dugout"

by Gradysmanldy on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For the record, I just started eating Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch. I really hope we win this game, because the Cap’n is WAY better than soup.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I had some fruity pebbles earlier and now I feel sick.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what were you expecting to feel?

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, I don’t know. I trick myself into thinking they’re good every now and then. I want some Bagel bites.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

god i love bagel bites.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you know there’s a type they only sell in Canada? Shit blew my mind.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you for real?

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Wikipedia: “Bagel Bites are available in six flavors: Cheese & Pepperoni 2; Three Cheese; Cheese, Sausage & Pepperoni; Mozzarella Cheese; Supreme; and Extreme Nacho (sold only in Canada).”

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

road trip to canada this weekend

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great. Now I want extreme nacho bagel bites.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a theory that Fruity Pebbles are just the crumbs from the bottom of boxes of Froot Loops.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fruity Pebbles are awesome. I can’t eat just 1 bowl.

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were traveling. What hotel serves Cap’n Crunch?

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m at the Ramada on Colfax. I went across the street earlier and bought a box of cereal because I’m tired of eating out.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s not all bad. Did you pick up anything else on Colfax while you were out?

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny man.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera and Garko look lost at the plate right now. It doesn’t seem like they have a plan of any kind.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately this will lead to more Barf than I would like it to.

by ASP on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if only we still had Luis Rivas to ease the pain

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera…hits ninth for a reason.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Will be hitting second by the end of this season!

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup. I was hoping for some sick breakout year, but my brain tells me to be happy with a .250/.320/.390 line and awesome D.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt on.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And he’s going to throw strikes. Right?

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got home. What have I missed?

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Indians offense: popup, popup, groundout, walk, hit, strikeout, popup, homer, popup
Rangers offense: double, single, double, triple, linedrive, double, double, single

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An extra bast hit! We’re almost up to speed.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lots of bad at-bats, an Amphetamine-crazed Fausto Carmona and Ben Francisco!

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Fausto pulled a CC with his emotions

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was overthrowing like crazy. Very wild.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m leaving LGT

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like, for good?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought this was a time machine but now I’m just worried.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For who? That Over The Monster tramp? Good luck!

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird spot for a retirement announcement

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is scary, is that if it was for good- this is how he would do it.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm was supposed to be to dayton

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait now I get it, you got a job with an MLB team, didn’t you?

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am now a little nervous.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going with the reverse jinx theory for now. I’ll send the search party to Iowa tomorrow.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

should have been a comma after leaving

So 2009.

by Gradyforpresident on Apr 8, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Texas announcers just attributed the loss of an entire generation of baseball fans to Rafael Betancourt (who takes too long to pitch)

by Jeffrey R on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s responsible for global warming, too.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the financial crisis

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And, it is rumored, cooties.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t Mike Hargrove start his career with the Rangers? They have no room to talk.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did destroy our innocence

by SanD on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOO

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This…this just sucks.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Le sigh

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Elvis has left the building.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on, even Lewin wouldn’t go there

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody had to do it. I consider it to be taking one for the team.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny, because Andrus will be among the worst hitting regulars in MLB this season.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh? ANDRUS? Could it get any worse?

by Jeffrey R on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was at the game a couple of years ago where the Twin with zero homers got one. Baseball is an evil sport.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose I’ll be amused the next time Carroll hits a HR.

by Jeffrey R on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baboo is a monster.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Rafael Betancourt. That guy is fucking done, I’m serious.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still a fan

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too. I don’t want to see him pitch again. But Wedge loves him so we’ll get to see his dumb ass out there 68 more times.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who’s on board for the “Betacourt is Adjourned” bandwagon?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Next time I watch The Natural I will throw things at my tv screen

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Just out of curiosity, who does everyone think will be the first pitcher to overperform expectations?

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reyes.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how are we gonna get to him?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

convert him to starter

by cleveland teamer on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fausto. Just not in the first game.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he ws all glove?

The interesting thing is that that was a pretty good swing. Not like he was swinging for the fences…

That kid could be real good

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Watch your subject lines around these parts.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have never understood that… If you have no subject lines you cant close and offending post…

I am still confused by that

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m confused by your second sentence.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He meant “an.”

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Click here

You ignorant hick.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Legit lol.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s facist!

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly, I didn’t know this since I only post on this site.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s cool. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity.

Any chance any of you read that thread when the MTV scene was posted? /ducks

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we don’t offend ’round these parts

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn’t know that. Huh, learn something new every day.

But we’re not so offensive here.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It also great from images when people have slower computer..that way you have no need load an image repeatedly when you have limited RAM

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

best case i’ve seen made for subject line

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could go for a “subject line for images” rule.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would make a lot of sense.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you’re earning your stripes. very nice.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But they still load.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. then nevermind.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, ok, new rule. only use subject lines for big pics or offensive posts.

But seriously lax, lots of threads I’ve seen are people only using subject lines, or using subject lines for half of the first sentence. It does seem silly.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah its silly, but in the long run, especially if you are viewing from work, the subject line is a very important piece of keeping the material PG rated and keeping your job…

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What boards are you posting on?

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“i take it he’s japanese, rosie?”

—hammy

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who??

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

didnt hear the beginning of it over loud people, but i think the guy who started for Baltimore todya.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB.tv is really ugly on the lowest resolution, but at least I can’t see the score

by cleveland teamer on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Hey, the Cavs won tonight!

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Garko,

Andrus is a better hitter than you are. This year.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH that burns

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The quick boxscore pop up option is a fabulous idea for MLB.TV, but it is absolutely awful execution. I have the Pitt/Stl game in Picture in picture and I keep pulling up the box score, and it keeps giving me either the Indians boxscore or the Red Sox. I just felt like complaining.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have to go to bed soon. getting up at 3:30 AM to study ochem. i am going to fall asleep very grumpy

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sucks dude

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have an O-Chem test this Monday. Easter Monday! Who gives a test on Easter Monday?!

"...leading the league in most offensive categories. Including nose hairs."

by sarcasmdave on Apr 9, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blue Jackets down 3-2 at the second intermission.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hockey?
Seriously?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they’re doing better than we are

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They need one point to clinch a playoff spot.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

any sport that uses points instead of wins isn’t worth it.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait SERIOUSLY? That’s what they do?

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

overtime losses.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is not good news either.

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right, start it off Grady!!!

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GRADY

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else worried about GFP?

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

somewhat, yes. Like I said, if he were to leave us for good, I can imagine that’s how he’d do it.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, some people perfer to mope/vent in LGT, others do not.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, I expect I’ll hear from him in the next few days.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m going for him meaning:

“I’m leaving, LGT.”

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah let’s hope for that.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have found a potent good luck food. Nutty bars.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I forgot DeRosa before. DeRosa, Cabrera and Garko. All lost in the woods.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s those ending vowels. They get you every time.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Francisc is OK.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let’s go grady let’s go

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am going to drink some Comeback Crystal Light ©

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i really wish i had my drink of choice here at the moment

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play, dammit.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloody hell. Victor should be 4/4 today.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Texas TV crew, for the second time, loses count of the outs.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and the announcer said “Belly flops” to describe that play

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that twice now that Victor has been a victim of perfect defense?

by Jeffrey R on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers gloves include Victor magnets

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does the Rangers broadcast play the Fox music after the second out? It’s happened twice—after this, and after the Cruz play.

Or is it for great plays? Or Victor outs? Nothing makes any sense.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s in the stadium, because its happening on the STO feed too.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That being said, it’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. And. Also. That song blows.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree to disagree. I like both that and the NFL song. I tend to play them to get pumped up.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STO did also.

by dgcambridge on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing makes any sense.

Pretty well sums up the first couple games so far.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pretty sure their stadium music is just obnoxious as hell.

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jason Jennings holds a lot of meaningless Rockies team records

by cleveland teamer on Apr 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Pat Rapp still on top of the Marlins leaderboards?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even know the score. Are they even keeping score this year?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s like my four year old cousin Katie’s t-ball league. No scores, everyone plays every position.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i tried to keep score when i played t-ball. i remember one game was 32-26.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAHH… we are playing T ball now if we aren’t keeping score!!!

Does that mean we all get WS rings and trophies too?

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, Pronkslim.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good place for one of those new-fangled oppo hits for Hafner.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pronk should have crushed that

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody else noticing that Hafner walks away after some big swings swinging his right arm from the shoulder?

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, saw that too, maybe he’s just admiring how great it feels

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice work finding a way to be optimistic.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hafner is shaking/swinging his shoulder after every swings. weird.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pronkhustle!

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yay error runs

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I WILL TAKE WHATEVER THE HELL WE CAN GET

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What now Elvis!

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whew

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pronk speed

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yay error runs

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kudos to Hafner for running it out.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Six outs, three runs, Rangers bullpen.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey hey hey

LET’S GO TRIBE

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet time machine!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Victor is being punished or something.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As long as he’s been associated with Cleveland, I guess he had to know it was coming some time.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s POSSIBLE we could still win this game. Right? Right??

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think if we played the rest of this game 20 times, we’d win 3.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fangraphs puts it at 6%.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fangraphs hasn’t seen teams’ early’09 bullpens.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to restrain from saying that.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn’t ask if there was a chance.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know. But you’re 3/20 is a low percentage, and what Chief said is in quote of Dumb and Dumber after a girl told Jim Carey that the odds of them hooking up is one in a million.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*your. I can’t stand those errors.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as much as i hate it i gotta call it a night, guys. let’s go tribe.

by Voltaire on Apr 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton is from the Collecting Area for Relocated Yankees.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shoot, the Mariners blew their lead.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How’s Roberto Clemente doing?

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0/4

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Breslow got him out)

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never thought I would ever get the chance to say that Andrus has more Hr’s than Hamilton…

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If I did, I’d bet it was probably the second game of the year.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols just took his 700th walk. Fascinating?

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

IDC, honestly. Especially in that it gets me no fantasy cred.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 point for me.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, 700 walks vs 507 K’s is impressive

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAME, SPEED UP! I have work to get done.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gone.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All of our pitchers suck.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate this team. I really, really, really hate this team.

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuckin natural music again

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Meatball.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want out of Texas immediately.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the only Tribe series in Texas all year.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec for repeating that awesome news

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck is this shit. This is not Indians baseball.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, crap.

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2008, I yearn for you.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You’ve just managed to block out the bad parts.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The playing of the Natural music is incredibly annoying

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Referring to previous post: First pitcher to exceed expectations.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW….

Texas DFA’d him last year at one point right?

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, can’t say that one was because of the jet stream.

by Ryan on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever on the homerun. Don’t quite get why Wedge is using Raffy down what… 5 the first game and 3 this game.

by cheech99 on Apr 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If anyone ever asks why we’re allowed to swear in GTs, direct them to this series.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pavano will pitch tomorrow right?

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to say you are hoping this but then that is just depressing.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to say I’m a little worried would be an understatement

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hes the one guy I am really happy to see pitch…

I remember him with FL

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair to say this team doesn’t look ready for the beginning of the season?

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They played pretty poorly near the end of the spring. It’s just a rough stretch.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll give it a a couple weeks. The early season slumps are getting old with Wedge though

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I mean, if we have to blame somebody…

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ben Francisco reminds me of a Texas Ranger.

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A generic Texas Ranger, that is.

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why must facebook tell me what ancient greek some girl I went to hs with is?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jackets just tied the game!

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Georgia Tech?

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Blue Jackets. NHL. Columbus.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is that supposed to be?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

o/\o

It’s a high five.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

imagine a person going “Yay!” while holding their arms up in joy. It’s that.

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooohhhh

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One point = playoffs

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec for incoherent anger.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Commence Comeback.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to take them outta zone and get ’em back to man-to-man.

by shobe on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looks skinny too.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Try to bust him inside, Wilson. That’s the ticket.

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

(Hire skinner?)

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Garko XBH? I’m confused.

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Safe to say the ball is carrying too. Garko just watched that ball for a moment.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yea Ryan

by palcal on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go go! /clap clap
Gar-ko! /clap clap

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now his high school classmate has a chance to knock him in

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

z

shit

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone offended by the above curse word should click on the inadvertant Z subject line.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Apr 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, I will take advantage of this feature

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dang, unlucky

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Continue Comeback.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

since when did the rangers start playing defense?

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want Cabrera to be good so badly.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sold. I’d rather have Dan Haren.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather have a boat. Or the Red Sox payroll.

But here we are.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A boat would be cool.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a boat. I want a pony.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright Lyle.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of those really tiny seeing eye ponies.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERF***IN’ BOAT

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I discovered this video/song recently… amazing.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was so awesome. I’M ON A BOAT

by mrich on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

POSEIDON LOOK AT MEEEEEEE

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you on the sho’ you sho’ ain’t me-o

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got a nautical theme, pass me tha afghan

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe its “pashmina afghan” haha.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. I don’t even know what that is.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s an awesome promotion.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

to clarify before I get started on some other crap:
if the rangers go 4-0 and the yanks 0-4, people who bought cars in march get their $ back.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. I wonder what the insurance on that one set them back. That’s hilarious.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was wondering that too.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There would have been something like a .2% chance of it happening, so probably not as much as you’d think

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow I just dozed off for two hours…..AND HERE COME THE INDIANS

by supermarioelia on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Weird. Saltalamacchia left with dizziness?

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It appears so. That was out of the blue.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what they’re saying on STO.

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To make sure he was OK, the ump asked him to spell his name. When he couldn’t, he had to leave.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Unfair. He just could’ve asked him to pronounce it.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’d rec this, but the other one is so much better.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think well on my feet.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red hats with white uniforms and blue numbers = design fail.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what was up with those blue hats the Phills were wearing?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alternates. Go with the old-timey uniform.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

next game in 15 hours (after wating 2+ days for this game)

by palcal on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

White Sox lose. Whatever happens, we’re only one back in the loss column!

by cheech99 on Apr 8, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera = Lucky?

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This was going to say something else.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tying run coming to the plate

by JP_Frost on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How can they make the impossible and screw up the easy?

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another error!

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, when Cabrera swings, it looks like he has no idea where the ball is. Like it’s black as night in the stadium.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Ranger errrrrrors!

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Droobs can’t lay off the high fastball from either side of the plate. He looks so good when I saw him this spring. It’s destiny..he’s going to be Carlos Guillen at the dish.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

btw: Garko’s splits
vs. LHP- .894 OPS
vs. RHP- .767 OPS

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Blue Jackets going to the playoffs. Regulation ends tied 3-3.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s kinda cool. I used to love hockey.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same. I was big into it until the strike year. Then I was done.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was a fan at college. I used to go to lots of games and then started watching NHL, but I drifted away after I graduated.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am pleased.

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Complete Comeback.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don’t lose a game in which you get 30 outs.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want a home run

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COME ON GRADY OMG COME ON

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ouch that hurts

by ahowie on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anti-clutch hitting continues.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this game sucks worse than my iphone’s battery

by cleveland teamer on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Awful

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn. Grady just played the guessing game and lost. No guessing.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looked like he was swinging at an off-speed pitch.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a good time for Rosey’s first hit

by ahowie on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you. I was afraid of a DP time machine.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did manning just call grady “retardy”

by mrich on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DeRosa needs to endear himself to Cleveland fans.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FEE WEE

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The FEE WEEs are coming out early this year

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the W should be ital instead of the final E.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going off my lackluster memory.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do these mean?

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s SBN shorthand for Fire Wedge

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, duh

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But why the italics?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it used to be that if you put blanks in for letters, it would ital the letters between the blanks.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C’mon, DeRo. Whip it!

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Anybody see the new Segway car? I kinda like it.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks pretty gay to me?

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This would be a good post to have a subject line.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah, I don’t get it

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cars don’t even have sexuality

by cleveland teamer on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that link said “car.”

That’s an airplane bathroom on wheels.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I think it could be perfect for commutes that are too long to bike but where it’s not necessary to have a car.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheaper over the long run, less emissions, less smelly, less traffic, etc.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barely stayed alive there.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this game sucks.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this game season sucks.

Fixed.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AWFUL F-ING EFFORT

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

djsahdfluerwhlskjgfds

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh hamburgers

by mrich on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eff balls. I hate it.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck this team.

Fuck them all.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

z

FUCK SD:OGibCUKCSHIT

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EVERYONE IS FIRED.

by AngG on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C.J. Wilson? Seriously?

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s decent-ish, isn’t he?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He had a terrible year last year, but he is good.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in a left-handed joe borowski sort of way.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is a lot better after removing 4 or 5 bone chips out of his elbow… Last years bad numbers are more due to trying to pitch with a bum arm than anything else.

he is not a premier closer, but he could be a real nice setup arm, if his arm doesn’t fall off

by laxtonto on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it’s just because I haven’t watched a lot of baseball this year yet but I really do not remember seeing this many awful swings in one game.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does Derosa suck now?

by Chief Wahoo on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FORK AND SPOON RASPBERRY

by cleveland teamer on Apr 8, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This spring training to season transition really isn’t our strong suit as an organization. Can I question the process at the end of the month?

by supermarioelia on Apr 8, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know, I have to agree with this. It can’t just be random chance that we suck every April under Wedge.

by mrich on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say give it two weeks then we can all complain

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manning douching over full moons with Underpants.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

test

F__E WE__E

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

see, doesn’t work anymore.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FIRE WEDGE

I don’t get it

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Something weird happened one time when someone tried to type FIRE WEDGE.

If came out formatted as FEE WEE with italics in strange places. It’s now part of the lexicon.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was me, and i was including blanks purposely

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh good, let’s bring Raffy L back out. No reason to want him for the next couple of nights.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Count me as baffled.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I’m not a fan of him pitching 2.1 IP in our first two games/losses.

by supermarioelia on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, I don’t understand. Is there like, a kangaroo court that fines players for playing well in April? How could Wedge possibly get these guys less fired up.

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn’t this Wedge’s major flaw?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The facial ticks are just an added bonus.

Man, I’m surly right now.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are the collective buttholes clenched tight enough in the Cleveland clubhouse?

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sure, now pull him.

John Doe time.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My attention is slowly fading towards Ghost Hunters.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ValbuenA, hamilton.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Introducing: Joe Smith.

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Smith, yay!

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that he doesn’t almost fall over Steve Reed style

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mainly bc Steve Reed was my irrationally hated Indian

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A run has been scored in 6 straight 1/2 innings

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least one run*

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SMITH!

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s why we got him baby!

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Smith becomes fan favorite.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All right, some good things to like from this one — certainly more than Monday, anyway.

by baergagaga on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Silver lining.

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which, my Grandpa had this silver Canadian coin set. Impulse buy at the ’76 Olympics in Montreal. They minted tons of ’em to help finance the games. Their face value is $30 dollars Canadian (two 10s and two 5s).

33 years later, I’m strapped for cash and I think of selling the coins. I calculate their silver weight. They are now worth $30 American according to current silver prices. Exactly $30 US. I thought that was a peculiar coincidence.

by jhon on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Smith gets things done.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Fyodor Tutin scores in the shootout and the Blue Jackets get two points for the win.

by woodsmeister on Apr 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was rutin for Tutin.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, if you had Joe Smith in your pitcher outperforming expectations pool, cash in your tickets here. That was impressive.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, I could get behind Joe Smith

by sorrento to cooperstown on Apr 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it’s mostly the sidearm delivery

by sorrento to cooperstown on Apr 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That ball had awesome late sinking action. I like it a lot

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s much better than John Brown. Or Bill Jones.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY HEY HEY
LET’S GO TRIBE!!!

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I’m 1 for 1 on the MLB Beat the Streak HR game.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

vic robbed by physics

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t quite get it.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ball was smoked just foul

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant the long fly out.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to work this into a save situation, Tribe.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Travis Hafner … King of Making the Balls Foul.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pronk would have hit that out of the park.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m okay with that.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahh… Getting there, Pronk.

by baergagaga on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now batting 7th … Travis Hafner?

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He has actually looked better than I was expecting

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree. Everyone on this team looks bad. No need to pinpoint him.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DOn’t you dare include Smith.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry. Smith is not included. I’m also taking out Wood because we all know he’s awesome.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just think he might benefit from hitting lower in the lineup.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hope so

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Phillies have started each of the last 4 season 0-2, if that is any consolation.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3 years from now we’ll win something?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am willing to take anything after 61 years.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Realistically we’ll have to go 82-80 from here on in to win our division. I just don’t see us going on that kind of run.

by supermarioelia on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We’re playing 164 games this year?

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I’m really tired.

by supermarioelia on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three way tie for first place.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m with you. Given that there’s a little bit over 160 games left.

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get it, we win this one and then there is a one game playoff.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tease!

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by vbc3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KEEP IT COMING

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we should chomprise with Fhat Shortstop.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

F that Shortstop?

"...leading the league in most offensive categories. Including nose hairs."

by sarcasmdave on Apr 9, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice rip Jhon

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice steal Jhon!

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Big Choo…

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Joakim Soria matched Fausto’s fantasy output, only his was in positive numbers. I’ll take it.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk, bloop, blast.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else just happy that they’re seeing some life from this team tonight?

by ahowie on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

30th out coming up?

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Big rip and miss from Choo.

3-2.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really like Choo. He works each at bat well.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s got to catch up with one of these fastballs.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

walk

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOO

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by vbc3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Son of a bun.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he went?!?!

by ahowie on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha yep, absolutely

by ahowie on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think so.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Wow. BS.

Get home earl;y you MFER

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I retract this

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF?!

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Get tossed Wedge

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

but not this

by Roger Dorn on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Salad?

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, fuck you.

by JRontherim on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that as terrible as it sounded?

I'm *always* in the driver's seat, cugino -- Chuck

by Turkmenbashi on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy seemed to change his mind.

Travis Hafner is overrated. Clarity is underrated. David Dellucci is David Dellucci.

by westbrook on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he swung. But Choo should have been running because the ball rolled 20 feet from Teagarden, he could have gotten to first. Choo was Knoblaching it, staring at the Ump.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Little help?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3-2 count. Choo check swings no call from home ump and it’s appealed and he’s called out.

by mjschaefer on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope Wedge chew’s him out. He should have been sprinting to first.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was fun.

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I like this more.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Apr 8, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He swung. If he runs, he’s thrown out at first base. He had to try and play it off.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You still run. Did you see the Rangers try to throw the ball to first base tonight?

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha. I get your point. Throwing errors happen. But it’s too easy to say in this situation “run it out.” It wasn’t Choo being lazy. I think he realized he was in a bad spot, and tried to play it off like a walk. I’m not saying it was the right move. But it was understandable.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Irrelevant — either you’re out at first or you’re safe at first via an error or a walk.

Inexcusable lack of fundamentals.

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by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree to disagree. In that situation, I’d bet the likelihood that it’s ruled a walk is greater than the likelihood that an error is made on the throw to first base.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You run in that situation if it is a clear ball and wild pitch… you also make a hard turn depending on what the 1B says, because you should be looking to take 2nd if the catcher hasn’t gotten to the ball or can’t find it. the fact that it was a check swing makes it even more clear that you sprint down the line. Choo should be scolded.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 8, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it was a clear ball, he wouldn’t have swung. You have the benefit of reflecting. Choo made a decision in a split second. It did not work out to his favor. I don’t fault a guy for that. This wasn’t a failure to run out a grounder or a high pop-up.

Take a step back.

by xrickx on Apr 8, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. Sorry. Ball gets away from the catcher on a 3-2 count, you haul ass down the line. Every time.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re removing from the equation the percent chance of reaching base via strikeout versus the walk. It’s not the absolute outcome you’re suggesting.

There are two factors:
1) The different outcomes: 1) strikeout plus errant throw versus 2) walk.
2) The CHANCE that any given outcome would occur.

This is not a question of whether the ball got away or not. It did. You’re conveniently ignoring the fact that it did not get away very far. But never mind the distance of the ball for a minute. Yes, I agree there is a chance that an errant throw would occur. But I’m going to give Choo the benefit of the doubt (has he ever not hustled before?) in guessing that he thought he had a better chance to sell a walk than he did to have Teagarden make an errant throw.

If he was lazy, “scold” him. If he took a calculated risk—regardless of if he came up short—you don’t punish the guy. And back to my original point..he definitely swung. He knew it. At that moment, he thought he had a better chance to sell the walk than to reach first base. It didn’t work out. It’s a shame, but it’s not regrettable.

by xrickx on Apr 9, 2009 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the power of the batter to “sell” a walk is being vastly overrated here. The ump didn’t start being an ump yesterday, and I can guarantee he has a much higher opinion of his own strike zone judgment than of any batter’s short of Barry Bonds.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Apr 9, 2009 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This.

Eric Wedge. The Adam LaRoche of managers.

by emd2k3 on Apr 9, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My thing is, even if it was a walk, a player should run down the line and see if he could take second, that is a live ball. Especially in a late and close situation. Especially with other runners on base. Walk or strikeout, the umpire’s call really didn’t matter- Choo’s only correct reaction to the 3-2 pitch in the dirt would be to sprint to first.

by Ryan Kelsey on Apr 9, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with this 100%. From what I could see on TV, I don’t think Choo was trying to sell a walk. I think he thought that he had not swung at the last pitch, it was a ball, and he was getting a walk. When the third base umpire called it a strike, he stood, rather dumbfounded, and eventually abandoned the base path (making him out). He was never tagged, and the ball was not thrown to first. So, that’s the only way the final out of the game (albeit the 30th the Rangers had given us) was recorded.

As I’ve mentioned in the recap thread, I regard this as a mental error that cannot happen on a championship team.

"It's hard to win when you don't score." Cliff Lee, 9/28/05.

by Harry Doyle on Apr 9, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should have run

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Admission of guilt.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a wild pitch!

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He thought he was going to get the call, I think.

by Julie on Apr 8, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn’t matter. You get your ass down the line and force the other team to throw you out.

'Z' button abuser.

by emd2k3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously, if the ball was just smothered or bounced a foot from home or something, the pendulum swings the other way. But here, Teagarden has to run, track the ball down, set himself, and throw to first. And Choo isn’t slow.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Apr 8, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

April baseball. Love it love it love it.

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by vbc3 on Apr 8, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for Carl Pavano to really start off this season

by ahowie on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See you all tomorrow around 1

by NickFantana on Apr 8, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs