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Game Thread: May 1, 2009

Cleveland Indians at Detroit Tigers, May 1, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


Lineups:

INDIANS (8-14): CF Grady Sizemore, 2B Asdrubal Cabrera, 1B Victor Martinez, LF Shin-Soo Choo, 3B Mark DeRosa, SS Jhonny Peralta, DH David Dellucci, RF Ben Francisco, C Kelly Shoppach. RHP Carl Pavano (0-3, 9.50).

TIGERS (11-10): CF Curtis Granderson, 2B Placido Polanco, DH Magglio Ordonez, 1B Miguel Cabrera, LF Carlos Guillen, C Gerald Laird, 3B Brandon Inge, RF Josh Anderson, SS Adam Everett. RHP Armando Galarraga (3-0, 1.85).

Anthony Castrovince is also reporting that the Indians might another move after tonight's game, and it could be swapping Little Giraffe or Trevor Crowe for Luis Valbuena.

[UPDATE]: Some rain delay theater:


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I’m really rooting for the Valbuena thing, as it gives our infield a whole lot more versatility. He’s like a younger, more talented Jamey Carroll.

by NickFantana on May 1, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too. I have (likely delusional) visions of a 2010 World Championship infield that goes Peralta-Cabrera-Valbuena-Martinez/Garko from left to right, with Shoppach and Martinez splitting time behind the plate and Santana getting some big at bats late in the season as a call-up.

Also, I’d have a pony.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s May. This is turning around.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Doh

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like any rain in Detroit should be over.

by ColumbusOhioFan on May 1, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess whoever it was who wanted to see “Beer Money” can see “Beer Money.”

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

How many games can end past 11 this week?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be switchin o’er to Dollhouse at 9.

And studying. Definitely studying.

by fleerdon on May 1, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTAM 1100 has given up until 7:30, and it’s not sounding good for then either.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 1, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Rain?

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Boo. Want baseball NOW.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a string of light showers rolling up 75. I think they’ll get into it by 8 or so.

by fleerdon on May 1, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy snitt, Chad is from here.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

No one is from here.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

man am I glad its may 1, I have seen this april before, last year. I felt deja vu against the sox

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I had to get up two hours earlier than normal this morning in order to go serve on a jury in front of a local high school. I could really use some BASEBALL.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I had a rough day as well plus the weather sucks in WYO. Got phillies mets on til it’s tribe time

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where are you? My sister lives in Jackson.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been there! But I was only six or so.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice town to live, our school district pays well, just not much to do. We have the rockies rookie level club, and drive to rockies games are only 4 hours, try to make that trip 3 or 4 weekends.

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice quiet town, our school district pays well just not a lot to do, got the rockies rookie ball club here and a four hour drive to see the rockies, make that trip 4 times a season.

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rain delays are BASEBALL

by fleerdon on May 1, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

any word on when the game starts?

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven’t seen anything on STO yet.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of all the broadcast teams I have to here, I find detroit’s to be the least annoying. The rangers, and royals drive me nuts. The twins aren’t bad either.

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I disagree completely. Detroit and White Sox are horrible. Twins are good. Royals are ok.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do hate listening to the hawk and dj

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s Hawk and Steve Stone now. It’s mind blowing. Like the smartest announcer and the dumbest at the same time.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Undermanning is on TV now.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Getting ready to start.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooot. LGT. May is the new April. Or something.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we need May to be the old August and September.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can get behind this.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valbuena just launched a no-doubter to RF.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

should have been on the big club tonight

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dellucci is going to hit two.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, wouldn’t that be a trip?

by Chief Wahoo on May 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woot! They are taking the field. BASEBALL.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

yay! I’ve been up for a long-ass time today, too.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were you in the high school gym as an alternate juror, too?

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet. Live game thread for the first time in a week or so.

And, Dellucci. Can we swear in pregame threads?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

First pitch just happened. It’s a game thread!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll wait for him to ground weekly to short.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Showtime!

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish my radio would work. I miss Hammy.

by Voltaire on May 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

A heads up to those watching on Extra Innings.. Tribe-Tigers is the HD game today. No sense watching the regular feed.

by baerga1 on May 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Where do you find the channel? I haven’t been able to. Are you on Comcast?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have RCN in Chicago. So for me the the channel is called “GAMEHD” and is #955.

by baerga1 on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, lucky. I’m pretty sure Comcast doesn’t carry any of these in HD.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That blows. Yeah they have this one channel that’s in HD and this is the first time I’ve seen the Indians game on it.

by baerga1 on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave Dombrowski (or however his name is spelled), has Kendoll hair.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Dave Dombrowski is suburban America.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Grady. Full count.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are these guys trying to call time so late?

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t get it. Cabrera seemed to do that twice in the AB.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Are they trying to invent new ways to make me insane?

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s worked. Grady did that the other night. You would think one team couldn’t have all these little things happen so often.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Detroit’s broadcast team just introduced homeplate umpire Mike Reily as Cornflakes Reily. Ok then.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell?!?!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

that would’ve been a pretty good pitch to hit

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve now officially seen it all this season.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Cabrera just made an out essentially because he failed to call time in time, twice.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

time in time… that has a ring to it.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it sounds like a rather cheesy 80s song. /synthesizer/

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cabrera twice in that at-bat tried to call timeout, and both times the umpire refused to give it to him and called the pitch a strike (both were strikes). The second time, it was strike three.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m surprised Grady hasn’t tried to steal a base?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

btw, Weglarz already has double tonight for Akron. Hopefully he’s beginning to heat up

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, no clue the game had started.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened? Was talking to my mommy.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, and consider having your mom give Asdrubal a stern talking to.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrubal is one of those guys, like Victor, that I have a hard time being mad at. I’m just more disappointed because they’re disappointed.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why I want you to get your mom to do it. Mom’s do tough love!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And apparently Julies do apostrophe plurals! Gah.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he forget to wear his lucky pearl necklace.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s lost his inner Donna Reed.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly what Eric Wedge means when he talks about edge.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

When he says “grit,” he means scouring powder, baby!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

splendid

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the line on Pavano tonight?

Relevance? Decency? Pavano?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was a high strike 1.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Karl!

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Torched by Twins.
Allergic to American League.
First time for Tigers.

Hell a scouting report there, FSTigers.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

This zone is Bucknored.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s so hard to score in extra innings in The Show

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i rarely score period

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

i play 2k9, and it’s real easy to score

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

with the exception of every outfielder in the game capable of reaching over the fence to bring back a home run

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

even Benfran?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not, video games are neither baseball cards nor roster sheets.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

matt stairs pulled one back

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats funny pretty sure he can’t even jump

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by DeRosa. Almost threw it away, but good job!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

He makes more nervous than I thought he would. I know he hasn’t been bad in the field, but he’s not as smooth as I thought he’d be.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m having the opposite reaction. I think he’s been looking pretty good.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that was nice.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIT, over Granderson’s head!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

DEROOOO

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

“Tailing into his happy zone.”

I’m loving the Tiger announcers.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

They also just announced that the Twins traded Case Blake to the Dodgers at the deadline last year.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Jhoney!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit by Jhonny! Run!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Jhonny!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Rhuns!

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m shocked that Skinner sent him.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Guillen was way deep, and the ball was toward the line.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give the man credit.

by dgcambridge on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good stroke, Jhonny. Inside pitch, and he turned on it.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

z

RBI

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

thed looch is loose

by Tim1122 on May 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Sloooooow bouncer, thrown away.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

David Dellucci can’t lose.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

See, gang. Dellucci doesn’t hit with authority, but he certainly has a plan.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

“My plan is for Miguel Cabrera to look bad. Win!”

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The plan should be to hit it at him as much as possible. They tested Billy Butler in KC quite a bit, and somehow Butler managed to make every play.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looch’s power stroke is back!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

DD with a smash!!

seriously though, I think he’s going to work. As a stopgap and PH, of course.

by dgcambridge on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate him. Completely, irrationally, and unrepentantly. Get him off the field.

I think we talked about this last summer.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, yeah, I think we did.

by dgcambridge on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is more like it.

by for the record on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Our best play is to force our opponents to flip to the pitcher covering.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Have to score at least one more. Should get two in, though.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes that was bad.

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yea…they weren’t going to come inside at all, and Ben Fran wasn’t going to try and do anything but pull the ball.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer. Typical benfran.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Granderson uncorked a TERRIBLE throw there.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

They don’t get much worse than that.

by Chief Wahoo on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Jhonny could’ve scored on that throw, though.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Garko would’ve made it.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might have made it, and I run like a twit.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

wheels would have scored from second

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy is disgusted with Frisco.

Early he was talking about how much better a defender Choo is.

by dgcambridge on May 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

 hopefully the company told him to say that stuff

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is some bad defensive comparison, right there. Hammy’s turning pretty bitter.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of those pitches has to get past the catcher.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Laird was up to the challenge. I was hoping to steal another run there.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice at-bat, Kelly.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Base on balls. Come on Grady, make that faux-writer look stupid.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

he doesn’t deserve the French.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sac fly.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded for Sizeborg.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases juiced!

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok. It’s not a hit, but I’ll take it.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Droobs, be clutch.

by Chief Wahoo on May 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

We really need a base hit from Droobs, the Tigers have played worse than 2 runs this inning.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Woot!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

E4, or infield hit?

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d call it a hit. Haven’t heard a ruling yet.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

infield hit has to be

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tough call. Hit. Had the play been made, it would have been quite a nice play. If Polanco manages to field it, I don’t know that his momentum lets him make a thrown that beats Droobs.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make contact, score runs.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that’ll do it

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hegan: “Miguel Cabrera cannot move a lick.”

by Matt Y. on May 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Licks are heavy, I’m guessing.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

or awkwardly shaped, making it difficult to get a grip

by for the record on May 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i had to carry a mattress today, i know how he feels

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

also a possiblity

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a good laugh when they called him “a statue”.

[redacted]

by salome on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Professional hitter.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

LGT!!!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

HIRE MAY BASEBALL

by JK in CBus on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome, I missed healthy Victor last year

by for the record on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

zz

MAY BASEBALL

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

damn. gapper there, and it’s a huge inning.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

choo crushed that ball

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Darn, Choo hit that hard too. Let’s get to the Tigers bullpen early.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe we can talk them into sending the D-Train out there tomorrow.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

we’ll tell them that its our birthday

by for the record on May 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t need any moments of Miguel Cabrera retribution.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Okey, Pavano. Throw strikes.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

french bread pizza: new rally food. My fantasy team would appreciate some of those runs being unearned, but I really couldn’t care less.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I could support the French Bread Pizza. Delicious. Though I’m eating Triscuits.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grilled chicken salad.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Triscuits. Oooh, especially the garlic ones with Kroger chicken salad.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes the garlic ones with smoked cheddar. Also very good

by JK in CBus on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite are the Thin Crisp Quattro Formaggio.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am intrigued. I’ve never had, or heard of, those.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give them a shot. You won’t be sorry.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea why Galarraga’s numbers have been so good since last year — one look at fangraphs and everything screams fluke

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I think most are calling for a regression.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that seems logical, but his basic line is once again very good, and that’s what most people look at unfortunately

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s had a few more strikeouts this year though, no?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, basically 9.00 K/9, but the walk rate has gone up and his FIP is still 1.5 runs higher than his ERA

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re going to change that today.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind Texas beating the White Sox one little bit.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I root for all non-central teams when they play central division opponents. Even the Yanks and Red Sox.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Texas has been no help at all this year. Jerks.

by dgcambridge on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miguel Cabrera looks like a swollen fish. I don’t want him to eat himself out of greatness, but yea.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to go see comerica park, but I don’t want to go to detroit

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Rent a helicopter.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

might be my only option

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

my sister lives there, and all she has is horror stories

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Living in a stadium is tough.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckily for her, most of the fans are at a red wings game tonite, so she might be able to get a decent nights rest

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gerald Laird looks like psychic guy on Heroes.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Detroit’s commercials are just sketchy. Law firms and alternative medical procedures….you stay classy, Detroit.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

MAY BASEBALL

Wedge era May records — year, record, and improvement compared to March/April record:

2003, 14-12, +15
2004, 13-13, +4
2005, 16-11, +10
2006, 13-14, 2
2007, 19-11, +2
2008, 12-15, -0

average, 14.5–12.7, +4.8

odd years, 16.3–11.3, +7

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

oops

2003, 14-12, +15
2004, 13-13, +4
2005, 16-11, +10
2006, 13-14, –2
2007, 19-11, +2
2008, 12-15, –0–

average, 14.5–12.7, +4.8

odd years, 16.3–11.3, +7

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t going to draw any conclusions from this data, but the odd-year data convince me.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Peralta HR didn’t convince you?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just figured he’d start hitting when the swine flu subsided and he got his strength back.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which, I was just reading about Percy Harvin’s paranoia.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why the subject lines? Have you hired someone to ghost post for you?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Subject lines are okay for occasional use, if used to give the content of your Comment a title.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m all for using them for large pics too.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

PERALTA HR?!!

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by salome on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

jHRonny, finally!

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 1, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hawk Harrelson will put that one on the board!

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

JHONNYYYY

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

JHONNY! Hhire Mhay!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

jHonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

There is no question that the Indians prefer DeRosa over Blake, and prefer either player on a one-year deal over a three-year deal, and vastly prefer DeRosa on a one-year deal to Blake on a three-year deal.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Was there a question on this?

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by salome on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Detroit announcers are confused.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is like Bilbo’s veiled criticism at his birthday party in Lord of the Rings.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What’s weird is, I thought the same thing when I first read it.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re huge nerds.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, I logged in just to shout “May Baseball!” and I have already been beaten 100 times over. Get out of my head, LGT.

by Toxicadam on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

hey, just realized how coincidental it is that we got Looch back on May 1.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

JHONNY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Works everytime! Just when we start to discuss moving a guy. Or maybe that was just me…..

by dgcambridge on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

A Jhonny home run is a beautiful thing to see.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Suck! I missed the HRH!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s just mean. You mock my paaaain!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No! I was just admiring how Jhonny has developed his own stat glossary.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah. Nevermind. :D

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn…Dellucci just hit a HR at the Jake.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Jhonny

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunno if anyone is watching the Gameday screens, but these Detroit player pics, particularly Laird and Ordonez, are freakin’ hilarious.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Check out Adam Jones of Baltimore.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Commence Pavanization.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

So I just went to the Sportsline play-by-play to see what I missed. It says Barfield struck out in the first. Really confusing.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

So by the way, what the hell DID happen?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the second inning, I mean, after Peralta knocked in DeRosa.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you mean the actual play and not the Sportsline screw up, it was a slow, high bouncer to second, Cabrera cut over to take it, and tried to go to second but didn’t have time, so he pivoted and threw off balance (think sort of a fadeaway, turnaround jumper in basketball) to first, and overthrew the pitcher by a good 5 feet.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost a pirouette.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He never touched the bag!

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

what kind of play was that?

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you see it, or are you asking?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw it and I’m still confused, looked very ugly.

btw, the umpires we’ve had so far this season haven’t been very pro-Tribe

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea. Bucknor has friends around the league.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, that was ugly. And he was out.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hegan just did a terrible job of describing that. I have no clue what happened.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

It was weird.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victor didn’t have the ball, but he was trying to get it and crossed into the first base line. The runner kinda hurdled him, then Victor got the ball and touched the bag before the splatted runner.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vic booted the groundball on a tough hop. He tried to pick it up and tag the runner as the runner went to first base. Runner jumped over the tag and the bag. He never touched the base. Vic covered first, and Pavano flipped it to Vic. It was a force out.

Somehow, the one guy whose job it is to watch and see whether the batter touches the base didn’t watch.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t ask me the rule, but I could understand an interference call.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Victor was in the process of tagging him.

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t have the ball.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was picking it up and swiping at him! The fielder doesn’t have to go out of his way to avoid the baserunner if he is making a play on the ball.

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might be wrong and I already want to take it back.

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I immediately regret this decision.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t replay, but I don’t think I’d call what Victor was doing “picking it up and swiping at him.” But in looking over the rules, they pretty clearly say that the fielder has the “right of way” except in some egregious situations, so no. No idea why the runner was safe.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, unless the ump thought he touched the bag as he flew by.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks to both of you.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hegan never said whether he was safe or out.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blah. There goes the Scottish Play.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

don’t say hyperextended

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

“As the Indians lose that argument”

Don’t we always?

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by salome on May 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know how he was safe there.

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

he wasn’t, but he’ll be the only baserunner Pavano allows today

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ice cream commercial on WTAM.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait ’till ya taste it…

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit! The streak is over!

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady runs, Vic finds the gap….go.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you design that play yourself?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scholars maintain that it’s the best way to score.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man. This umpire.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet jesus, another one of those bizarro strikezones

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

The Detroit announcers haven’t picked up on the horrible call, yet.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t hold your breath

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

radio announcers were suprised from the start

by for the record on May 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

In almost any other AL park (Fenway triangle), and Dellucci and Choo have bombs tonight.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicken Delluchoocci!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for breaking my creative spirit

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there a rule about mentioning no-hitters-in-process here?

by bentausig on May 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

If there was … well, you know.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that means it doesn’t matter?

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

it means i wouldn’t expect pavano to throw a no hitter regardless

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Un-freaking-believable.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammy?

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was pretty incredible.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamilton was already doing his part, so it was only a matter of time.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet so predictable

by bentausig on May 1, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not the timing. But it is hard to imagine a mediocre flyball pitcher managing a no-hitter.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, which is why it’s like… I dunno, I want to eloquently express frustration but all I can think of at this point are curse words. It’s minor baseball hoodoo that doesn’t kill people to follow, so I don’t get it.

Anyway, I’m rooting for Pavano and I wanted something cool like that for him.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s non hoodoo about mentioning it in a Game Thread or even on a broadcast. It’s only in the dugout that it doesn’t get mentioned.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not entirely true, but I’m not going to argue the point.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well sure, if you want to be rational about it….

by Logodaedalus on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

by which I mean, mentioning it in the dugout could actually have a causal effect on whether or not it continues, which mentioning it on a broadcast is pretty unlikely to do, much less in a game thread… but if that’s all it is, it’s not even a superstition, it’s just psychology.

by Logodaedalus on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what would happen if a player from the opposing team mentioned it to the guy working on the no-hitter? Would it have the opposite effect?

by bentausig on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would of course have no effect.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

for anyone interested: 2 Indians made BA’s hot sheet this week — LaPorta at 10 and McBride at 13. Rondon made the In The Team Photo segment, but both Weglarz and Abreu were on the not so hot list.

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that the latest first hit of the year?

by Logodaedalus on May 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh boy

I refuse to ever root for a team that routinely does the MVP chant for opposing players.

by TheVanillaGorilla on May 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus God, that was ugly.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The Detroit announcers called it a scary play. If they only knew…

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

His eyes were the size of saucers.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

BenFran is so awkward in the outfield. He’s probably the worst athletic outfielder in the majors

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, no, Tony talked to this scout from another club this one time, and said scout assures us he’s a better player than Gutierrez.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t know how BenFran looked defensively in the minors, but there’s no way he was ever as good with the glove as Gutz

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I certainly don’t think said scout is arguing against that.

by Logodaedalus on May 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s actually pitching today. Fastballs in and out. Changeups in fastball counts. Beautiful.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I find myself being converted the longer this goes on.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pavanization in progress.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pavano!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to say, even from the first week of the season, I always thought the rotation would be okay. But when I would say that, I couldn’t help but think off that one guy from the barbershop in Coming To America — the one who wasn’t Eddie or Arsenio — and the three of them go to see Randy Watson and his band Sexual Chocolate doing a horrendous cover of “The Greatest Love Of All”, and everyone knows he’s terrible … except that one guy from the barbershop, who keeps insisting “That boy’s good, he’s got talent!” while his friends roll their eyes.

So what I’m saying is, I wondered if I wasn’t that third guy from the barbershop … and the rotation was Randy Watson.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hail Zamunda.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, you were essentially afraid you were the Paula Abdul of Let’s Go Tribe.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I don’t watch that show, but they’ve been showing Coming To America twice a day on Bravo for about a month.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad someone else noticed.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

James Earl Jones’ getup in the New York City scenes was pretty awesome.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The father in that movie is pretty awful. Amazing to think he got good acting work after that. Never heard from the actresses who played his daughters, though.

Why didn’t Arsenio make more movies? He’s great in that.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Amos? Yeah, not one of his better roles.

And yes, Arsenio was really funny in that movie. What the hell happened there?

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubloochi

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, hammered by the Looch.

by Chief Wahoo on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Use of the definite article before his name makes him sound like something from a Dr. Seuss book.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still hate him.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Golly, Looch is hitting.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, his first hit was Ellsburian

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Explain to me what hitter in this universe is not a fastball hitter?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s been making me snarky as well.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have never seen that bat speed from dellucci

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What about his neck-high chop off of Justin in Yankee Stadium?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never saw it I was teaching at the time and one of the few games i didn’t tivo

by kjhill42 on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your life is forever changed.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the better I’m sure!!

by Grillmasterb on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends whether or not you just started liking the Indians, too.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, you’ve already found the “reply” button, so you’re way ahead of the curve.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome. Try the body instead of the subject line.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Register for AA.

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Legit lol.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome, Yahoo person. You are part of our nefarious plot to dominate all sports media.

Helpful hint, we have an unusual custom here of not using the Subject line.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome, try not to ruin no-hitters.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi! Going by your nym, you are joined one game thread late.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

-are

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LGT, I have arrived.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome. Try the body instead of the subject line.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s now eligible to make a Fanpost.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I literally have a sleepy kitty curled up in my lap.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m glad that isn’t a metaphor

by AllenSmith on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have some splaining to do, otherwise.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cute. But has it been tested for swine flu?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

or cat scratch fever?

by AllenSmith on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but he’s got the stray cat strut.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to bring up something from the last game thread, I believe it was. I think it was Salome. Were you the one who said that the Jared commercials are bad? How dare you? Those commercials, and along with Kay’s, are phenomenal.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Was it you that went to Jared?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup or else I would have given the commercials their much deserved support at the time.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that whooshing the sound of this joke flying over my head?

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAGIC is the only word I can use to describe them. “I don’t remember this place…” “YOU WILL”

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, I actually like that one in a weird way.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went to Jared?

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE WENT TO JARED!!!!

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I was also complaining about Jared and all diamond commercials.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve all deleted last game from our memories.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I certainly don’t remember anything from the latter part…. Although that could be because I actually left after the 6th…

by Logodaedalus on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? I’m going to dredge up that memory and cry myself to sleep for YEARS.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think of all of the bacon/egg/glazed donut/quarter pounder apocalypses and almost want to cry as well.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this mean no one remembers Chicken Fausto Carmona?

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The success of Chicken Fausto Carmona is up to Giada. It’s out of our hands, folks.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go, Little Big Head, go!

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we should continue the trend of making dishes for each game that goes well.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Later in the season, we could have Westbrook Trout.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate fish.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My least hated favorite fish would be sole. That way you don’t have to see the eyes. Sole has no eyes.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don’t tell me Filet-O-Fish has eyes.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pavano Parmigiana

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds a bit cannibalistic.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was last game the thisiswhyyourfat.com frenzy? If so, I’ve sent that to a few friends who are all blown away by it. For them, I say thank you, LGT.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I still have a lingering taste of vomit in my mouth.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know anyone who thinks those commercials are good.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pleased to meet you, my name is Jackson.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still not convinced you are serious.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps in an ironic way, but when Kay and Jared were going back and fourth with new ones every other week, it was awesome.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weglarz now 2-4 with 2 doubles and a RBI

by JP_Frost on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

May baseball!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

KKing Karl

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be so mad if I was a Tiger’s fan. Carl Pavano? CARL PAVANO?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

CARL PAVANO BITCHES.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s how I felt when Zito dominated us last year.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have something else I think will be helpful for the new people.

We have Ground Rules, and there are several of them, and it’s good to know them.

However, unlike most Internet forums, we have no rule against dating.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

READ THIS SHAMARIO!!1

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This includes both dating between posters and using this thread as a forum for your own date.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it count if posters were dating before they started posting?

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shh. We’re trying to build a brand here.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have been more clear. We allow and encourage both.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone is looking for advice for dates, I suggest copying a Jared commercial shot for shot.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I brought my notebook again today.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. If anything says true love, it’s definitely bribery by way of expensive “things.”

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I would laugh at a guy who seriously tried this.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Why did you bring that cute kid along for our third date?”

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also suggest serenading a girl outside of her window, straight up movie style.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

READ THIS MANHATTAN TRIBE FAN

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about just holding aloft a boombox and blasting “In Your Eyes”?

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to say that this move is a lot cheaper than hiring a mariachi band.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think looking like John Cusack would assist this strategy.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s all about theatrics. I support “I Think I Love You” and making a complete ass out of yourself.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This could work. I think she’s already OK with the fact that I’m a little bit goofy.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I just mixed up “public forum jokes” with “privately seeking advice from friends.” I need to not be involved in similar, simultaneous conversations.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s all about commitment, friend. If you go through it, you must ride it out. It’ll be legendary.

by JRontherim on May 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

¡Robertson!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hammy just jinxed us, I think.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

probably. Though he didn’t say it was his opinion.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I probably shouldn’t ask, but what did he say? I missed it.

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by salome on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

“robertson is in, game is over”

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

“According to some people in the Motor City”

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ShopaKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Can’t stop coughing. It’s not as bad as 24 hour hiccups, but it’s bad.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Today’s good news: I wasn’t exposed to swine flu after all. Just regular flu.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m relieved, but now I have too much orange juice.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta go with the v8 pomegrate blueberry

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had that problem. I would gladly bathe in orange juice.

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto. Tropicana Low-Acid OJ makes up about 10% of my daily caloric intake most days.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naked Juices people

Free LaPorta; when proper.

by Gradyforpresident on May 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hammy’s talking economics

by c9kay32 on May 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate Robertson’s glasses remain amazing.

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by vbc3 on May 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

come on, SS CHOO!

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It sounded like the announcer at the ballpark said Shin Choo Choo.

by Julie on May 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

He actually said Chin Soo Choo.

by supermarioelia on May 2, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlos Pena has 10 homeruns already? Where have I been?

by xrickx on May 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I had this same thought when he hit # 7 or 8.

Ben Francisco: An Outfielder only on baseball cards and roster sheets.

by westbrook on May 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Columbus might not have a AAA game tomorrow night but the party’s still on

Who’s with me

by JK in CBus on May 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Im starting to think Pavano is the real deal

by Tim1122 on May 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

By “real deal” you mean this years Paul Byrd?

by Toxicadam on May 1, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

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