Small Consolation? Yankees are Just as Bad

I think there's already been an intentional overreaction thread, so I offer this instead.  The Indians and the Yankees have performed similarly badly so far this year in most areas (although the Yankees have more wins).  Thus, the two teams have identical OBP:  .354.  Team ERA's are virtually the same:  Yanks at 5.88/Tribe at 5.86.  WHIP favors the Yanks, but not by much 1.53 vs. 1.6.  Identical fielding percentages (.985).  And so on.  I know one can probably find other statistics that reveal some differences, but the bottom line is that these two teams have both played poorly so far this year.  Since the season is NOT looking promising to say the list, perhaps we can change the rules and make it into a competition between the Yankees and the Indians?