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Game Thread: May 14, 2009

Cleveland Indians at Tampa Bay Rays, May 14, 2009 7:08 PM EDT


Lineups:

INDIANS (13-22): CF Grady Sizemore, SS Asdrubal Cabrera, C Victor Martinez, DH Shin-Soo Choo, 3B Jhonny Peralta, 1B Mark DeRosa, LF Ben Francisco, RF Matt LaPorta, 2B Luis Valbuena. RHP Fausto Carmona (1-4, 5.57).

RAYS (16-19): CF B.J. Upton, SS Jason Bartlett, 3B Evan Longoria, 1B Carlos Pena, DH Willy Aybar, RF Gabe Gross, LF Ben Zobrist, 2B Akinori Iwamura, C Michael Hernandez. RHP James Shields (3-3, 4.02).

With Fausto on the mound, Eric Wedge finally took the plunge and moved Jhonny to third.

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With Fausto on the mound, Eric Wedge finally took the plunge and moved Jhonny to third.

Jesus H.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What does this mean for Marte?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t be good. He just fell back another place on the depth chart.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodbye to whom, me or Agent M?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agent M doesn’t say goodbye. He flies at midnight.

by APV on May 14, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodbye to Andy. There’s no way hesticks with the organization past this season.

by Ryan on May 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he remembered to remind himself to bring his glove.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today’s science mystery: How and why did Jason Bartlett and B.J. Upton switch bodies? And what hilarious comic hijinks will ensue?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember how good Fausto once was?

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

He’ll be that great again tonight.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting to within 4.5 tonight would be absurd.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

One batter, one free out.

LGT.

by xrickx on May 14, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone think grady lost some speed maybe after his injury in the spring

koo koo ka chooooo

by kalitribe on May 14, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

oooh.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heegan: “[Tribe] hanging around the .500 mark”
Accurate?

Len Barker perfect game attendee

by SeattleVinny on May 14, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nine under is not hanging around the .500 mark.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be if they played 1000 games.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astute.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Present all-time record: 8,570-8,199.

by odradek on May 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the way that the nerd lunch tables were KIND of close to the cool kids’?

by JRontherim on May 14, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’d wish that they were hanging out at the .500 mark

by for the record on May 14, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that in the car. No.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So for all of the defending of Grady’s “swinging for the fences” instead of hitting for contact, how the hell is that defensible?

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is it indefensible? He saw the third baseman playing back, and thought he could get an easy single. He just blew it.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don’t understand how Droobs is hitting .320

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean, I knew he could, but he just has so many groundball singles.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They count those.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just can’t help but think “BABIP.”

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the normative BABIP or any given batter is variable. Batters who are faster and/or hit more line drives will have a higher BABIP, given equal luck.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Droobs has pretty good speed, but his line drive rate is only … 27%. Holy hell that’s a lot higher than I thought.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feel better?

Droobs is what Angels hitters could be, if their hitting coach wasn’t a dunce.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel a lot, lot better.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, his line drive rate is higher than you thought, as you said, but in regard to his grounders: I think he’s good at hitting up the middle, and I would think up the middle grounders are fielded less often than those hit elsewhere.

When I see Shoppach (for example) hit a grounder up the middle for a single, I think “luck,” i.e., total accident. When I see Droobs do it, I think skill, as it’s a result of his up-the-middle approach. Don’t know if this is right, but hey.

Baseball isn't boring. YOU ARE.

by Matt Y. on May 14, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, it feels like he’s hitting .520/

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

VICTOR IS KING

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

IT’S ALL EVENING OUT!

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Soon it’ll be night.

Baseball isn't boring. YOU ARE.

by Matt Y. on May 14, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone ever played the shift on Victor?

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

You cannot play the shift on Victor. Victor will play the shift on you.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking. He’s such a good contact hitter, it just doesn’t make sense to me.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is one of the rare extreme contact hitters, like Nomar, Gwynn, Boggs.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, you shift on vic, and he controls his bat to put the ball where nobody’s at.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only shift that could stop Victor requires 18 men on the field

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen it before. Victor isn’t really a pull hitter, so I’m not sure why they played it.

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, shift fail.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing this game at Tropicana, it kinda looks like Choo is playing in Japan at the Tokyo dome again.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, choo.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, get a run

Len Barker perfect game attendee

by SeattleVinny on May 14, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Choo’s kinda sucked lately.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s actually alternated good days with 0-fer days for almost two weeks. Alas, today is an 0-fer day if the pattern holds.

by peter m on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was kind of crappy.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Two guys who shortened their swing: on base.
Other chumps who didn’t: outs.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Good news is it saves Peralta from looking stupid.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah he really was setup for a huge strikeout there.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Judas priest.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Not gonna lie: I’m a huge fan of Evan Longoria.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I like almost all of the Rays.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy bananas Choo’s day-night splits for the season are large.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

For his career they’re pretty well even.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else afraid of Upton. He just screams breakout this series.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m a huge, huge fan of Upton, and always have been.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Upton, too.

I think we should just acquire Tampa Bay as whole.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he broke out last series, actually.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

JHONNY

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Gentlemen, let’s get to it. 2009 Maxim Top 100. Opinions?

by JRontherim on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

saw it on yahoo yesterday. #1 is crazy

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My opinion is, we don’t need to have this discussion here.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i knew not to dive much into it.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. You guys are pigs. Judging women is the lowest form of Internet discussion.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as Julie and I can dissect some list of dudes, you guys can have at it.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we kinda do that already, only our list is usually “the lineup.” :D

by Julie on May 14, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but we rarely break them down based on looks, which is what this Chyk List is about.

For the record, I’m not offended, I just don’t think turn about would be fair play. ;P

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be the lowest legal form of it.

Chuck’s rule applies. We’re all at a bar together, watching the game together, guys and girls. Anything you’d discuss in that setting should be okay here.

But by “you” I mean the general you, not you, Mario. You’re not allowed to say anything.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to anger Jay but I support the Top 10.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually the top 10 is all i’ve looked at

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here but really it’s a good list.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

any list that doesn’t have Kate Beckinsale at #1 fails imo

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

JHONNY HTIRD BHASE!

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

WEDGE IS A GENIUS!

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Peralta = Gold Glover

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Fat third baseman!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Doesn’t have the same ring to it…

by still ill on May 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had an echo, though.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 14, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great play Jhonny.

by JimmyAB on May 14, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Phat third baseman!

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 14, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

could he be or become an above average 3rd baseman defensively?

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

(looks for pic of Reyes shrugging)

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couscous is great

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Edamame. Victory.

by APV on May 14, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they aren’t mutually exclusive…

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So considering he can make that play, and none of our other 3rd base options actually dive for balls and get them….Jhonny can pretty well be a regular there, right?

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

If it means more playing for Valbuena and less for Francisco and Garko then I’m for it.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, isn’t that really the infield of the future? As soon as DeRosa’s gone, I hope they’ll align these guys like this full time

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m scared

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Just keep it down Fausto.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Fausto with the no-no in tact.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

z

Change up?

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Good pitch.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

nice change by Fausto

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I started him tonight. Gut feeling.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same. Unfortunately I have 3 Rays on my team. So…bud light for me.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that it matters at all, but does Marte have a better shot at being our long-term 1B over 3B? I’m talking like 0.0002 to 0.0003% but I think the odds have flipped.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Becasue of JP? I don’t think so.

by dgcambridge on May 14, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That, and the fact I’m looking over at 1st and seeing Garko/DeRosa/LaPorta have no idea what they’re doing with the glove.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Marte knows how to use a bat?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just looking at the offense we have there, it’s not a position of strength for us.

by dgcambridge on May 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No sarcasm. Averages for 1b last year: OBP/SLG: 0.356/0.463. Look at those three guys. Each of them has a chance to do that, but it’s not a solid bet. No?

Maybe LaPorta takes a step up and becomes that guy.

by dgcambridge on May 14, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yes, maybe I just need to start considering Victor as our 1b.

by dgcambridge on May 14, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think his best chance is being traded for a middle reliever.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d be a decent softball 3B.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victor Martinez anyone? or are you talking way long term?

Sometimes, I just like to b****.

by emd2k3 on May 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to think we could have Victor as a long-term first baseman (and backup catcher), but that will require a long talk about what kind of contract is appropriate to that role.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choo: you are not allowed to slump now. Don’t even start. I know, lots of other guys have done so, but you have to wait. Maybe in August.

by dgcambridge on May 14, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

V Martinez out at second on runner’s fielder’s choice.

ok, I was listening to something else when this happened. What exactly happened?

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch in the dirt, kicked away, Vic tried to take the extra base.

by xrickx on May 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Eventually Jhonny will be an everyday 3b”

Dammmit, Dero, stop K’ing.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm. So they still do that cowbell thing in Tampa. That will never get annoying.

by for the record on May 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

At least I can’t hear that one heckler guy anymore.

by zempf on May 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just about the comment on that…

God that guy was annoying

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha Ben Fran

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben should make a call to one of those Independent leagues before those spots fill up.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t see this above, sorry if it’s linked elsewhere. Per Castro, Jhonny doesn’t seem to be too happy about the idea of playing third. Or at least, the idea of bouncing back and forth.

“It’s not frustrating,” he said, “but I’d like to be at one position, instead of moving all the time.” When I asked him what he thinks of playing third tonight, he responded, “What do you think?” I think Jhonny’s upset.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Fhat 3rd baseman angry. OH NO!

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not like Jhonny is entrenched at SS.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And its not like he’s “moving all the time” either. For a guy trying to work his way out of being benched, he seems a bit ungrateful.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So option Garko

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jhonny should express his Fat Anger by not sucking.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he’s worried that it will mess with his well known ability to focus on what he is doing

by for the record on May 14, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually think it kind of is just that. I think he works hard on his defense and doesn’t want his effort diluted.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe his current prescription only allows him to see from SS to first and now he needs a new one

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a team I don’t hate, these guys play in one of my least favorite parks in all of baseball.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

A friend of my brother’s worked for the Rays for the past few years, and according to him, almost all the Tampa people hate it, too.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they still trying to get the sail boat place?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the financing fell through.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going with Longoria.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, on that list? Victor and Mike Young don’t belong on that list

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially Michael Young

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Rick and Matt didn’t get the memo about Ichiro not being Ichiro anymore.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Ichiro not being Ichiro catches on like Manny being Manny?

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don’t ever expect baseball announcers to say anything worthwhile.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess I kind of lost that memo for a moment.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a dream I was an announcer for some A-ball club and I was explaining OPS and OPS+ to the audience.

Sometimes, I just like to b****.

by emd2k3 on May 14, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, sir, need help.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for Bob Uecker.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harry Caray, Phil Rizzuto, Jack Buck, Ernie Harwell, Herb Score.

by odradek on May 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like a furniture store over there in left.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Fausto seems to be doing a good Fausto impersonation

by APV on May 14, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

All these grounders make Fred happy.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I read that as “makes Ferd happy”.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sucking would make Ferd happy.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like pitchers with good change ups.

Waiting for Rondon.

by Gradyforpresident on May 14, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I think we’re winning tonight.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Shields with 4 Ks already :(

We strke out a lot

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m tempted to credit Shields, but I’ve already used up all my hat tips this month.

by dgcambridge on May 14, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its not like this is new, but it still is painful to hear

by for the record on May 14, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go Indians. Score some runs. Win This game.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

5 of the last 6, SO. Do they dim the lights when we’re at bat?

If you believe it's just a game, you're probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.

by LeftyCatcher on May 14, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

The Grady Shift

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Can anyone think of anything they want to do less than read two live Boston playoff blogs on ESPN.com?

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

read 3 of ’em.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 14, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is anyone really that comfortable referring to Glen Davis as “Big Baby”? For me it falls in the category of “Big Papi”, but not nearly as bad.

by JRontherim on May 14, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Grady.

Never thought I’d have to say that.

I can’t help but think if Granderson didn’t catch that potential walk off, things for Grady and this team could be much different.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

sit down, Michelle

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Two outs on two pitches is my favorite Fausto.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Overly complicated patterns cut into fields get silly. Fake ones in the outfield on artificial turf are ridiculous.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

No XBH for Grady in his last….37 atbats now?

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, there was that home run.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We counting ifs and buts now?

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

29 pitches through 3 innings for Fausto

by APV on May 14, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Fausto with 29 pitches through 3 innings. Feels like 2007 again.

by for the record on May 14, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Fausto, 3 inn, 29 pitches. Great start.

If you believe it's just a game, you're probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.

by LeftyCatcher on May 14, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Great minds and all

If you believe it's just a game, you're probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.

by LeftyCatcher on May 14, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big rally in the 4th. Everyone ready? Get the lobster out.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 14, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m wearing my new rally cap. It’s made of bacon.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It can be a hat! It can be a beauty supply! It can be breakfast! It can draw bears!

by Julie on May 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady with 2 Fausto PO makes me sad, though.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

So did anyone notice that Fausto’s only thrown 29 pitches through 3 innings?

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

In Asdrubal I (still) Trust

by APV on May 14, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

THIS MAN KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Drubal me this Batman!

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Asdrubal is going to be a thousand times better than Pedrioa within 1 year and no one outside of Cleveland is ever going to notice.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Droobs need to de-seat a certain punkass for Allstar 2b

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Shift this, bitches!

by Julie on May 14, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Vic and Droobs carrying the offense again.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

this is dumb. Vic, put another one down the 3b line

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

make up your minds.. make em pay vic

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

If Grady could just find it, we’d have early leads all the time.

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Droobs juicin’?

LGT's resident Beer Advocate.

by LGT Patrick on May 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

He doesn’t need to

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steroids are made from Drubal DNA

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, REC

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choo!

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNS, JHONNY.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

We need Agent M and SF right now.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Behold the power of the bacon rally cap.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I am now a believer. Do you have to make your own, or is this something I can order online?

by for the record on May 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

now be honest… do you have a steak in that company?

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the best puns are those that cause physical pain

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should say, thought, that meat puns are the wurst… so I’m ambivalent here

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

its just that I find all of your puns so tripe…

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not a titan, but I’m scrapply…

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earn it, Peralta

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Anything but a DP

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

“PEEN-ya”

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoo!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I love shingles.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

You must be a hit in the retirement community.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can Charleston, too!

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blagh. That dance will forever be associated with one of the most mortifying experiences of my young life.

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You fell in the pool under the basketball court?

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by salome on May 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our elementary school music teacher (this is back in a time when our school system had you take music class every single year, like English or Math) used to put on musical “programs” for the parents: evening productions where we kids would stand and sing old Broadway tunes or newer pop “classics” by the likes of, say, Irene Cara or Barry Manilow. We would also have to do skits and dance numbers and etc.

I managed to duck all of these until fifth grade, when I guess my number finally came up. I suppose it could have been worse, but I wound up with three other luckless sots doing the Charleston on a brightly lit stage in front of 1000 parents and peers … while dressed in a bizarre, silvery “fish” costume and singing “The Codfish Ball.”

On the brighter side, one of the songs we had drilled into our heads yearly was that “50 State Song” (the one that basically lists all fifty states in alphabetical order). I parlayed this into a neat little parlor trick which won me many bets/free drinks in my college years.

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me your story, grandpa!

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Non-Peralta fail!

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Peralta non-fail.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah. I failed.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jhonnnny

If you believe it's just a game, you're probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.

by LeftyCatcher on May 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Revival in the making

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Random baseball reference with an extra [h]!

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Good baserunning.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And DeRosa too! Good day for third basemen. Where’s Agent M?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

keep it alive

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hold it, I’m getting my rally cap….

If you believe it's just a game, you're probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.

by LeftyCatcher on May 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is… so gross.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious LOL

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never mind…… grrrrr

If you believe it's just a game, you're probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.

by LeftyCatcher on May 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember liking Ben

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Your beans have caused a laffey.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

opposing Laffeys make me sad

by APV on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks good

by APV on May 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know… I may have to get some here shortly.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benfran really blows

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

The Ben Francisco treat fails

by APV on May 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have bunted.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or at least struck out.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, does Ben get to hang around until his OPS dips below 600?

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

probably. he found Casey’s wedge pics.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow he has hits in 8 of his last 9.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, if it’s what it takes to keep those pictures away from my eyes, I’m for him being permanently in the lineup.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Agent M play LF?

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but he can play first, and DeRosa can play Left. DO IT.

by JRontherim on May 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, don’t do it. Don’t do it unless we’re prepared to keep him up for the rest of the season. Which no way they’re preared to do right now.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember, kids, do not attempt to jump out of a plane with only a shopping cart.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

make sure the shopping cart is full of meat?

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that commercial, only for the disclaimer.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, it’s worth noting… Choo is just kind of dawdling along—hasn’t got hot yet—and yet is basically playing at Garko’s best-case ceiling.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

1 pitch one out!

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Fausto: 33 pitches, 23 strikes

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll take two more orders of that.

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit down Eva.

Hur hur.

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s Michelle?

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Know what I like better than Fausto throwing so few pitches? 2x more strikes than balls.

by FredOx on May 14, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Pena even pretending to bunt? They feel helpless again, folks. He’s BACKKKKKKKKK

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

stay back…. stay back…. stay back…..

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

(waits for Torii Hunter-like quotes)

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jhonny with the range.

Off to the pool, LGT!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on May 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

My favorite Fausto moment ever has to be the bug game. He adamantly refused to acknowledge the bugs’ presence.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, this place is chipper.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I was in the new Yankee Stadium yesterday for my niece’s graduation. After all the talk, I guess I was expecting it to make me taller and give me whiter teeth. It does have some pretty displays, though.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I would go if I had the opportunity.

I still haven’t been to New Busch Stadium, but I understand my dad may have a line on All-Star Game tickets.

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by salome on May 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did go to one of the games at New Yankee Stadium, by the way. Had great seats in left (mezzanine, just above the bleachers, front row fair territory), but went to the second game—the Reyes start where Lewis gave up a homer to Jeter in the eighth.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does it compare to Old Yankee Stadium?

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by salome on May 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yankees fans seem to hate it. I think it’s great—clean, open concourses, modern concession stands, a very nice outer ring, multiple entrances, and empty seats.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read that attendees were not allowed to sit in the “Legend’s” Seats. Did it look as absurd as it sounds?

by Pronktastic on May 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are the Legend’s Seats the grey ones closest to the field? If so, yeah, they were empty. I didn’t know why, though I had the stupid idea it had to do with Hillary Clinton security (she was the keynote).

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Odd that they should think Hillary would need that level of protection, experienced as she is at dodging sniper fire.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

[deleted, politics]

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

/checks expiration date on joke, sniffs, shrugs, puts it back in the fridge

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s one you can drink from the carton.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because you can’t even get to those seats without going through a private reception lounge, down a flight of stairs, through a huge dining area and bar, and then back up and out another stairway.

by JimmyAB on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dream vandalism is to replace “The Derek Jeter Era” sign with “The Jason Giambi Era.”

Of course, breaking that glass probably causes ninjas to drop from the ceiling on climbing rope.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fordham?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course. Since campus is so close to Yankee Stadium. Congrats to her, though. (A week from today for me.)

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats to you! The niece is a member here, though I haven’t seen her lately.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so there are more than three of us wimmin folk around here??

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. There are a few other women as well, but they don’t stop by often.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does she have your wit? If so, send her up to Canada.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I think she’s delightful, but I’ll admit to being more than slightly biased.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit to being more than slightly interested.

/creepily walks away to bottom of thread.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t want your niece going anywhere near Mario. He’s looking to be one of those cocky, one-dimensional M.D.’s with a trophy wife, weight and IQ both under 90.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he’s in Canada, so that’s in Metric. A Metric IQ of 90 is like 115 in America.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously you haven’t met many Canadians.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha Jay we have to finally meet. If only to confirm these characterizations.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll look for you in the strip clubs, playa.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha I KNEW you were enjoying Windsor strip clubs that day we were supposed to meet at Comerica.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme guess: at the end of the ceremony, when all the grads joyously tossed their mortarboards in the air, nearly all of them were carried out to the right field porch by a powerful gust of air.

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fausto’s indoor-outdoor splits this season are staggering….

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG LAPORTA’S TRYING TO PULL EVERYTHING

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice work with the hats of meat stuff guys, that was great.

by Ryan Kelsey on May 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

constant theft of grady’s hits

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I really would’ve preferred if he hit that toward third base with less velocity. Use the whole field, you know.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed. Sporting a .270 babip and 22.9% LD% this year, so that’s got to go up right?

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Droobs is so unstoppable, he even gets on on routine ground balls

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

VIC! SO AWESOME!

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

VICTOR!

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey hey hey Let’s GO VIC

by Ryan Kelsey on May 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m just gonna start calling Vic “Muscles”. I like it better than “Wheels”

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Adam’s on to something with this Victor Martinez character.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIFT THAT MADDON
Put an outfielder behind Upton next time

Len Barker perfect game attendee

by SeattleVinny on May 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Like I said before…you need 18 men to adequately shift for Victor

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beck reference?

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOVE LEADS reference.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec for mentioning Beck.

[redacted]

by salome on May 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fully support these last two innings.

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow! This is awesome. Choo on that, Maddon.

by JimmyAB on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Holly opposite field power! Take notes Grady.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously…. how can we get a lineup consisting of:

A. Cabrera — 2B
A. Cabrera — SS
V. Martinez — 1B
V. Martinez - C
S. Choo -
RF
V. Martinez - 3B
S. Choo -
LF
A. Cabrera — DH
G. Sizemore — CF

With, y’know an extra Grady on the bench for when he starts hitting again.

?

by Logodaedalus on May 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, gte619n. We were bored with gte1a through 619m.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

From searching “I love Shin Soo Choo”. Huh.

by JRontherim on May 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

There’s nothing I can say other than Oh My God.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s frightening.

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by salome on May 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would not let him around my livestock

This could ruin a meathat business in no time

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It would be difficult to throw a strike with that Choo staring you down.

by for the record on May 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good things guys, good things.

LGT's resident Beer Advocate.

by LGT Patrick on May 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

How’s everything looking tonight?

by gte619n on May 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is fun.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

We should’ve been pwning like this all season.

by joeee on May 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I like being in the lead.

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I like being in the lead with Fausto dealing with a pitch count of 40 in the 5th inning

by AllenSmith on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Jhonny. Join the Dhoubles club.

by JimmyAB on May 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Whalks are nice, too.

by JimmyAB on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whe whill celebrhate a whalk.

Okay, that went too far.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I see no reason to pitch to Jhonny with Ben Francisco up next.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That was absurd.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It was also DeRosa.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh, PINCH HIT!

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s not that exciting.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought infield singles were things that happened TO us, not things we could GET.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

My world is all topsy turvy.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infield Singles: An ABC Afterschool Special.

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on May 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

f u BJ

There is a Santa Claus, and he’s in Detroit on May 2nd

by Clevo's Finest on May 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Boooo

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by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

The fact he took that pitch was almost as good as a homer for my confidence in JP.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

DROOBS!! OH MY GOD.

by gte619n on May 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Jhonny, that’s why you need to learn 3rd.

by Ryan Kelsey on May 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooooh, DRUBAL. That was special.

by Julie on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I like this alignment.

by supermarioelia on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s it. I’m buying a Droobs jersey.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Droobs is like what everybody thinks Jeter was.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, that was impressive.

by JP_Frost on May 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

If you want to see impressive you should see the “captain” make that play.

by JimmyAB on May 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, only have audio on
Maybe it will show up in web gems tonight

Len Barker perfect game attendee

by SeattleVinny on May 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

But then you’d have to watch Baseball Tonight… sooo… sorry man.

by gte619n on May 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what channel is MLBN in the upper northwest?

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got Comcast in Atlanta and it’s 825 for us. Unfortunately though, I don’t get it.

by gte619n on May 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

419 Comcast in Portland

Len Barker perfect game attendee

by SeattleVinny on May 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit, come on Fausto. ignore the guy on base if it helps your FOCUS.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

If I could Photoshop:

The scene from the end of Aladdin, with Jasmine in the giant hourglass. Ben Francisco as Jasmine.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

this made me lol

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d consider doing it if I had any idea what scene you mean. I give you points for remembering any specific scene other than A Whole New World.

by JRontherim on May 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched Aladdin earlier this year for the first time since, like, 1995 or so. It hasn’t aged well.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dissent.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on May 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I got spoiled rotten by Pixar in the meantime.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on May 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have to agree. It makes me realize that I never actually thought about the Middle East except in the context of Aladdin until after people my own age started getting shot there. The smarminess of the script just makes it worse.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i have no idea either. benfran as female just seems appropriate.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the climactic sequence. Jafar’s got the Genie, he’s a giant snake with Aladdin caught in a ring of fire.

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vaguely, vaguely familiar. A couple of quick google images searches gave me nothing.

by JRontherim on May 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fausto…. c’mon…

by gte619n on May 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon, let’s get a Laffey and get at it again.

by Ryan Kelsey on May 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

LaPorta OPS: .825

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Willis: “Fausto, this is what we call a ‘lead.’ You may remember them from 2007.”

by fleerdon on May 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

perfectly acceptable.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok. Let’s keep it together. 2 down.

by JimmyAB on May 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

SIT DOWN AGAIN, MICHELLE

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

NEW GAME THREAD

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure how i feel about this. the real 2009 is finally here.

FE WEE

by westbrook on May 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jhonny looks pretty smooth over there.

by gte619n on May 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

“Michel, my belle….something something something in German……My Michel.”

by RD74 on May 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

French.

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by salome on May 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEW GAME THREAD

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on May 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

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