Game Thread 2: May 27, 2009
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14.40 and climbing. A second out would be heavenly.
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by vbc3 on May 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
New thread rally
by AhhhhCHOO! on May 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally thread!
LGT’s resident Beer Advocate.
by LGT Patrick on May 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tied 3-3 in comments wiht the other new thread.
FE WEE
by westbrook on May 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am about to stop watching before the 1st is over.
LGT’s resident Beer Advocate.
by LGT Patrick on May 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh rly
by AhhhhCHOO! on May 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh no I don’t know which one.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FE WEE
This team and its starting pitcher are bad for this game. By the transitive property, if this thread is bad for the game, then the Indians are bad for this thread.
I’m rooting for the rainout, just as I was in the Toronto series. Had that game rained out (I think it was the first of the series and the fourth of the year), that whole series could have turned out differently. We were not prepared for that particular game.
Guys! Guys! Guys!
I told you Ben owns Andy!
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
Hopefully he keeps it up!
Len Barker perfect game attendee
by SeattleVinny on May 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah was talking to my mom when it happened. Knew it was Jhonny, wasn’t sure if it was a makeable play.
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It was tough but makable. DeRosa most likely makes it. Longoria definitely makes it with absolutely no problem.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Tough to say. It was a tough hop. I don’t know how many other first baseman catch that.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ran through the stop sign!
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
Consider the source.
No, not you. Your helmet!
by PatBordersHelmet on May 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else enjoying Carl? This guy just seems cool.
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
Garko ran through Skinner’s stop sign!!!
No, not you. Your helmet!
by PatBordersHelmet on May 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha Carl is so pumped.
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
I caught Manning telling him to come join them in the booth. I’ll wait until the end of the inning to watch the whole thing…
OK, now.
I believe in Carl Pavano.
Yeah. I agree. Just have him leave when Grady comes up apparently.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically Carl was pumped that the team was coming back.
He said all the good things a teammate does but it didn’t sound hokey.
He seems to really be enjoying himself.
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
It was one of the best interviews ever.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Pavano?
Len Barker perfect game attendee
by SeattleVinny on May 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. My question: Where can I get a Gatorade machine?
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
No. But BenFran is the answer against Sonnanstine.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The righties are seeing the grip in Sonnanstine’s hand. That’s why the righties hit so well against him. The lefties have trouble because they can’t see the grip. Sonnanstine hesitates his hand in the air before releasing the ball.
If I’m figuring right, Sonanstine is responsible for boosting BenFran’s career OPS by about 35 points, from about 735 without to 770 with.
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
by Jay on May 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Watching the Carl interview and missed a run scoring, apparently. Freaking shootouts.
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OR high school. Adorable. He looks about 12.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh here we go.
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by vbc3 on May 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Since we’re done with Tampa for the year, it’s time to trade Ben right? I’m sure we could convince someone that Ben is the new AL East market inefficiency.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
It’d be neat if every team in the AL agreed to continually trade Ben to the next team facing Sonnanstine.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Good plan. Tell Shap to start calling around.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
And then we can laugh back at him for this team he’s put together. Hah, so there.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
“That’s gonna stay in, isn’t it?”
Manning, you’re worse than some chump sitting next to me in the bleachers.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
He irritates the hell out of me, but I couldn’t answer Julie’s question last night about who was worse, him or Underwood.
I believe in Carl Pavano.
It is easy. Underwood is dumb. Manning isn’t so bad.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Almost exactly. I like Manning except when he starts getting preachy. And that probably isn’t the right word.
Then he just makes me laugh. especially the sunglasses rants. Those are the best.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The decline has already begun, shop him already.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
I never went out on weeknights. I lived in Parma Hts., all my friends lived in Lyndhurst and Cleveland Hts.
Il faut d'abord durer.
You weren’t a firstborn, were you? :)
I noticed to my irritation that “the rules” were greatly relaxed by the time they reached my youngest brother (the fourthborn).
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Well my family curfew was whenever I wanted but yes I am a firstborn.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Greg Aquino: “Of course I’ll strike out Longoria… I have a 0.00 ERA.”
by jayme on May 27, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Go Victor
One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play
by new zealand tribe fan on May 27, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
So what did Grady do? How does someone “pop into a force out?”
Oh, and Victor!!!
Baseball isn't boring. YOU ARE.
You guys are time machining the crap out of me.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
Chooooooooooooooo
One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play
by new zealand tribe fan on May 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
I tried one. It was gross. Haven’t tried another. I guess I haven’t had a very wide selection. But it just seems like it’s gross. I stick with Gin Bucket, Party Juice, and jello shots.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a frat party beer. I think it was Bud Light.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Which ones? Gin Bucket and Party Juice?
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Gin Bucket- Lemonade and Vodka.
Party Juice- Fruit punch and Vodka and sometimes Sprite.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah there was a debate early in the year about what to call it. I think in the south they call it party juice and occasionally substitute Kool Aid for Hawaiin Punch
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss college, where you actually have debates over the names of party drinks.
Oh wait, I’m doing that now.
My Cincinnati friend still insists it is called Jungle Juice.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it’s lame. Remember frat boys named it.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I just looked it up and it seems as though it actually is suppossed to use gin. And you’ll need a turkey baster.
Maybe they do. Someone told me it was Vodka. Liar.
by ClemsonGirl on May 27, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
As noted in the definition, a proper gin bucket must be consumed using a turkey baster. In some regions, a gin bucket is properly drunk by first gathering 6-10 friends and 2 turkey basters.
Well, when you have 2 turkey basters you know you have a party.
You’ve made at least 80 comments in the past 2.5 hours. By the time I finish writing this, you’ll probably be up to 90. That’s well above your average of around 20 posts a day, which is probably the greatest rate of any poster. By the end of this season you will have passed everyone in posting quantity with the possible exception of Jay, although at his current rate you might have a shot at his alltime leading comment volume.
Does it make me a jerk for saying this? Probably. I can’t keep up with the volume of posts on this site. I’ll have to stop trying.
LG W’s FB
No offence dude, but we’re not in this thread to provide content for you. Read whatever the hell you want, but try not to waltz in here and criticize posting frequency of all things.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey if you can’t take the heat, get out of the game thread.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I mean, what do you want me to do? It’s late on a rainy humid Wednesday night. If you want to email me about some problem you’ve got with my posts, I’ll leave you my email address.
FE WEE
I’ve tried three times to reply to you or mario, and my comp has frozen each time.
You’re free to ignore my remarks, but I ask that you be considerate of the volume so that other people can join in. Just consider it—all that I ask.
I’ve tried three times to reply to you or mario, and my comp has frozen each time.
It was probably a sign.
by supermarioelia on May 28, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I kinda thought you were kidding. You weren’t kidding?
by jakesinger777 on May 28, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I could post a jpeg of a DJ winding back the record, yell “psyche!” and take it all back, right? You know, let it blow over. Is that still in play?
Or I could admit that I really wasn’t kidding. Just my 2 cents, guys. Time for me to move on.
Didn’t mean to show you up Westbrook—sorry it came out like that. You keep on doin’ your thing.
I’m doing Shap’s work for him. We need to trade Francisco to the Blue Jays.
Career against BOS/BAL/NYY/TB:
149 plate appearances. 1111 OPS.
Just do it.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ben Fran’s OPS against the AL Central in 306 career plate appearances: 600
There’s something wrong here.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Still very good. He has good numbers against all 4 teams.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I said something similar at work today. I made sure I knocked on a wooden object afterward.
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/virtually impossible not to misinterpret this.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey, this is just how we northern boys roll.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but we have better teeth.
I have no idea whether this is true or not. I saw it in a movie once.
by supermarioelia on May 28, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
You can’t rec comments within your own household. SBN should monitor IP addresses for this purpose.
by supermarioelia on May 28, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I do prefer Northern Boys. They’re edgier. I like southern accents though.
by ClemsonGirl on May 28, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha no kiddin, I’m like the opposite of edgy. I’m like a circle. Which I guess is the opposite of a square…hey sweet, I’m not square anymore!
by supermarioelia on May 28, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. It’s true. It may not be like a real thing but the accents and the yes ma’am’s do not give off an edgy vibe.
by ClemsonGirl on May 28, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I know almost only Northern people and I don’t know a whole lot of edgy ones. I guess I’m not 100% clear on what you mean by edgy..
by jakesinger777 on May 28, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know either. That’s just what I call it. Sorry for the confusion.
by ClemsonGirl on May 28, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
The one thing I hate about this team is that every guy that is left on 2b feels like a huge missed opportunity (considering our bullpen problems). No matter what the score.
Its going to take a long time to shake that feeling.
What problems? All I see Aquino and Raffy B being balllllller.
by supermarioelia on May 27, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. I’m still half-freaking out whenever an opposing player gets on base. Especially after the 6th inning.
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Me too. At that point I go ahead and give them an extra run in my head.
by ClemsonGirl on May 28, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I kinda wish the Jake’s scoreboard would flash PITCHING CHANGE like Gameday does, only in 50-foot high letters.
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Does Jensen get sent down for Raffy P when the time comes?
by supermarioelia on May 28, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
1/5 of the way to the end of our winning streak!
by jakesinger777 on May 28, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Damn, what an awesome bullpen!
If you believe it's just a game, you're also probably wondering why Santa keeps skipping your house every year.
Are you kidding? They are going to party all night in the Flats. Wednesday night is hopping down there.
(this is sarcasm)
You can throw a house party for the price of a VCR and not have to clean up afterwards.
by jhon on May 28, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well the house is the price of the VCR. Party stuff may cost more.
by ClemsonGirl on May 28, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
i should tell (retell?) my Danys Baez/Shooters story sometime.
after a while, i wasn’t sure if he was trying to get me drunk or my hot female friend.
You know Selig? Ombudsman.
Probably you. She was just sober-bait.
"I gotta be honest, I dunno much about the climate in Japan." - Matt Underwood
there are memories, there are lasting images and then there’s watching Baez point at each of us in a semicircle facing him say “CORONA! CORONA! CORONA! CORONA! CORONA!”, and then starting at the beginning again saying “TEQUILA! TEQUILA! TEQUILA! TEQUILA! TEQUILA!”, and having his “assistant” come back with all 10 on a tray within the minute.
good times.
You know Selig? Ombudsman.
Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. After dropping a Lee start, It’s especially nice to win when Fausto bombs and Zachson struggles.
The Tribe’s starting pitching situation still gives me cold sweats, but this is starting to feel … dare I say it … right.
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Huff the team’s life is in your hands.
Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute
I shudder to think
Len Barker perfect game attendee
by SeattleVinny on May 28, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
That was a scary sentence. Please let me be wrong.
by ClemsonGirl on May 28, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions

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