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Game Thread: June 14, 2009

St. Louis Cardinals at Cleveland Indians, Jun 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT



Lineups:

NDIANS (28-36): 2B Jamey Carroll, LF Mark DeRosa, 1B Victor Martinez, RF Shin-Soo Choo, 3B Jhonny Peralta, DH Ryan Garko, CF Ben Francisco, SS Luis Valbuena, C Kelly Shoppach. LHP Cliff Lee (3-6, 3.17).

CARDINALS (34-29): SS Brendan Ryan, LF Rick Ankiel, 1B Albert Pujols, RF Ryan Ludwick, DH Nick Stavinoha, C Yadier Molina, CF Colby Rasmus, 3B Tyler Greene, 2B Jared Shumaker. RHP Chris Carpenter (4-0, 1.23).

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Now that Manny Acta has been fired, I am ready to fire Eric Wedge and hire Manny Acta.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I was not aware of this.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like trying to judge a teacher. We can guess at how the kids should be “performing,” but we don’t really know. Maybe they would be worse with another teacher. Maybe they would be better with a screamer. Maybe they’re having problems at home. If you can’t look at the overall test scores, because of the individuals involved, what do you look at?

Perhaps we should look at the little things, like capitalization, or whether students can write a paragraph that is not just a sentence that goes on and on, but rather is divided into discrete thoughts, and if they can not, maybe the student is just lacking in ability, and in that case, we should look at the student himself or herself, but it does seem to be the teacher’s fault if the whole class has similar problems, and maybe it is best to compare to other classes, but correct for the students involved.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

There’s no “I” in our team.

Seriously, it’s missing.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

“There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in ‘pie,’ so there’s an eye in ‘meat pie,’ and ‘meat’ is an anagram of ‘team’…”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anybody happen to hear me on Toledo radio?

They asked about Alex White. I absurdly asserted he might be in the bullpen for ’10 playoff run.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t hear you. It’s possible.

I only caught a half-inning of today’s UNC game. Does anyone have anything to add on him other than “threw lots of pitches, struck out lots of guys”?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Likes the splitter away to left-handers. Is going to have a rude awakening about high fastballs in pro ball. Doesn’t give in when behind in the count.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed this before. Thanks.

A rude awakening in July of 2010 apparently.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, that’s true of basically every strong-armed college pitcher.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be the only person you know who could have picked up the actual signal, and you didn’t email me.

Unbelieveable.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was sort of thrown together.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know sports radio talked Tribe in this town. WKNR?

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

1370 am? benchwarmers? I think Jay did it once.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WSPD. I’m joshin, by the way, I almost never have the radio on.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assumed so. My coworkers here at summer camp listened. Chicks were totally impressed.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you then impress them some more with your knowledge of reality tv?

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, it basically dawned on me that I was no longer college-aged when my sister told me I was too old to audition for The Real World.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who ever has the radio on? Tollbooth workers?

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m at the computer and have some work to catch up on, so I just have the radio on next to me.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a radio outside of the car.

Though there is an unopened walkman (tape deck, radio) that I found when I moved into my house. It’s a sticker from Walgreens for 9.99 on it.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still rock the Walkman when I mow the lawn every now and again.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harkens back to the days when I’d have to stand on my head and wiggle my ears to get 107.9 The End in on that sucker.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

me, right now. Other than live baseball, I assume you mean? DERROS

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

For anyone who doesn’t realize this is Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BASEBALL SUCKAZ!

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like Hafner is abandoning us. We need him tonight.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that a quick pre-game LGT thread-review should be mandatory for the Tribe right before they take the field. Keep em grounded, remind em who they’re playing for.

by pdxtribefan on Jun 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would work well.

“Who the hell is Stomp?”
“How #$%^ing long has it been since we cut Fernando, anyway?”
“Hey, how’d they know we call him ‘Baboo’?”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Baboo at that. That’s probably just Pronk, though. Maybe Kerry too.

by pdxtribefan on Jun 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This mini craze in fast food must end.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

My favorite LGT poster, I think.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be in and out tonight, but LGT. And let’s shut down the couple Cardinals I like, too.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

My attention span will be up and down as I’ll be doing practice GMAT Qs at the same time, but I’ll pop in from time to time. LGT!

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

What kind of master’s are you looking for?

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably gonna be a straight MBA, if I end up going. I just finished undergrad and have a couple months off before my job starts, so I wanted to be proactive and take the test now.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be fun. I loved my business undergrad.

Although I’m biased; basically every other graduate degree sounds better to me than a J.D. right about now.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it’s gonna come down to what my company’s attitude towards sending people to get their MBAs is, whether or not I feel like I need it, whether or not I want to switch careers, etc..stuff that is too soon to tell.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a buddy who’s up to his armpits in debt from law school now who comes up with a new fake job he’s applying for every day. Yesterday’s was “sub-Saharan warlord.”

By which I mean, best of luck. There’s a good chance I’ll be putting my accounting to work again myself.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I have a pretty good job lined up, hopefully it’ll be somewhat secure, and I may not want to give that up in a couple years.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 MORE DAYS OF CLASS FOR ME FOREVER!!!

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Wedge is awake for tonight’s game.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He likes the yellow amp energy drink.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this is Chris Carpenter’s best year ever so far.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Morgan, Steve Phillips I detest you both.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Couple of guys that are hard to like.

I always feel bad for Dan Schulman, though, since he gets paired a lot with Dickie V during basketball season. That’s a lot of yelling and a lot of touching.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. It’s amazing he hasn’t killed Joe Morgan yet.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

For as brilliant as Miller looks next to Morgan I find it annoying how he has to remind me of the proper way to pronounce a Spanish name.

I’m listening on the radio.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? It always bothers me when announcers can’t even come close. It’s like, a, you get paid to do this, and b, it’s a #$%^ing phonetic language.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see where you’re coming from. There’s just something specifically about Miller doing it that bothers me.

Quick backstory, Miller elbowed my grandma in the face once and called her a punta.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He called her a “tip”? Sure you didn’t mean “puta”?

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll buy that he’s a total pendejo, though.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to think if I should commit to punta and try to incorporate “tip” into an insult or just move on from a bad joke.

I don’t know crap about Spanish, unless you count three years of high school Latin.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need another series win. Must keep up with our division, as everybody beats the NL, except the kitties.

by pdxtribefan on Jun 14, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What does everyone think of Shaq Fu coming to Cleveland?

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m excited if we get rid of Wallace and Pavlovic’s contracts for him. We’d still need another big guy, I think, but if you can 20 minutes out of him and Z next year, that’s a big step in the right direction.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

20 minutes each, I mean.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. It’s the right move.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you know what we need? Another 37 year old in the front court. Ugh, I’m really against this one — especially if there’s any chance whatsoever we could use wallace and sasha to get boozer and AK47 from Utah.

by mrich on Jun 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m for it. Anyone off the top of their head know Shaq’s contract? Specifically years?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

one more year at $20MM according to Windy.

by mrich on Jun 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

One more year, as in the 2009-2010 season? Am I correct in thinking that we can replace Ben’s expiring contract with Shaq’s, and if Shaq is terrible we can get something for him at the deadline?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wha’t “unlikely” about Lud hitting cleanup?

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was rough.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told the guys in Toledo we were going to win tonight because the Indians hit good pitchers better than bad pitchers. Or something.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I support killing seagulls

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

When I was younger I accidentally threw a rock at a seagull’s neck to try and scare it away. I didn’t try to hit its neck, but it did. I was at the beach so we continue walking, then walk back to see some old guy washing out the seagull’s bleeding neck and some little boy asking his dad what happened to it.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

so…. this is a little bit disturbing…

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I am over it, felt bad at the time, but they might as well be rats.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This scene will definitely be in the LGT movie.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

In slow motion, 300 style?

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you’re right.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty tired of the seagull storyline.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Also! The Pujols storyline.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

More-so than the Choo puns?

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of puns in general, though Choo’s do get tiresome. Your name was great when you first started posting, for example, and now it’s not funny anymore. No offense or anything.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. If I could change it I would, oh well!

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that an intentional solid white avatar?

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about deleting my seagull FanPost just to make a statement. A very quiet, inconsequential statement.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go tribe! I’ve got my favorite baseball beer tonight, the Brooklyn Brewery ‘55 Pennant Ale. It’s amazing I’ve never paired it with LGT and MLB.com audiocast. Er…trio-ed.

by thevicar on Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m about to pass out from hunger, but I don’t feel like leaving my house, late afternoon Indians is good stuff. This limits my choices.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I am in Berkeley!

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I spent 6 weeks there one summer and went to a bunch of A’s games. Easy to get there. Super cheap tix available on the street.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went fishing in Berkeley once and managed to sprain my ankle and break a finger. Just unfortunate.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Find the zone, punk.

by afh4 on Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

That is a sweet look with the striped stirrups.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

TORONTO—Immediately after pitching a complete game shutout for his league-leading 10th win Sunday, Blue Jays ace Roy “Doc” Halladay retired to the Rogers Centre press room to take questions from the complete lack of reporters in attendance. “I feel pretty good right now, and I want to keep that going,” said Halladay, directing his comments toward a stack of folding chairs that had not even been set out. “Doc, do you feel that your amazing start has been flying completely under the radar?” asked Halladay in a deep voice somewhat resembling that of Toronto Star columnist Richard Griffin, before responding that he expected no accolades for his 43 career complete games, 141 career wins, 1,375 career strikeouts, 2003 Cy Young award, or incredible durability. Halladay, upon asking and therefore receiving no further questions, stood up, looked around the room for a long moment, and slowly walked back to the clubhouse.

I heart the Onion sports.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s Clifton Phifer to you, Jake.

by pdxtribefan on Jun 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, the tree across street literally just got struck by lightning. Like, their is flaming bark in the street. This is second time in my life that’s happened. Crazy.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Get a picture, and someone photoshop that Rally Hawk on top of it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s a rally hawk? The fire is already out, it’s a torrential downpour. There is no way that I’m not going to lose power sometime soon.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll try to find it later. From a ST thread if I recall correctly.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a regular season game I’m pretty sure.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

there ya go, Cliff. Now teach Ohka how to do that.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Enuff free passes, Clifton.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I have no problem with walking Pujols, and I think Morgan is sort of wrong. Don’t pitch up to Pujols.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I nearly dueced my pants on Lud’s flyout.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I have never heard of this hitter..

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I am here for Baboo’s first at-bat.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I am here for his first HR!

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shaq Fuuuuuu!

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Did this officially happen?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I just like the way it sounds/reads.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, “Shaq Fu!” is my go-to phrase tonight.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

DERO

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk and a blast. I like it.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish we were good. DeRosa would be much more valuable.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Sucking in 2008 didn’t hurt our return for Blake.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa: “Just you try and trade me, bitches.”

by woodsmeister on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually every time he does that I hear a cash register.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are rec’d, sir.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the alternate universe where I have and can operate Photoshop, there’s a hardcore Shapiro/Antonetti/Slumdog Millionaire thing happening right now.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can further explain this to me, I might be able to get this done… in a couple weeks.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think, by the time I wrote it out, it wouldn’t be funny anymore.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to trade him anymore….

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

You guys…

He has to be good to trade him for anything worth the trouble.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I love him…

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You love the Cleveland Indians.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes of course. And him. I hate when we trade people I love. It makes me sad.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa!!!

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Jun 14, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, Cliff…. this may be all you get. Make it happen.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

On pace for infinity runs.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we might win if this happens.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

How could Indians win? Game would never end.

by odradek on Jun 14, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHAQ FU!

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Time machine?

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the Cavs, but this should probably stop.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost Shaq Fu

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

See JB, what you said right there, that’s what’s called “encouraging me.”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to score more runs on Carpenter before he gets into a groove.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I hear DeRosa’s name to the tune of Zooropa when that happens.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, now I do too. How is the tune of Zooropa ever in your head?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This also happens when I go to Qdoba. Better to go to Pete’s.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a sick, sick man.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a Nelson Muntz HaHaa for opposing pitchers who walk guys then get burned.

by pdxtribefan on Jun 14, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

The HaHaa is that the pitcher is facing the Cleveland Indians.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve Phillips: utility infielders are sub-standard infielders pretty much wherever you put them. I don’t think this is true. They can defend they just can’t hit…

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

They’re both generalizations.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

For example: Josh Barfield. Can do neither.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why he’s a pinch runner, not a utility infielder.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, Angel Berroa.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

*fielders. And, if they aren’t good fielders, what are they doing on a baseball team.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you know Shaq Fu just don’t pay attention to Phillips, he is Shaq Fu dump Rasmus!

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s how I think about utility infielders, typically…

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, isn’t that backwards? If they can’t field, then they better be really good hitters. But if they are really good hitters, they probably aren’t bouncing around too much. It’s usually the other way around, no?

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant I agree with you, not Phillips.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, thanks. I was seeing red.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

watching the Cardinals will do that to you?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is Phillips a utility announcer – he can think but not speak that well?

by pdxtribefan on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every thing is hit hard so far!

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHA. That was awesome.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Should be E, Rasmus.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No error, one of those dumb plays where because he didn’t touch the ball, he didn’t make a play on it, no matter how poor the defense was.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was just a bad theological joke.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, you’re right. A really bad theological joke. I have always found the Northern Renaissance to be a poor place to look for humor.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, c’mon…. are there any countries more inherently funny than Belgium? I mean… just say it out loud… “Belgium”

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

A gratuitous use of the word Belgium, but not in a screenplay.

by woodsmeister on Jun 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

“You act as if I’ve just said something unspeakable rude.”

“You have.”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Please don’t turn me into a bowl of petunias

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tough audience. Damn. Wait, damn YOU!

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I HAVE A GOOD THEOLOGICAL JOKE!

Why shouldn’t you piss off an agnostic?

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might burn a question mark in your yard.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Why shouldn’t you piss off an agnostic?

by woodsmeister on Jun 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am totally in favor of expanding the error rulings. They’re way too strict right now. Not that it’s of any importance.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it shouldn’t be.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the day Jhonny hhits for the cychle.

by woodsmeister on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Did they really rule that a triple?

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jhonny is a Dhouble, a Shingle and a Hhomer away from the Chycle!

by thevicar on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

And he smiled! He doesn’t smile enough.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Who does, though?

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Randa.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice pick at third.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Literally, everything is hit hard. Looking good so far boys.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow Jhonny triple, better get my wife to record the delayed ESPN coverage, be worth just to see that happen.

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Jun 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

won’t you be able to watch the archived game on MLB.tv?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes could do that. ESPN here are showing game 5 followed SNB, so could record both given it is Monday afternoon here and I’m at work.

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Jun 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had actually never seen Lonesome Dove before this weekend. SHAQ FU it’s awesome.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So killing seagulls is the key to success, right?

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I was recently watching that music video a couple of weeks ago. I really can’t imagine why. But, I know that song is already a go to punchline, but that video alone makes ZERO sense. It’s almost frustrating.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

AURORA COMES IN VIEW-EW-EW….

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hire 4 pitch innings.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

If Lee keeps getting these, he’ll be able to go at least 14 innings….

Too bad about that 21 pitch first…

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, nice inning.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I stepped away for 3 minutes and I missed an inning. Wow.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I did the same.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over on the radio
Lee’s thrown 1 pitch on espn360.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Really, that was three outs already? Are we sure? Milton?

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hate screaming in commercials.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

My big one is commercials that start with alarm clocks.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

“The bunt is a bad play. You want to swing the bat and hit a double.” – Steve Phillips.

Brilliant.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Factually accurate.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach plays fundamental baseball

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If not moronically obvious.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the network that had Tim McCarver talk about how getting a hit is selfish, while hustling to beat out a double play is selfless.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

McCarver typically works on Fox. Was he on a segment or something?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. No. I was all confuzzled.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They all suck.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the excuse I’m going to use.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valbuena got screwed there.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

He almost looked safe…

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooo

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice bounce.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, are the Keystone Kops in their outfield?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, has anything not been hit hard?

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck Kelly tackle the guy

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Shaq Fu**

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach is the worst player on this team.

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I only have audio… was it not close?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Skinner’s defense, I think my grandmother could have made it a closer play.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball was there easily a second or two before Kelly started to slide.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could have taken a shit

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The fireworks after that feel all ironic.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It was me shooting at Skinz.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

just saw it… idiot

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi, SuperNintendo Chalmers!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This would get a rec if you’d left out the caption

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gave it to ya. Maybe I’m an easy reccer.

by thevicar on Jun 14, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re just trying to be promoted into a rector

by Logodaedalus on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I’d all but forgotten about Chalmers. “Gotta hand it to you, Skinner, you sure can steam a good ham.”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach ra-ah-an, he ran so far away-ay-ay.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my god, I kept waiting for Shoppach to enter the frame of that shot and I waited and waited and waited and then he finally made it to home where the ball was.

He is a SLOW man.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

And not even the slowest guy on the team.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he never even touched the base.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You would think Skinz would know his players by now.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see another angle on it. I think it would have been closer had he been running the whole time. I think he stopped a third.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good defense? WHAT?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Their infield has been very good tonight.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillips, kids these days play more games by the time their in high school than many MLBers played in their entire lives.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, my their/there/they’re has been atrocious tonight.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a primer on this site, like the one for HTML code.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was an English major, and a bit of a grammar nazi. I’m just WAY off in my typing tonight.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how you got one wrong and one right in the same sentence.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rented MLB 2k9 out of curiosity, I’ve played like 4 total games, and Steve Phillips’ commentary already makes me want to fall face first into a knife.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Turn off the commentary, sir.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll resort back to what I do during almost all sports games, turn off the volume and listen to my iPod.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay a Grady interview

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

My timing rocks. We left to go to the team store to use our Grady coupons and we were in the store when the Grady interview came on. I stopped shopping and stood in the middle of the store and watched. I was shocked that I was the only person doing this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHAQ FU

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m clueless. What does this mean?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m clueless. What does this mean?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a rumor that Shaq is coming to the Cavs. So we’re shouting SHAQ FU regularly as if it’s already happened.

It’s kind of like yelling “Mom?!” in a crowded grocery store.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like reading the explicit scenes of trashy romance novels at a very audible level in grocery stores.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, never wait in line with me when the sexy tabloids and women’s mags are out, I’m the very worst.

“TWENTY NEW SEX TRICKS THAT WILL MAKE HIM WORSHIP AT YOUR FEET! SEX TRICK NUMBER ONE…”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss reading the headlines on the Weekly World News. It was a sad day when they ceased publication.

by woodsmeister on Jun 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I miss tabloids being ridiculous, now they’re just bitchy. I really don’t care that Jessica Biel went into public with a zit. Hell, I’ll do it too, then she and I can have something to talk about.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and I are one in the same on this. Anytime I’m with a friend I will do anything I possibly can to embarrass him. And it gets vulgar. “Oh, we should try this!”

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just a self-defense mechanism for me if I’m out with any of my college buddies. One of my friends once checked out a motorized shopping cart and followed us around the store asking us to get things off high shelves for him. I literally could not stand up from trying not to laugh. For about 20 minutes.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got kicked out for racing across the store with my friend in those things. I was winning, too.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’d keep thinking he’d stopped, you’d be down an aisle getting wine or something, and you hear this vrrrrmmmmmm….

He was in poker face the entire time. I couldn’t even wrap my head around it.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are people hoping for it or dreading it?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure. I haven’t watched a pro basketball game intentionally in years.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay may ban you for this shizz.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jay can ban me, but I would expect him to tell me to stop first.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH WOW DID IT ACTUALLY HAPPEN????

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you guys know Ankiel started as a pitcher? Yep. Played on the same team that Anthony Reyes started Game 1 of the 2006 World Series for.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha!
Wait, you’re being sarcastic, right? That’s like asking if we knew the Indians got Grady and Lee for Colon or if we knew Lester had cancer — it’s the only things national announcers ever mention.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Izzo having Michigan State practice rebounding drills in football pads. Worst of all time.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO WHITE!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the UNC game in April in Detroit. Would have been more heartbreaking if we had a shot at em.

by thevicar on Jun 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was rough. But a great run through the tourney. I love Izzo. He could coach any of my favorite teams regardless of the sport (Indians, ND football, Browns) and I think the team would get better.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are new to this meme I take it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you know that he stopped being able to find the strike zone?

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he go to rookie ball?

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Well played!

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

“It’s self-propelled.”

Aren’t cars “self-propelled” too?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Chevy might be in a little less trouble if they stopped paying Howie Long to make fun of lawn mowers.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Chevy: We’re better than that company that’s better than us.”

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. think grady is enjoying the time off?

by emil minty on Jun 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

God I would be SUCH a dick if I were Grady.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady’s awesome… it’s like “why am I doing this”

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Pavano was so much better.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But do the seagulls scare him?

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady was cut in my fantasy league after hitting the DL, because we only have one DL spot. I’m not sure whether to pick him up or not, I’m already in first with a sizeable lead, and Jake Peavy has my DL spot. But he might be out a long time.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Trade Peavy for somebody, first.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just not sure how much value Peavy has, with word that he may miss up to 12 weeks. I have one offer out right now.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take it and add Grady to the DL.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Na, I mean I proposed a trade, waiting on an answer. I’d pretty much take anything average for him right now. My pitching is solid, OFs are deep but nothing at Grady’s level.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also!

Drink.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t advertise for your stupid Yankee bricks during our pure Central matchup. Jerks.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Play it like Carlton. Don’t waste pitches, just hit him.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

 Must they really show us continual updates of the basketball game? I’ve got it recording to watch later, can’t they be considerate?!

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, that’s probably not very possible. Too much updating.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man. They cut to the Lakers game for 2 seconds and show a Magic 3-point miss. I hate them.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad they don’t have Fu, Shaq.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Both the fastball, the cutter, and the curveball.”

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

“Everybody line up in a circle. Half you over there, half of you over there, and half of you over there.”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Guys, Pujols was talking to someone in the dugout. He is such a leader.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

CHAMPIONSHIP.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

/cheerleader/motivational

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really big cheerleader! Big! He’s big!

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radio interview guy is getting all heated. They aren’t saying much about the game — good thing I’ve got the 3-minute delay thing going.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess those fireworks are doing a good job.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOO, not LaRussa.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean Tony LaRussa, J.D., who is an example of someone who has pursued a non-traditional career with his law degree? THAT Tony LaRussa?

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like sports. How about something in sports? Maybe I could be a manager or something.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know how I always make interesting observations while we’re watching games? Maybe I could do that.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not a fan of Tony LaRussa.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I would be a fan of Tony LaRussa being attacked by bees.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve not once been stung by a bee. Isn’t that fascinating?

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither. Have most people?

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so. Or maybe I just know odd people.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have twice been stung by wasps, but never by a bee that I recall.

Oh, and I’ve been bitten by a squirrel.

And an alpaca tried to climb in my car.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sounds to me like you may live an odd life.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it the alpaca that gave it away?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The naked bicycler was my first clue.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got stung today on the side of my head. During a bike ride. It’s been a bad day.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow. One of my two wasp stings was near my eye and the whole side of my face went numb. Scary.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is scary. My uncle got stung in the forehead and the swelling was so bad one of his eyes was permanently damaged. I’m not allergic, though.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that one of those things where you can suddenly be allergic where you weren’t before?

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope not. If so, it didn’t happen this afternoon. I got stung by like 10 wasps last summer, at 6 in the morning, the morning after I took the bar exam. THAT was a bad day, though I wasn’t allergic then, either.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would mean that the Cards are dicks and drunk drivers. Woo.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Burn.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just a big fan of the alphabet, so it really angered me when LaRussa assaulted it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing you are unaware of the full implications of this…

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I’m not the one saying that the team takes on the attributes of the manager.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That bat boy! Look at em!

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, I’m impressed that Tony LaRussa is thinking about the Indians tonight. The guys in the booth sure aren’t.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone seen The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 yet, by any chance?

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Some of us were on that train.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skip it and go see Drag Me to Hell. Then see Drag Me to Hell again!

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had been listening to the I Love Movies podcast by Doug Benson and he and one of his guests ripped Drag Me to Hell, to shreds. It was weird for me to see that movie get good reviews.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll rip him to shreds.

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have been Podcast consuming like a fiend all year. Is that a good one? I could go for a movie review podcast.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although that has gotten insanely good reviews, especially on Rotten Tomatoes, I’m not much of a fan of horror movies, unless they are unbearably bad. Probably the most fun I’ve ever had at a movie was the movie Shutter, afternoon showing, maybe 10 other people. My friend and I did not stop crying the entire movie.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got panned by the Onion A.V. Club, which is pretty much my gospel for movies.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine too. It’s my second favorite stop on the webs.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though I don’t have a registered name there.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

But have you named any of your children after Onion writers?

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t name him Andrew.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Tony would like…..role players”

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

fastest game in 2009 indians history?

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad move. The game will now slow down. Thanks.

by woodsmeister on Jun 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff’s gonna go all Sleepless in Cleveland on this shiznit tonight.

by supermarioelia on Jun 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That half-inning ate azz.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So I guess the first inning really was the time to get our runs in.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Not Wedgie! NOOOOOO

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

So on the topic of movies, Terminator: Salvation bummed me out, and I think it was Christian Bale’s fault.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m bummed out by it, and I haven’t even seen it. I had such high hopes, and have only heard awful things.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s visually very, very impressive, but then you expect that for your ten bucks these days. I’d say it’s like two-thirds of a good movie.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, in the words of my freshman year Spanish teacher — “Two-thirds? That’s sixty-six percent. That’s an F.”

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do tell.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, let’s start with this: Is there a possibility that Christian Bale really isn’t as dynamic an actor as we’d like to think? “Newsies” aside.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upon reflection but not going to the imdb, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie with him in it.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The love affair with Bale is rather lost on me.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guy can flat-out act.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you’re right. Scanning his IMDB there are quite a few things I enjoyed him in.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

My biggest problem with Batman 2 was that Batman was the least interesting character, and I think that was mostly Bale’s fault.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That much is absolutely true. But I very much enjoyed The Prestige (Although people tell me I’m wrong about that). I didn’t see the new Terminator, I can be very jaded in my movie taste, just not interested in it.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically, if you cast him in something serious, and minimize him a bit, I think he can really add to a movie. But ask him to carry a summer blockbuster and he can get so far into the role that fighting time-travelling robots for the salvation of humanity starts to look mundane. It’s like, I don’t ACTUALLY want to experience John Connor’s inner demons, Christian.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get out of town. He was awesome in Kazaam.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHAQ FU!

(I wanted one, even being a Hornets fan)

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So okay, could we maybe say he’s kind of one-note? Sullen expression, too-intense-for-the-circumstances-fiery glare, kind of barks even when he whispers? I don’t know, it’s like, the more screen time and lines he gets, the less fun the movie is. He just sucks the fun out of it.

Christian Bale is the Minnesota Twins of leading Hollywood men.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait. Aren’t you the person who said Baboo would be a perfect Twin? Baboo doesn’t suck the fun out of baseball!

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might as a Twin.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I frown in your general direction.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Context is everything?

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

One in a lineup is fun. A whole team of them is not.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Appropriate that it was a short hop to Carroll. :D

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

We are nationally broadcast tomorrow too right?

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN, again , I believe.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! That is 2 games in a row I can watch.

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

14 in a row. I almost went to this game.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Hamilton is being very careful with that call

by SanD on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s already said IT like 2 or 3 times.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone notice the Elephant?

by thevicar on Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s take it easy over here.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Elephant is a myth. It’s always mentioned, so we really have no way of knowing whether it’s mentioning is what causes the lack of you know what.

by supermarioelia on Jun 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE ELEPHANT DID NOTHING WRONG!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are still empty seats, get your butt out there.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Sir, we’re sorry, we happen to think you just want a ticket stub from tonight’s game”

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

pitch count for the lazy?

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

So did anyone see Pineapple Express? I was just looking up someone on IMDB and found this song was in the movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPKTLLb80Ns

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Maan, she has nothing to do with this.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

My post was terrible sarcasm. Sorry!

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine was not! It was just another reason to post about SHAQ!

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a pretty funny movie. Good stoner humor.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach ate his Wheaties this morning.

by Julie on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The man can slug, I think.

by supermarioelia on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

I still want his ass off this team, though.

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Shoppach!

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelly Shoppach reached home faster this time.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

AND touched home plate.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach: under-mentioned as a trade chip?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The way he runs he has eaten too many trade chips.

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Shoppach will finally get hot.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Not true.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve done studies.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t lie about squirrels.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then how do you account for all the dead blind squirrels?

by AhhhhCHOO! on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve probably thrown rocks at seagulls’ necks too.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he has

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even a fast seagull gets hit by a ball every once in a while.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, I think it’s more likely that blind squirrels die really, really young.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blind squirrels die before they find a nut.

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

We blind them at middle age in the study.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Ben Affleck star in the movie based on the study?

by JRontherim on Jun 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he directs.

by fleerdon on Jun 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And stars. No one else has the acting chops to play that squirrel.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah ha, bullshit, I wasn’t WITH a hooker today!

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Side note. My friend was hired to be Affleck’s assistant director for his new movie based in Boston. Crazy stuff.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think this is the right was to do it.

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa, that means your study is crap as your said blind squirrel is fed nuts before it is actually blind. Get out of here with your nonsense.

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by LGT Patrick on Jun 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, we find them at middle age, we don’t raise them. Then they have to find the nuts on their own.

-Kyle

by Kyle Garret on Jun 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carpenter: “These Indians pitchers can really hit. I should be more careful”

by dgcambridge on Jun 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

A part of me thinks this, too. I think it’s Robot Ryan.

Il faut d'abord durer.

by CU Adam on Jun 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys, everyone should stay in this thread, for obvious reasons.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

To crash it?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duh. Cliff at 64 pitches thru 6. Love that pace.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did ESPN just jinx Cliff?

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No such thing.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it bad of me to take screenshots of espn360?

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess I’ll move to the other thread, then.

by jakesinger777 on Jun 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

who cares if i keep posting in the wrong thread… i refuse to X this one out.

FE WEE

by westbrook on Jun 14, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll look back on you as a hero. Show your children this thread.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 14, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

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