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Game Thread: June 29, 2009

Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians, Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM EDT


Lineups:

INDIANS (31-46): 2B Jamey Carroll, CF Grady Sizemore, C Victor Martinez, RF Shin-Soo Choo, 3B Jhonny Peralta, DH Travis Hafner, 1B Ryan Garko, SS Luis Valbuena, LF Chris Gimenez. RHP Carl Pavano (6-6, 5.80).

WHITE SOX (37-38): LF Scott Podsednik, SS Alexei Ramirez, RF Jermaine Dye, DH Jim Thome, 1B Paul Konerko, C A.J. Pierzynski, 2B Chris Getz, 3B Gordon Beckham, CF Dewayne Wise. RHP Gavin Floyd (5-5, 4.45).

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No Droobs. :(

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

This could actually be an explanation for why Valbuena hasn’t been sent down yet. If they plan on working Droobs back to everyday, they might keep Luis up for another week or two

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am still sad.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes sense, but I am also sad.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am writing a letter to Khalil Greene. Should I address him as Khalil or Mr. Greene?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Either way he’s not giving you his hair just like that. You have to fight for it to prove that you can love him like no one else can.

Don’t worry. There will be fear in his eyes, but that’s just because he’s afraid that someone knows him on a soul-to-soul level as well as you do.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This was absolutely no help. I have decided now is not the best time to mention his strange hair and fashion choices.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

His hair or what I should call him?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

his strange hair and fashion choices

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what do I call him? I have never written a letter to a baseball player before, I don’t know what I’m supposed o call them.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Greene, to be safe?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is acceptable for you to call him Khalil

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it is currently a tie.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going for Mr. Greene, but then if you mention his name within the letter use Khalil. It says “I udnerstand formality, but I’m pretty laid back, too”

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems really laid back though so I wonder if he would want me to use Khalil over Mr. Greene.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

As soon as you start overthinking these things, that’s when everything goes awry

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. That’s why I’m asking.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it like Jay did in the Letter to Mark piece. Just say “Khalil” every other sentence.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not that long a letter.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you need to double up sometimes.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve decided to just go with Khalil all around. With a name like Khalil, its probably a little weird to hear “Mr. Greene”.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, you’re really writing a letter to him? I take back my stalker joke. Maaaybe.

What for?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he feels better about himself. he apparently has social anxiety disorder or something and he went to Clemson so I want him to do well. And he’s better than this. It is basically a letter of encouragement.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve written to NFL guys for autograph requests.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t really care that much about getting his autograph. I assume I probably will since they’ll probably send me back some generic picture or something with a thank you note.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t assume that, because they usually don’t.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t really want one so I don’t care either way.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I once wrote an email to Jack Cressend.

He wrote back. I’m guessing he didn’t get too much fan email.

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m honestly and legitimately jealous of this. Cressend was one of my favorites for awhile.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could… forward it to you?

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only ballplayer who has written me back in any way was CJ Wilson.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did he respond to your accusations of ruining Travis Hafner?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never asked him about this. I did ask him how he spends his free time on the road since he doesn’t drink or… anything else most ballplayers tend to when traveling. His answer was “I spend time on the internet”.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s livin’ the dream.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t know if he still does, but he used to post rather frequently on Lone Star Ball

by Nat on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Former Brown, Courtney Brown wrote me back once and gave me an autograph. Pretty sick.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got Charlie Nagy’s autograph in the Rini-Rego’s at Detroit and Crocker in Westlake (back when it was on the north side of Detroit)

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

It’s a generous thought. In a million years I don’t think I would ever think to write a letter to a player.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many thinks there.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just hope he actually reads it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking at this picture of Garko, I’m starting to see this season as an opportunity to purge every Indian I don’t like from the roster. Garko, Barfield, and Francisco. Just go. Bring us back something decent. Make way for the starters of 2010.

Also, the hell is with these Cialis commercials? Who takes baths outdoors, on decks on the beach, on the top of a cliff? How do they get the tubs there? The water? I mean they’re old, that’s a lot of strain. When they’re done, does the water that their old bodies were soaking in just sit there? There’s no plumbing. Do you just tip the tubs over? It’s not even that romantic, you’re in separate tubs. Great use of a Cialis medication when you can only hold your wife’s hand. And I’m positive that can’t be legal on a beach.

So… Two separate thoughts there.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

They leave the water there, hoping to get West Nile.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m glad somebody else hates the “bathtub in random scenic places” bullsh*t as much as i do. it’s really infuriating.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was grocery shopping today (in Scranton, PA), and saw a lady with a Garko t-shirt on. I thought of all of you and then I thought.. “why?”

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tremendous comment. Would probably be post of the week, if I were still doing that.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

SBN should come up with something that can aggregate all green posts. That way we can re-institute post of the week fairly easily, and have a weekly vote.

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too much pressure.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s got to stop. it’s got to stop.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, everything gets kinda natty when people start doing stuff for the accolades. It’s the problem with accolades.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 29, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the end of June and Carl Pavano still leads the team in wins with 6.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Truly hilarious.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am watching tonight in hopes of seeing a Chris Perez appearance. And a Choo homer

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Hate Podsomethingnick.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I like his socks.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t drag me into this.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see the 1-0 score like 2 minutes early?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. I just knew it was coming

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Droobs makes that play

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge is not interested in optimizing his defense.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell what’s going for snark nowadays, but considering Asdrubal just came off a DL stint I think the long term health of a young crucial player is more important than the optimal defense tonight.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take that back. I KNOW it’s more important.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always assume.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Mr. Pavano

Do not let Dye steal a base.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

He listened.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

DPavano

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

This just in: Smuckers Uncrustables are kinda gross.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I already knew that and I haven’t even tried them.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thought is gross, the taste is actually not bad. And if you’re baby sitting your nephews or nieces, they come in way handy. Believe me.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed something different in the announcing today. It’s that Underwood is back and making inane comments

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

BEAN A.J.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I support this movement.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEW YORK — Milwaukee Brewers prospect Jeremy Jeffress was suspended for 100 games Monday after his second violation of baseball’s minor league program for a drug of abuse.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

And immediately the organization how you could possibly be so stupid.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

*asked how. I need an editor.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s nothing like here vs. hear. ;)

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a rare error for me. Sort of like Jhonny screwing up the routine SS play. :P

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You make me laugh.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you get caught twice you’re just an idiot.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to waste 8 pitches and then leave a fatty right down the middle, ripe for the pickin!

by MooneysRebellion on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that the tag whacked him in the face

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Well…Pavano doesn’t have it again tonight….err….inability to get guys out.

by MooneysRebellion on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He doesn’t not have an inability to get batters out

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, he sure doesn’t not.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victor guns em down! Sweet

by MooneysRebellion on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Bleh.

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Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Choo.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Choobaby!

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Choobitch!

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I was absent for the double-off. Gameday is being all matter-of-fact about it. How bad was Choo there?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

A couple of steps too far. He shouldn’t gone that far.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously he shouldn’t have gone that far. I really meant it was more catchable than it looked at first so I wasn’t too mad at him.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought he had the gap when it was struck as well.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was about 2 steps too far, it was more just mildly irritating, not infuriating. He thought it was gonna drop.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool thanks.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just found my final paper for my Women & Film class in college.. I wonder how much BS the professor found in it but decided it wasn’t worth dealing with, because I got an A.. and it was total bull.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Does Podsblahblah think he’s playing slow pitch softball?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

So a good inning from Pavano.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he looked better.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I just hear Manning stress the value of a walk?

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

You did.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ian Snell needs a new home.

I wish we had the payroll to try him out. He has really been stinking for two years now.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He sucks, but there’s underlying talent there, and Cameron makes me think that just maybe getting out of Pittsburgh would make a difference.

I’m just saying sometimes I wish we were the kind of team that could afford to be wrong about Snell and not care, reaping the obvious rewards if we’re right.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

17 K’s??? Wow.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even with a free-swinging Toledo team you have to be doing something right, don’t you? Jeremy Sowers isn’t striking out 17 batters in AAA.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Underwood mentions that Wedge leads with 73 different lineups this year.

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap team, lots of injuries, lots of callups.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko’s groundout there was so much more contemptuous than Valbuena’s.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Which is lamer – the I love ya Cleveland bottle opener, or the separate bathtubs in the Cialis commercial?

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Bottle opener. At the least the bathtubs have comedic value.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The separate bathtubs, definitely.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hel-lo, Fry Girls.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

My friend is a Fry Girl, where are they?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh there they are.. she’s not one of those.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s a Fry Girl?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s something to do with McDonald and cheerleading I think.. all I know is she got to meet Grady.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who grounded into a DP just for her. :)

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s only worth a double play. Pretty girl, but very snotty.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s harsh. Only worth a double play. I hope no one ever tells me that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I’m just kidding… you’re worth at least a fielder’s choice.”

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well at least that may mean I’m unselfish. You know, beating out the double play.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, if you’re not even worth getting to first base safely though…

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course, I suppose there can be something to be said for getting to first base dangerously….

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t be tawdry.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was a good choice of words.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sliding headfirst, I presume.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But at least I’m worth more than a triple play. That would be bad.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

though a triple play is kind of noble, in a way…. a sacrifice of one’s chances of scoring in order to bring about something beautiful to watch

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d never forget you.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess both of these points are true. So a double play is the worst?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably a strike-em-out, throw-em-out.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Those are bad.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloops fly ball and picked off from not tagging?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s refrain from using the term “tagging” here.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well aren’t you just in a “tell us what we can’t say” mood today?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you hear? I get to be the Language Police tonight.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Thought Police, too?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t get me wrong… your policing is oddly charming…

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care what you think / unless it is about me

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you’re just swell.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

*and the runner did no tag up.

better?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Contact made, there’s always the chance of an error.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, we’ll go with yours.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is sharp.

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

She once wrote a front page article in our local newspaper about herself. From what I can tell, you’re much better than this.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate writing about myself. That’s why college essays sucked.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know and I hated it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You love every clack of the keyboard.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go again, I, I, I. Me, Me, Me.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

She interned with the Tyra Banks show in LA and thought everybody should know. Considering I read the article as soon as I got back into town from LA from doing something similar, but I didn’t feel I needed to tell the whole town about it, I almost vomited.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

>redacted<

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

She should be redacted, if I’m using that right. I’m probably not.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wanted to say something about her, but the mods would not have approved.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, got it now. I’ll just assume it’s what I’m thinking.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not anything about me finding her attractive, because I don’t.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch. That was harsh.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But spot on.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Female iterations of these:

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec. You’ve earned it.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ronald McDonald is in da hizzouse, with the Fry Girls.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

BuhBaboo!

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Blahgame is just hurtling on by.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Are there going to be any more ballgames or will they all be blahgames from here on out?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once we lose the dregs of this blahteam, I might get a bit more sunny in disposition.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

After the All-Star break, we will have the best record in baseball. It happens like clockwork

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Dale Jr. is always “doing the impossible,” then I must infer that “the impossible” is anything but.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Whence this “logicke” of yours?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does the scoreboard update show the Indians’ score? I don’t think that’s necessary.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Underwear and Manning never actually give the score during an inning. For that matter, Hegan and Hammy seldom do either. Haven’t any of them been told about Red Barber and his two-minute egg timer?

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of Pavano’s pitching tonight.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

..And if he can get a really quick inning out of his next two, he might just get through the eighth.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you think Pavano is a fan of your fandom?

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s sitting in the dugout right now, wrapping a towel around his arm, and suddenly he feels a little energy boost. Yeah. That’s my fandom. He feeds off of it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think that it works that way.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

The goal of boosting Pavano’s trade value has to supersede the goal of winning this game…. not that they’re the least bit in conflict.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut your mouth!

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s going to be more valuable than Byrd if he puts on the same heroic performance Byrd did, right?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ronald McDonald would have gone up a notch in my estimation if, instead of urging the hot dog race contestants on like a cheerleader, he had tacked ketchup.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That would make it even more obvious that Ronald McDonald owes a lot of money to the Hamburglar.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamburgler should have snuck in and stolen a contestant, only to be unmasked as Greg Aqunio.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t hate on ketchup.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you into cheaters or something?

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

A man is stealing my internet for 5-10 minutes. Be back later.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

READ THIS, CLEMSONGUY

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Legit LOL.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theft!

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So it looks like 7 IP for Pavano tonight. Think what he could do against the NL Central, Milwaukee!

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn’t even realize it until Hammy said it, but Vic is catching Carl. Kelly trade upcoming?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m assuming this is true to brighten my mood.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it’s true, it’s probably for reasons other than your mood-brightening…

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhh. Don’t kill the mood!

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize this was unusual, actually. Who does Victor generally catch for, besides Fausto?

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone else except Pavano and Carmona

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry this is wrong. Shoppach catches Cliff and PAvano

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had been catching Huff, too. No?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hadn’t noticed if that is the case

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach caught his last game, Martinez the game before. I didn’t go further into the game logs.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shop caught 6/9, not as “consistent” as I’d thought, but interesting still.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lee?

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by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it make sense to trade him right now?

I guess this is semi-related, but I’d like us to actually package some players together to maximize the impact of our return. Not Francisco for a C+, not Garko for a B-, but Francisco and Garko for a B that’s really close to the majors. Something like that.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some stranger opted to start up a conversation on life with me today. I’m fine with that. But then she quoted Bon Jovi, mid-conversation. And not ironically. She was really trying to explain life through Bon Jovi lyrics, like he’s a theologist. I didn’t know how to respond.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Listen, man, people just want to live. Preferably while they’re alive.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This lyric irritates the hell out of me.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats’a matter? You think you know a better time to live? We gotta wise guy here.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it could have been Black Eyed Peas instead.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Humps would have at least opened the door for a duet and an improv opportunity. I would have appreciated that.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s her life. It’s now or never, man.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEAR INDIANS,

ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP. THIS IS GAVIN FLOYD. GET HIM.

VBC3

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s been doing very well lately.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is what we do. We make other team’s 3-5 pitchers look like Cy Freaking Young!!!! And then the next day after not scoring for 4 days, we score 20 runs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MooneysRebellion on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

1

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oneoneeleven!

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL (legit)

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

We actually just recently had a post that pointed out this is not the case at all

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

INSTEAD OF SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS, YOU SHOULD TYPE IN ALL CAPS. NO WAIT, DO BOTH!!!!!

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry ya’ll….but the frustration is so much that I can’t help but not use the exclamation points. Maybe one of them will hit Mark Shapiro in the ass.

by MooneysRebellion on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too much (non-exclamatory) punctuation.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also spelled exclamacion wrong.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to give you a suggestion that is only slightly covered in sarcasm: One exclamation point has more effect than ten.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

How many ground outs are we going to have tonight! Errr.

by MooneysRebellion on Jun 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m out. LGT. LGTrade Value.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I see what you did there.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lied, I’m back. For a little.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sucks… I’m re-reading yesterday’s thread because there’s a line in it that I wanted to use in my upcoming 6-pack. Don’t have the slightest idea what it was.

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by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d like to do a 6pack someday.. but I realized I can’t even come up with ONE thing to say.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to drink a 6-pack someday…

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny you replied to this string just as i inevitably replied in the wrong thread

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by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

sup y’all
Derosa been playin 2 dayz in a row for the new team, which is STL
how come we can’t put Chris Perez into active roster right away?
any1 got answer for this?

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He is on the active roster.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was told by someone that we gotta wait 72 hrs of some crap rule b4 we can actually use him in the game?? i heard wrong? if that’s the case, please correct me

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that once it is official, they can be activated for the next game that has yet to start.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok thx for the heads up

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I might be a dick for this, but there’s just no way “thx” was so much quicker than “thanks.”

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is if you work for Lucas Sound.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ba dum pssssh

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

U should consider other’s feelings b4 u say things liek this

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. It was probably a matter of DeRosa simply getting to STL before Perez got to Cleveland. DeRosa was aware of the trade for awhile before it happened and was able to get his life in order. It’s tougher for athletes to move mid season than most fans realize.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he wasn’t in the lineup, I’m assuming Perez was that night.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, DeRosa played yesterday for the Cards

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he had 72 hours to report.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, thats what that 72 hours is. If he doesn’t within 72, do we get Albert Pujols?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone would have taken Perez out with a sniper riffle.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

DeRosa back?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure they said on tv yesterday.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, rule b4 states that teams must stop wearing white shoes after Labor Day.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Perez is here tonight.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yo not now
we’all watchin a 2 hit shutowt.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

His new team is St. Louis?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m now listening to My Humps with the game on mute. I’d be less embarrassed to see Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

For god’s sake, why?

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to double check if I remembered a part of the song correctly, and I did. For some reason I didn’t think checking the lyrics was good enough.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s where you went wrong. Lesson learned, though, right?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most likely. I take back the Ghost of Girlfriends Past part, though. That’d be far worse.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alison Spitzer should fire whoever allowed her to wear orange in that TV commercial.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

And her acting coach.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it screwing with the camera?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spitzer has bigger fish to close.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

for every1’s sakes, i wanna see both GM and wedge gone for good
we need some change from the top

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I could be wrong, but I don’t think you’re gonna get a lot of “Fire Shapiro” support.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fail to see how General Motors being done away with benefits the Indians.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is the Ford home run porch, right? This would have no effect.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s Toyota.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, you could be right. Used to Ford at some point, right?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mind is now at ease.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hurts Detroit’s economy

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still stand by my LGT for Manager movement.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’d be too reactive

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Marte hitting cleanup probably wouldn’t work out too well with the overall fanbase, either.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can promise one thing: no Garko in the OF

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would we have, like, rotating nights at the helm? My, this would be fun.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect it would be a consensus based system. Games would take weeks.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suggest rotating groups of representatives. Perhaps on a weekly basis, one group of 5, another group of 5, etc.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys would be standing at the plate staring off in the third base direction for ages.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a game against the pale hosers, because they’re all getting plunked.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Perez must have read this.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do insist we keep Jeff Datz as a mascot.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

With a laptop.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there are only so many players we could count on to actually carry a knife on them at all times. For when someone needs to be cut.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is Pavano’s value? Higher than Byrd? But Byrd got us Mickey Hall.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

higher.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

But how much higher? He’s cheaper, has pitched better, but concerns of injury, fatigue, and oncoming ineffectiveness are all looming.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but Mickey Hall is just gonna me in the minors until 2019, right?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s better. Better stuff. Fully recovered from injury and back to Marlins form, you could make the case. Younger. Better looking.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pavano goes 7 in 100 pitches even

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

does the new guy get the 8th?

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

This thought frightens me.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Choo, hit a home run, please.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

man, victor is struggling

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

How is Jason Stanford on STO? Anybody seen him?

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

always good eyes choo

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

especially good for being all slanty….

/racism

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facetious Disclaimer: I have many Asian friends.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is amazingPen among them?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

not so much the “friends” part… is s/he Asian?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I remember right they are part Korean, but that might have been someone else.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

In any case, I’m just being ridiculous on purpose… anyone who might be offended.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha I know, I was just concerned for you.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was a comment better saved for real life.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I won’t even comment on why this might be

/stereotype

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo, hiss.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am also in charge of monitoring Political Correctness.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

something we could all use way more of

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever cracker.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What makes you think I am white?

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoot, you’re related to Michael Dorn, aren’t you?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ulinyamaza, muzungu

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are any of us?

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sweater you wore to Spring Training in Major League.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jhonny!

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

something going finally??

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

DO IT, PRONK

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Travis, make me feel bad for starting both Soto and Theriot over you.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, his name is The Riot.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he also homered tonight, and both of them have great career #s against PIT.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If his AB song isn’t I Predict a Riot, he’s just an idiot.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or anything by Atari Teenage Riot.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible. Don’t swing at that

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

anybody smelling 3 run HR here?

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it might be the catbox …

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Garko will run into a granny here

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

LGTradeValue

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s an RBI machine!

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we got Choo for a 10 RBI game from Broussard, Garko can at least get us John MacDonald.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

??

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko has his tastes in women. Who are we to judge?

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds kind of illegal, Rog.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stanford frat boy so inconsiderate of his elders

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back when Hafner was a beast, he was always work the count full and get the walk (or mash a ball).

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

bases loaded … if we can cash out here…. i’d say Tribe won’t get another shot tonight….
plz hit some gap shooter

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Run into one, Garkinator.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Ryan Garko,

I will gladly accept multiple RBIs in lieu of a home run. You are, after all, our RBI machine.

Peace,

Vic

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

umpire’s gift call right here
just catch a super big break

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah i c that now
wedge got tossed

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE FRAK

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wedge 3000 is gonna explode.

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

How many times have we gotten fleeced by the umps this season?

by ahowie on Jun 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. In the end they got it right

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it just sucks when the home plate ump right there gets overturned by an ump many feet away

by ahowie on Jun 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw it coming….
poor GARKO lol
what can we say
FRAK

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

You didn’t laugh out loud.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to stop this.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite emails are the ones I get that, when read literally, become downright disturbing. There is something inherently creepy about the mental image of someone sitting at a computer in a dark, empty house, bopping busily away at the keyboard and giggling their head off.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m always wondering why I don’t see more assless people walking around.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not once have I rolled on a floor while laughing. While on fire, sure.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a nice goodbye present to us from Wedge

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

HEY
HEY HEY
LETS GO DATZ

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Datz a Fact: LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, BOYS!!!!

Jeff is going through a Bloodhound Gang phase. I suppose we all do at some point.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

D8

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, does Datz understand what that song is about?

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not. Quick lyrics and a snappy beat is all that matters.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that call is followed up by one of those god awful Tim the Tool Man Taylor Michigan commercials on WTAM. blech

by ahowie on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, if Garko had been paying attention, he would have stayed in the runner’s box and made that play really difficult.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, it WAS a fair ball.. but Wedge has a point. It is the home plate Umps call and he cannot be overturned.

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, this game is flying by…

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

What in God’s good name was Garko doing all the way over in front of 2B??

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That was just pathetic judgment

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t Garko have the right to keep running along his baseline? Or does he have to get out of the way of the fielder?

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe that’s his baseline, but I’ll ask the 2b that Belle put into LF.

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valbuena should have had that

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Valbuena botches a lot of easy plays.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

i can c now Today, it’s going to be 3 consecutive game LOSS night

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I just remembered that we can trade Betancourt now.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Valbuena! Gimenez! Carroll! It’s Indians baseball, on STO!!

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually think Giminez has done a nice job, all things considered. Still don’t know why he hasn’t caught yet.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lastoria actually listed his best position as 3rd base.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s his “natural” position, right?

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to say that as well, but realized I haven’t been watching enough to know whether he’s played there at all.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

man
i just don’t get it… wedge’s strategies, especially starting lineup
why can’t he just stick with starting position players everyday?
use sub players during the game!!!!!! in adequate moment !!
he’s like switching player’s position everyday.

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Our #1 and #2 hitters are on recovery programs. Our DH can only play every few days. Our 2nd baseman can’t hit right now. Our LF is awful.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

In all fairness he doesn’t have a real LF and his best option at 1B is a catcher which would mean you’d have to put K-machine behind the plate.

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thome was a K machine

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see that you’re playing devil’s advocate, but I’m not biting.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just feel Shoppach gets unfairly bashed

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s fair, he’s a backup catcher who plays too frequently.

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, when he filled in for Victor everday last year he was close to excellent.

How many AB’s do you think Shoppach has this year?

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did, but last year doesn’t do much right now. I’d say he has somewhere around.. just under 200?

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

143 which is about half as many as Victor Martinez’s 290

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

meaning he doesn’t play too much

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

For you no, he does for me, but I’m seeing I’m on the low end of Shop’s value. We can’t all love him, eh?

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a shade above being completely ridiculous, Cody. Dude’s having a rough half-season as a part-time player.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, I can see an argument that he is someone who needs even more consistent ABs.

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I dunno. If you don’t like him, you don’t like him, but I can’t see how playing time is relevant to the argument.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him as more of a true back up, I guess.

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

From now on, when an Indians player does something bad, my stock comment is going to be, “inadequate moment!!”

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capital!

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giminez is just bound and determined to make Jay eat that 2007 “not exciting” crack.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for remembering. I was just thinking tonight, if I ever meet that guy, I’m going to tell him about that first thing.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we get to play with our new toy tonight?

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Flag

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, Hawk just said Beckham has “The Good Face”
/barf

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What does that even mean?

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by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we’re not down 8-1.

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

inning done..as usual…..lol

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

dat wuz w33k

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

One game thread, we ALL TYPE LIKE THIS.

WHO IS IN?

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And by “this”, I don’t mean all caps like I did there. Poor conveying.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I follow. I’m so in.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about on Thursday?

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

im so thare

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO WE GET 2 PLAY W/ ARE NEW TOY 2NITE?

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Perez debut

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

oh hay guyz, chris perez

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

BRILLIANT START TO AN INDIANS CAREER.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah. Beauty.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

He’ll fit right in.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Control issues, schmontrol issues

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

who could have predicted this

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Trying to impress his new mates who get hit all the time.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

We traded for a hitman. I can see the thought process.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently he heard something about the Indians and HBPs. He just got it backwards.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the textbook definition of “effectively wild,” yes?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

stolen base, the 3rd tonight

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it seems like we give up on derosa for nothing…
i knew it..

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Great idea! Evaluate him after 1 batter!!!!

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

GTFO.

Srsly.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No one gave up on DeRosa. He was just more valuable to trade than hang on to.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dude come on. The guy has throw what, three pitches?

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

-thrown

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, I think you had it right the first time, given the situation

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He throh how mny pitch? Sux!

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid judgment to make after he’s faced one batter.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He doesn’t watch runners either. He’ll really fit right in.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh for crissakes …

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

control issues?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously. What the hell

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

OMFG are you kidding me

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I like your thought process.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this, too.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might be a little too pumped up for this

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Great. We just traded for Nuke LaLoosh.

Heads up, Slider.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Aced it.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 29, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

u feel me what i mean …total disaster

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, I do not feel you what you mean.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s just amped up, trying to impress

by returner3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even thinking about feeling what you mean makes me want to take a shower and make a doctors appointment.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s just awkwardly channeling Peter Frampton.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Wood warmed up?

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

In the words of Ozzie: “The F^*(!?”

by dgcambridge on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

My last ever AB in baseball was to the back of the hand like Dye just took. Broke a bone, said “Screw it,” amateur career over.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I have to imagine that is a more than acceptable moment to say screw it. Thinking about it makes my fingers hurt.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hurt like hell, that’s for sure.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here comes the slider

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

…and when you speak of us, speak well.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perez hit 3 batters in 23 innings for St. Louis this year.

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me or does he have a little Jaret Wright-style recoil action when he throws his FB?

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hammy doing PR damage control.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s he saying? (watching on CSN Chicago)

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

How great Perez is and what a fabulous trade we made.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m on record as a fan of it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And how if we Indians had waited much longer to trade DeRosa, “half of the interested teams would have fallen out of contention.”

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha ha. Was just on the same wavelength.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that looked good to me

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah there were two stike 3s there.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

inadequate moment!!

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I didn’t think that last close one was a strike, but this one sure looked like it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HOWE IS BB FORMED

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

GTFO.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lulz

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, this is the first grammatical thing he said

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who else is excited about the Chris Perez era???

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I mean, I don’t actually mind this. We were going to lose anyway.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well no, I don’t expect to win any games for the rest of the year either. I’m just excited from a comedy standpoint.

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here. Having a blast.

by dgcambridge on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If nothing else, notbody is digging in in the batters box.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You know, we might be able to find some work for that guy.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gradyforpresident is a self-avowed fan.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

kris periz is junk! dwn w/ wedge! shapyro u suck! dolans r cheap! BRING ON GARKOOOOOO

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Perez is the new Eddie Moo.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

jose veras is warming up

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Truly.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dangerous inning for ChiSox.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And third base coaches.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I have a new favorite Indian.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy is pretty awesome so far.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

kenny powers?

by returner3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is like the climax of Wanted.

by JRontherim on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

What a shitty movie. This made me chuckle.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that the one with the curved bullets?

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

One and the same.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the worst movies I have ever seen

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re making a sequel.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF? How?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I haven’t seen the first one.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was the climax of that movie?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bullet traveled around an entire room, hitting every single person in the head.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, they totally ripped off a Korn video.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

See. Two different choices. There has to be like 3 different possibilities.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did it kill JFK?

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m back. It was longer than 10 minutes. Liar.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame ClemsonGuy.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he went to Clemson. He was very nice though. And now we can watch TV.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it was worth it then.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Men.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap should Perez have been there?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yah, he was just standing on the mound staring.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve Stone said so.

by dgcambridge on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit did perez not cover 1st???

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, he totally just spaced on that play. Wedge is going to be thrilled

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

DISASTER

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

RAED THIS DOLUN

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahah is Reyes missing a tooth? I love this guy.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

This guy blows

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanted Perez to have a good first appearance just so I wouldn’t have to hear additional crying and melodramatic babies

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t you … for Getz about me. No no no no.

Don’t you … for Getz about me.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair, wouldn’t you want to make some friends in the bullpen your first day on a new team? Show them you have stuff in common?

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

this is so hilarious..
perez who?? _

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t understand the question.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shh.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know I try to be nice. But anyone who registers his username as something negative like this tends to be a douche bag

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was just excited about his Bic.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s advertising his writing skillz

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t like you. I don’t like you either.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Thank god CG didn’t exist back in the 70’s. Lucas would have ruined the orignal series, too.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did that too with the re-release.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re all nerds, I didn’t even know what I was referencing there.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nerd, yes, but I was just pointing out that the newest 3 Star Wars are bologna.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they have Hayden Christensen.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That, uh, did not help your case.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to you. But to teenage girls all over it helped.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The rat tail! It was like 1993 + The Force!

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the rat tail was nasty but if you forgot it was there you were set.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

For?

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

For thinking he was good looking. I was much younger then and much more shallow.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

But as we have established, you are not shallow now.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

She swam out to the deep end.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Because they have Hayden Christensen

Fixed.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Hahah, HUGE legit LOL.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah same.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheap recs all around from me.

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got tears in my eyes.

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ponda Baba!

“He fulfilled the Aqualish stereotype of being an ill-tempered thug.”

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s Vizcaino to clean this up?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

jumping jesus on a pogo stick, this guy is trash

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Look out Kerry Wood!

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad news: The Tribe.
Good news: This Sarsaparilla I’m drinking is tasty.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m seeing the Hangover tonight. I think that’s my good news.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! That is awesome news. I loved it.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very good.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why did you see Transformers before the Hangover?

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, people saw that?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seen the box office lately? It’s sad.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second fastest movie to 200 million ever. Makes me sick

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never will see either

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is the U.S. military helping them?
Supposedly to help keep the Transformers a secret from the public. Although since the climax of the last film was a massive firefight involving 50-foot robots and took place over five miles of downtown Los Angeles and the beginning of this film wrecks several miles of Shanghai, China, they seem to be incredibly shitty at their job.

How does the U.S. military help them?
Well, not at all, actually. They just kind of come along with guns and stuff, and act like they’re going to help, but the Autobots do all the work.

Why is the U.S. military in this movie at all, then?
Because Michael Bay has a huge erection for jets and tanks and aircraft carriers and considers giant robots only a necessary evil for the film. At least 15 full minutes of the film’s 150-minute run time is nothing but footage of jets and tanks and planes without any robots or actual action whatsoever.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was atrocious as well. A few of my friends – who are apparently amazed by special effects, shitty acting, and horrible scripts – take offense to my dislike of that movie.

by Chief Wahoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t want to see the Hangover with my mom. I already did that with Pineapple Express, my favorite movie, and it was awkward.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember, Cody, “Dog Bites Man” is the one that’s not news.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note to self.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko afraid to even make eye contact with him on the mound

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Could DeRo have pitched better than this?

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

The letters PTBNL could pitch better than this.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, that was some vintage Eddie Moo right there.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

54.00

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Not done yet.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Datz_a_Fact: feeling pretty sedate tonight actually (9:30 pm)

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Really well done.

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want Derosa back ………………what the heck Shapiro done………………

by amazingPen on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i heer u y dint we get carpintar nstead

FIRE SHAPRIO

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

U no hoe 2 get carpnter? Shap traid Lee n Asssdrbull

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Shapiro done. What the heck HAS Shapiro done. Stop being so fucking lazy.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Memo to Shapiro: NO MORE NL PLAYERS, plzkthx.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The good news for Eric Wedge is that he wasn’t around to watch this.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad news is he’ll be the bench coach for the Nationals next year.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Zing!

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perez AAA ETA?

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t even want to think about it. I am depressed

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s only exploded once. He’s got to explode several more times before we send him down. He’s got a very long leash.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose Veras era has begun!

:;trumpet fanfare::

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is no longer flying by.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Always pisses me off that the players give the balls to people in the expensive seats.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

they should be trying to launch them into the upper deck with the hotdog slingshots.

by ASP on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s where Slider throws all the free shirts too.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously. They’re Major League Baseball players they could throw all the way up to the nosebleeds.
Funny Story about this though: In KC Victor threw a ball to a kid but some guy reached over the kid and caught it instead. Victor gave him the glare of death and informed him to give the ball to the kid.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha that is awesome.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna guess that most the people in Progressive are upper deck people that have snuck down to the lower level. But I get your point.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they chuck them up into the stands the people would probably never see it coming. Which, is a pretty funny mental picture haha.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Crap, we need an ’I’m Lovin’ It’ tonight, or McDonald’s will pull their sponsorship…. better make it retroactive”

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOOO

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I love your sig, I’m starting to feel the same way.

by mrich on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s really unfortunate they were on non-cable yesterday.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone was bothering me about being an Indians fan and I informed him it is probably easier to be a Cardinals fan most days and I will continue to keep my Indians magnet on my car thanks.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The home plate ump at my softball game Sunday used to live on Euclid Ave in Cleveland, and once I pointed out my origins and allegiance, we definitely got a few more calls. Still lost, though.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

CHOMB

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I did ask to see Perez and a Choo homer. I got both. Only 1 was cool though

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

This is cracking me up way more than it should.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Your performance got positive reviews… ‘adequate,’ ‘passable,’ … ‘workmanlike’ ….”

“You want Uhl Brenner? DIG HIM UP. See what kind of a SHOW he puts on for you.”

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

U wnt UL Brnnnr.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wowcakes, fresh off the griddle.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

That cuts the lead in half! … errr .. ahhh

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Choo tries his best to cure my depression.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh. Of course. The ninth inning tease.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

LET’S DO THIS

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got in the 9th inning. Chris Perez pitched like a pre-horn rimmed glasses Rick Vaughn with a mullet.

by jayme on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That haircut has to go

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s give another closer an easy save! Let’s do this!

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Cut that meat! Cut that meat!

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

GONE

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

CUT THAT MEAT

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKO

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

GARKSMASH

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Trade Value!

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Garko just run into one?

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He didn’t not just run into one.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

fortunately no grannies were harmed in the making of this ninth inning tease

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What about the one that you posted? Are you sure she is all right?

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only vouch for “in the making of this ninth inning tease”.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He batted runs in.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

F Perez

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

FWIW, we would have been up against Jenks in the 9th.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Garko inadvertently earns himself another 3 weeks of starts.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

He is masterful at testing the limits and then buying himself more time

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just stat padding, folks. Nothing to see here. Move along.

by woodsmeister on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI machine……READ THIS SHAPIRO

by Nat on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ha ha — well, Wedge / Willis have the excuse that Jenks was not in

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well my friends, 20 games below .500 is right around the corner.

by Toxicadam on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I have the confetti and noisemakers all ready!

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a vomit-stained copy of the Annual and a cheap bottle of gin!

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, there’s not much gin left?

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who was here in 2007, when we counted down our magic number with game thread pics?

We should do that every game we go under .500

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was here. sniff

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was great, but I didn’t post much if at all back then.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, we should find new hobbies, choosing only from those which were made available to us as profile questions on standardized tests in grade school.

Dibs on spelunking and black-powder marksmanship.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simultaneously.

by fleerdon on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve spelunked.

I believe in Carl Pavano.

by salome on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think making bird houses was one of them. That’ll be mine.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 30, 2009 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those were the days.

Trade Cliff.

by Gradyforpresident on Jun 30, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Valbuena now hitting .195

by palcal on Jun 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I would say easily the most depressing sports season I have ever been a part of

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I can absolutely get behind this.

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by vbc3 on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything that can possibly discourage my general optimism has happened. Perez having the worst possible debut just adds to it

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps it was his Yankee entrepreneurial spirit, or perhaps monomania, but Tudor was obsessed with the idea that ice would make him rich. During the next decade, he developed clever new techniques to convince people that they actually needed ice, including a "first one’s free" pitch. While living in a South Carolina boarding house in 1819, Tudor made a habit of bringing a cooler of chilled beverages to the dinner table. His fellow boarders always scoffed at the sight, but after a sip or two, they’d inevitably fall in love with his ice.

OT, but this article is kinda hilarious

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m going to make very loud noises with my guitar until my neighbors bang on the wall for it to stop. Later all.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

This game thread has been much funner than this game.

by Logodaedalus on Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m so sad I missed it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see our bullpen taught Perez how we like to roll.

by Cleveland Indians on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

“Okay new guy here’s how we do things here. That strike zone thing, it’s overrated. Just throw it wherever you want.”
“Oh and if you don’t, Kerry’s got a bear locked up in the back… just sayin’.”

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jun 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate 2009.

Though I look right at home, I still feel like an exile

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Jun 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

GONNIE GARKO

We would’ve gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for New Perez.

by JulioBernazard on Jun 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

The only good news tonight is Pavano pitched well. Good change, threw strikes. If he can do that a few more times, he might acquire trade value — who knows.

The feel in the park tonight was dead — the team looked flat and the fans were pretty bored (unsurprisingly). This may become Municipal Stadium before the season is over. Nostalgia lives!

by peter m on Jun 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

The team has absolutely no excitement left in it. They have probably quit on Wedge… he needs to go. Obviously.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 29, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny. Hamilton was just saying last night that however you feel about this team, anyone can see that they still play hard and haven’t quit.

But no, I’m sure you’ve got your finger on the pulse more than he does.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 30, 2009 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the team has quit on Wedge. They just seemed down to me; they ran into a pitcher who was sharp and they didn’t really battle him. He was around 60 pitches through 6 innings, which isn’t the typical pattern for Indians teams these days, even when they lose.

by peter m on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

As I recall, the team went on a schneid last year after C.C. was traded. I would imagine this team is down because it’s been officially acknowledged that 2009 is shot. So it is reasonable to expect some moping and listlessness.

by odradek on Jun 30, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We lost the next two games but then won 7 of the following 8.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jun 30, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to revisit this comment now that I’ve had some coffee. I don’t mean to be as abrasive. I think what I was getting at is if you really want him gone you’ll look for any excuse to explain why Wedge needs to go. But there are plenty of real and palpable reasons you can latch on to (and we all do). You don’t have to stretch for, “The players are quitting on him,” and present it as fact.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. The past two days have never even had one moment of jubilance, though.

Proud Fan of the Worst Baseball Team I've Ever Seen

by westbrook on Jun 30, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what that means. That you haven’t seen the players acting jubilant? Or that you haven’t been happy? Keep in mind this is two days you’re talking about.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 30, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, for one, just hope we can afford to sign Bryce Harper. Get excited, Tribe fans!!!

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jun 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s funny and all, but it’s well known we don’t draft prep players in the first round

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct! He will be too expensive for us. We’ll certainly have our pick of soft-tossing college lefties, however.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jun 29, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am glad you and I are seeing eye-to-eye finally

by Roger Dorn on Jun 29, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diamondview has made it clear. . . after assessing the risk involved, and considering our financial limitations as a small-market ballclub, we felt it best that we not draft Bryce Harper.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jun 29, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know that we have 9 more wins than Washington, right?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jun 30, 2009 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m just having a little fun.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jun 30, 2009 7:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

H’e too expensive for everyone except those who are dumb enough to pay it.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jun 30, 2009 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. If we somehow had the opportunity, drafting Bryce Harper would be stupid. The best course of action for this organization is to continue to pursue low-ceiling collegiate arms and outfielders.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jun 30, 2009 7:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

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