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Run-off poll for avatar


Perhaps not the final run-off either. We'll see how this vote goes. Previous discussion. I can't close and add a new poll to the previous FanPost, so that explains the new one. And anyway it's nice to have so you can read the initial thoughts people had if you're unsure. 

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This will go until there is a clear winner or, in the case of two standouts, another run-off vote. Tremble, Adam, tremble.

Poll
Avatar pt. 2
Derek Jeter
17 votes
Ginormous Douche
40 votes
Pete Wentz
23 votes
Michael Bolton
24 votes
Mariah Carey
39 votes

143 votes | Poll has closed

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I still say you need to see them in avatar size:

by FredOx on Jul 31, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You’re right, my vote changed to Mariah.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Jul 31, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if it’s entirely better but Captain Douche a little adjusted:

by danvail on Jul 31, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s the “none of the above” option?

by ShawnK on Jul 31, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

What are you, a commie?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jul 31, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if forced to look at one until 2010, it might as well be Mariah. She’s glitter-tastic.

by ShawnK on Jul 31, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made my case for Mariah in the last thread. In my opinion, easily the most humiliating

by Roger Dorn on Jul 31, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

But it’s just so obvious that he lost a bet in that case.

by danvail on Jul 31, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which ones will resonate three years from now? Will anyone still remember Pete Wentz then?

Mariah and Bolton are both solid picks to make a lasting impact.

by jhon on Jul 31, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON PETE.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jul 31, 2009 1:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I changed to Pete after the compelling argument in the last thread. The thought of someone new here clicking on that avatar and thinking that Adam actually likes Pete Wentz makes it so rewarding.

by Brad D on Jul 31, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted Pete this time. The Douche is awesome but could very easily be considered as ridiculing him which is not the point. No one would think Adam actually looked like that.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Jul 31, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got my vote

"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay

by Turkmenbashi on Aug 1, 2009 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think a little cropping could be done on Wentz to ensure that the eye-liner goodness comes out in all its glory instead of half an avatar of blue background.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Jul 31, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the blue background attracts the eye. But we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jul 31, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually agree. I was thinking of adding a lens flare.

by danvail on Jul 31, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, this is an improvement. I stand corrected.

by DisplacedBuckeye on Jul 31, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

When this is all said and done I might just make the Cage pic my new avatar.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jul 31, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Bolton is the least hideous of them all. We’re the people who have to look at the stinkin’ avatar, so Bolton gets my vote. All of the others make me cringe.

"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge..." C. Darwin

by Spidey on Jul 31, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

One thing the three men in the middle have in common: Searing eyes.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Jul 31, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, you think Bolton is better looking than Mariah Carey?

by danvail on Jul 31, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

For my money, there isn’t anything better than Bolton’s rendition of, “when a man loves a woman”. Simply timeless.

by jhon on Jul 31, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for the original, you know, which is awesome.

Usually, an incredible waste of pixels.

by emd2k3 on Jul 31, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still want to stick with Jeter. That pic is so perfect because it makes you think that not only does the user respect Jeter over all other players, but he also respects his beauty.

That, is humiliation.

by danvail on Jul 31, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m confused. These are all pictures of ginormous douches.

by lenred on Jul 31, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Still tepid support for Bolton! So much for the LGT monoculture.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Jul 31, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry about that, Dear Leader.

Usually, an incredible waste of pixels.

by emd2k3 on Jul 31, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of this crowd is to young to realize the insult that Bolton is.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Jul 31, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. I don’t fully understand why it’s insulting

by Roger Dorn on Jul 31, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I’ve heard people joke about him, but I have never cared enough to look him up. I definitely have never heard a song by him that I am aware of

by Roger Dorn on Jul 31, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check out his cover of Bob Dylan’s “Like a Rolling Stone.” You will then understand the outrage and insult.

As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.

by bigbrabbs on Aug 3, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone not voting for Bolton is clearly misinformed.

Shin-Soo Choo, future U.S. Citizen.

by USSChoo on Jul 31, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed…Bolton got my vote in both rounds. Mariah a close second. Would have gone with Jeter if it did not make my skin crawl.

by DocNo on Aug 1, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just don’t get it. I could completely see someone here wearing it ironically.

by Voltaire on Aug 1, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

But what would be the joke? He’s not even in an ironic pose.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 1, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would be the joke.

…right?

by Voltaire on Aug 1, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s Michael Bolton. No one after 1990 likes him unironically.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 1, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t get liking music ironically.

(I use “music” loosely)

by Logodaedalus on Aug 1, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just meant him, the person, the idea.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 1, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Lynryd Skynyrd ironically. That is, I love to play one or two songs on a jukebox list in dive bars at one in the morning. I would never listen to it elsewhere.

by danvail on Aug 3, 2009 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s “ironically” though. It’s just that you like them for certain situations.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 3, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like them in all situations

by Roger Dorn on Aug 3, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it is in this case, though I failed to explain it well enough. I like them for the reaction they get from the sleeveless, mulleted masses. A friend of mine has a lakehouse in Celina, SE of Lima on Grand Lake St. Mary’s. It’s great to boat in, but the locals… hooboy the locals.

Play them the heart-rending “Gimme Back My Bullets” and they’ll love you forever.

by danvail on Aug 4, 2009 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

True facts: I took the ACT in Celina because it had the closest testing center when I was in high school.

by AngG on Aug 4, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So then you know exactly what I’m talking about. Where did you go to high school?

by danvail on Aug 5, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Van Wert, which has pretty much the same issues.

by AngG on Aug 5, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve known people from Ada, Lima, Celina, etc. – but not Van Wert. I can see how it would have the same type of people, but the best interactions we ever have are when we purposely go away from the tourist-y areas to interact with the people that are purposely trying to stay away from the tourists/non-locals. Without the lake, I’m guessing Van Wert doesn’t have a big population surge during summer months that really riles up the local drunks.

by danvail on Aug 5, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the dudes I have ever dated from Ohio were from Ada. I’m not sure if that says something about me or about Ada.

Van Wert doesn’t get much touristy action except during the Wetzel party. We did get some touristy action this summer because of some Lincoln Highway nonsense they were doing, though.

by AngG on Aug 5, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t they make the footballs in Ada?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 6, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. They supposedly don’t give tours, but one of my co-workers got to take a tour with her cheerleading squad a while back.

by AngG on Aug 6, 2009 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I think we all learned a few things about Nowheresvilles, OH. More fun facts I never knew about Ohio until I started using I30 to get to western Ohio:

1. There are things in western Ohio
2. There is a full-on interstate (30) that connects 71at Mansfield to 75
3. 17 people use that highway at any given time
4. There are still highway troopers on that highway
5. Loveliest rest stops in the land? Crawford county on I30.
6. Know why everyone that’s ever driven through Ohio thinks its nothing but a bunch of hicks, farmers, and country folk? They use 30 to pass through the state.
7. There is an Upper Sandusky, and its almost directly south of Sandusky. It may be filled with Canadians.
8. Most unintentionally hilarious publication ever? The Crawford County Post, available free of charge in aforementioned rest stops.

by danvail on Aug 6, 2009 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I30 used to stop being a real highway after about Beaverdam/I-75, but I took that sucker to the eastern half of the state every time I went because my BFF was too cheap to take 80/90.

by AngG on Aug 6, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I remember when it was just a rural road for the western-most bit. I’ve always been confused by what changed. It’s all highway now, but the portion of the highway that showed up doesn’t seem new. It’s like someone just plopped down a 15-year-old, 30 mile section of highway…

by danvail on Aug 6, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

30 runs all the way through to Massillon/Canton as well. It’s not much more developed over here but you do get to drive the metropolis of Dalton, which I promise you are pronouncing wrong.

by Brad D on Aug 6, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

If one likes small town soft-serve ice cream stands that the Dalton Dari-ette is a good one.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 10, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, this is, like, my area. I drive on 30 to get to work. Mansfield-y area.

by Voltaire on Aug 7, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s nothing. You can take Route 30 from Atlantic City, through Philly, through Pittsburgh, through Canton, through Fort Wayne IN, through Chicago, through Cedar Rapids IA, down to Omaha, then all the way over to Cheyenne Wyoming, through Boise City Idaho, up to Portland, and finally ending in Astoria Oregon. It’s a long road.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 7, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

So we’re talking about US 30, the road I used to use in Lancaster? Not an interstate.

by FredOx on Aug 7, 2009 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

No not technically, but it’s a two lane divided highway so the difference is semantic.

by danvail on Aug 7, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s the part of that road I’m familiar with:

by FredOx on Aug 9, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Lancaster, PA?

by danvail on Aug 10, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That picture’s actually Adams County (Gettysburg), but I did live in Lancaster County and drive on US 30 there pretty much every day.

by FredOx on Aug 10, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. In New Jersey, it’s White Horse Pike, and then it comes up and continues over the Ben Franklin Bridge into Philly, eventually going over to Lancaster Ave., which goes all the way out past the main line. If you’re driving I-76, you see signs for US 30 all the way through Pennsylvania, and it shadows other interstates in other parts of the country. It must have been one of the main national routes before the interstate system was built.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 7, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Large parts of it were the Lincoln Highway back in the day.

by AngG on Aug 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cedar Rapids!

I propose giving Victor a 2012 World Series ring.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 10, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incidentally my childhood home is nary a mile off US 30.

I propose giving Victor a 2012 World Series ring.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 10, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up in Peosta. Pretty damn close to Dyersville.

-Erik

by drerikbrady on Aug 11, 2009 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why doesn’t he just go by Mike?

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 3, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bolton had my vote immediately.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 1, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Tox have a guy with eye-liner for his old avatar?

by JK in CBus on Jul 31, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m upset Twilight got eliminated. A lot of what Jay was saying stands for Twilight, but even more so. There is absolutely no irony factor in it. You would never have a Twilight avatar just as a “Eh? Eh? Look at that”. You would only have it if you were seriously fixated with that movie. And that is downright embarrassing. There is SOME with Bolton, because he is just such a joke, and that picture is actually stomach ache inducing.

As a result of my horse being shot before the 2nd race, I refuse to vote. Good day.

by JRontherim on Jul 31, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Michael Bolton was my least favorite … HAHAH SUCKERS.

by Toxicadam on Jul 31, 2009 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I went Jeter but I can’t look at Glitter without giggling…

Stuart Dean

by stuart dean on Jul 31, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Douche, with Glitter a close second.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Jul 31, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

B O L T O N

--
Force quit and move to trash.

by vbc3 on Jul 31, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i don’t get how the douche is a humiliating avatar

also, i wish i could go back and submit this for consideration:

HELL yeah, that’s scott stapp baby

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Jul 31, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I could go to the comeback concert of Creed. I won’t, but I could.

Case of the beet bandit. Missing beets from all over the farm, no footprints. Inside job. Mose in socks. Boom. Case closed. -Dwight Schrute

by mjschaefer on Aug 1, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick! Get the time machine!

by AngG on Aug 1, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s really not. It’s so absurd that nobody could be considered seriously wanting to have it.

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 3, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

changed my vote to mariah.

by AngG on Jul 31, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Mariah ahead of Le Douche by 10 votes, everyone else battling for third. Should I have a run-off, or is it over?

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 1, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s over. At this rate we’ll see Brantley before we see Mariah.

by Brad D on Aug 1, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mariah has spoken! Or belted out a dog-whistle ballad.

by joeee on Aug 2, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ginormous Douche is just so…..bad. Mariah is funny, but GD takes the cake.

by The Grimace on Aug 2, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I was going to close the poll but it seems GD is making a late push. A 4-0 run on Mariah.

Just a little bit more time. Adam, your avatar starts tomorrow.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 2, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTE DOUCHE

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 2, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

No. Those guys are all over. I am sick of them. Their meme is over.

by Voltaire on Aug 2, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s over. Adam, take Mariah as soon as you read this. You are a brave individual, sir. I salute you.

Now I hope someone makes another avatar wager with me. This time I’ll just assign you Pete Wentz.

Steel Nick

by nickjs21 on Aug 2, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m a betting man

"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay

by Turkmenbashi on Aug 3, 2009 7:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same

I propose giving Victor a 2012 World Series ring.

by Gradyforpresident on Aug 3, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think there was collusion against Bolton.

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 3, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

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