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Game Thread: August 20, 2009

Los Angeles Angels at Cleveland Indians, Aug 20, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



Los Angeles at Cleveland, 7:05 PM

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Let’s go Indians. Hopefully we will win tonight.

by big2 on Aug 20, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

This guy knows what I’m talking about

by hans on Aug 20, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The LaPorta era truly begins tonight?

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

tonight is awesome

A) masterson is starting and i’m excited to see that
B) laporta and marte is in the lineup

these things that point towards the future always make me happy

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put Laporta and Marte together and you get la morte.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it’s not even 2012 yet! No fair! I thought I had more time! What about my dream vacation? The Beatles remasters?

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this a Rorshack test? All I see is my deep regret that I was fed formula as a baby.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that['s what my first thought was too.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

^ this would not post in the non-subject line.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

good thing you got it in there eventually.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

7:15

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Truth?

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 20, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

His judgement cometh and that right soon.

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 20, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He came, he saw, he striketh out.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced.
But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird.
The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire
and thunder upon them. For the beast had been
reborn with its strength renewed, and the
followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 20, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t look, Marion! Keep your eyes shut!

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or you could go with Matthew 7:15 … “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.”

LaPorta is going to devour opposing pitching.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

[deleted, religion]

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

STO says first pitch at 7:15.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 20, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

FSW is interviewing with Bob Feller (I’m 5 minutes behind right now) and Rex Hudler just did a little dance when he laughed that Bob said he’s taking life one day at a time. he’s special.

great.

by themadlibs on Aug 20, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

feller was just on the angels radio feed (i was in the car on the way home). he is awesome, highlights include:

- remembered exact details of his opening day no hitter (‘41)
- remembered exact details of his entire rookie year (’36)
- recounted how he no hit the yankees (tribe won 1-0) and whom he got out in the bottom of the 9th (‘46)
- "i think every young man ought to be willing to defend his country, and if he’s not we don’t want him…he can get out"
- talked about time in the navy

all in all, a cool 5 minutes

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then he proceeded to yell at a small child

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then he proceeded to ask Rex Hudler if he wanted his autograph for only $10.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me likie.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Masterson K’s a lefty

by bewwolv on Aug 20, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

On pace for that 27K game.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ValbuEna

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Valbuena getting that out would’ve ruined the 27K game. So. Good thing.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ValBOO

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

men on the corners

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh. Fishy start.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect game and no-hitter out of the way.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Abreu cost himself

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Passed ball scores a run, F U SHOPPACH

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve said so many times, he missed way too many balls. The stats won’t show it, but he does.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, shoppach really has some receiving issues that maybe i just never noticed or weren’t present… but he’s pretty bad now

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seemed to have really got worse when Vic was dealt.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic or not, but my concern long pre-dates Vic’s departure.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i’m with you on that… he’s been awful all year, despite his reputation as a catch and throw guy with power

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

no not sarcastic. I just didn’t notice back then, I think.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greetings. What was with the delayed start?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rained like crazy here around 6:15.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Izturis has been out twice in this inning.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but the Indians have made it very easy to have plays called against them.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So THIS is how Scioscia does it…

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

valbuerror couldn’t even handle easy ground ball, causing screwed up start .

by big2 on Aug 20, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh?

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 20, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tap the side of your monitor a couple of times. Seems to work.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

27" of 1080p goodness and I’m still not gettin it.

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 20, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, for what team is everybody rooting this year?

Still the Rays?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m still a big man-ram fan so i’ve jumped on board the LAD bandwagon… plus they’re in the NL, so no conflict of interest

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies. Rays in the AL.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

No love for the Rockies?

They’re not even using smoke and mirrors this year.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am rooting for the rockies, I am going to the series this weekend’s series, Lincecum is pitching sunday. And I get to see Garko too for the 2nd time at Coors field. I probably won’t bad mouth him to my friends as much this time

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies v Yankees in the WS.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

cc and clifford starting games 1 and 4

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want nothing less than to see CC win a World Series.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cliff beating CC twice. Soundly. Maybe yelling at Jeter once or twice in the process.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rays. Phillies when Lee pitches. Florida when Johnson pitches. SF when Timmay and Cain pitch.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t root for the Giants.

Sabean deserves none of that. Rowand. Zito. Renteria. Matt Morris. Bengie Molina.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely the Cardinals for me.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

dodgers…live in LA, NL, so no baseball bigamy issues

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rays can blow me. I see no reason to like the Rays better than the Rangers or A’s.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 20, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rangers and Giants, probably.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 20, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got here. How does a major league umpire so totally miss that call at the plate? That was egregious. What is it with the Angels that makes umpires miss obvious calls their way?

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

The only guy who is responsible for watching it got it wrong. And he can’t even get fired.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady!

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady$

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

50 IF Grady$=2B THEN GOTO 200

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was going to write a whole do loop but didn’t want to waste my time… but i like

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady!

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady!

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Grady”

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Grady)

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady*

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m hearing the end of “Mr. Roboto” in my head.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

{Grady}

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nng. Muhh. Unfrozen Caveman Starting Pitcher give up double to hitter person. Ungood.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i see his teeth and think of british folk… not so much cavemen

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tied. I like this game better than the last game already.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday is confused. What happened? Cabrera was on third with one out….

by dgcambridge on Aug 20, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choo chopped one up the middle. Aybar fielded it, spun, and threw it away at first base. Choo to 2B. Run scores.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choo with infield single. Throwing error put him on second.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t recall the last time Peralta just turned on a ball on the inside half and deposited it 20 rows deep?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

There was Peralta turning on a ball 4 inches off the outside corner. Not the same thing…

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

how long did that take? because it’s awesome

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three minutes?

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m impressed, mine would have been far more convoluted and fake-sounding

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This brought tears to my eyes. In a joyous way.

Here Lies the Victor Martinez Era:
Sept. 10, 2002 - July 31, 2009

by USSChoo on Aug 21, 2009 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Master lyricist AND master of athlete-inspired food names.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a pot o’ choodles to celebrate!

(But I rhymed “right” and “right.” I’m ashamed.)

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a rap song, you can end every line in the same word. That way, everyone can sing along.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re really singing ghazals. Don’t tell anyone.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

No biggie. One of Black Sabbath’s best known songs rhymes “masses” and “masses” and nobody cares.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

like music to both of my ear (flaps)

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 20, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll make this green for you, because it made me smile.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH PRONK THAT WAS RIGHT DOWN IN THE MIDDLE.

by big2 on Aug 20, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hafner is back to guessing at pitches. Bad sign.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

and that’s not a shoulder thing.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 20, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it might be problematic if your mast is j-shaped.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey-O!

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This guy’s been hit in the head by one too many Carmona punches.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

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by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

too many dashes.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

wide mode.

I'm not really into Song of Hiawatha.

by sarcasmdave on Aug 20, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks okay on my screen….

eh.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

masterson needs a change up

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey what’s that atdhd site… obviously not atdhd.com

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ParTay!

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The Columbus lineup is dying.

This guy, with no organization future, has joined Mickey Hall in the outfield.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

There is one prospect in tonight’s lineup.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hodges is in the lineup… he COULD constitute a prospect in some worlds… just maybe not the one the indians are in right now

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m squinting….

Nope. Still not there.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

good night to miss the clippers. ugly game so far. Lewis fail. 2IP 4ER

by JK in CBus on Aug 20, 2009 7:58 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

good night to miss the clippers. ugly game so far. Lewis fail. 2IP 4ER

by JK in CBus on Aug 20, 2009 7:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Adam, can we get a Progress score on Hodges?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 20, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus. Rick Manning anoints Lackey a “big-game pitcher” because he started Game 7 of the World Series as a rookie. That’s when I knew Jaret Wright was a big game pitcher, too.

Then, Underwood supports Manning by listing Lackey’s record in each year of his career.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

FAIL

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

BENCHED

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Laporta was called up just to make Andy Marte more comfortable. Now, Andy can fly.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Bryan Price took his first shellacking tonight.

2IP, 8H, 8R/ER, 1BB, 4K, 3HR.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Talk about a complete game.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

These guys like to make it difficult.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

DP the harder way!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play by Agent M.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

there was talk of a shared #5 starter. stay away from lewis/gosling

by JK in CBus on Aug 20, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I hate the way that dude delivers that line. “Isn’t it great when a plan [long weird pause] comes together?”

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I was going to ask if my irrational hate of that guy was totally unfounded.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatchoo sighin’ about, g’rilla?

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

shattered plans, life, love, weightlifting… all the important things

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, that’s Mike Rowe! He rules.

Except when he’s hawking Ford products. I’m still not sure what “plan” he is on about.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch dirty jobs. He gets no free pass from me.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had assumed he was on a wildlife show.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even before that show, he was awesome.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

“When the cat sees this, he will crawl in, magically”. Very nice.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

mike rowe, v. deadliest catch seemed like a pretty cool guy. mike rowe, v. ford does not

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, Alex White is in the house!

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This interview is awkward.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was annoyed how it turned to golf early.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was annoyed when Underwood and Manning started talking.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he’s going to train with Akron and not play, or is he just going to meet the staff?

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going to start a throwing program and be around a winning environment.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The program is strictly practice— he’s not going to pitch in any games.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every interview Manning conducts eventually turns to golf if he has his way.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel better about gamedaying this instead of watching

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a baseball fan.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evenin’. I see I arrived in time to catch the tail end of the conversation with Alex White. Anything of note?

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I zoned out.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I often zone out trying to listen to STO.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a very paternalistic interview. Nothing of value was shared. And White, having talked to Manning and Underwood, now hates the Indians.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t blame him.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although he did refer to both Manning and Underwood as “sir.”

If he only knew.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s from North Carolina. He was raised that way. He’s not used to Yankee disrespect and familiarity.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love referring to women around my age or just a few years older as “ma’am.” It makes them so uncomfortable.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It takes me so long to figure out people are talking to me when they say “ma’am.” Still.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

for what it’s worth i imagine everyone who types in these threads are 22-28, so not quite to “sir” or “ma’am” age yet

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i meant “is” instead of “are”

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to imagine everyone in these threads as heavily muscled warriors from the 12th century.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that you?

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Save for the band name, you can barely tell that apart from a Manowar cover.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you supposed to bat your eyelashes and giggle? Or are you offering a stare of death?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fell back on the sofa with a shrug of ennui!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, had you worked ennui into your lyric…

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your 2009 Cleveland Indians. Now With Ennui!

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bless you for that.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m 26, and I get ma’am’d all the time. People also vastly underestimate my age. I am not sure how these two things go together.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad looked thirty for about 20 years, so I might be.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still working on this.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s from North Carolina. He likes to golf. He might buy some new irons with his signing money.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you talk to him, tell him to consider the new callaways. they’re great.

i’ll let you know if i get to him first…it would pretty embarassing for us both to tell him.

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He likes golf.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another way-cool post-storm orange sherbet sky. I should just start carrying my camera to work every day in order to snap one of these.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Flash! Bam! Alacazam!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well played.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t know because i haven’t seen any of the harry potter movies

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have seen them (except the most recent) and I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

the flashing and bamming i assumed was some sort of incantaction… i guess i was wrong

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nat King Cole – “Orange Colored Sky”

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good lyrics for the Indians

“cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out,
I went into a spin and I started to shout,
I’ve been hit, this is it, this is it!”

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s to show the suddenness of love from the orange-colored sky.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no. The incantations have much cooler names such as, “expeleramus!” and “stupify!”

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was grindy, right?

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you guys see the way LaPorta caught that pop up? Splendid.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

i’d take it past “splendid” and into “magical”

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

so i can’t tell from masterson’s line on ESPN, but is he being very groundballey tonight?

If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Aug 20, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

good to hear

If you don't respect Aaron Laffey, I will fight you.

by Cap'n Snegiryov on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi people.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello, fellow 22-28 year old heavily muscled warrior from the 14th century.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good evening, ma’am.

(See how I did that, people?)

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done, indeed.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

(i’m refusing to acknowledge you and hoping you notice)

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salome! Whoa!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually think of the Police song.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old 97’s for me.

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I know the Police song.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here ya go.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reply fail. Here ya go.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh! I had forgotten that song.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t get this.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volare.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

cuz it’s not pronounced like you’d expect! It’s astonishing!

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salome, whoa.
My homey, WHOA!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt LaPorta has a slight arm twitch.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

does he have a case of the yips?

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s as if the bat is about to come out of his hand on every swing. I think he lets go with one hand a lot sooner than I’m used to seeing.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

marte! plate discipline to the face!

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

marte batting (i know, but saw it on tv) .080 at home? yowsh

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

the fact that he’s batting is itself a miracle. let’s just end the analysis there, for now.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Lackey is not an attractive man.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

He has a great curveball, though. Life is about trade-offs.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could’ve made a great character actor.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He might still. He does play in LA.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

would have been a great recurring bit character on L&O

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean “the guy that always did it”?

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I love the episodes with those guys. I can relax knowing I already know who dun it.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ♥ L&O.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

lennie briscoe is my personal hero

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Cutter is one ruthless, cold-blooded SOB.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s no mccoy, but he’ll do.

also, big fan of rubirosa. excellent legal mind…

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the, like, 5 dudes who always end up in jail…lackey could have been that guy who was a militia member, crazed priest, distraught out-of-work father, lovesick cop…

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he looks better with his hat off. A lot of baseball players look weird without their hats, so perhaps the opposite is true of Lackey.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll bet he’s gorgeous

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man. Baseball players without hats is the weirdest thing ever.

And now I’m tempted to make some sort of picture blog of baseball players without hats.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Laffey is not as cute, by far. Betancourt looks… weird.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaron Laffey is going to look like Garth Brooks in a decade, if that. Poor bastard.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So here’s cute Aaron Laffey, so cute you just want to pinch his cheeks:

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remove the hat, and be prepared for the scary:

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Magic! Evil magic!

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s a receding hairline waiting to happen

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Jensen Lewis without a hat??

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

His hairline looks like the bat signal.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

This might make his tattoos look a bit silly.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Choo, however, suddenly gets hot.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Choo looks best with his magic helmet on.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is a magic helmet, after all.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i get mark bellhorn flashbacks

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

mark lemke?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like victorino… i have fond memories of owning tons of lemke baseball cards when i was little

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like an overgrown little leaguer?

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victor :~~(

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a scene from scarface?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

/victor does a mound of blow

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLAG

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m just saying, those white pants are right out of miami vice

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raffy, lemme introduce-ah you to mah new fraahnd.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victor looks normal without a hat. I’m used to him without a hat.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that’s Betancourt over to the right playing Joe Cool.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn’t look as tired as he often does. Even slouched over in a possible coma.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would obviously have to be called “El Presidente”

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Droobs!

No, not you. Your helmet!

by PatBordersHelmet on Aug 20, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Have they hit anything hard off Lackey?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

laporta hit one extremely high…

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need some good fortune.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Going home now. See you on the other side.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I might upset some people here, but Krogers has the best frozen pizza. Better than Digiorno or Freschetta, et al. Not that the competition is really that great.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

i cannot endorse this in any way, shape or form

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it depends on if you prefer thin pizza.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love thin pizza, but i often find that the home/frozen version of thin-crust pizza is very disappointing.

arturo’s on the corner of thompson and houston in NYC has the best pizza i’ve ever had, and it’s all thin/crispy (wood fired oven)…but they do not make a frozen variety.

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like California Pizza Kitchen’s frozen bbq chicken pizza.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yoinks. A huge thunderclap sounded like it was right above my head.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds like a heavy weightlifting device. If so, get out from underneath it. Immediately.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three easy installments of 49.99 can give you your own ThunderClapp!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

On second thought…I don’t know if one exercises on a ThunderClapp, or if one exercises to rid oneself of those unsightly thunderclaps.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re right. Oh, you might exercise on a ThunderClapper to exorcise the thunderclaps.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes, it’s as if I have the world all figured out.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

So now I’m feeling all self-conscious. Don’t you call ’em thunderclaps?

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute… I think thunderclaps is actually a rap song too.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Marte gold glove 1b

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Indians stole that one back. Doesn’t take away the Angels crap run, but Abreu was safe there.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looked like he caught his shoulder to me.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

peralta…cat like

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn’t like water? Always lands on his feet? Prone to purring? Can take you or leave you?

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was going for “would do anything for a bowl of milk”

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cleans himself with his tongue?

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sheds extensively. Enjoys knocking books off shelves. Would happily eat your face.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has a little spot just above his tailbone that he loves to have petted.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

peralta’s propensity for face eating is really all-too-often overlooked.

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEE?!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

VERY well played

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, ok.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a movie quote about cats and mice

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a Jhonny Peralta quote to go along with it.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, this Masterson guy … might be something.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Was just about to post something along these lines. Very nice outing tonight.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a good start. But his two walks and two hits allowed are to LH batters. But two of his three strikeouts are too, so there’s that.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that said might be on something and I was puzzled.

I need LeVar Burton to come carry me over the Reading Rainbow.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butterfly in the sky…

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved that show. Good times.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to watch it all the time when I was widdle.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

levar will only ever be jordi laforge to me

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he actually has eyes and everything.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m not convinced…

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He likes exclamation points!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do I! LaPORTA!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

jordi laforge has 1mm twitter-itter-ers?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for Pronk to run into one.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Or do that.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hafner confidence meter .0098

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

even though it was two feet from being a double play.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That easily could have been a FC.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woot Hafner double!

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Houble!

Too bad it didn’t go far enough to need the… Houble telescope!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was saying to myself as lackey went into the 0-2 windup “i’d much prefer a K to a GIDP here, pronk”

in my FACE

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey-yo! Sweet hit Travis!

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Pronk

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Aug 20, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

A lead! Squeeeeeeeeee!

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

z

High! Ball four! Valbooooooooooooena!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

go ahead and run into one, shoppy

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll take a HBP.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must. Score. Runs.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent baserunning by Hafner.

Everyone give props.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Props, props, props

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s go, LaPorta!

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He thought you said “Let go, LaPorta!”

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they’re finally listening to us.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I TOLD you he’s always about to drop the bat!

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Marte was 30, then 15, now 25.

The perils of buying your fake ID from the lowest bidder.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Veteran, prospect, suspect. All in one year.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

In play, run(s)

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooh LaPorta!

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

LaPouble!

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s where you drink LaBeeple!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like something gross and French.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome back to Cleveland, Matt LaPorta.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome!!! That was very nice to see.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAH MATT

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

He hit that well.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Outfielders will love ya and leave ya. Relief pitchers will break your heart.

It’s only UTILITY INFIELDERS who deserve your love!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about utility outfielders?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way, Crowe.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was referring to your boy playing in the corner greens this last week.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. See, he would have viewed it as playing the infield just from a bit farther back than normal.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys. Guys. Why is the game so far away?

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baboo: Coach, I think I need glasses. The pitcher, the hitter, they look so small.

Wedge: You’re playing outfield Carroll.

Baboo: Oh. Um, why would I do that?

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you failed to take into account the wedge factor… laporta will be a 1B/2B/OF/DH in a week

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just realized that three of those positions i listed are actua possibilities… so it loses some of it’s punch

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can he catch?

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft. I sneer in disbelief. I’ll throw some ennui in again ‘cause it’s fun to spell.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chone almost had that … damn, he’s quick.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hadn’t heard that.

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Matt

One day I'll get over to watch the Tribe play

by new zealand tribe fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

who loaned the Tribe the DeLorean and sent them into the future?

by APV on Aug 20, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

that was awesome. more props.

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

that question mark in my first post of the night can be removed now.

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Lackey can only stare, slack-jawed, from the dugout.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks like steve smith from american dad

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have personally known around ten Steve Smiths over the course of my life.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have known zero personally

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I currently work with one. His middle name starts with an S, so I call him Slytherin.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only three here.

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m considering only drafting Steve Smiths next weekend.

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying to start up your army to take over the world again?

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better question: Had I stopped?

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to start an army of people who have the same name as me.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA! :D

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a goofball, Julie!

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. This is my serious side.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

An army of International Goth Models would be funnier.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Imagine trying to keep that sort in line.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the ozone layer could handle it.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does aflac still do these gosh darn (keeping it clean for the kids) duck ads? they sort of make me want to do harm to myself and others (only sort of)

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Punctuate this excitement, Andy. Please.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy Marte believes in punctuation!

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was not so much a wish as it was a command.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was the “please” that confused me.

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a gentle iron fist.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seriously can’t read. I saw “It’s a gefilte iron fish.”

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m giggling like a schoolgirl on my couch. That’s rich.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe time for a new prescription on them glasses?

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take that as an exclamation point.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Partay on, he says

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Party on, Matt”
“Party on, Andy.”

by AngG on Aug 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

MATT’S WORLD! MATT’S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, no. Lackey doesn’t look better without a hat.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The heart of the Clipper lineup comes through.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Columbus Clippers ring your bell!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The Clippers are our hometown heroes!

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our game our town!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte partay.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Andy!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

huzzah, offense

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Agent RBI

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 20, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at all of these runs. Goodness.

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, I clearly need to leave work more often.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Grady is sick of being left out of the partay.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

So, is Grady really good again?

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s been hanging around Jhonny too much.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady!

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Memo to Angels pitchers: Breaking stuff AWAY

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I just see LaPorta and MArte come through back to back?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 20, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

the catholic church is calling it a miracle… i just call it beautiful

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

with a nice Masterson performance. This must be what heaven is like

by Roger Dorn on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This must be what heaven next year is will be like

am i jumping the gun?

great.

by themadlibs on Aug 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’!
Keep those hits a-rollin’!
No Angels controllin’
the GAME!

Hit around their leather!
Disregard the weather!
Go on, slip the tether
find FAME!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So does Masterson come back out for one more?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s not stretch him out TOO much… but under normal circumstances i would say yes

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

it appears the gloves are off tonight.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asdrouble!!

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I APPROVE OF THIS INNING.

LAPORTA!
MARTE!
GRADY! DROOBS!

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

JINX JINX PERSONAL JINX

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I approve of this inning.

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Doubles are so damn sexy.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

LaPorta, you can stay. Forever.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 20, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, go ahead and buy…no need to rent

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

housing prices never go down!

by Roger Dorn on Aug 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially in NE OH!

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and if wedge kicks you out you can crash on my couch

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo DP

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

OK, now I can say it. I opened this thread during Choo’s at bat leading off the sixth. I take full credit for all the runs, as well as the wildly successful careers of LaPorta and Marte that were just launched.

Also, my first GT in months. Helloooo everybody!

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for the runs!

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by vbc3 on Aug 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

What, did you fall into a law book or sumthin?

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good way of looking at it, actually.

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine just started law school two days ago. She plans to work full time while doing this. I told her that will last maybe a month.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i take the under on a month?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m taking the under on a week. This is a bad idea, unless it’s explicitly a night program. I did know a guy a few years ago who went to night school at Akron, and he’s a partner now and a fine attorney.

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s not going to a night program. I don’t know how she plans to go to school, study, and work 40 hours a week.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, that mother was embarrassing herself (on TV).

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Man…what did Jason Bartlett drink this year?

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

DRays bay was willing to trade him to us as part of a package for Lee/Vic.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masterson has his Fausto moments against these lefties.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, lets pull Masterson.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

yep… i’m with ya on that

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

why? pitch count?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah… and more importantly… jeff mathis… the bane of masterson’s existence… they’re sworn enemies

by gorilla_baller on Aug 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was keeping track of Masterson’s LHB stats upthread? Can we get an update? Mariah?

The once and future

by Manhattan Tribe Fan on Aug 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Masterson’s starting to get up in the zone here. He needs to come out.

by APV on Aug 20, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

8-1….but he does have over 100

by Roger Dorn on Aug 20, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless something gets really hectic out there, i say let him try to get through 7

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

when a guy needs to come out, he needs to come out.

by APV on Aug 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess he gets to face the righty to get a DP. otherwise, he’s gone.

i don’t see why he’s still pitching.

by xrickx on Aug 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betnacourt still hasn’t given up a run in 11 innings. The Rockies might be tempted to pay that option.

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

err.. 11 appearances

by Toxicadam on Aug 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s five hours without giving up a run!

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 20, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Betancourt-is-slow jokes never really get old.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of undersold the hyperbole, though. Should I have gone the other way with it?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 21, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking forward to seeing him this weekend

by kjhill42 on Aug 20, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

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