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Game Thread 2: August 24, 2009


Top of the seventh, tied at four.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

We might need a third thread after our nine-run inning.

by Chemo on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

PARTAY

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Marte just missed a homer

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

we’ll have to settle for a rally double.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was for a second until Dejesus picked it up…damn lights on the wall.

by The Grimace on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck I was ready to party there.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know how it didn’t go out. He smoked it.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the origin of this pic? It looks like some lame video game advertisment.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since it was pointed out that it looks like the girl second from the left is flipping the bird to someone out of frame, I crack up whenever I see it.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found it here, via a google image search for partay.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fred, you are an internet genius. You must get bothered by all your relatives to do stuff for them.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean…you couldn’t get hegan excited with a fistful of 20s in the woods with the pope

did i do it right?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

You got Ron Artest’s MJ tribute stuck in my head.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m sorry…are you disparaging the lyrical stylings of the good people at tru warrier records??

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

“In the air, in the air, in the air”

So, yes.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

tomorrow grenkie vs masterson?

by big2 on Aug 24, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow is DeJesus ever cheating shallow there.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Another off topic, but some friends and I ended up arguing it for far too long last night: Best candy bar? We narrowed it down to Nutrageous, Snickers and (original) Milky Way. But we couldn’t come up with a consensus. I think a Snickers, while good, is too dry to be the best.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Snickers. No contest.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milky Way of those choices. without a doubt.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reese’s.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not a candy bar!

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

York!

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almond Joy?

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is at least technically allowable.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I don’t like Almond Joy anyway.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-\

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

just an insult of a candy bar

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

With a stupid wrapper to boot.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

DISQUALIFY’D

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

always have been, always will be, a huge Nutrageous fan. Elements of Reeses and Snickers.

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

also top 5.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nutrageous. Not even close.

by Brad D on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

of those 3, milky way in a walk

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snickers of those choices. But I’m a big Milky Way midnight fan.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Midnight is the dark chocolate, right? Can’t stand dark chocolate.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and Cody are so weird.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m aggressively anti-dark chocolate, too

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunch of weirdos.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but you are all wrong on the internet.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game has been over for hours, but I have to stop here to say, “you, sir, are mistaken”.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 25, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Different strokes, my man. It takes different strokes to move the world. Yes it does.

by JRontherim on Aug 25, 2009 5:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

When it comes to dark chocolate, only one drum is needed.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 25, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Crunchie….it’s British but absolutely amazing. Ig you ever happen by a World Market they have them in the candy section.

by The Grimace on Aug 24, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is actually really really good

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you and Winnie used to split them?

by Brad D on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pooh or cooper?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Churchill. That was, evidently, a bad Joseph Stalin joke.

by Brad D on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, churchill would likely have taken a couple of fingers if someone tried to touch his candy bars, so i thought maybe not him.

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it similar to Butterfinger? It looks like it could be.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a chocolate covered honeycomb, and that is putting it simply. It’s just amazing.

by The Grimace on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like Nestle Crunch. I also like Snickers, Milky Way, and 3 Musketeers

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll add that I wanted to toss Take 5 into the contest, but was shot down violently.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take 5 is easily top 5.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think pretzels scare people away.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if they’re covered in chocolate and the “people” in question are women.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And homemade.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to tell your wife to dress more appropriately. People will get the wrong idea.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 25, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ritter Sport Marzipan in Dark Chocolate.

That or Zagnut.

With a side order of Kit Kat.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, surprised we didn’t think of, and no one here mentioned before you, the Kit Kat.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Kit Kat is an astonishment and a glory.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give me a break

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

:D

I’m a splitter, too. I peel ’em.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re the Nell to my Carter!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Davis can never locate his Kit Kat split properly.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love kit kat passionately

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you peel ’em?

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

not exclusively, but i certainly do on a not-infrequent basis

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always been a big fan of the Zero bar.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I associate Zero Bars with the pool, so I must have had them at Eastwood Park as a kid.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The girls on my hall just sang me Happy Birthday! It was so sweet.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

“Shut up with the singing! I’m gamethreading with my online friends!!!”

/end of college social life

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that’s not what I said. As surprising as that may sound.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, let’s try it.

HAAAPPY

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

IN

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Douchebag.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You made me cry.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I will slap you.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAPPY

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

HANUKKAH!

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Birthday to YOOOUUUU…..

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAAAAAPPY

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIIIIRRRTHDAAAAY

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate this meme.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAAAAPPY

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Birthday You’re 59 (and shouldn’t be anywhere near a women’s college DOOOORRRRMMMMMM….

by MooneysRebellion on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just think someone got him a very good gift.

by Brad D on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

UNLESS YOU’RE INNNNN THEEEE

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And my kids always follow that with:

THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG
IT IS NOT VERY LONG
HEY!

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice try guys. It was beautiful.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait – it’s your birthday?

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. He’s 59.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ClemsonGirl.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least it was a cute old man.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

What you don’t see is the shorts, black knee high socks, and white patent leather belt with matching shoes.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is that a problem?

by Brad D on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that’s acceptable on an old man.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said 59, not 79.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can get behind this.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little strange.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

On another website I hang out at there is a poster who has a picture of steen for all possible occasions. you’d be surprised, but there really is.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, man, does Bruce Springsteen not look like a giant douche?

Castrovince is going to hunt me down when he reads this.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 25, 2009 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

That picture is pretty douche-ish. I saw him live for the first time this year. I like exactly one song of his.

by JRontherim on Aug 25, 2009 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

double play time

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else think they should really change the Direct Energy “Bringing the Gas” segment when Sowers pitches?

by The Grimace on Aug 24, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Based on that uncomfortable look he usually has on his face, no.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That could explain the clapping as well.

by Brad D on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you calculate it as miles per hour per pound – Sowers is killing the competition

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the Twins don’t sac bunt with one out.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

The Twins aren’t nearly as generous as the Royals.

by rockemsockem on Aug 24, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any chance Valbuena is a better SS than Cabrera?

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Peralta would have gotten that….

by The Grimace on Aug 24, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

2-inning save?

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mexecutioner?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Kudos to the Royals, the sac bunt has given them 2 runs tonight.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

A six out save attempt? Let’s trash ’em.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

If successful, this’ll be Soria’s fourth 6-out save in a month.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

7/25, 8/2 and 8/13 vs Texas, Tampa Bay and Minnesota.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nolan Ryan is their bullpen coach?

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

let’s go choo~

by big2 on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We only need one guy on base to set up the Marte walkoff.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to say we gave him a blown save this year.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

We can do this.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Soria has 2 blown saves this year, both in June.

by palcal on Aug 24, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

One against the Tribe.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thank goodness we’re in June.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has pitched 2 innings 3 times this month, 2 saves and a win.

Let’s take care of his streak of 12 straight saves.

by palcal on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jhonny on base.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

wouldn’t it be a great time for a true Pronk game?

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, google search of “true pronk” turned up this.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back to the Future 4: Marty saves Travis Hafner from fading into non-existence

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many of the 30 MLB managers can you name off the top of your head?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

easily 20.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

ten-ish? maybe 15.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d be in this range.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah about here.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

About half. NL managers would be like naming African countries for me.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

diamondbacks: Darren Papua New Guinea…

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was fun. I got twenty on the nose.

by Jeffrey R on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baboo running for Peralta.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Shift this, Royals.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

debating whether I should start typing out managers.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

PROOOOOONK!!

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

falso.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d hope Luis would be flattered. :)

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

PROOOOOONK!!

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scores on a Valbuena HR?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAAA BITCHES

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VALBUENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously LOL

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell yeah!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

holy balls!!!

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Blown save, hopefully a loss too

by palcal on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit! I love this kid!

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Valblast, bitches. Clap, damn you, Sowerpuss.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

don’t be down on Sowerpuss, he’s in line for the win

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why he should clap.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And smile.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t go overboard, man. Baby steps. Start with the non-golf clap.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have ways to make him smile.

Wait …

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this like my Jhonny comment earlier in the year?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re going to have the sluggingest team in baseball down the middle in 2010. Book it.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that an avatar bet?

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My avatar is my identify. Can’t change it.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anytime I see Super Mario anywhere now, I think of you.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sowers is furious right now.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I just got this.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too, nice work JR

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve developed a theory on why Sowers hates Valbuena.

See, now that the trade deadline has come and gone, players can be sure they are here for the remainder of 2009. As such, the team likes to semi-jokingly have elections, similar to High School elections. Jeremy knew he couldn’t be President or Vice President. He isn’t good enough or popular enough for that. Only guys like Grady and Asdrubal have a shot at those titles. But Jeremy thought, “Hey, I could be the treasurer!” Jeremy ran for treasurer and was running unopposed. Then the new kid in school, Luis Valbuena, shows up. Valbuena is from New York. Flashy, he’s cool. He has stories about how his best friend’s uncle knows Derek Jeter. Valbuena jettisons to the most popular kid in school. He jumps into the Treasurer election and steals it from Sowers, even though Sowers has been around much longer, and feels he has earned it.

Wow, did I lose focus on my metaphor somewhere in there. The only reason I’m not just going to click Cancel is to show how quickly that fell apart.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was funny.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, recmate, who are you?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been curious about that. Everything big2 posts is recced. I figured ironically, but sometimes it is multiple recs.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can’t help it. he makes me feel all tingly.

by emil minty on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird. I never noticed.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got ourselves a ballplayer!

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I ♥ the Mariners.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you write this on your notebooks?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. FredOx Mariners.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too old for that, but I may write it on my desk blotter.

On second thought, I’m starting a class at UVa on the 17th, so maybe I will.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Valbuena married?

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

the internet is not forthcoming on this matter.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume no but I have no idea.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not seeing anything that says he is, but I’m also not seeing anything that says he isn’t.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tend to assume that if it doesn’t say anything then he isn’t but I don’t know.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here, but I have been surprised before.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did find out he is one of those bats left throws right people like my brother.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have been one of those people if I didn’t also suck at softball/baseball type sports.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tattooed?

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valbuena only has room for one love in his life – Rock climbing.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t know about anyone else but I find this hilarious.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work with a kid like this, except the love of his life is pottery.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm, what to do, what to do …

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could have some fun with this.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just remember:

Please do not post inappropriate comments, this is a friendly forum for fans.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

EAT [redacted] JESSICA. IT’S CARROT.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This should be the new site motto.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

EAT [redacted] JESSICA. IT’S CARROT.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This kid is for real.

by jayme on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

.871 August OPS before tonight.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

4 inches from a ding dong

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starting to hit. Keep playing him

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

resisting….obvious….joke

by bogey021 on Aug 24, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

SH0/17PPACH

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

PULL HIM NOW MADDON

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

vbc3 is all kinds of turned around with this game.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s concerned for yourhealth. It is distracting him.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Don't hassle me, I'm local.

by salome on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should be concerned about my ability to use the space bar though.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was fun to see.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man. what a long season. That game and the Yankee blowout game seem SO long ago.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a lot of RBIs from that game left on the team

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, that was a lot of fun, wasn’t it?

“need about 7 more gifts,” indeed.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOO

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the 8th inning crew does it’s job, this is a Wood GF (if he does his job)

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it will be the B-squad. Todd and Perez

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, even if he doesn’t.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking of the tie game, replacement coming in scenario

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

o/t: 80 pound dog, 1 year old…girlfriend (mine, not his) wants to put him on a 3.5-hour plane trip w/ no tranqs. thoughts?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

from where to where? I’ve found it next to impossible to get a dog on a flight…most airlines have pretty severe restrictions

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LA – Nashville…American lets animals on the plane in cargo (apparently pressurized and temperature-ized), but says no tranqs. i’m pretty nervous.

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on the dog. If it is super mellow, no big deal. If not – I’d be very hesitant.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s young enough that i can’t say “super mellow”…which is adding to my unease

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like an absolute disaster. I would be pissed if I were on that flight.

by Chief Wahoo on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thoughts are keep the dog the hell away from Dr. Murray. That affadavit from today was nuts.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh. Someone’s in a lotta trouble.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d be in shit if that happened in a HOSPITAL, let alone in the patient’s house.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thought is that this is very self-indulgent of the human and inconsiderate of what’s good for the dog.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, vet says “he’ll be fine”…but i’d rather not put him through an ass kicking in between being fine in LA and then fine in Nashville

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

My brother tranq’d a cat and put it on a long flight once and it was never the same. Just messed in the head from there on out. My dog is already messed in the head, so she doesn’t travel.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Todd pitching the 8th? Interesting

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

No choice really, OTP and Sipp are off.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven’t watched this game at all (only following the box score) but I would just like to say, I think I’m starting to love Luis Valbuena.

*sigh*

by zempf on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

We have two stud 23 year olds in the middle infield. How sweet is that?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost as good as having a slugging catcher who won’t be a free agent until 2017.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very very sweet. Note that Seattle is currently starting Jose Lopez & Jack Wilson. Ha.

*sigh*

by zempf on Aug 24, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So weird. They’re like, what could we possibly want with Asdrubal when we have Yuniesky?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and young power at both corner outfield spots

by emil minty on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, Hammy inflating Blake’s value.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was a bit squirmy.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Underwood and Manning laughing at DeJesus while he is in pain.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Todd is nibbling. This is getting annoying.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember when we thought Todd was our bullpen ace?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Future. Chill out on the rookie.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, Choo was playing so shallow and still could not get that bloop job

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

The Destroyer doesn’t destroy much besides expectations.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard to be mad about that “hit”

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Destroyer just likes to destroy gently sometimes. Maybe watch a nice romantic comedy. Unscrew a bottle of wine…

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw the final half hour or so of The Ugly Truth for some reason. SHAME ON YOU, CLEMSON, FOR ENJOYING THIS.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why on earth would you listen to me when it comes to movies? I like Batman and Robin for goodness sakes.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The “lady” raises a good point, J.

by Chemo on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could you not tell it was going to be horrible from the trailers?

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I could. But my friend works at a theater. He can’t let us in for free, but once we’re in we’re allowed to just wander around for however long we want. So I didn’t directly go for that. But man. Whoever had the idea to package Gerard Butler as a romantic comedy star was doped up beyond belief.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am really sad I moved back home to a small town because there is way less opportunity to skip into a second movie without a ticket at this theatre. I mean, on the other hand, $4 movies, so it woks out to about the same cost, but still.

And yeah, basically.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, Olive Garden is the town’s fancy restaurant.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how you think we’re big enough for an Olive Garden. We have to go three towns over for Olive Garden.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also watched the first 15 minutes of The Time Travelers’ Wife and was (probably inappropriately) laughing a lot.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it that stupid? Or were you drunk?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just stupid. I’m not sure how someone can get invested in a romance where someone travels through time. Everything was so “HAMMER IN THE DRAMA”. Eric Bana’s father goes like “If go back in time and see your mother so often, why don’t you ever stop her from getting in that car?” And Bana slowly turns “I WOULD IF I COULD”.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a pretty good book actually, but I have no interest in the movie.

*sigh*

by zempf on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Implying she died in a car accident, of course.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it could totally be done awesomely in text, but I don’t think the plot works as well in a movie.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have stayed for the rest because I have a feeling I’d laugh throughout, but I figured it was rude to people who actually wanted to see it. I liken it to how funny The Lake House was*.

  • I never actually saw The Lake House. Just the plot + Keanu Reeves makes me laugh.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE I NEVER LEARNED TO READ

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually did the same thing as you. I walked in time to hear the wife say “We are going to give this baby the most peaceful gestation ever!”

And I giggled.

by Chemo on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a part in the Trailer when she says, “If I could change anything about our life together, I wouldn’e change anything.” Lies. All of iit. She so would.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That story just sounds stupid. At least when I go see Final Destination (in 3D!), I know it will be stupid.

DEATH CAN’T FOLLOW YOU TO FRANCE.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep meaning to read that because it sounds hilarious. I have no real interest in the movie though.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruh roh, Raggy …

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

off-topic: My friend lent me Firefly/Serenity and I really liked it. Should I watch Buffy/Angel/Dollhouse/whatever, or do they just not compare?

by Chemo on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Buffy was great, Angel not so much. I like Dollhouse, even though I can’t stand the star.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY! Don’t you badmouth Angel!

by ahowie on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angel was fine, but Buffy was better.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. But I did love me some Angel.

by ahowie on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Angel is better than Buffy. Why? No Buffy.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But no Willow, either.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shan’t!

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the writing better on Buffy. Sarah Michelle Gellar was boring, but WIllow Rosenberg was one awesome Jewish lesbian witch.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUFFY IS AWESOME. >:(

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s such a whinerpants.

Oh sure. But this is drunk logic. Also, time-traveling potatoes.--AngG

by Julie on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would whine in her place too. Her life is freakin’ hard.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Firefly but hate the rest. Don’t go by my word though, I have odd tastes.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffy was good in seasons 2-5. (1 was, you know, what premiere seasons used to be, and 6 and 7 were sorta meh.) Angel had good bits and bad bits. Some of the seasons were really good, and some were really terrible. You should at least watch the episode about Lindsey’s EVIL HAND. (Really everything with Lindsey was really hilarious to me.) Dollhouse kind of skeeves me out, but some people really like it. I’d give it a shot if you like the other Whedon stuff.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Black Willow. And Spike.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Spike early on, but not so much as the show progressed. Also, I missed Spike and Drusilla. They were so awesome together.

by AngG on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

James Marsters reads the audiobook versions of the Dresden Files novels. Trippy.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

After I watch these shows I will come back and nod knowingly at this whole conversation.

by Chemo on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoppach’s fault?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure his occasional lack of playing time has NOTHING to do with this, but when did Shoppach lose the ability to catch?

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

this is getting hairy. i’d like to hear from big2 right now.

by emil minty on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know what he’d say, but I’d rec it.

by Chemo on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

leans back, steeples hands

by emil minty on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about some insurance here?

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we escaped the dreaded 8th inning. Time to add on 2-3 more runs.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What the heck happened to the audio there?

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

On MLB.TV?
Because it was weird. It sounded like one of those fake noise tracks they have in sitcoms.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 24, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it was really weird.

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ANDY MARTE BITCHES

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Singles Partay.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at this Merte guy. Where’d he come from?

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

“THROW ME A FIRST-PITCH GET ME OVER STRIKE, BITCH!”

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

what is Andy Marte is our 2010 starting 1B?

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He seems like he can flash some leather. If he hits a little, we got a nice fill-in

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if he is? It would just be a warm body, filling a gap.

I still say, if he can hit decently, Jhonny is ghonny.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

the complete lack of interest (seemingly) in playing Marte at third right now makes me skeptical. It makes sense for Jhonny to be gone, but…

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

They know what Marte can do at 3B, it’s never really been in question. Playing Jhonny every day drives up his value.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said…everything makes sense, but….i just have a hard time seeing it. We actually have an immediate shortfall at 1B and 3B. Peralta is costly, but not expensive. I’m more skeptical about it now than I was earlier.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jordan Brown is free.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s at least better than Hodges. But he’s limited in not being able to play 1B…he doesn’t really fix our problem. Jordan Brown and Jason Donald as our utility guys, with Crowe as the backup CFer….that I could picture. but still with Peralta as our starting 3B.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who can’t play 1B?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am really confused.

But he’s limited in not being able to play 1B…he doesn’t really fix our problem

What does this mean?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garko?

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that should have said 3B

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it that common for a 1B/LF to be able to play 3B?

Gimenez and Valbuena can play 3B in a pinch.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think Gimenez makes the 25-man?

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know; somebody will. I just don’t see backup-3B as something that you overly sweat in building your roster for a non-contending season.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m hesitant on Gimenez until I know what we are doing at catcher. We still have 4 guys for two spots (Shoppach, Marson, Gimenez, Toregas), so I assume moves are coming. Unless Brantley makes the roster, Crowe is here as our backup CF/4th OFer. Then it comes down to the 1B/LF/3B issue. Peralta is the most expensive option for any of those positions, but he might also be the best.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I’m saying, don’t worry about it. The not-at-all-critical backup-3B controversy will get settled, one way or another.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

But if Peralta is jettisoned, it’s not just the backup role…it’s the insurance role. Wes Hodges sucks. So if Andy Marte craps out and Peralta is traded, who’s our 3B? Jason Donald?

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chiz?

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon….one more year

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, but even if Hodges sucks, who cares if it’s Hodges, purely as the insurance guy in 2010?

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just not as willing to completely crap out on 2010. I want something that is respectable.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not worth the cash.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the cash involved is the $4.6M for Peralta versus the 0.6M for a rookie…I think I’d hope the Dolans front the money for Jhonny. Don’t mistake me, if we are offered good value for Peralta I’d take it in a second. But….I suspect that won’t happen this off-season, and I’d just assume keep Peralta (with the option of trading him mid-season next year).

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we look for an equally sometimes-good 1B/LF to swap for.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve Delluccied on that kind of deal

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

But how is that different than keeping Peralta?

Other than, Dellucci sucked every month we had him.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other than, Dellucci sucked every month we had him.

Um….

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying, we find the 1B/LF equivalent of Peralta and make that deal. Makes more sense than keeping Jhonny just to play Marte at 1B.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Jhonny also has some intangibles that need to be considered. Again – you give me value, I happily say goodbye to Peralta. But…my recollection from Sprint Training is that Jhonny, especially with Victor gone, is a leader of a significant fraction of the team. I also think Jhonny has the potential to be better than he has with Wedge as manager, because he obviously does not jibe with Wedge. So replacing Peralta’s role on the team isn’t, I think, as simple as replacing his production (which is pretty easy).

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You … are a marshmallow.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 25, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I make smores delicious

by APV on Aug 25, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Again, you just don’t sweat this in a non-contending year. Gimenez if necessary. Donald can play 2B while Valbuena plays 3B.

Also: Carlos Santana.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also: Carlos Santana.

don’t go there….God can’t be denied

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect this is the offseason where we Free Jordan Brown.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see this nugget from Castrovince?

Andy Marte had a nice homestand, as he’s 6-for-his last-14 with five RBIs in four games. Wedge didn’t sound overly impressed with this. “He still needs to hit pitches he should hit,” Wedge said of Marte. “If you get a hanging breaking ball, you have to make sure you hit it. If you get a good fastball, don’t foul it off. Good pitches get young hitters out, so you’ve got to keep working to not miss mistakes.”

by Jeffrey R on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge needs to be muzzled.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte should never have run over Wedge’s dog.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

….or slept with his wife

by The Grimace on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

the jerk store called…

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marte ran over Carroll?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge has had it in for Marte ever since he accidently ran over his dog. And by accidentally I mean repeatedly, and by dog, I mean SON.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost posted this earlier. I was too blind with rage to find the POST button though.

by ahowie on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I refuse to even comment on this quote

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I might give a shit if we had even ONE young hitter who ever got better under Wedge without being sent down to work on things. At this point, I think Wedge knows less about hitting than a used Charlie Manuel hanky.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t hold back, Jay. Tell us what you really think.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Wedge has a lot of opinions, and so do a lot of other people.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grady Sizemore? Victor Martinez?

by 7foot3 on Aug 24, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They pretty much arrived as finished products and succeeded immediately. They did not struggle for any length of time and then develop and improve under Wedge’s leadership.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sizemore had a .798 OPS in AAA. I can’t find the exact MLE, but he had an almost identical slash line to what Barbaro Canizares has, which is a .674 MLE. That’s not a finished product. Martinez, I’ll give you.

by 7foot3 on Aug 24, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though I’d venture to say that Martinez struggled in 2004, as I’m holding Martinez to a higher standard than one should put on a rookie catcher at the plate, and came back to improve.

by 7foot3 on Aug 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I often remind folks, not all data is statistical. Sizemore started his AAA career with some kind of flu or other illness and had terrible numbers for his first month or so. I think you would find that after that point, his numbers were in line with his major league numbers — and anyway, elite prospects generally are improving quickly at that stage of their physical development.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 25, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, when players got better, it was because they were good prospects. Players who got sent down sucked because Wedge is a terrible coach. Got it.

I’m just responding to the point

even ONE young hitter who ever got better under Wedge without being sent down to work on things

I get your point, but we’re going a bit overboard here. Is Wedge a good coach? Probably not. Should he have played Marte more? Sure, why not. But let’s not discount the possibility that the quote might apply to Marte, of the 57 OPS+.

by 7foot3 on Aug 25, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not really talking about Marte, or for that matter Grady. I’m talking more about Jhonny and Asdrubal.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 25, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valbuena?

This isn’t to defend Wedge, but let’s not go overboard against him here either. But does anyone else get the impression that Marte is missing hanging breakingballs or fouling off fastballs?

by 7foot3 on Aug 24, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to say Valbuena. I was really surprised that he left him in there during his BABIP struggles.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valbuena made some adjustments, but he was always hitting the ball hard.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s like the Michael Brantley at the big-league level

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you go off the theory that Wedge is okay with hard hit balls and not batting average, then yes I think we can reduce the credit given to Wedge on that.

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to animate this and make it do seizure-inducing flashes.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god, that would be interesting.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I can’t believe how little I’ve gamethreaded this season. I’m a bad Indians fan. In my defense, Comcast finally seems to have realized that they were giving my Extra Innings for free.

*sigh*

by zempf on Aug 24, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

…and stopped doing so :(

*sigh*

by zempf on Aug 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m feeling good about my insurance. I just switched to Asdrubal.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I am en fuego tonight

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give me the slap bunt. Haven’t seen that since Omar.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

is that what droobs’ double was? slap bunt?

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he pulled it back and swung away.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

DROOBS

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

DROOOOOOBS

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHHA

Perfect Droobs!

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Fantastic piece of hitting by the Droobinator.

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a Robbie Alomar special

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WHEEL THIS, BITCHES.

by FredOx on Aug 24, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

choooooooooooo

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Waves of offense.

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by vbc3 on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

John Bale? Not so much.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I’ll say it … this lineup is ready to contend this year and next.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

TABOO OR DOGMA?

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOGBY

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t understand why this hasn’t been recced.

by Logodaedalus on Aug 25, 2009 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soooo…..we probably could’ve used Cliff next year then?

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a shame we didn’t have a solid lineup, solid bullpen and questionable starting pitching staff going into this year. Oh wait .. we did.

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

the lineup is contending this year. The pitching staff didn’t for the first three months, though.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s Trademe Carroll.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Any chance we don’t pitch Wood in the 9th?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs the work, we will

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, why was Carroll in there?

by supermarioelia on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

PR for Jhonny innings ago.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how the broadcasters are always so pleased with themselves for knowing the no-RBI-on-GIDP rule.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Where’s palcal to tell us about Wood’s meltdown in KC earlier this year?

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Wood chartered a plane yesterday to take him and some teammates to the Pearl
Jam concert in Chicago last night (per AC, Wood is friends with Eddie Vedder).

Given his relatively light workload, he should be able to hold onto a 4-run lead, regardless.

by palcal on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering who the teammates were who went. I have to imagine Sowers was not invited.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vedder is a rotten Cubs fan.

by odradek on Aug 25, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wood with a gift strikeout

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Betancourt facing Garko in a 1-1 game.

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ANDY

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Garko doubled (not the outcome I was hoping for)

by Toxicadam on Aug 24, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw some strikes, Kerry

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I can never get past Jeff Datz’s Jim Gaffigan looking mug.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

hot pocket…

I reserve the right to complain about Gimenez at 1B and Carroll in the OF, no matter the facts. - FredOx

by DontCallMeJoey on Aug 25, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And LaGame

"It's all part of life's rich pageant, you know?" - Inspector Clouseau

by woodsmeister on Aug 24, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wood has Finished 100% of his Games Finished.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

although I probably shouldn’t admit that

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wedge taking a page out of Sowers’ book of non-excitement.

by JRontherim on Aug 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel good for Masterson, watching this lineup. He’s got to be thinking, I can win with these guys — I don’t know if any of these other pitchers can, but I can. And that’s a start.

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

by Jay on Aug 24, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus he doesn’t have to bail Pedroia and Papelbon out at the end of the night and pay off the women and animals they molested.

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Jonathan, I bailed out half of those 11 women… 3!

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

bailed paid off

This is Victor's home. Victor Jose, you too.

by westbrook on Aug 24, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we talk about how terrible wood is or do we just not care anymore.

by emil minty on Aug 24, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s more that it isn’t important right now

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hasn’t he been good for like a month or so?

by Roger Dorn on Aug 24, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

coming into tonight he had a 3.38 ERA after the all-star break with a .643 OPS against

by APV on Aug 24, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And in August, he now has an ERA of 2.00 with 11 strikeouts in 9 innings. He’s allowed 9 hits and 4 walks, but all 9 hits have been singles. He’s getting better.

by FredOx on Aug 25, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just remembered that the last time we got Soria (earlier this year) was during that “seagull game”. Good times.

For such a crappy season, we have had some memorable wins.

by Toxicadam on Aug 25, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow, that was the Royals, wasn’t it? I’m seeing Coco Crisp in center, gesturing in helpless frustration as the flock swoops all around him. Hilarious.

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by vbc3 on Aug 25, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I miss the seagulls. Bring them back. It would be entertaining.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Aug 25, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

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