Senior (Indians) Superlatives
by gorilla_baller on Aug 28, 2009 2:57 PM EDT
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PrintRecently I moved to a new apartment closer to campus. During the move I discovered some old high school year books sitting on my shelf collecting dust. Browsing through them, I noticed that towards the beginning of each yearbook are the senior superlatives. If you're not familiar with the concept, it's a list of "most likely to succeed" or "most attractive couple" and a medley of others.
So that got me to thinking about this current Indians team (and I'm willing to expand that definition to include anybody who appeared in an Indians uniform in 2009, minor leagues count too). If this team were a graduating class of high schoolers what superlatives would be awarded and who would receive them?
Most likely to succeed (elsewhere) ... Victor? Cliff? Someone still on the roster?
Most attractive couple... Marte and Wedge? Cliff and a kindle?
Think of your own and post them, I intend this to be fun (and clean)
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carl pavano: most likely to lose driving privileges
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow
Scott Saurbeck?
"You are an LGT success story" -- Jay
by Turkmenbashi on Aug 29, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Sauerbeck: Least likely to get hired for that open landscaping position
by APV on Aug 29, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
best hair: chris gimenez
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow
most likely to star in the korean remake of “miami vice”
We're really bad this year. How's that for a signature?
by mixmasterasia on Aug 30, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Most likely to be last picked in gym class because he’s too slow and that aupsets Grady: Wyatt Toregas
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
best collaboration with rob thomas: carlos santana… narrowly beating out beau mills
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow
by gorilla_baller on Aug 28, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Most likely to misspell his own name : Johnny Peralta
by lenred on Aug 28, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I see what you’re doing here…
There is a great need for a sarcasm font
by stuart dean on Aug 29, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions
mark shapiro asks you to define ‘success’
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow
by gorilla_baller on Aug 29, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Best Teeth: Fausto Carmona
As General Manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start.
by bigbrabbs on Aug 29, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
MostLeast likely tohateread this thread: Cliff Lee
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow
by gorilla_baller on Aug 31, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Well then why don’t you Cody?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Aug 31, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
most likely to be unaware of his termination as manager months after the fact, eventually burning progressive to the ground: eric wedge
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow
by gorilla_baller on Aug 31, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 8 recs
i know it says “most likely”… but that is a probability of 1.000
The eagle never lost so much time as when he submitted to learn from the crow
by gorilla_baller on Aug 31, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
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